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Was curious how far Ithaca was from troy today while listening to epic the musical and rereading the illiad and I found this map

I think odysseus would have been better just to walk😭
#HE WENT ALL THE WAY TO FRANCE???????#BRO THATS FARTHER THEN THE STUPID MEDITERRANEAN CRUISE IM GOING ON IN A FEW MONTHS#BRUH WHAT#NO WONDERS IT TOOK HIM 3 YEARS#the odyssey#epic musical#epic odysseus#odysseus#epic the musical#greek mythology
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my sister works in a nursery (in scotland for context) and today a kid came up to her and said "can you put on 'release my wee da'? I want to dance" and my sister was like ?? what the fuck is 'release my wee da', so the kid sang a line of it. turns out, feliz navidad
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Give me Bruce and Jason, who are not on the war path anymore, but they are still awkward and absolutely clueless on how to make things up, so they pretend that they need something from each other in order to spend some time together. Even if these things are absolutely simple, and both of them could handle it themselves, if they wanted to.
Bruce, calling Jason in the random Friday night: So, Alfred left for a week. And I promised kids to do a homemade cake for them. And you know how useless I am in the kitchen. So.
Jason, who knows that Bruce is, in fact, not useless in the kitchen, but low-key misses cooking with him, because the last time they did it, it was Alfred's birthday before his death, and they did the cake together: Theoretically, I agree.
Bruce, sighing in relief: Theoretically, I will need you in Manor tomorrow in the morning. And I theoretically will pay for that.
Jason: Theoretically, see you tomorrow.
Bruce: Theoretically, thank you.
Jason, dealing Bruce in the middle of the night: Old man. Bail me out of the prison. I am in CGDP's building.
Bruce, knowing well that Jason wouldn't be caught in the first place, if he didn't want all of this to happen, and even if he did, he would easily escape without him, getting involved, but also knowing that today is anniversary of the day Bruce adopted Jason, and it is his way to spend time together: ...Okay. May I ask what did you do?
Jason: ...Stole Gordon's tires.
Bruce, stifling his laughter: I see. I will be here in a few minutes.
#Tim: don't you just love when your dad&bro can't communicate so you help your father to break the Batmobile so he could call Jason for help#Dick: yeah also a big fan of that one thing when you literally witness your lil bro feigning an injury to come home for a checkup#Damian: ...we were suppoused to pretend that he is truly injured? i just stabbed him the last time so he could come home#jason todd#red hood#dcu comics#dc universe#dcu#batman#batfamily#bruce wayne#batfam
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super annoying gojo satoru when a girl comes up to you and asks you if he's your brother even after clearly seeing him grabbing your ass and saying super cheesy lines to you to make you only roll your eyes at him.
and you're stuck dumbfounded because it's not rocket science to figure out that you two are a thing just by looking at the both of you because the clingy bastard is quite literally stuck to you everywhere you go, whining and pleading for yet another kiss after stealing several from you.
and it's the same clinginess that prompts him to answer in your stead "yes actually. we're siblings" he beams a smile at you and you scowl, why the hell is he feeding onto this random girl's delusions like that? can't he take the hint?
you're not done scrutinising him when he grabs your chin with his big ass hands and smashes his lips onto yours, tugging and devouring your mouth into an extra sloppy kiss for the girl to take a hint.
he pulls away, a smirk on his lips as he licks his lips where yours had been a second ago. "is that obvious enough?" he chuckles, eyes never leaving yours as you see the girl storm off in the corner of your eye.

#i saw a quote that said bro's the type to say youre siblings and kiss you#and it was so satoru coded i Had to#i want him i miss him huhu#supersweet! writes#jujutsu kaisen#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk scenarios#jjk drabbles#jjk fluff#jjk imagines#gojo x you#gojo fluff#gojo x reader#gojo satoru x reader#satoru x reader#jjk headcanons#jjk fic#jjk crack#jjk satoru#gojo satoru#gojou satoru x reader
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Davrin is contemplating why he even agrees to tag along
#emmrook#emmrich volkarin#rook ingellvar#davrin#dragon age the veilguard#my art#my oc#dawn#i cant get them out of my head!!#Davrin is such a bro i love him
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everyone watching the season finale:

#me included 🙋♀️🙋♀️#bro manipulated me into thinking hed changed as well#but he def has an unhealthy psychotic obsession with gihun and is so in love w him fs guys trust#squid game#squid game spoilers#457#seong gihun#seong gi hun#hwang inho#hwang in ho#gihun x inho#gihun x frontman#in ho x gi hun#frontman#frontman x gi hun#squid game 2#squid game season 2#gi hun x in ho#inho x gihun#ginho#inhun#squid game meme#rixtria rambles#old man yaoi#toxic old man yaoi#lee byung hun#lee jung jae#player 456#player 001
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“ABOUT TIME YOU ASKED”
#bro loves to show love to others I want him to get the same energy in return#AAAAA#hollyberry cookie#pure vanilla cookie#dark cacao cookie#black raisin cookie#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#crk fanart#crk art#my art#procreate#doodle#myart#artwork
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give odysseus loser hair please. thanks supergiant
#look at him. we couldve had this#pleaase pleaaaseee bro i need him to look like a wet fucking dog#personally i do not think he deserves all that charisma#also believe it or not but this took like an hour and a half#10k#my artwork#hades game#hades supergiant#hades 2#hades fanart
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best types of brennan NPC
autism haver
stoner
frat bro who has unlearned hypermasculinity so hard that he's gone 100% the opposite direction about it
anticapitalist proletarian
the most insane person you've ever met
#brennan lee mulligan#in order this post is about (1) ayda aguefort (2) max durden (3) ragh barkrock#(4) bud cubby and (5) bill seacaster#guess what SHOW i am WATCHING#dimension 20#d20#stuff#blmulligan#dnd#ok wait i wanna think about this for unsleeping city#who are the autism havers in tuc why am i blanking.......#im gonna say esther could be an autism haver. or nod#the johns are obviously the frat bros#seven (s3\/3n?) is the anticapitalist proletarian obviously#maddy is both the anticapitalist and the autism haver as a matter of fact#and her name might be spelled maddie idk#anyway alejandro is the stoner#and wally is absolutely the most insane person youve ever met......him and la gran gata perhaps.......#i just remembered about arthur aguefort the actual most insane person youve ever met#strong case for that#the point is these are always brennan's best NPCs#most sentimental? most touching scenes? usually not. but fucking funniest? almost without fail#fantasy high
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next thing you're gonna tell me is that the butts match 🙄
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#the batkids collectively: yeah bruce WISHES he were batman lol what a loser#bruce probably isnt on sns often so bro's completely oblivious to his children bullying him online#jason to dick later: ok but bruce had a point. why DIDNT you wanna put pants on the robin uniform#dick: you literally wore that same uniform after me i dont wanna hear it#batfamily#batfam#social media au#batkids#dick grayson#jason todd#cassandra cain#tim drake#stephanie brown#duke thomas#damian wayne#barbara gordon#bruce wayne#batman#dc comics#incorrect quotes#crack#texts#tweets#fanatical posting
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‘Guys this is not good now they’re gonna paint the left as dangerous and violent and use this to make themselves the victims and characterize everyone else as criminals’ y’all really been white in this country. It’s insane to me
#kit speaks#lmfao#trump had Rittenhouse in mar a lago calling him a nice young man#liberals truly do my head in bro I can’t#this is going to ruin the tour#🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
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MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
#u will not believe the noises i made while i was watching the trailer#zayne gege im sorry for calling u mid i was not aware of ur swag#lord i am not ur strongest soldier in fact i didnt even try to fight back i justgot on my knees bro#legs wide open for him full spread eagle#YEAH I SAID WHAT I SAID IF I SILENCE MYSELF THEN WHY THE HELL DID I EVEN MAKE THIS BLOG IN THE FIRST PLACE IDGAF#HE CAN FUCKING GET IT#my art#love and deepspace
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Like to charge reblog to cast
Count your fucking days Devil
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Creaking Bigb!! I did these a couple of nights ago after watching bigb’s first wildlife ep >:]
#Wild life smp#wild life smp spoilers#wlsmp#wlsmp spoilers#bigb#bigbst4tz2#bigbst4tz#creaking bigb#art escapades#traffic smp#trafficblr#I SAW THE NAMEMC UPDATE TODAY AND RAN TO POST THIS HEHE#I might do a new design based more on his skin but I wanted to post this regardless since I did it a few days ago#I like the subtly of this design… a little more creepy that way#same vibes as watcher bigb to me#I love him… weirdo <3#BRUH THE SKIN IS SO COOL THOUGH IM VERY EXCITED#namemc spoilers#I’ll tag that even though I did these before I knew lol#bro posting art every day… I missed her
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guard dog
#relax bro no one is gonna take him from you#is drawing Jayce kneeling for Viktor and Viktor petting him going to become a thing now cause I'd be here for it#based on 'A Page Buckling On A Knight’s Armour' by Solomon Joseph Solomon#jayvik#Art#my art#arcane#jayce talis#Viktor arcane#fanart#painting
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ive never made a comic before so idk if this will be comprehensible, read it left to right if that helps
also this was originally meant to be like “wooah laios sensory issues!”/“what if kabru was with the party during the sauna!” but it became something much more… sinister…
also this might be a character assassination… idk… i havent read the manga… this is just the vibes ive gotten from how manga readers talk about Laios and Kabru
ALSO woah a slightly different version of the drawing i posted yesterday… cool… ill tell em… thanks…
#fellas#you know when ur bro is so fine that looking at him shirtless and glistening brings colors to your world?#labru#kabru dungeon meshi#kabru#kabru of utaya#laios x kabru#kabru dunmeshi#kabru delicious in dungeon#kabru fanart#dungeon meshi laios#laios thorden#laios dungeon meshi#laios touden#dunmeshi laios#delicious in dungeon laios#laios fanart#kabru x laios#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi#dunmeshi fanart#fan comic
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