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devilishychubbyqueer · 2 years ago

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12 hours is a long time, bunny. I don't think your cock would be very happy with that much stimulation. Hell, it might not even want to ruin by then. Definitely take some time to stretch and get some fresh air. Maybe a walk with a tight pair of briefs on, so every step feels like half a stroke will help your mind~

I do love these little mini challenges too. Not cumming for another 45 days just means you can focus on exploring much more depraved ideas~

For sure, I'll be careful! I'm not constantly stroking, I make sure to give myself breaks and stretch of course

It's more about how long I have to wait until i get that ruin finally x//x It's a long time... But I can endure it!

I think a walk would be nice, too... deliberately try to keep my mind off of it, while feeling my cock throb every few steps...

And other depraved ideas? Like what? :O

#kess tag #edging challenge tag #i also promise to take care of myself!#that's part of this #I've been doing stuff by myself for so long I know my limits ^^#Don't worry! I'll be careful!

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bugsinthebayou · 7 months ago

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cunty sukuna

#captains orders #original post:#worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean #bangers

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knightofleo · 2 months ago

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t-...to-...toasty s'more mushrooms.....

#i am an orphan by the bakery window #also ma he's weaving again #amaury guichon #mushroom #mushrooms #and @anyone looking to chime in with another “um akshully ☝️🤓” in the notes; it's the -TOP PART- of the mushroom that's made of marshmallow

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puppyeared · 2 months ago

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filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

#THIS TOOK ME FOREVER RAAHHHH #i had help from my mom with stuff like the parts of the traje de mestiza which is the outfit shes wearing #this trend looks so much fun and i wanted to join in.. im first gen canadian though so ive never been to the philippines and only #know thru stories of my parents growing up. im proud of my heritage but there are some things i didnt grow up with that #make me feel disconnected from my culture. so it was nice to talk to my mom abt it and ask for her help with this :3 #the pleated tapis is meant to resemble her skirt.. i had no way of adding her stockings but i noticed the piano key design #so i used that for the saya. the bandana is meant to resemble her hairties and shes wearing bakya wooden slippers with embroidery #i kinda wanted to add the panuelo to resemble her tie as a finishing touch but i forgor ;w; just imagine it i guess #my mom really likes this. shes a little confused abt the blue hair and i had to explain her hair is like that but she thinks shes pretty #originally i wanted her holding the woven pamaypay and fanning herself because ITS HOT ITS 25 FUCKING DEGREES TODAY #but i couldnt get the pose right so i settled for this. i wanna draw her and brazilian miku high fiving ill do that tmrw #my art #myart #hatsune miku #miku worldwide #philippines #vocaloid #miku

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genderfluid-druid · 11 months ago

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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

#i have not enjoyed my bout of covid #but this part seems to be over now 🤞

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monsieurenjlolras · 3 months ago

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you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️

#unfortnately we cant have the best and truest parts of french working which are:#free heathcare tons of vacation good labour laws and fair wages #but hey we can at least have the french work ethic #live from the musain #france #step six if the boss is mistreating you execute him

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zephyrine-gale · 4 months ago

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dunmeshi square prints I'll have at ax!

#my art #dungeon meshi #chilchuck #senshi #izutsumi #im also part of a dunmeshi stamp rally! will post that later #i drew a sticker sheet with a sticker ver of this izu print :3

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so-many-ocs · 11 months ago

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[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

#🌿 misc #idk how to tag this #i just love making lists #and sorting things into categories #pinterest #??#this is part of what motivates me to write i just love making lists of scenes and then sorting them into categories #bangers

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pirateprincessjess · 7 months ago

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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

#still not really sure what part of this joke was funny?#cuz if the prank had worked #then they would have made an 8 year old think she had lost her family and been rejected by god #which isn’t really much of a joke #Christian’s are weird yall #pirateprincessjess

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midnightcrisisstuff · 10 months ago

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actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

#queerplatonic #alterous attraction #asexual #if you find this and youre her no you didnt #aromantic #queerplatonic relationship #acearo #qpp #qpr #lgbtqia #love #transmasc #alterous yearning #alterous relationship #fuck you mum i love my girlfriend and youll have no part in it #fuck you mum #transgender

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prontaentrega · 9 days ago

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the vaticans multicultural anime girls are wearing the racism rosary 💀

#this whole thing is so funnyyyy #Counter-reformation art part 2. modern baroque #chizitxt

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 11 days ago

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"i'm too old to trick-or-treat" what the HELL are u talking about. that is FREE candy. in this economy. "i'm too old to make responsible financial decisions" you sound like a goddamn lunatic

#halloween #this is the HARVEST season. i better see you all out there doing your part #that candy is RIPE and not gonna pick itself!!!

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hellsitegenetics · 5 months ago

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big shout out to trans women

#transgender #dont let tumblr brand itself as a queer friendly place while excluding a major part of the community

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sage-nebula · 3 months ago

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