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logically I Know it's an irrational thought to have but it still irritates me to no end when stuff that's super popular gets the exact intended emotional reaction out of me

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go to settings > dashboard > interface and turn on show timestamps. please. do this for me i'm begging

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via indiarosecrawford

Frog Paints a Water Lily Pond 🪷🎨🐸

𝑓ₒᵣ ⲕᵢ𝑛𝑔 ₐ𝑛𝑑 𝑐ₒ𝑡𝑡ₐ𝑔ₑ

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Honestly not being a killjoy, but do we have photos on what the protests were like in Republican territory? That seems more significant than the numbers in liberal zones like DC/NYC/Boston/Portland/Philly/etc.

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I don't necessarily agree with this but it has such a mathematical quality to it somehow

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do you think mocking catholicism is funny

yes. next question

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2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

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Soda Pop: A highly carbonated soda drink. It can be used to restore 50 HP to a single Pokémon.

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In bed with my pill

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guessing game go, you might not know the exact species but you do know the general sort of thing involved here

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“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

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a treasure found antiquing today

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Cavemen didn't have clocks yet, so it was a mystery to them why the sun suddenly started setting and rising an hour later or earlier when daylight savings changed over. Now we know.

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this is the saddest fucking thing. wheres that post about when you cant even write a poem about it because its just there already