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satanstruemistress · 6 months ago
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Waiting for the day Hangman realizes that Swerve also has kids.
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trialssam · 1 year ago
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sometimes I think that if sam was a woman, lucifer would have moved hell and earth to get him pregnant in s12
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masters-of-void · 20 days ago
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yeah i'm slowly getting attached to the idea that drifter and aoi date casually for a little bit before he ends up with eleanor.. like she comes at him so strongly with the warmth and affirmations that i think he would gravitate to that, being someone who's presumably never had romantic feelings before. and at the same time, he's the version of arthur that can understand her and is willing to not take everything so deathly serious, so it makes sense she'd be smitten
however, they don't go deeper because she'd start to remind him too much of mathila, feeling himself at risk of falling into an unbalanced spiral with her, and she'd see a man who could become just as bitter about The Mission as arthur is given enough stress in the loop. neither at this time early in the drifter's dynamic with the team would know how to work those issues out, so they'd simply break it off amicably, agreeing that they're better as the close friends they'll become instead
myes, i believe this would be good for them. she needs a soft rebound and he needs to test the waters before he jumps into such a deep end as one of the hard-to-get hexes lol
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paperandpencilsandskips · 10 months ago
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I need to know everyone's opinions of me at all times
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annwayne · 2 years ago
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✨TBB Finale Countdown Day 6✨
Day 6: SHARE YOUR FAVORITE TBB HEADCANONS!!! Let the siliness/feels/absurdity fly. What about our favorite brothers and sister lives rent free in your mind now??
prompt, countdown, and the tag #tbb finale count down, by @questforgalas
Omega is force sensitive, and likely has a midi count close to Obi-Wan (who canonically has one of the lowest counts in the Jedi Order and still made a Master Jedi)
Because she has no training with the force she's never actually moved anything and only gets feelings.
Crosshair is the most insecure of the batch, which was never much an issue until order 66 left him the only clone force 99 member "weak" enough to be influenced by a mind controlling chip.
Which only aggravated all the issues and feelings relating to clone force 99 abandoning him as the enhanced chip's influence started to finally die down.
Hunter was terrified of Crosshair after seeing him under the influence of the chip, and that's a large reason he didn't suggest a rescue mission at any point. (That wasn't his brother anymore...)
This goes against what the show has shown us- but the Marauder has a cockpit, mid ship (where the crash seats are), CO's room with a tiny attached refresher, a larger room with four built in bunks with an attached refresher, the gun, and a lower area which is the storage and cargo bar.
The Bad Batch television show is about moving on/change/loss in a way that will end with each member of the batch separated and doing their own things.
In a modern AU I imagine Tech's job is to learn. To be an academic and study things and get doctorates. So he spends all his time at universities.
Crosshair is a retired Olympian Archer, who now owns the coffee shop the family live above. He spends most of his working hours making the drinks, but will never talk to customers unless it's to tell them off for being shit to his employees.
Hunter is a wildlife educator, the kind that go to elementary schools with their animals to teach kids about cool lizards and big birds. All of the animals are well taken care of.
Wrecker is a personal trainer, a damn good one that never talks about bodies like they are products to customize kinda way.
Echo is a retired war vet, having fought in Iraq. He's home the most, and thus the most parent-figure to Omega, who is in school with dreams of being a doctor (time will likely change this goal).
In a modern AU Tech and Crosshair are twins, Hunter is the oldest, and Wrecker the youngest. Echo is their Uncle and Omega is a distant cousin who they adopted when her parents passed at a young age.
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roosterbruiser · 2 years ago
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Virginity threesome? 🏃‍♀️
👀👀👀
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xiaq · 8 months ago
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Your first pride story was touching and all but you still married a man.
Yeah, bisexuals do that sometimes.
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moonlightsmasquerade · 5 months ago
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Imagine a witch having Melani as their familiar
Would be helpful to have a huge scary bird lady help you out.
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artifacts-and-arthropods · 1 year ago
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Strange Bedfellows: these unprecedented photos show a leafcutter bee sharing its nest with a wolfspider
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I stumbled across these photos while I was looking up information on leafcutter bees, and I just thought that this was too cool not to share. Captured by an amateur photographer named Laurence Sanders, the photos were taken in Queensland, Australia several years ago, and they quickly garnered the attention of both entomologists and arachnologists.
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The leafcutter bee (Megachile macularis) can be seen fetching freshly-cut leaves, which she uses to line the inner walls of her nest. The wolfspider moves aside as the bee approaches, allowing her to enter the nest, and then she simply watches as the leaf is positioned along the inner wall.
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Once the leaf is in position, they seem to inspect the nest together, sitting side-by-side in the entryway; the bee eventually flies off again to gather more leaves, while the wolfspider climbs back into the burrow.
The leafcutter bee seems completely at ease in the presence of the wolfspider, which is normally a voracious predator, and the wolfspider is equally unfazed by the fact that it shares its burrow with an enormous bee.
The photographer encountered this bizarre scene by accident, and he then captured a series of images over the course of about 2 days (these are just a few of the photos that were taken). During that 2-day period, the bee was seen entering the nest with pieces of foliage dozens of times, gradually constructing the walls and brood chambers of its nest, and the spider was clearly occupying the same burrow, but they did not exhibit any signs of aggression toward one another.
The photos have been examined by various entomologists and arachnologists, and those experts seem ubiquitously surprised by the behavior that the images depict. The curator of entomology at Victoria Museum, Dr. Ken Walker, noted that this may be the very first time that this behavior has ever been documented, while Dr. Robert Raven, an arachnid expert at the Queensland Museum, described it as a "bizarre" situation.
This arrangement is completely unheard of, and the images are a fascinating sight to behold.
Sources & More Info:
Brisbane Times: The Odd Couple: keen eye spies bee and spider bedfellows in 'world-first'
iNaturalist: Megachile macularis
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gothamstreetcat · 5 months ago
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ART THE CLOWN being silly in SPENCERS
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astraystayyh · 1 year ago
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They have since left four premature babies to decompose on their beds. They have since kidnapped, stripped, tortured civilians and tried to frame them as Hamas fighters for their propaganda. They have since shot people at refugee camps execution style. They have since targeted academics and poets and directors. They have since killed 86 journalists. Still no ceasefire.
psa: i know that many of us did NOT doubt this for a second, neither did i. this is targeted at the people who educated themselves for the first time about this genocide and discovered the absolute horrific things that Israel is capable of doing to Palestinians, with the unwavering support of its allies.
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kay045 · 17 days ago
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I may not be able to fly but YOU CAN'T RUN FROM ME, BITCH
I will drop kick you into the stratosphere (affectionate) >:3
I put every bird I could think of into this wheel. Spin the wheel. You're that bird now.
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bikananjarrus · 3 months ago
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deeply fascinated by these kids living in a peaceful suburbia on a seemingly equally peaceful planet, which is surrounded by something called the barrier, which makes the night sky look green and is thick enough that it obscures the stars, and so when they get up to space and see how many stars there are, they have no idea space actually looked like that. and then they travel through hyperspace for the first time and it understandably freaks them the fuck out. there is definitely something weird about this planet they live on, and i am all for the real horror story being this suburban bubble they live in that wants to shield its citizens from the wider galaxy.
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bruciemilf · 4 months ago
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We as a society need to take advantage of Bruce’s movie trauma more.
First of all, not only is he incredibly apprehensive about cinemas, he’d also be way too busy with Batman and single mom-ing to stay in the cinematic pop culture loop?
I wanna see Bruce who only ever watches recorded Gray Ghost tapes. Name any movie post 2001. He hasn’t watched one.
When the Batkids enter the picture, they hold a contest on who can inflict the hardest psychological damage. Tim tries hooking him on Mean Girls but Bruce is too scared of Regina.
Steph: Okay so, it’s her wedding day and she strategically invites all three of her mother’s exes to find out who her biological father is, but! They all just end up adopting her instead!
Bruce: [Quiet but excited clapping]
Dick shows him Twilight. The resemblance between him and Robert Pattinson freaks him out.
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djotye · 4 months ago
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he is so pretty!!!
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 21 days ago
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Maybe we never had a chance.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#a-yuan#Ultimately...despite how hard we try to reach people - sometimes it just is not possible.#Sometimes all you can do is wish that things could have been different. You pen a note with all the things you want to say -#and then you let it go. The words stay unsent and unspoken. You just watch the rift between you grow until you're too far away to try again#It is a sad end! It is two people who want to be closer but do not have the right capacity to do anything but shut doors.#Worse yet; it's two people who feel it is not their place to try and impose anything more.#It takes so long to heal from endings like that. You never get enough closure when there is still a faint hope of 'another day'.#It's a false amicability. It's closing a door and telling yourself that at least the windows are unlocked.#WWX will keep up his friendliness as a way to hold LWJ at a distance. LWJ can only try to help so many times.#Speaking of tragedies of trying to help; Let's talk about the addiction metaphors in this episode.#WWX tells LWJ in fairly straightforward terms that he does not *want* do be doing ghost cultivation.#What he wants is to protect people - by any means necessary. If he had another option he would take it.#The path WWX 'chose' is one that is deeply mired in external shame and taboo. He jokes about it but it clearly doesn't feel great.#And I put 'chose' in quotes because just like many who find them selves in bad situations - the choice is an illusion.#He's adamant that this is 'his' choice. That he is in control.#Better to be villainized that endure the terrifying reality that you lack any ability to have choice anymore.#If he had the choice - truly had the choice - he would not be doing this.#You can't help those who don't want to be helped. So of course all LWJ can do is watch from the side. Offer a hand when he can.#This life was a tragedy and the countdown to it all blowing up started a long time ago...
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