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there's something so funny to me about any shen twins au with qijiu and bingqiu as the ships bc man,,,, the shen bros have a type and it's utterly pathetic men huh

like imagine making fun of your brother for having a bf that bends over backwards for him and genuinely smiles anytime he gets insulted and then looking at your own bf who bursts into tears when you say you don't wanna do missionary and whines like a dog who has never known love

idk blah blah nuance BUT IT'S FUNNY TO ME i should write about this

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"Stay away from the banshee, she'll control you" is anti yuri propaganda. What if I want to be her fucked up puppet huh.

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Dislocated shoulder, trapped in an evil rich man's secret cave under his estate, surrounded by eldritch sentient forest, Been there done that bro throw on your sunglasses and suave your way out again like a big boy the grind never stops

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every ship with arthur that doesn’t include john automatically puts john in the non-corporeal cuck chair

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Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

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ok, because i just saw a terrible take, i feel compelled to say that there is no "fic market" to "oversaturate" in fandom. good gravy.

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when they put babies in little sleeping bags... petition to make the entire world colder... we need to stop global warming

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i have to defend fictional women who aren't good people because if i don't who else will

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More shen bros please, they warm my heart and make me giggle 🤭

Goodnight I like to think shen yuan would be a source of comfort for shen jiu like women are, and they'd be very physically affectionate. His big brother always let jiu-di sleep in his bed when sj was a kid and had nightmares, and Shen Jiu never really grew out of it. All is well until yuan ge leaves their family home to move in with The Beast.

Unlucky for Binghe though, Shen Yuan says Shen Jiu is welcome to sleep in the guest bedroom whenever he wants! And if he wants to crawl into their bed, awww, how can he turn down his usually scowling and cranky little didi when he's being so cute??

Binghe: Me. My husband. And his asshole brother who's staying the night AGAIN.

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I think SVSSS would be so much funnier if Shen Yuan can hear soundtracks. just.

He walks in a room and hear the ambient music suddenly turning ominous, immediately grabs Liu Qingge and turns around while thinking "Nope, nu-uh, not this way! Go back that way— WHERE DID THE DOOR GO?"

Just talking with Luo Binghe and maybe looking at him a little to long when he suddenly hears romantic music and being so confused because where even is Luo Binghe's future wive(s)? Why is there romantic music??

In a mystery mission and trying to find out who the suspect of [x] crime is only to hear subtle liet motifs pertaining to one character throughout the day so he only needs to bullshit evidence, but then he overthinks it and go "wait, if I were in a movie this obvious use of telling lief motif could just be a red herring and they might not be the perpetrator..."

Shen Yuan having a quick reaction time only because he can hear battle music or strange sudden tense silences even before something happens because obviously that means a jumpscare is coming

Talking to Yue Qingyuan and having those sad nostalgic dead wife music suddenly playing LMFAOOO

Grieving music after he pushed down Luo Binghe into the abyss and he's still in denial about being sad because of course he is

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SYMPHONYYYYYY 🐬🌈✨💖

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My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

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