#that's not my problem babe

[rachelzeglertruther]

RACHEL ZEGLER HATE TRAIN IS OVER, WE WON

[schwarzgeier]

Am I aware that Replika units probably power on perfectly everytime and are built for efficiency? Yes.

Is that gonna stop me, from headcanoning Falke as a non-morning person? N o.

[hualianschild]

love how instead of accepting he liked kissing hua cheng he blames his teacher for not teaching him how to not be tempted by men 💀

[respectthepetty]

Everybody shut up! My favorite little toxic motherfucker just dropped!

Ming is awful in all the best ways!

He practices safe sex.

He knows how he likes it.

He is direct when it comes to sex (but nothing else).

He is aggressive.

He has problems.

And he is about to be a whole ass problem.

I love him!

And so does Joe,

which is where he fucked up!

Ming only wants one thing right now, and that's a stand-in.

I won't apologize for anything this man does

Because I'm actively rooting for him to be The Worst

I'm so happy!

[inkskinned]

am i gonna put you in the book acknowledgements am i gonna be able to say your name without flinching am i ever gonna get a word in edgewise am i ever gonna recover the time i spent with you. computer virus kid; i arrived in your life already begging to be let in. somehow insecure i could even be your friend. like you had a line outside the door and we were all shifting our weight, begging.

you're so fucking good at that - at making people feel like they need to earn you, like you're a commodity none of us can afford. no kindness or careful communication could work on you - you were so good at just going-ghost, about deciding someone just wasn't cool-enough. something about that is super ironic. even the parts of it that weren't romantic felt like a romance book. i wanted you to like me so badly i scrubbed myself clean just so you'd spare me - what. your favor? a look?

okay okay okay. it's just a friendship - if it was even true that we were friends, if you even saw me as someone you trusted. on reddit someone would tell me girl literally just cut her out of your life, it's not that difficult. even i was aware of how fucked up the whole situation was. like, why the fuck do i even care about your approval? you're like, not even that fun to be around. you are often a little bit cruel.

but for almost four years of my life, i thought i had found someone like me. somebody who liked the same things i do. someone who liked to read and who liked making jokes with esoteric references and who spent maybe too much time on the internet and who was absolutely a little bit pretentious. i don't know, something about that was powerful and addictive.

i keep thinking about our last conversation. about how i said - okay, enough is enough. you pushed me too far, you really hurt my feelings.

and how you laughed and said - you think you're the victim?

[animentality]

lmao someone called me cringe, and I knew instantly that they were at the impressionable age of 14, where you worry about how other people see you, and think cringe is some kind of end all insult that decimates everyone as much as it decimates you.

I'm ten years too old to be bothered by the word cringe.

you're gonna have to use something other than your own discomfort to bother me.

[epiphainie]

i can't with all these "the show is highlighting tommy's jealousy, they're planting seeds that it will cause problems" takes like bffr. he mentioned being envious over the 118's dynamic twice, sure, but in what world (literally how?) would that cause a relationship problem? do yall expect him to be in cahoots with gerrard behind their back and murder buck to take over his life or something?? like even with the hyperbole aside, i genuinely cannot see how they can turn this into relationship drama without going against everything they showed us with tommy so far

[gay-meowmeow]

me on tiktok whenever i see nc scene discourse, someone saying how "traumatized" they were by seeing 2 queer people having sexual encounters onscreen, or demonize any bl/gl that isnt pg13, "wholesome", or "pure".

[dawnofiight]

Asher has a teething issue.

As in he is always caught chewing on something because "buddy, I just need to bite something, I need a nibble."

He bites straws usually. But truly he will bite anything.

Counters, water bottles, water bottle caps, his hands, David's hands, David's arms, David in general.. anything.

Everything on Babe.

His favorite thing to bite specifically on them is their ear lobe.

Which initially Babe thought was just him being suggestive but they later realized he just likes biting ear lobes and since Babes ears aren't pierced (hc!) it's all the more reason to bite them.

[longhornywinter]

[cthoniccompanion]

I'm so deadly serious when I say I want it to be revealed that eris and melinoë are exes

[your-fathers-favourite-daughter]

My blog is for the girls with an unreasonable amount of hate and dark parts inside them that they could never explain to anyone else.

My blog is for the girls who's default is being hateful and rude to the people they love most, even when they don't want to.

My blog is for the girls who are deeply infatuated with their best friend in a way they could never rationalize to themselves or 'put lyrics to'.

My blog is for the girls who secretly have a heart of gold if your willing to stay long enough to find it.

My blog is for the girls who have terrifying and traumatizing dreams almost every night, so much so that their often terrified to go to sleep in fear of dreaming.

My blog is for the girls who curse too much and say whatever the fuck their thinking.

My blog is for the girls with deep rooted spiritual culture and traditions and are slightly traumatized about it.

My blog is for the girlies who are terrified of being vulnerable or emotional in fear of seeming weak.

[blueskittlesart]

i’m so used to how you draw zelda that whenever i see someone else draw her it’s literally like. skinny person jumpscare.

literally being a fat zelda truther is so hard bc why do people insist on drawing the girl like she's never had a meal in her life. put some meat on her bones please god she is starving

[sunshinelikerain]

my happy place

[mrcowboydeanwinchester]

go to the ER seven times in two years with preventable sickness → get told i am a burden to the NHS by a doctor → develop health anxiety due to severity of sickness → the ER give me specialist medication which helps with my undiagnosable sickness → this means i haven't had to go the ER in half a year → i am no longer a burden on the NHS → my health anxiety is gone → i try and get a repeat pescription → sorry we don't think we can give you that it's specialist medication

[coquelicoq]

System Collapse, or: Adventures in Just Standing Here

Chapter 2, page 27: "On my mission (make that 'mission' because I was actually just standing there) the humans were already finishing up."

3, 36: “I backburnered all those feeds, though I kept a channel open with Three, who was still doing a good job of sitting there with Karime and not screwing anything up. I wasn’t doing a good job of standing here, because my current three humans had just volunteered to go check out the new probably-not-apocryphal colony site.”

3, 62-63: “You’re stalling, ART-drone said. I am not. I can stand here and be useless without any ulterior motives, thanks. […] At least while they were fucking with Tarik nobody was noticing that I actually hadn’t made a report yet and was in fact just standing there."

4, 68: “On our private connection, ART-drone said, SecUnit. Shit, I’m just standing here watching."

4, 69: “Iris said, ‘We need to stop it. SecUnit, you okay with that?’ Sure, whatever. I sent her an affirmative through the feed. Tarik hurried over and cut the power. Then we all kind of stood there for a second.”

6, 123: "I realized I'd just been standing here again when Ratthi, still monitoring my drone video from the shuttle, asked, 'What's that other door for? Another section of the hangar?' So I’d missed that, nice."

6, 124: "Nothing was happening, I might as well stand here as anywhere else I guess."

7, 157: “I walked out of the big chamber into the corridor, and just stood there."

anything: *happens*

murderbot: 🧍‍♂️

Bonus:

ART-drone was cycling through shows for us to watch in background, but I was actually really in the mood for a good long stare at a wall. (6, 136)

Not that trauma is making me revert back to my company days of feeling helpless and unable to take initiative or anything...😂💀🤖