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biterflies · 2 months ago

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so bill and ford dont know how chess fucking works

you Cannot use that as an opening move. the knight cant move that far,literally in the middle of the board ,on the complete opposite of the board from where it started. Also bill is playing black, white is always first to move so he should NOT be opening

And ford, babe, that queen cant move with a pawn in her way, and also cant move that far across the board in one turn.

so anyway headcanon that they are both faking being able to play cause chess is a Smart People Thing.

#stop flirting and learn how to play chess right #gravity falls #ford pines #bill cipher #billford

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choccy-milky · 2 months ago

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herbology class 🌹🌿 (from chap 2 of my fic!)

#his alliteration/pun combo is even more lame in the actual chap bc seb holds up a dittany seed as he says this #bro had the dad jokes before he even became a dad😔👌#alliterations are just how they flirt.....losers...and i notice them EVERYWHERE now too. ive cursed myself #also MY ONESHOT IS LIKE 70-80% DONE I THINK?? im 30k words in but i might end up making it 2 chaps instead #idk im still deciding..itll depend on if i find a cutoff point that im happy with. cuz right now i dont like splitting it anywhere LOL #but maybe ill do it and release the first part just so that i can get it out and then finish the latter half later...decisions decisions #also now that im done my fic i also wanna draw a bunch of the earlier scenes i never did like this one #so weird drawing seb and clora not together yet tho LOL esp for seb. like damn there was a time u COULDNT just smooch clora?? nightmare....#i also almost drew clora wearing her hairclip SO many times by mistake LOL. thats the plus side of pre-seblora tho. dont gotta draw it🤪#hogwarts legacy #hphl #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x oc #sebastian sallow x mc #clora clemons #sebastian x mc #choccyart #mirabel garlick #hogwarts legacy fanfiction

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barblaz-arts · 4 months ago

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That feeling when you find out you're finally out of the dog house and your girlfriend still loves you

(just wanted to redraw my favorite Chaggie moment)

#hazbin hotel #chaggie #charlie morningstar #alastor #odette carmine #clara carmine #my art #obsessed with how forward charlie was here #like dang flirting right in front of the cannibals and the carmines

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rocktheholygrail · 1 year ago

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2x13 || 3x04

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the-mad-prince-of-denmark · 2 years ago

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Can’t decide what’s funnier- Benoit Blanc meeting his husband during a high stakes murder mystery or Benoit Blanc meeting his husband at like, the grocery store

#glass onion a knives out mystery #glass onion #benoit blanc #if it’s the first thing then you know it was a bickering-to-lovers situation #like Phillip thought he was completely ridiculous and overblown #and then they grow closer to the point where they’re flirting while like. some jackass is shooting at people right behind them #just them renacting the scene from clue #‘how do you even get into that position?!’ ‘well here let me show you’#if it’s the second thing then they keep just pumping into each other buying the same pretentious items #blanc just wears him down #personal

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fascinationstreetmp3 · 3 months ago

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I have what you're looking for. High quality. Befitting a man of my tastes. I have a room over on Divisadero, not too far a walk.

#iwtv #interview with the vampire #iwtv amc #daniel molloy #louis de pointe du lac #danlou #iwtvedit #tvedit #dailyflicks #*#dont know if i can articulate my thoughts well #but something about how daniel at first is so closed off from louis when he sits down near him #doesnt really want to talk at first but starts opening up pretty quickly #then louis is buying him a drink and it's easier to talk. mostly what he wants to talk about is his journalism work #because its so important to him. but when louis starts getting too personal (i know what you're here for danny) he starts backing off again #maybe some combo of shame for how quickly he felt attracted to louis and the flirting and the diminutive louis uses #the bartender uses it when asking if hes got money tonight. hes used to exchanging sex for things he needs but cant afford #above all it's like a sharp reminder of what louis wants & what daniel wants too even before the offer of drugs #and he's trying to hold onto the denial and excuses. it was a good place to score he did what he had to #sex with men has to be in exchange for something he can't just want it on its own #the lie he tells himself about himself #also these tags are getting long but i think you can see the moment louis decides he might not just fuck and kill this guy right away lmao

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fantastic-nonsense · 2 years ago

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stop saying "Kaz would be jealous and possessive over Inej if he thought she and Tolya liked each other" no he wouldn't! Kaz isn't like that! He defends Inej's freedom, autonomy, and desires at every single turn in the books. He spends the entire duology pining over her and yet gives her every single chance he possibly can to walk out of his life forever if she wants. It's the foundational cornerstone of their entire relationship! It's why they work in the first place!

literally the only Crow who does petty jealousy is Wylan and that's that on that, folks

#six of crows #shadow and bone #s&b #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kanej #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #wylan hendriks #wesper #otp: on the seas and in the city #otp: you can't kiss me from down there #(even if Kaz WAS jealous he'd never act on it. see: how he reacts to thinking about Jesper and Nina being able to hug Inej when he can't)#I am dead serious about Wylan being the jealous Crow though lol #Matthias thinks that he 'has no right' to think about what Nina did at the White Rose #Inej is super chill with Jesper having a crush on Kaz #and the rest of them are too busy pining and/or aggressively flirting to cover up their pining to worry about being jealous

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srnileforme · 1 month ago

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“Shall we start over? Let's forget everything that's happened. I forgive you.”

JACK & JOKER (2024) | EPISODE 5

#yin anan #war wanarat #yinwar #jack and joker u steal my heart #jack & joker #jack and joker #jack and joker the series #*gifs #their subtle shyness and adorable smiles #i love how they immediately started flirting with each other right after jack forgave him #the way they walked together happily back to jack's house when joke thought they'd have to part ways just the other day is everything to me

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danandfuckingjonlmao · 2 months ago

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#this guy is soooo normal about a cute boy talking to his platonic best bro #THE WAY HE JUST SULKS WHENEVER MONTY SHOWS UP #FROM THE MOMENT NIKO SAYS ‘oh he can definitely see edwin ;)’ CHARLES IS LIKE I FUCKING HATE THIS KID #AND HE JUST STEPS IN FRONT OF EDWIN TO INTRODUCE HIMSELF AND THEN JUST SPENDS THE REST OF THE SCENE SO PISSY #HES SO MAAAAAAAAD #JUST FUCKING POUTING AND GIVING A STINK FACE #he is never ever pissy towards someone who isn’t posing imminent risk to ppl he loves like esther cat king david night nurse etc #but the immediate rage towards monty just UGH #jealous charles means so much to me bc it’s openly stated how jealous edwin is but like edwin gets to make charles jealous back it’s so goo #and no it’s not the same with the cat king ok the cat king is a fucking predator #that’s not jealously that’s protectiveness #and i’m sure some jealously bc someone flirting with edwin but it’s not the same it’s a grown ass man being a fucking creep to his person #i desperately want crystal to take charles aside & go #‘you know that behaviour when someone is flirting with your best friend isn’t normal platonic behaviour right’#i need season 2 and i will not give up on her #charles rowland #edwin payne #monty the crow #yeet my deet #dead boy detectives #dead boy detective agency #dbda #dbdshow #save dead boy detectives #renew dead boy detectives #revive dead boy detectives #dbd4ratch #yeet my deebd #payneland

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almondpiglet · 10 months ago

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local con man flirts with multiple terrorist organization members

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nite-puff · 1 month ago

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this was what their dr:s interaction was originally gonna be. trust me. i’m mr. danganronpa

(no cuz seriously. how are you gonna have them interact and then forget that hiroko canonically has a bit of a thing for takaaki?) (i say this like the dr:s writers even knew who the other captives were)

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mellohiizz · 1 month ago

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i love your swagdoons designs… i love your uu!swagdoons.. they should be making out toxic yaoi style (or toxic yuri style i don’t judge…) /nf

i love women. ^_^

#☆ request .#☆ my art .#uu swagdoons got me in a chokehold lowkey #“im just looking into your eyes they make me feel better” “ok okay thank you :)” freaks.#imagine flirting with your employee right in front of people you want to recruit into your mafia business #anyway i just wanted to draw women kissing #love how my uu ash literally looks the same as fem version #unstable universe #ashswag #reddoons #mcytshipping

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owlsie-hoot · 2 months ago

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"There now, there's a good boy." (05.02)

#can they flirt even more?#yes they can #Siegfried Farnon #Audrey Hall #ACGAS 2020 #All Creatures great and small #ACGAS #siegfried x audrey #impeccably and smart and remarkable that's his wife right there #when I watched this my brain immediately altered the scene and added her leaning against his shoulder and them holding hands #cannot help myself #what is series 5 please?#I forgot how to can #let's bring this tag back #ACGAS spoiler #ACGAS spoilers #spoiler

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sapphicyanli · 8 months ago

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truly rare netflix w for casting the gayest person in the natla cast as zuko. literally couldnt get any better than this

#BEFORE ANYONE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY I VERY MUCH ACKNOWLEDGE DALLAS LIU IS INDEED IS A GREAT AND HARDWORKING ACTOR THIS IS A JOKE #that being said #THE WAY HE SAID “come slide through the fire nation” ?!?!?!? INSANE FELLA BEHAVIOR RIGHT THERE #ian was SWEATING #the rest of natla cast seeing them flirting in every chance they get: imagine how tired we are🙄😒#dallas liu #ian ousley #tagging this as #zukka #as well because maybe it will inspire more ppl to eventually write that actors!zukka au we all need😷#zuko confident gay-sokka panicked gay is also kind of an underrated ish trope #mine #natla #atla #interview #🤨🏳️‍🌈❓

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mama-ino · 1 month ago

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Day ¹⁶ - Grungy

The two brothers darted forward to the hoard of insect demons. Inuyasha smugly making eye contact with Sesshomaru, "Keh, watch your knees old-"

Her arrow lit fiercely, like a shining comet striking past them. However, both stopped in their tracks when met with the warm splatterings that once were alive.

"Hm," he tilted his head, brows rising, "Impressive."

In the distance, she jumped around. Bounding with enthusiasm, "I got it! Omg!" She waved her arms, "Did you guys see that!? I did it!"

Sesshomaru looked over his shoulder, tipping his head thoughtfully, "Perhaps you will join this one hunting."

Color rose to her cheeks as she smiled bashfully, "Uh, yeah. Sure, I'd-"

"WENCH," Inuyasha seethed, "What the actual fuck?!"