#that’s yucky

[eharmony-official]

Me: hey what should I do today

Inside thoughts: Make another corporate gimmick but behave like a jerk face so no one realizes it’s actually you

Me:

Me: wait, I’m allowed to do that?

[cabin14]

ugh we’re back to having 14 year olds and younger in fandoms and producing fan content again I ha- bitch you thought I am SO excited to see younger teenagers/older kids embrace fandom and creative outlets. that’s literally how we all started too. let the kids have fun!

[ratt-teeth]

my grandma sent me a picture of my dog with his new xmas present and i need a fucking inhaler LOOK AT HIM

oh to feel a fraction of the unbridled joy he is experiencing

[wombpala]

I love Sam bc he is so careful and polite and u can watch him put on his little 'I am a trustworthy young man who is so normal and good at socializing' mask when talking to witnesses ooh sympathetic nod hand on the shoulder. But he is SUCH A JUDGY BITCH. someone says something he finds yucky and he makes his patented little chihuahua face of disdain before tucking it away under his bland civil platitudes but every so often he will just toss out the read of the century like it's nothing to him. I will never get sick of this.

[lazylittledragon]

my absolute favourite genre of transphobic propaganda is when the caption is like “look at this poor, confused little girl who was forced to mutilate herself :(” and the picture is just the hottest man you’ve ever seen in your life with a full beard and a body that would make thor weak at the knees

[amygdalae]

Lost being TV-14 is crazy cuz they can surgically implant a pacemaker into a characters chest thatll kill him if his heart rate goes to a certain point. and then use that to torture him. but you dont get to see any of the beautiful people get nasty

[wispurring-moss]

🍾💋✨️🩷🧡

i looooove this trope with them, but it's even funnier to me if the thought has never even crossed Husk's mind until Angel brings it up to him first at some point~ x3c

[tezzbot]

I wish I could add music to posts so I could add just the first like 5 seconds of sweet child o mine to this with no caption bc that's all thats going through my head rn<3 Love these traumatised child stars lol

[goddamnshinyrock]

people who grew up drinking dairy milk and switched to non-dairy later in life: ugh almond milk is so thin and watery, I accept coconut milk or cashew milk only!

me, who grew up drinking rice milk: almond milk is almost TOO flavorful and rich, wow

[pilkypills]

Thorin is, for all intents and purposes, Fili and Kili’s dad. And while I looooove the two of them teasing Thorin for his crush on Bilbo as much as the next guy on god I would like to see more portrayals of them being mildly horrified at the thought of Thorin kissing someone, in the same way that lots of kids don’t like to picture their parents in romantic situations.

[wigglesdtuff]

[worldformula]

your grandsire was a brute.

[daouoffroads]

This ring belongs to Vee.

[show-tunes]

Genuine question what version of this guy do you think is more of a hear me out

[snzuu]

omg gripping Miguel's hair as his face is all up in your pussy eating you out like a starved man. He loves when your mean too, calling you endearing terms like “mama” etc. He doesn’t crave for air either. He could do this for hours and hours and hours, as his dick ruts in the sheets in hopes for relief, his main goal to pleasure you. Hes looking up at your lustful expression as he finds pride in the sounds you make. He’d cum by ur taste and your sounds too.

[fence-time]

Redrew my old zit designs :3

The ugly babies in question