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“Girls and the gays” is so interesting because even though both parts of that statement describe lesbians, I always get the feeling that the people who say it are not thinking about lesbians at all
#idk what it is#but it’s almost always coming from people who clearly think girl=straight woman and gay=homosexual male#and it’s hyper femininity shit that most lesbians tend to just not relate to because of how tied into male attraction it can be#every time I hear ‘girls and gays uwu’ I’m like ‘so not me then lol’ even though that is literally me#because lesbians are in fact girls who are gay#my ramblings
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"i was born in the wrong generation" I wasn't. i love existing at the same time as fan culture. i love knowing I can make a post saying "character a wears big ass pants and is obsessed with character b's thighs" and fifty percent of people are gonna agree with me while the other half call me a dumb bitch because of it. it's great.
#no one will ever make me hate the generation I was born in#i get to wear big pants and kiss girls and read gay books and watch shit tv and vote and everything#it's amazing#bai shit talks#fandom things#fan culture#fandom#traction tags:#aka bai tags only the fandoms she is in#merthur#destiel#andreil#buddie#snowbaz#911 abc#carry on#supernatural#aftg#all for the game#books#tv#merlin#the maze runner#tmr#newtmas#merlin bbc#spn#fandom shit#the internet#i just love being here
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Jeff Satur | The Paradise of Thorns (วิมานหนาม)
#okay!!!!!! let's go girls#jeff satur#the paradise of thorns#thai drama#userdramas#tuserashinlae#uservik#lextag#tusermona#thaidramas#userpharawee#uservid#rinblr#asiandramasource#lgbtedit#darcey.gif#darcey.txt#darcey.main#i was avoiding this cause i thought jeff and engfa’s characters were gonna get together#and i am profoundly uninterested in straight shit or M/F#but it looks like the gays won on this day fjsjsjs 💪#love wins!!#well. love also loses by the looks of things lmao
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Enjoy my collection of wizard memes, I’m always feeling like a whimsical old man just trudging along through life
#girlblogging#just girly things#girlblogger#girlblog#im just a girl#whimsigoth#whimsicore#dead gay wizards#wizardposting#wizard shit#im going insane#i love the internet
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The road to goth is paved with gay intentions.
#trans girl#transfem#shit post#lesbian#shitpost#trans lesbian#queer#sapphic#trans#alt girl#nerd girl#gay girl#hehehe#sapphic joke#transitioning#change in aesthetic
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Emo Love <3










#emo#2000s emo#emo blog#emo 2000s#emo aesthetic#emo fashion#emo kid#emo style#emo hair#emo girl#emo boys#emo boy#scene hair#scene queen#scene#emo scene#2000s scemo#emo love#love#gay#transgender#2000s scene#scemo#emo art#emo bands#emo music#emo stuff#emo shit#2000s nostalgia#2000s
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MY FIRST YOUTUBEPOOP IS COMPLETE LMAO 17 MINUTES OF NONSENSE
#my god#this was epic#so much work#and yet it was a delight to have finished <3#video#animation#youtube stuff#youtubepoop#ytp#my little pony#friendship is magic#equestria girls#mane 6#mane 7#mlp fim#mlp#rollercoaster of friendship#rarijack#rarity#applejack#sunset shimmer#twilight sparkle#sciset#twiset#flutterdash#rainbow dash#fluttershy#pinkie pie#pony posting#i fit so much gay shit on this
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(after the severus & lily friendship breakup)
marlene: fuck him you deserve better anyways!
mary: he was such a dick to you!
pandora: his karmic debt will catch up to him in his next life. he will be born as a cricket for 2 weeks and then get fed to someone’s gecko.
mary:
mary: that too
#marauders as shit my friends have said#we all have that friend who just starts spouting prophecies right?#marauders#marauders era#marlene mckinnon#mary macdonald#mary mcdonald#lily evans#lily potter#anti snape#pandora#pandora lovegood#pandora rosier#pandalily#marauders girls#harry potter marauders era#the marauders#harry potter#hp marauders#valkyries#the valkyries#marauders valkyries#the marauders era#mwpp era#dead gay wizards#marauders headcanon#incorrect quote#incorrect quotes#incorrect marauders quotes#marauders incorrect quotes
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Crazy Ass Girls Gang ft. what type of yandere are they
warnings: yandere behavior - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Tiffany Valentine / clingy, obsessive, manipulative
You'd better be damn sure you want to be with Tiffany before you ever bring up dating her because there is no escape once you've embarked on the exciting journey of being her romantic partner.
But if we're being honest you never really had a choice. You think you met organically? Became close by fate? No, Tiffany saw you and wanted you and decided to have you.
It was love at first sight on her part.
You'll be friends for a few months as she weaves the inescapable web around you. Best friends, actually. You'll tell her absolutely everything about yourself. Learn everything about her in turn. It's pure bliss to have a friend like Tiffany. Supportive, charming, affectionate.
You can tell she loves you more than anything. Loves you more than anyone else has ever loved you before, and she isn't afraid to show it.
You probably already had a partner when you met Tiffany. She was heartbroken when you first told her. The heartbreak didn't last long. Why cry over spilled milk? She wants to take it slow with you anyways, make sure that this time every aspect of the life you build together will be perfect.
She's come in too heavy before. You can't rush perfection, her mother always told her. For you, the lesson is finally worth learning.
Everything can be a tool. In the right hands. And Tiffany's hands? Why, they're incredibly skilled. She uses your soon-to-be-ex as a diving board for your upcoming relationship with her. Even if you'd been perfectly content with the relationship until you met Tiffany, suddenly everything is awful.
Tiffany points out every mistreatment. Every cancelled date. Every strange tone they used when talking to you. Every shitty, unoriginal gift. Every moment they weren't enthusiastic enough about good news you had to share.
It gets to the point where you can't even look at them half the time. You'll end dates with your partner early just to go spend more time with Tiffany: "What do you think they meant when they said that, Tiff?" / "I think they forgot who they were talking to, sweetheart! They're lucky I wasn't around or I would've cut out their tongue."
Tiffany has you so wrapped around her finger she's not even the one who suggests the break up. She was still going to wait a month or two before she began to truly push.
But when you show up at her doorstep in the middle of the night, holding flowers and her favorite takeout, rambling about how you've been so blind and it's always been Her...
Well, she has to smile as she pulls you in, savoring the last first kiss your lips will ever gift another soul.
She almost forgot how good she is at getting what she wants.
Jordan Li / protective, obsessive, lucid
You're so sweet. It was the first thought Jordan remembers having about you. The beginning of the end. They haven't been able to stop thinking about you since that one fatal moment.
Jordan has plenty of other things to think about. Things that should outclass you in importance easily. Their ranking, Brink's careful mentoring, their grades. They tell themselves that it all still matters more than you but they know they're lying to themselves.
It scares them a little, how much they actually think about you. Not a minute can go by without their thoughts drifting to you.
Did you eat today? / Your next class is in ten minutes, let me walk you, I've got the time. / You were running out of your favorite perfume. Got you a new bottle. / You look upset. Did someone fucking say something to you?
They can't help the way they hover around you during every spare moment they can find.
Jordan knows your schedule by heart to maximize the amount of time you can spend together. It's a balancing act they have to play with their brain for the simplest of tasks: you can spend the rest of the day with Y/N but you have to finish grading these essays first.
They can't function properly when they go too long without you. They swing on their sparring partners too hard. Stare at the clock during lectures instead of listening. They rip textbooks and snap pens by holding them too tight.
Sometimes they have to give up and call you. If they can't go and see you for whatever reason the sound of your voice makes it better. Hearing you talk, the sound of you breathing, laughing. It helps. Calms the buzz beneath Jordan's skin. They dial your contact, glaring into space as they wait for you to pick up. As soon as you do their body relaxes.
They recognize that their behavior isn't normal. Always needing to know where you are, who you're with. Feeling sick when they don't know.
You're like a drug for Jordan. They know you're an addiction, the way you've crawled under their skin. No high on earth compares, and Jordan has fucking compared them all. They pull you into their lap, as close as they can get you and it's never enough. Nothing is ever enough.
"Please don't fucking go anywhere, yeah?" Jordan will mumble into the skin of your neck. Their grip on you is too tight, face twisted at the desperation they feel. It's not pillow talk. They're begging. Genuinely. They'd do anything to keep you this close, always.
"Of course not, Jordie." You coo back. They close their eyes and pretend the words are enough. Nothing ever is.
Nancy Downs / delusional, possessive, obsessive
As soon as Nancy wants you there's no other option for you besides her. You can either choose to go along with it or you can fight it.
Fighting against her is like fighting against the tide, though. You can tread water for awhile. Keep your head afloat, sure. But eventually you'll get tired. Nature wins. Besides, fighting against Nancy becomes unpleasant fast. Being hers is so much nicer. She's gentler that way, kinder.
You're allowed to have friends, she doesn't isolate you completely.
It's just your old friends sucked. They didn't appreciate you. Didn't look out for you. Selfish users just like everyone else. Moths are always drawn to the light, and she'll kill every moth that strays a little too close to you, before it ever gets a chance to singe itself on your warmth. It's a mercy, really. Living a life in the darkness and having one brief moment in the sun is miserable. Nancy should know. It almost drives her crazy when you're not around. If you ever left she'd want to be put out of her misery too.
Her coven, though? They're perfect. Her coven is a family. And you were the last missing piece of it.
Anything about your old life, the life before her, can be viewed as a threat at a moment's notice. Family. Friends. Memories you speak of a little too fondly. Even a hobby could do it. She wants your focus to be her. It's only fair, her only focus is you.
Even when she's not around. Even when you're completely alone you swear you can feel her eyes on you. Her magic drifting against your skin as if she was sitting right beside you.
Nancy's intensity can be scary but she makes anyone else's love seem dull in comparison.
Who else could love you like she does? Who else would die for you? Nancy wouldn't even have to think about it first. All she asks in return is for you to do the same. Live for her. Dedicate every breathe in your lungs to her.
It's not so hard, she'll lead by example.
Jennifer Check / manipulative, possessive, clingy
She couldn't give a shit about anyone else but you. Somehow you managed to sneak your way into her heart and she can't let go of you. Won't let go of you. You're the only thing that's keeping that small, soft, human part of her alive. You dragged that bit of her back from the grave she put it in, actually. So it wouldn't be fair for you to try and leave, after you made her weak again. Human again.
Her world revolves around you. Her priorities are her next meal and you. Of course she gets pissed off if you don't reciprocate her energy. Look at her, how could you ever put anything above her?
Jennifer wants you to be everything to each other, though she won't say it out loud. It shows in her actions.
You belong to her. Every version of yourself that exists in the world should belong to her. The version of you that you are when you're someone's best friend. When you're someone's partner. It's all hers. She won't let anyone else take root in your life in a role that she can fill. She'll do a better job anyways.
The enormity of her ego and the way she clings might seem at odds. She thinks she's a God walking amongst fucking cattle. But she sticks to you like a second skin. A hand always at your waist. Her lips always chasing yours, whining when you don't give in fast enough, when you don't melt like she does. Her grip iron clad when you hold hands. If you pull away too soon from a hug, from a kiss, she bites, she holds on with claws.
She coos at the marks she leaves on your skin and kisses all the scratches and bruises she leaves better. / "I'm sorry baby, you know I hate letting you go."
Carrie White / idolizer, protective, selfless
Not in her wildest dreams did Carrie think anyone could be as kind as you. People are cruel. Their first instinct is to cause hurt before they'll ever reach out a hand to help, to shield, to love.
But you're not like that at all. You're something ripped straight from a fairy-tale. The rare ones that her Mother let her read, that weren't hiding devil worship between their poetic words.
You're so patient with her. So gentle. You treat her like glass. You hold her close, and kiss her soft, and cup her face in your hands that are always so warm.
You say you love her in a breathless way, every time. Like even expressing how much you care makes you dizzy. As if she overwhelms you. She feels dizzy herself as she hangs on your every honeyed word. Clings to you every time you reach out your hands to hold her.
Carrie doesn't know if she believes in God nowadays, but if she did you'd be an angel sent straight from heaven. A gift, maybe, to make up for all the years of torment she endured from everyone she'd ever known.
She'd think you were some kind of God yourself, if you had any sort of abilities like her. But you don't. You walk around doing what's right, being good down to the marrow of your very bones just because it's who you are. You greet the world with your fists raised and you're only human, and it scares Carrie so much.
You're the last decent person alive and you'll throw yourself onto any pyre you see if it means doing what's right. Carrie loves that about you. It terrifies her.
So Carrie throws herself into the ring with you. Your sweet, gentle Carrie who you're always trying to protect. But Carrie doesn't need your protection. She's not the helpless little girl she used to be. She won't let anything hurt either of you, from now on. For the rest of your lives you'll be safe, happy. Together. Carrie would burn the world to ash if it meant not a scratch would befall you.
"You're an angel, Y/N. The most wonderful angel God ever made."
Ginger Fitzgerald / possessive, impulsive, protective,
Sometimes Ginger wishes everyone else in the world would disappear, besides the two of you. They're a hindrance.
She feels insane when she watches you. She feels her claws come out and makes herself bleed as she fights against the instinct to rip out every tongue that speaks to you, and every pair of eyes that's ever looked into yours.
She shivers when you claim her. The only time she enjoys being around other people now is when you're introducing her: "This is Ginger, my girlfriend." "This is Ginger, my partner." "This is Ginger, my best friend." "This is Ginger, my everything."
She loves being yours. Relishes in the way you say the word mine. She wants to lick the words from your mouth, the weight of your total ownership over her sweet and poisonous.
She wonders if you get the same pleasure from belonging to her. She wants you to. She wants to carve her name into your skin with her claws and have you moan at the first sharp sting of the letter G.
It's primal, the way she wants you. Beyond anything humans have words for. She leaves her scent on your skin and wants to growl when you wash it away with artificial soaps and perfumes. She sucks bruises into every inch of you that anyone else could see.
She wants you to do the same. Wants to roll onto her back and expose her neck, and have you bite so hard you draw blood.
Ginger's wanting comes with teeth. What she is demands she sinks her teeth into things, that she draws blood. Even when she loves you. Because she loves you, maybe. She needs to leave a mark on you. She needs to always be there. She needs the same from you.
Needs you to leave scars on her that she can touch when you're not around. Proof that you were there. Proof that you're coming back. You don't carve your name into things and then abandon them. When you own things you keep them.
When you're gone the world goes dim and cold. She couldn't survive in a world without you. She wouldn't even attempt it. What would be the fucking point?
"We're a pair. We belong to each other. Always, yeah?"
#crazy ass girls gang#tiffany valentine x reader#jordan li x reader#jordan li imagine#tiffany valentine imagine#jennifer check x reader#jennifer check imagine#ginger fitzgerald x reader#carrie white x reader#nancy downs x reader#thank you ty and oak for helping me place these guys i was in the trenches#im still in the trenches right now because im down BAD i want them all in a way that#MUST be studied by scientists this shit ain't normal#sorry if this makes me look gay it's because i am#got a little lost in the sauce with ginger HELLO???
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The gossiperssss
#they're gossip buddies. to me#they talk shit . tO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE#rouge hits sonic up like 'GIRL you will not believe this' and sonic sends her 10 eyes emojis#sketches#rouge the bat#sonic the hedgehog#sth#sonic fanart#they evoke the vibe of messy mean gays
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all i got from this is that kaito's pick-up lines would totally work on shinichi lmaoooo
#LOOK AT HIM ALL BLUSHY AND SCANDALIZED#lmfaoooo#he got rizzed up by kaito and he didnt even realize 😭😭😭😭😭#OKAY BUT SHINICHI AND KAITO IN ONE MANGA PANEL OH MY GOOOOOF#ALSO AOKO PRETTY GIRL!!!!!!!! SHE'S SO CUTIEPIEEEEE UEEEE 🥺🥺🥺#kaito treat her better pls 😭 she deserves sm better 😭#okay so back to kaishin#LMFAO#Sorry my brain is rotten for them i fear#look gosho already got the canin pairing handled!!! whether he's handling it good or not is debatable lol but he's got that handled!!!!#we on the other hand need to speak up for gay detective and thief duo alongside the detco staf who keeps making gay merch#and op/ed scenes of them!!!!#LOL#so anyway yeah shinichi totally falls for kaito's pick-up lines lol#even more so if kaito tailor makes it for him oh he's GONE#lol#dc prattles#kaishin#rereading the tags and my GOD the misspellings are horrendous lmfaooooo#too bad i cant edit shit on mobile rip
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my haymitch super edition prediction is that theres a weird and unnecessary romantic tension between haymitch and katniss's mom
#katniss everdeen#haymitch abernathy#the hunger games#hunger games#thg#sorry i know everyone was expecting an actual haymitch drawing but this idea has been nagging at me for MOOOONTHS#bc the summary mentions him dealing with the most spoiled girl in district 12 or whatever#and i know most people assume thats maysilee but. i think it'd be soooo funny if it were katniss's mom.#especially bc they did know each other to some extent back in the day. theyre around the same age. she was maysilee's friend. etc etc.#YES i think haymitch is gay btw that hasnt changed hashtag gaymitch forever#but i think him and katniss's mom is just so funny to me. sorry. its just so funny.#like if katniss's mom didnt ditch district 12 . her getting remarried to haymitch? funniest shit ever
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Jennifer Paris: Is a Transgender Goddess!
BOOM! You can't handle a trans this HOT you bitches!
Justdavina say's... I would just do anything she told me to do..
#trans#queer#trans community#gays#gay#gay as fuck#gay girls#gay yearning#im gay#i am so gay#so gay#im so gay#gay men#men loving men#gay sexy#gay selfie#gay shit#gayhot#gayboy#gay love#t4t yearning#t4t lesbian#t4t#t4t ns/fw#mtf t4t#nsft t4t
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#sadgirl#quotes#alternative#mental illness#mental health#words#aesthetic#grunge#fiona apple#sad gay shit#girly thoughts#loser girl#im going insane#im just a girl#dreamy aesthetic#depressing shit#feminine rage#this is a girlblog#quoteoftheday#spilled ink#pen and ink#vent post#vent#vent blog#emo#alt#alt aesthetic#art#journal#journaling
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The juxtaposition of Louis’ monologues on Claudia and the actual scenes with Claudia are so funny to me.
Louis: she was an obsessive whirlwind
Claudia: let’s spend more than .05% of our immortal lives looking for and researching our own kind.
Louis: there was nothing in her but feverish fixation
Claudia: omfg Louis uncurl from your ball of depression we have shit to do.
Louis: she was a perfect killer, forever teetering on the edge of madness
Claudia: *possesses the ability to eat people without writing tearful poetry about it*
Louis: she was mercurial- always abandoning me to chase her desires :(
Claudia: I hate your boyfriends
Louis: she was never satisfied, and rebelled and suspected Armand and the coven
Claudia: I HATE YOUR BOYFRIENDS
Louis: god I feel so responsible for her- even for the bad stuff that happens her- it’s such a burden
Claudia: you told your boyfriend we did WHAT on your second date???
#Louis is what happens if you make miette a messy gay vampire#claudia deserved better#rip my girl#being the adult daughter of black creole bella swan#truly the hardest battle known to man#IMAGINE hearing you don’t know him like I do 🥺 about the guy who eventually directs your execution via live theater#I also would’ve done my best to haunt the shit out of everyone there#iwtv#iwtv spoilers#iwtv season 2#claudia de pointe du lac#louis de pointe du lac#armand#lestat de lioncourt
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marauders as shit my friends have said
lily: what the hell are you going to do with a vintage tibetian ceremonial bell?
pandora (mysteriously): oh you know.
#pandora lovegood#pandalily#lily evans#marauders#marauders era#lily potter#pandora rosier#the marauders#the marauders era#marauders girls#marauders era girls#mwpp era#marauders headcanon#marauders incorrect quotes#young marauders#marauders as shit my friends have said#dead gay wizards#dead gay wizards from the 70s#pandora and lily#pandora rosier and lily evans#pandora lestrange#hp marauders#atyd#mwpp#incorrect marauders quotes
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