#that's how to flirt right??

[biterflies]

so bill and ford dont know how chess fucking works

you Cannot use that as an opening move. the knight cant move that far,literally in the middle of the board ,on the complete opposite of the board from where it started. Also bill is playing black, white is always first to move so he should NOT be opening

And ford, babe, that queen cant move with a pawn in her way, and also cant move that far across the board in one turn.

so anyway headcanon that they are both faking being able to play cause chess is a Smart People Thing.

[choccy-milky]

herbology class 🌹🌿 (from chap 2 of my fic!)

[barblaz-arts]

That feeling when you find out you're finally out of the dog house and your girlfriend still loves you

(just wanted to redraw my favorite Chaggie moment)

[rocktheholygrail]

2x13 || 3x04

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

Can’t decide what’s funnier- Benoit Blanc meeting his husband during a high stakes murder mystery or Benoit Blanc meeting his husband at like, the grocery store

[fascinationstreetmp3]

I have what you're looking for. High quality. Befitting a man of my tastes. I have a room over on Divisadero, not too far a walk.

[fantastic-nonsense]

stop saying "Kaz would be jealous and possessive over Inej if he thought she and Tolya liked each other" no he wouldn't! Kaz isn't like that! He defends Inej's freedom, autonomy, and desires at every single turn in the books. He spends the entire duology pining over her and yet gives her every single chance he possibly can to walk out of his life forever if she wants. It's the foundational cornerstone of their entire relationship! It's why they work in the first place!

literally the only Crow who does petty jealousy is Wylan and that's that on that, folks

[srnileforme]

“Shall we start over? Let's forget everything that's happened. I forgive you.”

JACK & JOKER (2024) | EPISODE 5

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

[mama-ino]

Day ¹⁶ - Grungy

The two brothers darted forward to the hoard of insect demons. Inuyasha smugly making eye contact with Sesshomaru, "Keh, watch your knees old-"

Her arrow lit fiercely, like a shining comet striking past them. However, both stopped in their tracks when met with the warm splatterings that once were alive.

"Hm," he tilted his head, brows rising, "Impressive."

In the distance, she jumped around. Bounding with enthusiasm, "I got it! Omg!" She waved her arms, "Did you guys see that!? I did it!"

Sesshomaru looked over his shoulder, tipping his head thoughtfully, "Perhaps you will join this one hunting."

Color rose to her cheeks as she smiled bashfully, "Uh, yeah. Sure, I'd-"

"WENCH," Inuyasha seethed, "What the actual fuck?!"

[almondpiglet]

local con man flirts with multiple terrorist organization members

[nite-puff]

this was what their dr:s interaction was originally gonna be. trust me. i’m mr. danganronpa

(no cuz seriously. how are you gonna have them interact and then forget that hiroko canonically has a bit of a thing for takaaki?) (i say this like the dr:s writers even knew who the other captives were)

[mellohiizz]

i love your swagdoons designs… i love your uu!swagdoons.. they should be making out toxic yaoi style (or toxic yuri style i don’t judge…) /nf

i love women. ^_^

[sapphicyanli]

truly rare netflix w for casting the gayest person in the natla cast as zuko. literally couldnt get any better than this

[starryeyeddreamer21]

Hazbin Hotel Incorrect Quotes

Angel: *pointing* Is this seat free

Husk: ... That's my lap

Angel: Okay? And?

Angel: That doesn't answer my question

Husk: Yeah it's free

Husk: *pointing at is face* but this one's more comfortable

*Angel exe has stopped working*

[askfordoodles]

felt so euphoric to be able to come out as nb/trans in Veilguard, loved the added dialogue they took the time to write and record just for such scenarios

now can we PLEASE make a game where u can explicitly, verbally come out as ace, and also without it automatically locking you out of the romance path

pls bioware (and other companies) some of us are STARVING