#that's Him bro.
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Was curious how far Ithaca was from troy today while listening to epic the musical and rereading the illiad and I found this map
I think odysseus would have been better just to walk😭
#HE WENT ALL THE WAY TO FRANCE???????#BRO THATS FARTHER THEN THE STUPID MEDITERRANEAN CRUISE IM GOING ON IN A FEW MONTHS#BRUH WHAT#NO WONDERS IT TOOK HIM 3 YEARS#the odyssey#epic musical#epic odysseus#odysseus#epic the musical
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super annoying gojo satoru when a girl comes up to you and asks you if he's your brother even after clearly seeing him grabbing your ass and saying super cheesy lines to you to make you only roll your eyes at him.
and you're stuck dumbfounded because it's not rocket science to figure out that you two are a thing just by looking at the both of you because the clingy bastard is quite literally stuck to you everywhere you go, whining and pleading for yet another kiss after stealing several from you.
and it's the same clinginess that prompts him to answer in your stead "yes actually. we're siblings" he beams a smile at you and you scowl, why the hell is he feeding onto this random girl's delusions like that? can't he take the hint?
you're not done scrutinising him when he grabs your chin with his big ass hands and smashes his lips onto yours, tugging and devouring your mouth into an extra sloppy kiss for the girl to take a hint.
he pulls away, a smirk on his lips as he licks his lips where yours had been a second ago. "is that obvious enough?" he chuckles, eyes never leaving yours as you see the girl storm off in the corner of your eye.
#i saw a quote that said bro's the type to say youre siblings and kiss you#and it was so satoru coded i Had to#i want him i miss him huhu#supersweet! writes#jujutsu kaisen#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk scenarios#jjk drabbles#jjk fluff#jjk imagines#gojo x you#gojo fluff#gojo x reader#gojo satoru x reader#satoru x reader#jjk headcanons#jjk fic#jjk crack#jjk satoru#gojo satoru#gojou satoru x reader
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give odysseus loser hair please. thanks supergiant
#look at him. we couldve had this#pleaase pleaaaseee bro i need him to look like a wet fucking dog#personally i do not think he deserves all that charisma#also believe it or not but this took like an hour and a half#i think im improving too#art#sketch#hades game#hades 2#hades supergiant#hades fanart#the odyssey#odysseus#greek mythology#the iliad#tagamemnon
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‘Guys this is not good now they’re gonna paint the left as dangerous and violent and use this to make themselves the victims and characterize everyone else as criminals’ y’all really been white in this country. It’s insane to me
#kit speaks#lmfao#trump had Rittenhouse in mar a lago calling him a nice young man#liberals truly do my head in bro I can’t#this is going to ruin the tour#🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
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Macaque spent the whole season Big-Damn-Hero-ing and was NOT happy about it xD
#lmk season 5 spoilers#lmk spoilers#lmk season 5#lego monkie kid#lmk#macaque#liu'er mihou#six eared macaque#sun wukong#monkey king#qi xiaotian#mk#li jing#anyone else find it interesting that in english the 'macaque' part of his name comes first#but in chinese the 'six-ears' part comes first? so the way he's called by name in the different dubs has slightly different vibes#i can't quantify 'em tho :/ am not a vibeologist#Macaque was this season's biggest GOAT#like he's very petty about it but he cares about mk and swk SO. MUCH.#(well ok the petty is mostly aimed at swk)#which: fair#POV: everything is going to shit and you are currently the only celestial monkey NOT being re-traumatized or gaslight by celestial beings#macaque's gonna start rolling up to beach parties with a shirt that says:#I Saved The Monkey King's Arse Several Times And All I Got Was An Almost-Hand-Holding-Moment And This Stupid Shirt#MK NOOOOOOOOO#im a fucking wreck that's their KID. he's their BOY. their little BRO HE'S THEIR KID OKAY AND THEY LOVE HIM ENOUGH TO FISTFIGHT THE GODS#which i guess is a little easier since they can win those fights actually#not explicitly shadowpeach#but oh it is there. lurking. waiting to strike#lion king reference! :D
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Like to charge reblog to cast
Count your fucking days Devil
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Creaking Bigb!! I did these a couple of nights ago after watching bigb’s first wildlife ep >:]
#Wild life smp#wild life smp spoilers#wlsmp#wlsmp spoilers#bigb#bigbst4tz2#bigbst4tz#creaking bigb#art escapades#traffic smp#trafficblr#I SAW THE NAMEMC UPDATE TODAY AND RAN TO POST THIS HEHE#I might do a new design based more on his skin but I wanted to post this regardless since I did it a few days ago#I like the subtly of this design… a little more creepy that way#same vibes as watcher bigb to me#I love him… weirdo <3#BRUH THE SKIN IS SO COOL THOUGH IM VERY EXCITED#namemc spoilers#I’ll tag that even though I did these before I knew lol#bro posting art every day… I missed her
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next thing you're gonna tell me is that the butts match 🙄
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#the batkids collectively: yeah bruce WISHES he were batman lol what a loser#bruce probably isnt on sns often so bro's completely oblivious to his children bullying him online#jason to dick later: ok but bruce had a point. why DIDNT you wanna put pants on the robin uniform#dick: you literally wore that same uniform after me i dont wanna hear it#batfamily#batfam#social media au#batkids#dick grayson#jason todd#cassandra cain#tim drake#stephanie brown#duke thomas#damian wayne#barbara gordon#bruce wayne#batman#dc comics#incorrect quotes#crack#texts#tweets#fanatical posting
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Can we talk about this? I feel like not enough people talk about this happening in the movie
#he just gets so well behaved and domesticated so quickly#they set up his lone wolf edgelord personality and then after he realises he's been mean to these incredible people helping him#he becomes like... the goodest boy there ever was but in a silent cat type of way#donutdrawsthings#fanart#logan howlett#james logan howlett#xmen#x men#x-men#x men 2000#xmen 2000#charles xavier#xmen storm#xmen rogue#wolverine#the wolverine#bro the tags tumblr keeps recommending me when i type logan and wolverine oh my GODDDD everyone here is down bad#but ykw so am i
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ive never made a comic before so idk if this will be comprehensible, read it left to right if that helps
also this was originally meant to be like “wooah laios sensory issues!”/“what if kabru was with the party during the sauna!” but it became something much more… sinister…
also this might be a character assassination… idk… i havent read the manga… this is just the vibes ive gotten from how manga readers talk about Laios and Kabru
ALSO woah a slightly different version of the drawing i posted yesterday… cool… ill tell em… thanks…
#fellas#you know when ur bro is so fine that looking at him shirtless and glistening brings colors to your world?#labru#kabru dungeon meshi#kabru#kabru of utaya#laios x kabru#kabru dunmeshi#kabru delicious in dungeon#kabru fanart#dungeon meshi laios#laios thorden#laios dungeon meshi#laios touden#dunmeshi laios#delicious in dungeon laios#laios fanart#kabru x laios#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi#dunmeshi fanart#fan comic
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A little obsessed with the "utterly burnt out & can't quite figure out how to make it work in this economy" depiction of Mario in the concept art.
Look at him. He's so tired.
#You just want to give him a hug and a crisp 20$#Makes me wonder if they were planning on having Mario with a lot less self confidence at the beginning#which explains the ''Super Luigi Bros'' logo#It would've been a lil weird but I'm also kinda here for it#I'm rolling this around in my mind as an AU#Super Mario Bros#Mario Movie#Mario movie concept art
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the divorce has been hard on optimus
#i mean look at that face dawg#who wouldn’t miss him#when bro is ethereal#orion fumbled a baddie fr#transformers one#maccadam#transformers#optimus prime#megatron#orion pax#d-16#megop#tf one megop
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At first, Hua Cheng mostly gives off the impression of a normal over-protective broody love interest in a romance novel, overly paranoid over anything that might potentially hurt Xie Lian, but then you get to the White Clothed Calamity arc and realize, oh god, oh fuck, that’s actually a completely reasonable response to having to watch someone go through that, he’s actually showing remarkable restraint by allowing Xie Lian to go off and do his own thing as much as he does
#like yeah no wonder he considered that his greatest form of suffering cause wtf#everyone’s all ooh Hua Cheng is an obsessed stalker#like nah bro he’s just traumatized and coping very understandably#If he’d burned down all of heaven without warning I wouldn’t blame him#heaven official's blessing#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hua cheng#hualian
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How does Ford react to Fidds taking Stan with him on a creature hunt? A sea based hunt at that.
He gets a lil jealous
#I reckon this is probably one of his wake up calls with everything#I think he was genuinely excited to take his lil bro out on a hunt and he actually didn’t mean to pass out#but seeing fiddleford starting to replace him#at least from his perspective#probably makes him want to make more of an effort#but also makes him realise how much he actually does care about his brother whether he’s aware of it or not#needless to say they go on lots of hunts together#some with fidds and some without :))#my art#ask#gravity falls#twins in time au#stan pines#stanley pines#ford pines#stanford pines#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket
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They overreacted a bit. Just a wee bit.
Part 2
#when you realize bro was created before these guys came into this world.#and sonic was calling him adorable and awesome.#which is fair ngl#idk why or how I thought of this#but anyway#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonic#shadow#this isn't sonadow but imma put it here anyway because of generations ultimate#sonadow#sonic x shadow generations#classic sonic#sonic generations#comics
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Tw: cunt
Version without overlay and also side by side w og pannel under the cut :D
I couldn't choose between the two versions so you guys are getting both
#Bro should not be serving as hard as he is. Who gave him the right#I have once again taken several liberties to the point where I think I should call it a pannel inspiration rather than a pannel redraw#Icl I'm super proud of this one#Tim Drake#Robin#Red Robin#Pannel redraw#My art#I CAN FINALLY BEGIN MY NEW PROJECTS!!!!!!
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