#XIE LIAN I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
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love how instead of accepting he liked kissing hua cheng he blames his teacher for not teaching him how to not be tempted by men 💀
#like that's a YOU problem babe#DENIAL IS NOT JUST A RIVER IN EGYPT#and here starts my journey of witnessing xie lian being in DENIAL™ while still simping over how beautiful hua cheng looks#xl : *points at guoshi* it's YOUR FAULT I'M STUCK HERE ON THE LAP OF A HANDSOME AF GHOST KING *proceeds to makeout with said ghost king*#XIE LIAN I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE#tami rereads tgcf#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#xie lian#hua cheng#tian guan ci fu#mxtx#heaven officials blessing#tgcf novel#hualian#danmei
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Kind of ironic how one of Xie Lian's titles is "The god-pleasing crown prince" when the one thing he does consistently without fail is piss off the Heavenly Emperor.
#maybe I should make a list#of everytime Xie lian did the opposite of what Jun wu wanted him to do#I don't think this counts as a spoiler#but if you've finished the books you know what I'm referring to#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#xie lian#jun wu
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Game night results (from this poll)
Character selection inspired from extraterezi's post!
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#jiang cheng#SVSSS#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#TGCF#hua cheng#xie lian#You guys know that one image of the cat getting rolled into bread?#that was me the entire time I had to draw all these carts.#I messed up and only had the poll run for a day but the community response was still wonderful! Thanks to everyone who participated!#there were so many funny comments and tags that I *had* to save#I honestly cant think of funnier stuff to say than what ppl already wrote on the OG poll#The Xie Lian sweep was hilarious. He can win by losing.#BTW SQQ 100% says he's picking Rosalina 'for the stat spread' and not because he wants to play as a princess#(he wants to play as a princess)#Please go read extraterezi's post its very funny and well thought out
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old man jenkins escaped the geriatric ward again
#i need a slur to call him. like guys what's a good slur for ancient biblical plague bisexuals#curse mxtx for making every character interesting how am i supposed to hate this loser#i want to put him in a retirement home and talk to him extremely patronizingly#“yes i know grandpa xie lian is out there making choices like a grown adult man and it makes you angry but eat your peas”#“have you used your face cream yet? you know you get grumpy about the screaming bumps and we don't need another roof incident”#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#tgcf#tgcf spoilers#major spoilers#xie lian#jun wu#bai wuxiang#white no face#diseased old man#no there are no dead memes in my world don't ask
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excellent drawing request i received on insta
personally i think it’s a great context for my first time drawing nagito komaeda
#i don’t know what to tag this one guys#request#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official’s blessing#crossover#????#nagito komaeda#xie lian#hua cheng#the phrasing of the request was ‘can you draw hualian throwing rocks at nagito komaeda please’
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So you’re telling me that Mu Qing got to play the demon in the Shangyuan Festival which made him a “gentile scholar” behind a terrifying demon mask, and that simultaneously he’s a person who constantly gets demonized for actions or intentions that in reality are usually completely innocent? Okay. I’m eating it up, I won’t lie. In fact, it’s delicious. Can I have seconds?
#tian guan ci fu#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#mu qing#big fan of symbolism like a high school English teacher#this is so basic but what if I liked him so much#and you KNOW Xie Lian begged to give him that other most important role in the biggest most important event ever#in which the demon mask symbolizes how he is perceived#and his true face is innocent and smart and genuinely non-malicious
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I saw this on Twitter and had the chance to do this

#if this isn’t the entire series then I don’t know what is#But what are those things doing? They are always on each other.#I mean this for both#they are always like INCHES apart#but rip to literally everyone around hualian and whatever cheng xiaoshi and lu guang’s name is#my deepest condolences to all those surrounding them rhey have been permanently made third wheels forever#look at poor qiao ling#she looks tired of those two#monologing monologue MONOLOGUING eh whatever you guys get the point#but whatever the word is to the sky the only thing that listens to her since those two are always gazing into the other’s eyes#rhat is exactly what everyone in the tgcf verse is doing die to hualian’s undying devotion to each other#they cant as so much look away from the other#ok im laying this on too thick but you all get the point#cheng xiaoshi#lu guang#qiao ling#link click trio#link click#hua cheng#xie lian#hualian#heaven official's blessing#tgcf
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POV: you're San Lang and gege's about to deduce you
Many thanks to @red1stockings for coming up with the brilliant idea of Sherlock Xie Lian, it just fits <3
#he IS a detective though and a good one at that#but you can't tell me he wouldn't also love to deduce his san lang if you know what i mean#tgcf#tgcf shitpost#tgcf memes#tgcf meme#xie lian#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing
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Xie Lian is better than me bc I wouldn't indulge my stupid ass friends by pretending their disguises aren't complitely obvious
#xie lian#no thoughts head empty is the vibe he gives off just to not make them sad#that man is like a mom patting her child's head and saying 'of course it's a tiger i was just joking when i asked if that's a truck'#feng xin#mu qing#fu yao#nan feng#they are so stupid#i love them#they share one braincell#and it goes away whenever xie lian is involved#bc what do you mean they looked at each other in tose disguises and said#bro he won't ever know it's you#onnahu's tgcf#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing
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there is no banquet in this world that doesn't come to an end
#heaven official's blessing#mxtx tgcf#mxtx#tgcf#xie lian#I love him so very much#and I am very happy he got his happy ending#heheh if you know what I mean#*eyebrow waggles*
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woe mundane monopoly headcanons be upon ye
follow for more of modern au hua cheng’s outfits
#mostly completed this a month ago and then procrastinated the final touches until now lmao#its. so low quality. i also switched to a new brush for lineart and now this is kinda 🥴#i wanted to draw my modern au designs :3#fun facts:#hua cheng has a glass eye but he still covers it with his bangs#modern HC shops at prada btw#MQ is described as looking more like a civil god than a martial one so he has a goth academia type thing going on#FX wears sports team shirts everywhere sorry#mu qing’s mug has 3 different level markers#“fuck off” “i can hear you i just dont care” and “ok what were you saying?”#i think mu qing would hate that sort of mug but feng xin and xie lian keep giving them to him#apologies to anyone who doesnt know the rules of monopoly this is incomprehensible without previous knowledge#so: do i believe these four would actually voluntarily hang out post canon#yes actually. fxmq and hua cheng mutually tolerate each other for xie lians sake#imo after like a LONG time hc could actually be friendly towards fx (in book 2 fx admits how courageous hong hong’er is) or mq (bitch2bitch#but i dont think thatll happen there is way too much resentment that goes both ways#remember that theyve canonically fought multiple times ‼️#tgcf#art#tian guan ci fu#天官赐福#heaven official’s blessing#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian#fengqing#feng xin#mu qing#xianle trio#my art
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“If I could, I would have you use me as your stepping stone, the bridge you take apart after crossing, the corpse bones you need to trample to climb up, the sinner who deserved the butchering of a million knives. But I know you wouldn’t allow it.”
i am so UNWELL!!!!!!!! MXTX???!!!! I AM LITERALLY GOING FERAL?????? HUALIAN???? THEY INVENTED LOVE????
#mxtx#tgcf#hualian#hua cheng#san lang#xie lian#I LEGITIMATELY CANNOT????#I'VE STOPPED FUCNTIONING#OH GOD#HOW DO YOU CASUALLY DROP THESE LINES ON THE VERGE OF DEATH LMFAO HUA CHENG WHAT THE FUCK?????#IM#MY FLABBERS HAVE BEEN GASTED#YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE LIMITS OF THIS SIMP KING AND THEN THIS MF JUST WALTZES OVER THEM AND SETS A NEW ONE#BYE
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Single father xl working abroad to provide a better life for banyue
#mxtx#tgcf#digital art#mxtx tgcf#artists on tumblr#tgcf fanart#art#tgcf xie lian#tian guan ci fu#xie lian#ban yue#he wont be single for too long#if you know what i mean
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Aw! XL cooking reminded me of when I was working with children and they'd get nightmares/scared of monsters, so was go to the garden and make Monster Soup! Anything that looked good would go into the nearest source of water (often a bird bath) so that the monsters would know we are kind people and stay outside and not come inside. Also the monsters would think of us as friends and protect us instead of scaring us. Now I'm hoping that I have turned any of these kids into bad cooks bc I was like that flower looks good! Toss it in! 😅😄😄😄
Thank you for reminding me of this memory!
I'm-In-Love-With-The-Monster Soup.
#tgcf#xie lian#hua cheng#ask#This story was extremely sweet thank you so much for sharing B'*)#I also used to work with kids and I really miss it!! This brought back lovely memories for me as well.#I am sure you helped a lot of kids through rough feelings by taking them seriously and letting them grow by confronting their fears.#Monster soup is something I am going to be thinking about for a long time....#If anything; experimenting in the kitchen and feeling the permission of freedom to cook helps encourage kids to learn!#even if its a pretend kitchen. A birdbath is just as valid as a soup pot!#Comic-commentary time: I am so sorry to people who didn't know or forgot that this is how I draw the TGCF pair.#Xie Lian actually tried to make a sandwich but it got to wet so he had to put it in a bowl.#no one knows where the green colour came from.#One more comic on this coming tomorrow (what have WWX and HC been up to?)
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#tgcf#xie lian#jun wu#heaven officials blessing#tgcf meme#gay cultivation aka making out with hua cheng for ‘spiritual energy’#jun wu: ‘i know what you are’#it’s always pride month in tgcf verse#tian guan ci fu
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what people don't get about hualian is that they're literally like. jock and alternative art student. xie lian lives like a frat boy (mattress on the floor and nothing else in his room, no standards for his own well-being, can't cook and ends up eating what could be classified as biohazards) and is really enthusiastic about fighting as a hobby. meanwhile hua cheng rocks up to the function in his cunty little outfits every day of the week, bells on his boots and the red eyeliner slayed, obviously has taste but is soooo in love with his boyfriend who only ever wears cargo shorts and the most fucked up questionable hoodies you've ever seen. hua cheng wants xie lian to have nice things but it's always like. "babe i promise it's no trouble can we please get you a bedframe??" nd xie lian is obviously so enamored with his cool alt boyfriend who wears skirts sometimes and never misses a beat on a bitchy comment that's just the way it is. basically if your hualian concept doesn't have hua cheng as the hot goth gf you just don't get it
#talking#tgcf#look i am so passionate about this. mxtx wants you to think they're big strong guy (hc) and damsel in distress (xl) but they're fr not#hualian is the couple you see at a fast food restaurant where a goth girl is sitting across from some random dude twirling her hair#going 'babe you're SO funny!' nd the guy is just talking really enthusiastically about the olympics segment he watched last night#but is obviously really happy to be telling her about it? and for her to be genuinely interested??? and they're obviously happy together?#my point. is that they're mismatched but NOT in the way that people tend to talk about them.#they're in love and they're best friends and hua cheng is putting their hands together going 'whoa your hands are SO big..."#you get what i mean. not enough focus on hua cheng as a campy gay person and xie lian as a guy who owns one outfit#they ARE overdressed gf and very normal bf. you know this in your heart. [ pointing a gun at you ]#hua cheng#xie lian#tian guan ci fu#mxtx
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