#that was funny

[aelia-posts]

I keep forgetting that me and @garden-of-runar carried out a murder investigation

[countingstars-17]

carlos: "lando just did the snake under there yep...a worm " + lando climbing back to the sofa him and charles laughing 😭

[miojiinho]

my design for twig!! I love her very much

[easytask0]

i saw someone deny that oscar was broader than lando… i think oscar himself would argue about this, i remember him joking about lando's height in that mclaren video even though the height difference between them isn't even that big

[tokay-blog]

Holiday Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 <-

[oifaaa]

Do you think Jason should get along with the batfamily?

God no there's a reason I prefer straight up villain jason to what we have right now when Jason gets along with the bats it's always to his own detriment on top of that I just think Jason works better as a bat antagonist it gives him something fun to do

[faeriefully]

really big “literally nothing is as intense as it is in your head” energy these past two days

[just-call-me-moran]

I am so normal about these two men. Like completely normal.

[floofeeeeee]

Have I ever told you guys how much I HATE Mr Forkle :3?

[returntodreamland]

Day of Judgement: MAGOLOR VS MORPHO KNIGHT

this took so long but im really proud of it!!!

alts under here:

[eirianerisdar]

Everyone waving at Kmag as they pass him like "Don't mind if I do-" "Don't mind if I do-" "Dont' mind if I do-"

[witless-winion1]

Part 2 of Val’s Day Treats series- Hammocks

Elpenor was exhausted. 

He stared at the ceiling with dead eyes, listening to the snores of dozens of men around him, desperate to join them, and yet his mind simply wouldn’t shut up. Perhaps he could go steal a drink from the kitchen…but if Captain caught him doing that again, he might just scold him and put him on night duty. 

Actually, that wouldn’t be so terrible. Perimedes was on night duty this week, right? 

When did that end again?

Elpenor rolled over and stared to his left, where he could see Perimedes’ empty hammock swinging between Polites and Yianni. 

…fuck it. 

He slowly got up, careful not to disturb anyone else, and wandered over to his friend’s hammock, climbing in. It was bigger than him, since Perimedes was too. 

And it smelled like him. All of the men on the boat usually smelled like salt and sweat, but Perimedes somehow always seemed to have this subtle note of cardamom. Elpenor buried his head into his friend’s blanket and inhaled deeply. Oh, gods…

How does he smell so good..? Elpenor wondered, relaxing as he curled Perimedes’ blanket around himself, his eyes fluttering closed. Is he stealing the captain’s perfumes or something? Does the captain wear perfumes? He probably would for Peneeloopeeeee, but…or maybe he made a deal with Aphrodite…yeah…or if there’s a god of good smells…who would that be…

Something large and warm squeezed his shoulder, a deep, tired voice rousing him from his doze. “Hey. Elpenor.” 

Elpenor hummed groggily, head shifting as he hugged the blanket tighter. Had he fallen asleep..?

“Elle.” There was a bit of amusement in his friend’s familiar tone now. “What are you doing in my hammock?” 

Elpenor forced his eyes open, and he shifted a little to see a large, imposing shadow looming over him. But he could tell, even in the darkness, there was a smile on his face. “…hey, Peri…” he yawned sleepily. 

“Hello. Are you going to get out of my hammock so I can sleep?” Callused fingers met his hair, brushing at his curls. 

“..n..noo.”

“No?”

“No.” 

There was a pause, then he heard a small huff of laughter. “Okay, scoot over, then.” 

Elpenor did his best, feeling his larger friend climb in beside him, his wide chest pressed against Elpenor’s back, closely squished together in the hammock that was built for one. 

Strong arms wrapped around his waist, and Perimedes’ stubbly chin rested on top of his head with a deep sigh. Elpenor basked in the warm feeling of his friend cuddling closer and relaxing, squirming to roll over and tuck his head into the crook of Perimedes’ neck. 

Creeaaaakkk

Elpenor made a quiet noise in the back of his throat, while Perimedes lifted his head to glance at the source of the sound, the woven strings that connected the hammock to the ceiling. 

twing

twing

twing 

…

Wait-

Elpenor made a muffled yelp as Perimedes’ arms tightened around his middle, a snap of the final string breaking, and the fabric gave way beneath them. Elpenor gasped, grabbing Perimedes’s blanket and shoulder and burrowing deeper into both of them before they hit the floor with a loud thump on the wooden planks. Perimedes groaned, his shoulder and back taking most of the contact, cushioning Elpenor. 

…right. That had only been built to hold the weight of one man. 

They lay there, frozen, both recovering from the mild shock and holding their breath to see if any of the men would stir. 

Thank Hypnos, they didn’t. 

Perimedes’ arms loosened around him, and Elpenor reluctantly did the same, sliding off his chest onto the floor with a pout. 

Perimedes sat up slowly, the collapsed hammock falling off of him as he took in the damage. Elpenor stared up at him silently, feeling a tiny bit guilty for being the cause of the hammock’s breaking, but he’d been so cozy… 

“…whatever. I’ll just get a new one from storage in the morning,” Perimedes huffed, laying back down on the floor. He reached out and pulled Elpenor closer again, his face dipping once more to bury in Elpenor’s messy curls. Elpenor just leaned back into his friend’s chest with a sigh of relief. 

“We just gonna…stay like this tonight?”

“Yeah. An’ if the captain asks, you’re explaining. Since this was your fault, you bastard.”

“Hmph.”

[antvnger]

Annnnnnnd a sneaky boop for you~

*laughs* You got me! That was funny!

[lover-of-mine]

Thinking about how this time last year I was sick as fuck and I kept having to say I was 100% definitely not pregnant, mostly because I haven't gotten laid in a really long time but also because I had gotten 3 ultrasounds of my uterus after the last time I had sex and definitely no baby there and I was also actively on my period, but it was Easter weekend so I made a joke about it since Jesus comes back on the sunday and an anon started to fight me over the catholicism history and why my joke was wrong because I didn't use the correct date for the immaculate conception.

[airinyourtires]

Unless☝️you eat a lemon