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I beg thee for

✨Liujiuplane✨

I offer my hand in marriage

We shall have a lovely wedding!

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There you are!

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Me looking for yandere content the moment I step foot in any new fandom

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knowing about how fucked up and evil it is that ppl keep breeding scottish fold cats is a curse because like I want to tell people to make sure they know how messed up it is but also like itd be weird to go onto any post with a scottish fold and be like “btw this cat probably lives in perpetual agony” idk

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speaking of how to train your dragon and creature design, the shift from the really naturalistic art direction and character animation for the first movie's toothless- the face getting flatter, the eyes bigger and closer together, getting rid of the little realistic details like the dust collecting between the scales, the pink splotching where the scales end at the nostrils, the muted markings, the animation making a shift from largely realistic animal behavior to much more anthropomorphic- is such a huge downgrade to me, made worse because it's subtle in such a way that you will sound insane if you mention it

(huge L for the "the audience's capacity to find a creature cute and empathetic and expressive is directly proportional to how much it looks like a human baby" principle of character design because the first one is so so much cuter)

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oh im sure

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Role reversal au but shen Yuan gets temporarily de-aged into a 5 year old.. at first binghe is having the time of his life. His a-yuan got even cuter!! Everytime shen yuan grabs binghes robe and looks up at him with those big eyes and says "bing-gege?" Binghe wants to scream and cry and roll around on the floor from how CUTE it is

Them at qian Cao listening to the peak lord explain what curse shen yuan must have been hit with but neither of them can focus because shen yuan keeps trying to escape binghes hold and touch the medicine bottles

Unlike his adult disciple, baby shen yuan smiles wide without hiding behind a fan, tells binghe what he wants to eat instead of saying he's fine with anything, holds out his arms for hugs and cuddles 24/7... its heaven until shen yuan asks where his family is

Binghe: you... never mentioned your family

Shen yuan: oh I have a mom and a dad and da-ge and er-ge and meimei !! Meimei is only one year old and she just learned how to call me ge :D

Binghe: aww :) okay, your friend Shang qinghua is from your hometown I'll ask him where your family is :)

Shang qinghua: Okay so the thing is........... um.....

Shen Yuan sobbing uncontrollably all night because his family isn't "in this world." No amount of hugs or snacks will make him calm down. Binghe wondering how he didn't know something like that about his favourite disciple.

When shen yuan turns back to his normal adult body, binghe tentatively brings the topic up. Shen yuan opens his fan and casually says "shizun need not worry, this disciple is no longer a child." Binghe doesn't push but he does stay awake at night wondering how much pain shen yuan doesn't share with anyone else

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we did it tumblr

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so he was eating a stawberry jam and got a little dirty

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tma season 4 ending spoilers

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this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

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Man can't even get a good night's sleep

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Actually one more thing: shizun binghe accidentally getting hit with a love potion. Shen Yuan tries to save him but he's not fast enough so all that happens is that binghe gets hit AND shen yuan is the first person he sees, meaning the potion activates feelings for shen yuan

Binghe: I don't feel any different... I want to touch and hug and cuddle a-yuan but that's normal....

Shen Yuan: don't let the potion trick you shizun.. it will make your mind into think these feelings are really yours

Binghe: oh of course... it's the love potion making me think I've always loved a-yuan... well if I'm going to be in love, I might as well get to tease him!

A whole week of binghe making kissy faces at shen yuan, calling himself shen yuans wife after he makes dinner, etc etc.. shen yuan pushing binghe out of the bamboo house and telling him to follow up with the qian cao peak lord about the cure

Binghe: so have you found a cure? My disciple is very distressed about my love for him.. it's very cute

Qian Cao peak lord: I analyzed the bottle you gave me... it did not contain traces of a love potion. It was fruit flavoured water.

Binghe: ah. Hahaha. Hmm. This stays between us.

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The Mandela Effect makes me so angry because it's so stupid but it also reflects the way some people in the first world see the rest of the world. Nelson Mandela was not like, some actor, he was one of the greatest political leaders of the 20th century, the father of the modern nation of South Africa, a key if not the key person to bring down apartheid which was one of the greatest crimes against humanity of the century. A South Africa and indeed a world without Nelson Mandela would be very different, we're talking about 58 million people who would still live under an oppressive racist regime or a devastating civil war; this was all avoided thanks to the tireless effort of Mandela and others to create modern South Africa. If you ever picked up a newspaper or watched the news or watched the 2010 World Cup, you MUST have at least heard of him.

And then some dumb pseudoscience "paranormal researcher" doesn't remember him and says that's proof of parallel dimensions and the whole internet takes it as a meme, and the other examples, together with a political leader spoken about in the same tone as Ghandi or Martin Luther King, are a children's book and Pikachu's tail. Just say you're a fucking dumbass who lives in a bubble and doesn't pay any attention to the world around you, it would be less embarrassing. Fucking hell.