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RACHEL ZEGLER HATE TRAIN IS OVER, WE WON
#rachel zegler#every tongue that rises against her shall fall#incels and tradwife terfs don't count btw#one of them was screaming in my mentions about gina being cancelled as if she wasn't just FIRED for being a loser and a freak#that's not my problem babe#rachel lands ON TOP
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Am I aware that Replika units probably power on perfectly everytime and are built for efficiency? Yes.
Is that gonna stop me, from headcanoning Falke as a non-morning person? N o.
#signalis#signalis fanart#falke#falke signalis#also yes im aware thats not the right font for text but its 4 am and i cant be bothered to find the og one#and no i dont know it spaces the letters so weirdly im sorry#i just wanna cosplay adler and daydream about a tall girlboss that takes care of my problems#“babe its 4 am time for your boss fight this cycle ” “yes honey”#my art
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love how instead of accepting he liked kissing hua cheng he blames his teacher for not teaching him how to not be tempted by men 💀
#like that's a YOU problem babe#DENIAL IS NOT JUST A RIVER IN EGYPT#and here starts my journey of witnessing xie lian being in DENIAL™ while still simping over how beautiful hua cheng looks#xl : *points at guoshi* it's YOUR FAULT I'M STUCK HERE ON THE LAP OF A HANDSOME AF GHOST KING *proceeds to makeout with said ghost king*#XIE LIAN I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE#tami rereads tgcf#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#xie lian#hua cheng#tian guan ci fu#mxtx#heaven officials blessing#tgcf novel#hualian#danmei
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r.i.p. 2005 mikey way you wouldve hated good luck babe
#my chemical romance#mcr#emo trinity#mikey way#petekey#summer of like#bandom#fandom lore#2000s#emo#chappell roan#fall out boy#pete wentz#my chemical fucking romance#mcrmy#michael romance#warped tour#2005#my post#good luck babe#this is part 2 to another post#i have a petekey problem#pls help
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Everybody shut up! My favorite little toxic motherfucker just dropped!
Ming is awful in all the best ways!
He practices safe sex.
He knows how he likes it.
He is direct when it comes to sex (but nothing else).
He is aggressive.
He has problems.
And he is about to be a whole ass problem.
I love him!
And so does Joe,
which is where he fucked up!
Ming only wants one thing right now, and that's a stand-in.
I won't apologize for anything this man does
Because I'm actively rooting for him to be The Worst
I'm so happy!
#my stand in#my stand in the series#Ming is my boy#and I hope he is awful#make me believe you have problems babe#make me believe that I should hate you#but I won't!#because I already love you!
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am i gonna put you in the book acknowledgements am i gonna be able to say your name without flinching am i ever gonna get a word in edgewise am i ever gonna recover the time i spent with you. computer virus kid; i arrived in your life already begging to be let in. somehow insecure i could even be your friend. like you had a line outside the door and we were all shifting our weight, begging.
you're so fucking good at that - at making people feel like they need to earn you, like you're a commodity none of us can afford. no kindness or careful communication could work on you - you were so good at just going-ghost, about deciding someone just wasn't cool-enough. something about that is super ironic. even the parts of it that weren't romantic felt like a romance book. i wanted you to like me so badly i scrubbed myself clean just so you'd spare me - what. your favor? a look?
okay okay okay. it's just a friendship - if it was even true that we were friends, if you even saw me as someone you trusted. on reddit someone would tell me girl literally just cut her out of your life, it's not that difficult. even i was aware of how fucked up the whole situation was. like, why the fuck do i even care about your approval? you're like, not even that fun to be around. you are often a little bit cruel.
but for almost four years of my life, i thought i had found someone like me. somebody who liked the same things i do. someone who liked to read and who liked making jokes with esoteric references and who spent maybe too much time on the internet and who was absolutely a little bit pretentious. i don't know, something about that was powerful and addictive.
i keep thinking about our last conversation. about how i said - okay, enough is enough. you pushed me too far, you really hurt my feelings.
and how you laughed and said - you think you're the victim?
#spilled ink#warm up#writeblr#she physically assaulted me and then screamed in my face#but not before sh'ing first and blaming it on me#while she was locked in my bathroom. at 1 in the morning#while i begged her to please just calm down and to try taking a deep breath and to go to sleep#and then she was like - ur just like my abuser#bc she had screamed in my face which was triggering to me and i froze like a deer in the headlights#and since i had shut down at that point evidently i was the problem child#i know she is out there telling our mutual friends i abandoned her and it makes me SO pissed off#like dude you spent so much fucking time forgiving & forgetting that your decrepit asshole of a boyfriend#pushed me down in the fucking hallway#but noooo hes <3 troubled <3 at 43 and divorced#bc according to you it's important that u don't '''see anyone as a monster''#but god forbid i not handle you SCREAMING IN MY FACE#i couldnt even get you to say sorry for crossing my original and only boundary you were like ''what did you want me to do''#babe i said 'the bf is not allowed around here he scares me and u said ur broken up with him'#that was the thing i wanted you to do: not fucking invite him to WHERE I LIVED#godddd typing this shit out and knowing it's only 2% of what actually happened makes me feel pathetic#i can't believe i let you treat me like that. you were a TERRIBLE friend.
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lmao someone called me cringe, and I knew instantly that they were at the impressionable age of 14, where you worry about how other people see you, and think cringe is some kind of end all insult that decimates everyone as much as it decimates you.
I'm ten years too old to be bothered by the word cringe.
you're gonna have to use something other than your own discomfort to bother me.
#i am amused tho ill admit#someone sent me their ap english essay about being cringe on main and i was like#yeah im not your english teacher i dont have to read all that#and just hit that block#let me solve your problem for ya babe#you wont cringe at my blog if you dont see my blog
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i can't with all these "the show is highlighting tommy's jealousy, they're planting seeds that it will cause problems" takes like bffr. he mentioned being envious over the 118's dynamic twice, sure, but in what world (literally how?) would that cause a relationship problem? do yall expect him to be in cahoots with gerrard behind their back and murder buck to take over his life or something?? like even with the hyperbole aside, i genuinely cannot see how they can turn this into relationship drama without going against everything they showed us with tommy so far
#he literally reassured buck about his relationships in that first scene he's fine with it#he asked how buck was doing about bobby because again he KNOWS (he literally has eyes & was there to witness buck save bobby from the ship)#how much bobby means to him like do yall think 6 months into their relationship he will be unable to deal with this and what? demand buck#not be so close with them?#or that he will want to be a part of that too and buck (who in turn reassured him about this in 7x04) will be like#“uhm babe you wanting to be friends with my friends is giving me the ick?”#like whats the logic here#i'll eat my words if 911 can spin this as relationship drama i will#but im also certain this is not going the way you guys think it will#if anything the most logical follow up to this is tommy connecting with these people more as he desires and it being a good thing for both#tommy's character and bucktommy's relationship#ok rant over#911#bucktommy#tevan#kinley#edit: the only think i can think of is if he feels neglected bc say buck needs to make time for someone else but even that doesn't make#sense because buck NEVER neglected his love interests and tommy is literally friends with all these ppl to a degree so he'd arguably#understand it more than any of his exes (none of whom had any problems with buck#'s relationships within the 118)#i think you're just ignoring the context of these scenes because they paint the bigger picture of tommy being fully accepting of these#relationships so unless something changes drastically (an external thing making him feel insecure about it/buck going too ooc and#neglecting his significant other entirely etc.) i dont see how this can be a problem#mimi.txt
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me on tiktok whenever i see nc scene discourse, someone saying how "traumatized" they were by seeing 2 queer people having sexual encounters onscreen, or demonize any bl/gl that isnt pg13, "wholesome", or "pure".
#thai bl#korean bl#chinese bl#taiwanese bl#pinoy bl#pit babe the series#kinnporche the series#the sign the series#japanese bl#love sea the series#tharntype#gap the series#blank the series#my marvellous dream is you#this love doesn't have long beans#playboyy the series#love in the air the series#my personal weatherman#kiseki: dear to me#i notice they dont have a problem with the nc scene if it features a pairing they gush over hmmm interesting#proud to say i also enjoy qls with sex like sue me im too grown for this shit#tiktok bl fans stop demonizing gay sex when it itsnt pg13 challenge#thai gl#gl series
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Asher has a teething issue.
As in he is always caught chewing on something because "buddy, I just need to bite something, I need a nibble."
He bites straws usually. But truly he will bite anything.
Counters, water bottles, water bottle caps, his hands, David's hands, David's arms, David in general.. anything.
Everything on Babe.
His favorite thing to bite specifically on them is their ear lobe.
Which initially Babe thought was just him being suggestive but they later realized he just likes biting ear lobes and since Babes ears aren't pierced (hc!) it's all the more reason to bite them.
#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted asmr#redacted asher#redacted babe#I am projecting super duper hard#I HAVÉ A TEETHING PROBLEM#now I need a straw#or a water bottle#I'm always biting my fucking friends arms#like 😭 it's a problem
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I'm so deadly serious when I say I want it to be revealed that eris and melinoë are exes
#like yes be uneasy and awkward around her because she's Strife Incarnate and causing problems is her entire existence#but please. also be awkward because you dated#your ex won't stop showing up to your apartment and calling you babe even though you ended things a millenia ago. also your ex is a goddess#sgg i am on my hands and knees#hades game#hades 2#hades 2 spoilers#literal trash goddess eris. i love u most ardently#allie plays hades 2
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My blog is for the girls with an unreasonable amount of hate and dark parts inside them that they could never explain to anyone else.
My blog is for the girls who's default is being hateful and rude to the people they love most, even when they don't want to.
My blog is for the girls who are deeply infatuated with their best friend in a way they could never rationalize to themselves or 'put lyrics to'.
My blog is for the girls who secretly have a heart of gold if your willing to stay long enough to find it.
My blog is for the girls who have terrifying and traumatizing dreams almost every night, so much so that their often terrified to go to sleep in fear of dreaming.
My blog is for the girls who curse too much and say whatever the fuck their thinking.
My blog is for the girls with deep rooted spiritual culture and traditions and are slightly traumatized about it.
My blog is for the girlies who are terrified of being vulnerable or emotional in fear of seeming weak.
#My blog is for ronan lynch#Love you babe#I just know his myspace would be fire#There is no reason for me ( a 15 year old teen ) to share so many emotions and feelings so deeply and on such an understood level with this#17 year old bald asshole of a man but still#hell is a teenage girl#im just a girl#girlhood#girlblogging#girlblogger#girl rotting#just girly things#coquette girl#girl problems#gaslight gatekeep girlblog#marilynisms#the raven cycle#the raven king#pynch#gansey#blue sargent#noah czerny#ronan lynch#adam parrish
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i’m so used to how you draw zelda that whenever i see someone else draw her it’s literally like. skinny person jumpscare.
literally being a fat zelda truther is so hard bc why do people insist on drawing the girl like she's never had a meal in her life. put some meat on her bones please god she is starving
#yeah botw zelda fanart is always like. woe. skinny girl be upon ye#and people on instagram get SOOOO pissed about the way i draw her its so funny. the comments are always so formulaic#like its always 'uhmmm im skinny and ur taking away MY representation my body type is beautiful too!!'#or 'um i just dont think you should be promoting an unhealthy body type' SHUT THE FUCK UP. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD#OR if its a man theyll be like 'um you made her look fat :/' like its an insult. like yeah babe that was on purpose. lmfao#and its not like i dont notice that people ONLY EVER get pissed about how i stylize ZELDA'S body. because i change link's body type too.#but i make HIM noticably SKINNIER. like gee i wonder why we have a problem with one of these but not the other one guys. lmao#anyway. im glad tumblr has so many fat zelda appreciators because things are fucking bleak on instagram lmao#and i do also occasionally get jumpscared by skinny zelda. like i KNOW she looks like that but also She Would Not Fucking Look Like That#asks
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It’s very kind of people I speak other languages with to assume that my slow comprehension and endless requests for repetition are as a result of us not speaking my first language, when in reality, my auditory processing is just complete shit.
#linguistics#second language problems#I mean it’s definitely harder in my non-native languages to understand what people are saying#but it’s not fucking easy in my L1 either lmao#people are confused because I can see them thinking#‘oh they speak so well so surely they’re very proficient’#‘and yet they don’t understand what I’m saying?’#auditory processing disorder#auditory processing issues#adhd#neurodivergent#your local autistic linguist here!#*stares blankly at someone else speaking as I try to make my brain translate their mouth sounds into words*#I’m an English teacher and sometimes my students are like ‘my goal is to watch English shows without subtitles!’#and I’m like ‘babe *I* can’t even do that and it’s my native language’ XD
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my happy place
#problem is now i never want to leave my bed#also#bedding is worth splurging on imo#bc cozy#happy place#me#selfies#septum#girls with piercings#girls with curls#girls with curves#gwlg#bi babe#chubby babe#body positive
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go to the ER seven times in two years with preventable sickness → get told i am a burden to the NHS by a doctor → develop health anxiety due to severity of sickness → the ER give me specialist medication which helps with my undiagnosable sickness → this means i haven't had to go the ER in half a year → i am no longer a burden on the NHS → my health anxiety is gone → i try and get a repeat pescription → sorry we don't think we can give you that it's specialist medication
#WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME. I AM MORE OF A PROBLEM IN A&E#THAN WITH A QUITE FRANKLY MILD ANTI-SICKNESS#credit to the pharmacist she is being a babe and is advocating for me quite well i think#calling doctors and writing to gastro etc#but the fear of not being able to get ondansetron...#and this irony of this whole event is not lost on me.#doctors playing would you rather with my life <3#ola.txt
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