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This came into my head and I had no choice but to make it real
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Yesterday night, I asked my parents to remind me to return The Terror (2018) to the video rental store. This morning I woke up to two — momentarily confusing and concerning — text notifications:

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you guys remember comics? that shit was good or bad, depending 💯
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looking at your bank account is so scary...like when I spend money it goes away
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a lot of stories treat romance like it makes the relationship between two characters self explanatory and to be honest it doesn’t
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Was Aaron's dad's name Mackenzie?
Yep! He's Mackenzie Merrick, but his friends call him Mack.
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me when someone complains about something that's been genuinely bothering me too but i just brushed it off because i was worried that i was just bitchy/callous/sensitive but now I feel Vindicated
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Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912
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Get DRINKED (don't tell the Philadelphians)
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Nerine: No, I don't have a favourite sibling. I don't- It's Cain (why) I don't have a favourite sibling, what are you talking about?
WASDFGH
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going up to a character i enjoy and being like "i'd like to award you the highest honour i can bestow" and the honours in question are like. bad at sex. undiagnosable mental anguish. loser's temperament. actual body horror shit. nicotine addiction.
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