Logan/Chai/Ratt, i respond to all three~ | She/they | 30 | Ocxcanon Dealer | Dumb as rocks | Art and brainrot
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Tumblr’s reach among the 26-to-35-year-olds in the US is 11%.
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whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.
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Knowing a fic author through AO3 is like attending someone’s thesis presentation and politely clapping at the end, knowing a fic author through this hellsite is like going over to their house at 3AM to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar
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when people act like Large Beverages are the thing thats wrong with america as if thats not the only thing keeping me from driving off a cliff... ohhhh Those greedy americans slonking away at their Large Beverages. we're literally all working in the hamburger mine to afford rock and roll disc . Beverage is all we have
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"Hey, can you guys watch my boss for me real quick?"
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I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"
One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"
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rap has probably been the most consistently popular and influential genre of music for the past 40+ years but your average person on tumblr is less willing to listen to it than a random white teenage boy in the suburbs or a 4channer who lurks on /mu/ every once in a while
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what if the computer worked? what if video games were fun? what if there was a beautiful woman? my blog explores these concepts, and more
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womb tattoo on forehead because mind pregnate with ideas
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At least five people have reblogged my Floop gif today with tags saying Floop is their “hear me out” like NO HE IS NOT!!!!!!!!!! That is literally just Alan Cumming in a silly costume, Alan Cumming who a famous conventionally attractive man. Saying “that guy’s handsome” is a normal reaction to seeing Alan Cumming. The only valid tag I’ve received on that post in the last like 1,000 tags has been a person who said the ThumbThumbs made them hard as a kid
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