opheliapurple · 11 hours ago
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I'm at work doing documents when my brain goes: reject humanity return to skinhorse needs to be on a poster and proceeds to conjure 4 images at once
1) Cubicle room full of binghorses working hard typing away at keyboard and taking calls
2) animorphs boom cover with binghorse
3) alternate au where Luo Binghe comes back from the abyss and Shizun is just a binghorse now. Not Shen Qingqiu as a skinhorse. No just a binghorse duplicate. Everyone says it's part of the grieving process
4) Liu Qingge sitting completely unnerved in a field of Binghorses.
Secret 5th) Liu Qingge watching as everyone starts turning into/putting on Binghorse outfits and insisting he join them and turning over and screaming at Skinzun horse
I lied there's 6) smiling binghorse poster on a wall saying Reject Humanity Embrace your Binghorse just being a thing in all workplaces after the binghorse won the 2025 election
And I try very hard not lose it. Honestly I'd kill for skinzun and such motivational posters. Someone get on that
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opheliapurple · 16 hours ago
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opheliapurple · 16 hours ago
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Obligatory
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opheliapurple · 2 days ago
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while i slouched, nearly stooping, suddenly there came a booping, as of someone gently booping, booping at my chamber door. tis some mutual, i said, booping at my chamber door. only this and nothing more.
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opheliapurple · 2 days ago
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31.10.24 | 天官赐福 TGCF Donghua 4th Anniversary Special PV!
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opheliapurple · 2 days ago
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i love how when it comes to fanfic for jon, it’s nine times out of ten going to be one of those two options.
option one: finally gives jon a break and some of the rest that he deserves
or
option two: the author decides to put jonah magnus to shame and show him what it really means to traumatize and manipulate an archive
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opheliapurple · 2 days ago
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she jack on my lantern till i o
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opheliapurple · 2 days ago
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Jon: *is talking to Georgie and Melanie, who can’t be seen by the eye*
Ceaseless Watcher: oh he’s really lost the plot now
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opheliapurple · 2 days ago
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opheliapurple · 2 days ago
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“End recording”
“Supplemental, I took an Am I Gay Test out of spite and scored 97%? Help?”
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opheliapurple · 2 days ago
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things jon missed while stalking his colleagues:
the fact that sasha had been half lined up for gertrude's job and how that would be a pretty good murder motive
the discrepancy between elias's hiring in 1991 and how he said he was working as a filing clerk in 1972
tim's brother's mysterious disappearance/death directly preceding his change in careers
martin's real age and literally any of his academic or employment history
conclusion: he's bad at this <3
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opheliapurple · 2 days ago
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weirdgirl robin my beloved
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opheliapurple · 2 days ago
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sorry that i ended two consecutive messages with "lmao." i don't know why i did that. it looks really dumb doesn't it. i'll edit one to get rid of it. you can end my stupid pathetic life if you want
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opheliapurple · 2 days ago
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“Ides” of April
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opheliapurple · 2 days ago
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Got to see Hadestown for the first time ever today (and it was amazing oh my god I had no idea what I was missing) and I'd just like to give a shout out to the poor soul in the audience who had clearly never heard the myth of Orpheus before, because when Orpheus turned around at the end the audience was dead silent except for this one very audible gasp of "no!" from somewhere in the crowd. And after Euridyce was gone and Orpheus dropped to his knees in grief, all anybody --cast, audience, the uncaring gods, etc -- could hear was muffled weeping from the same person
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