#that said: KNOCK IT OFF.
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*covered in blood after i have clearly just violently killed someone* okay im going to bed i was up very early i had a busy day i am very tired for the love of FUCK just BEHAVE just be nice to each other especially about something as stupid as a sexyman poll
and also please remember that every url is like, a real person youre talking to. if you wouldnt have the guts to say it face to face, you shouldnt say it online.
#i am genuinely and i know it must seem like im not#but i am trying so hard to be as nice as i can be about this#because honestly i am actually a bit fucking furious.#but! but.#i understand that the anonymity of the internet makes people have a lot more audacity than they normally would.#i want you guys to try and unlearn that. and be nice. or god at least civil.#and please also remember everything is in my activity i have to read all of your stupid words whether i choose to respond or not.#and most of today i have chosen not to respond bc this has gotta be like just 5 people with the fattest crushes on me#but (4) i dont want to give that kind of thing a lot of attention.#that said: KNOCK IT OFF.
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work all night on a drink of rum
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stack banana til the morning come
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#someone suggested i turn off reblogs. to that i say. i’m not a fucking quitter#esp when i get to see my husband dancing in my notifs every time this gets a note#since this reached 30k notes i wanted to say that people in the notes saying you shouldn’t feel safe around horses are right#story time :) when i was very little i got kicked in the face by a horse.#obviously this is very dangerous and i could have been concussed but there was no bleeding or bruising or no teeth knocked out#so my family didn’t believe me and even tried to convince me that it never happened at all. accused me of lying about it#it was specifically my grandma (who i realized much later in life was extremely emotionally abusive) who insisted i was lying.#but i remember it clearly. i know that it happened. i know that it struck my front teeth and knocked me to the ground#and i have never felt safe around horses since <3 or my family actually#ahem. i always felt safe around my grandparents. ‘‘not anymore’’ said knife grandma#are you still reading this?#reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram#you just lost the game#speaking of loss#|#|/#||#|_
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me Omw to annoy you about more Francesca content 😼😼
you and my entire inbox my friend strap in everyone this is gonna be The Francesca Mega Collection. part one The Bed Collection ft You HAVE To Click/Tap To Read Anything ESPECIALLY The Asks
thank you for joining me for the Francesca Bed Collection im going to pass out
#xmen#xmen comics#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#professor x#magneto#francesca the cat#snap sketches#OK HI HERE been tryin to posts this for ten asks now cause i severely underestimate the speed of my inbox once it picks up#ironically my sis dropped her cat off for the weekend so. i have much fran inspo LMAO she loves doing the bed thing i confess..#i will be candid and say right now that like. two(? maybe just one) of the asks in this post arent fran related#theyve been sitting in my inbox for weeks but they were used for inspo in this post SO IT COUNTS IM POSTING IT TO FEEL LESS GUILTY OK !!!!!#these arent meant to be a cohesive story or w/e but i mean if you try it can prob be. at least the last two#i was gonna try to knock out all my fran asks today actually but 1.) i underestimated how slow i draw#2.) i got to the thirdv (i made it first in this list but i mean he cutie in the third too..) comic and my brain decided i drew erik too ho#and ive decided to dedicate the rest of my night praying for forgiveness for my lascivious thinkings <- they will continue#but yeah like i said i have all the comics and the sort sketched out buuut i might redo one of them#its kinda nsft flavored (but still cute + sfw) and thats not usually a prob but the asks themselves are wholesome i felt awkward jerLJLK#maybe ill repurpose the beginning panels ... or hell maybe ill just finish them and post them as is#spoilers its more Superhero Roeplay bullshit so it can def be posted on its own without fran.. idk ...#we know how my brain goes Thats Why We're In This Sitch once im given an inch i run a marathon and i dont stop#i be having such intense visions im gonna throw up. anyway wtf was i saying i forget. oh well thaat means EnjoYWAIT I REMEMBER#im tempted to close my inbox for a bit just until i clear out all the asks i wanna draw and ik i dont HAVE to draw them#but as ive said i get visions so easily ...... and i must see them realized ... but then id miss talking to everyone :(#so we ball is simply the answer. ok fr enjoy now LMAO BYYYYEE im gonna go redraw some old stuff i think to wind down#maybe ill touch one more asks cause . cause like Many Of Them its got stuff ive been wantin to draw all week ... heh ...#ok bye we'll see what happens im not checking over these if theres a mistake then by god theres a mistake BYE
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guy notorious for violently removing people from his personal space and who blew sir pentious halfway across the city for tearing a tiny scrap from his already tattered coat lets rosie sweep him off his feet and spin him around like a doll. i'm so in love with their dynamic
#i know people have already said basically this but i'm just obsessed with these frames in particular. the way he's balancing on his heels#bc she's knocking him off his feet but also propping him up‚ and he's just so happy to see her#he's got this look on his face like when you see your older relatives after a while and they go through the whole ‘you've gotten so big!’#routine but you love them so you wearily bear it. that's what the third & fourth frames are communicating to me#alastor#rosie#radiorose#hazbin hotel
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part 2/6 ( yeah i bumped it up to 6 . wowie !! ) JESSICA TIME BITCH !!!!
#🎨#ocs#furry#jessica boyle#i asked my mum for names and she said juanita ... which i think could be cute !!! but i dont think it fits this one#anyways . another glamrock animatronic knock off for u godbless#the pink ring is for rosalina : )
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look all i'm saying is that if yinz are going to continue to whine and harass people for shipping aloy with male characters, you gotta reserve some of that energy for the guerrilla devs themselves when they have this art hanging in their office:
wish I didn't need to make this post and potentially invite Drama but I am sick to fucking death of my friends being harassed over this and i'm not going to stay quiet while that's happening.
also this isn't meant to be an intentional flex but devs and former devs have continually - and I mean post bs dlc - liked my aloy/nil art on social media, including the official guerrilla account liking one of my pieces of niloy art on insta, so idk what to tell you other than please just try to keep to yourselves, and if you don't like something, click away!!
#artist is snuffysbox btw didnt want to tag them in drama#seriously yinz need to chill the fuck out and realize that literally none of this affects you#it's not that big of a deal and the community managers themselves have said to knock off the shipping harassment
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Sometimes, I forget that there are people who find protagonists like Izuku, Tanjiro and Yuji "boring" because "they exhibit typical shonen protagonist traits" and one of them woukd be "They're nice, they're kind, they're all sunshine".
Which, okay, have your tastes, that's fine.
But when it comes to characters who are kind and/or nice, there's layers to them.
Just because a character is nice, doesn't mean they're kind and vice versa.
A character can be the most evil one in that story and still show kindness to some people somehow. A nice character may be the one to do immoral things, Yuji being an example.
The reasons for why a character is nice and/or kind varies, too.
Some are just genuinely born that one. Some may be selective as to who they show those sides, too, because of their own morality. Maybe, a character is being kind or nice to also manipulate others. Some characters may choose to be kind because who will, despite the cruelty of the world?
Also, I feel like, even with people outside of a fandom, they hear or seen a character being nice and kind, they just stop at that and don't think they're capable of being ruthless.
Like, Tanjiro canonically has a pure soul, but multiple times he has shown he is not only a menace in a fight, but he has shown to be one in casual situations. Sometimes, he's not even aware he is because he is so nice.
Izuku, he's a sweetheart, too. But even he will just shut off that "sunshine" to literally tear into you. He has been told in canon to hold back his emotions, the most prominent one being his anger. When he's angry, go apologize!
Yuji, look, let's be real... he is sunshine and rainbows, but that boy is probably the least sweetest one out of these three examples. Hold back? Yuji don't know what that is. No, no, he really don't. I kid you not, this kid doesn't. You can't even use the fight against Junpei as one because he punched Junpei UP into a window. Had Junpei not have that shikigami, he would have gotten major injuries.
My point is!
Just because a character is kind or nice or both, it doesn't mean...
A) it's the only trait they have.
B) they're not capable of not being kind or nice.
I think some see nice and kind and associate it with being "soft" in a derogatory manner.
Which, first off, there's nothing wrong with being soft.
I'll be honest, it will sound silly (go ahead and laugh actually, I encourage it), but if you asked put a character like one of the mentioned protagonists in front of me along with their villain and asked me "who I'm more scared of" I'm pointing at the protagonist.
Listen to me. Don't let that cuteness fool you.
With a villain, I am well aware of that villain being evil and will hurt me no matter what I do.
With someone like Yuji or Tanjiro or Izuku, they look nice, they look kind but it's like you have to be careful to not to trigger them in a way to set them off. You're caught off guard but those sweet faces and then next thing you know, BOOM! You got knocked out.
If anything, as much as people like to clown on these characters, they're only just following the footsteps of the ones before them.
Just like those legends, they started from the bottom and grew stronger over time and even with being a chill person or don't want to do evil, that doesn't exempt them from being not "a sweetheart".
I said it before, but a sunshine character to me is a character who is warm but lethal, like sunlight.
#shoot if anything i say some of these protags are a little crazier than the last ones...#like I'm sorry but they do things that I'm like 'OKAY WHAT THE FUCK?'#tanjiro out here headbutting the shit of people and taking sickles through.#THAT WAS PAINFUL TO LOOK AT#izuku could have killed katsuki in that first fight or just injured him badly#his fights... he knows to hold back because of his body AND honestly because of others#like when you think about izuku did have the capability to off someone#murder just don't be on his mind#yuji... listen he can throw cars and will do it enough said#he knocked out bullies like they were curses at like 13-14 years old and looked at the last guy with a glare so chilling...#it's like watching season 0 yugi all over#cute but then boom oh i could gravely injure you ha ha#just kiya's thoughts#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#kny#kimetsu no yaiba#demon slayer#midoriya izuku#izuku midoriya#deku#itadori yuji#yuji itadori#tanjiro kamado#kamado tanjiro
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Gabe "winning" the cotton ball challenge
#landy said how many times can i bend over this table (in defense of a complete lie i told after cheating at the cotton ball challenge)#and the answer was. a lot.#also poor mikko picking up the cotton balls off the floor while gabe continuously knocks them down again...#avs#avalanche#colorado avalanche#hockey#nhl#gifs#gif i was a cowboy
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The other boys when the babies are fussy and won't sleep: rocking, shushing, feeding, singing, etc.
David, holding a fussy Baby Bat with full seriousness: Anyone want Benadryl popsicles?
#He'd be told off and immediately be like:#“Back in my day my mom use to put me to sleep by feeding me a little bourbon on the finger and knocked me out just fine.”#Old school dad except said dad is from the early 1900s#cherry rambles#fruitbats🦇🍒#the lost boys 1987#tlb#the lost boys#tlb 1987
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Based on this absolutely galaxy-brained idea by @jell-o101 with a bonus doodle based off a comment @istadris made on the same post
#dumb doodles#listen. i think it would be really really funny if the movie starts off with him having the same level of smug; cocky; near jerk behavior#shaggy and scooby displayed in goblin king before everything goes downhill#cuz all this spooky stuff? scary movies? it's fake#everyone knows it's fake; he knows all the behind the scenes tricks to make a haunted house or scary movie scary#but uh. maybe he /shouldn't/ have mocked and made light of the giant angry floating marshmallow for the past three hours#cuz uh. there's no explaining away how mario ended up /in/ a painting and not knocked out from getting hit with said painting#super mario#king boo#luigi#mario
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[via @/livinripley on twitter]
rhea said GET HIS ASS:
#wwe#the judgment day#damian priest#finn balor#dominik mysterio#the way that finn and dom were too stunned to speak alskdghsa#the FEAR in finn’s eyes he shut his ass up so fast#my spanish is trash but he said something like ‘if it happens again i’ll knock your head off’#damian priest the man that you are#sorry for the long tags i just. this moment. y’all understand you were there!!!#lives were changed
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"Do you KNOW what everyone says about you? They say you’re some homeschooled jungle freak from Africa who's just a less hot version of ME—"
#literally though eddie didn't have to eat him up like that#they really said ''will the wise is a shitty knock-off of eddie the sorcerer'' huh#st puzzle tales
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beauty in scrums. beauty in immediately mobbing the man nearest forsy while he's down on the ice because ekky and maffhew would rather die than see anyone so much as touch forsy
ekky bearhugging noesen while maffhew helps by sticking a glove up in his face as they both push/pull him back so forsy has enough space to get up. babes thats what we call double teaming!!! special mention the ref trying to get maffhew to let go off his quarry because ekky already has a hefty hold of em but he hasn't learned the drop command yet so he's resource guarding.
honestly by the power of a ref and meier does benny also not get involved but brother he was 5 seconds away from jumping noesen. jesper is just here to oversee his feisty teammates. he's here in spirit.
the ref giving up and instead just trying to get maffhews stick out of the way as ekky calms down and let's go of his hunt
and the most beautiful part of all is bobby immediately vacating the area as his teammates muck it up because that is not in his job description!! it may be his circus and those may be his monkeys but if he looks the other way they sure as hell aren't.
new jersey devils @ florida panthers | 11.14.24
#gustav forsling#aaron ekblad#matthew tkachuk#sam bennett#jesper boqvist#sergei bobrovsky#florida panthers#2425#love language? scrums#no ill never get over ekky detaining noesen on sight and maffhew immediately jumping in#dont touch forsy!!!!! dont touch him!!!!!!#forsy there are two men who scrum in your honour like they are peacocks showing off their tail feathers#ooooo look at their fighting abilities oooooo look how they show off their colourful feathers oooo theyd be such good mates#nico trying to join in the maffhew ekky noesen mess so its 2on2 instead but ref said no and he had to pair up with jesper#personally very funny to me#also forsy knocking into maffhews arm as he tries to stand up girl i know you think youre helping but-#ekky always defaults to the bearhug yeah girl you really arent a fighter#i need to know how maffhew got his stick stuck between ekky and noesen#they would all die for forsy and i completely understand that#its preseason all over again#dont touch our girlfriend#the forsblad + maffhew is very intricate so good for them#maffhew can really “but what about me :( ←girl with fomo)” himself into everything
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fuck aemond for killing rhaenys but i also want to fuck aemond for incapacitating aegon 🙏🏼
#aemond targaryen#hotd#hotd thoughts#hotd season 2#aegon ii targaryen#house of the dragon#prince aemond#aemond one eye#hotd aemond#greens#blacks#bro really said bullying knock it off
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sorry again for no art lately i havent even opened my laptop in like 3 days now lol. Anyway heres some sketches from the past ?? Week?? 2 weeks??
its all carpenter (plus some extra in the rbs) because i have a plan for a project i swear i just need time
#thats all it ever is isnt it. i just need time#i know i said i was back on the art thing but i got pretty summarily knocked back off#ill get back to it eventually i promise im sorry i havent yet#the silt verses#sister carpenter#art#traditional art#catwip#sketches
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I've seen people say this is proof that EA is at fault for all of this nonsense surrounding Veilguard, and honestly, I'm willing to believe it is, because EA sucks ass and I hate them, and I believe BioWare can very much produce better writing when freed from corporate meddling*.
But I also don't think this should be used to protect the writing from criticism? Cuz like ... so you agree? You agree the writing was bad, in this product you sold people, for money? And you're shifting the blame onto the publisher? You agree it's bad writing that has your name on it but it's none of your faults specifically?
Even if I believe that, it's still ... You agree, right? You agree that the stuff people are saying is bad is bad? But you're saying it sucks so bad that they complain about it because it's not your fault?
Do y'all understand my dilemma here? Obviously don't harrass the writers personally or send them death threats, but that's just basic human decency to me. If you as the writer realize that something with your name on it is bad through no fault of your own, surely the solution isn't to complain that people are pointing out the bad thing you're aware of is bad? Surely you should go "Yeah that was bad. I agree with you all. I wanted to fix it but couldn't."
And you might say "well they're probably under NDAs so they can't say anything negative" but they ARE?? This right here is them implying the bad shit isn't their fault but the result of them "losing that fight" (with the execs)?
Do you get it? They agree that it's bad, but also saying it's not their fault it's bad, so stop complaining because it's very difficult for them. Broskis people paid for the game. And they are critiquing the shit you agree is bad. No need to get all wounded animal on the audience.
*Though I should note that indie devs still have a profit incentive, particularly the bigger ones, so even if we lived in a world without EA but with capitalism it's very likely BioWare itself would try to be more and more commercial with each new game, EA just sped up the process exponentially. El problema es el capitalismo etc.
#this is just kind of unprofesh to me but what do i know#also i am not defending EA here they can burn in hell#i 100% believe the HR department vibes in the game could be the fault of corporate meddling#but my question is like. what does this particular line of complaint accomplish#do you guys want to shield yourselves from criticism you already said you agree with?#you could shift the blame properly onto EA instead of asking the audience who paid money for a product with your name on it to stop#talking about it?#and i mean shift the blame in a subtle way#like when replying on knock-off twitter to a critique you 'agree with' by saying 'oh yeah i agree. wish we could've done something else'#'but it wasn't an option'#like if you can openly admit you fought against some things ... you can admit that in a way that doesn't paint you as#the victim of the audience critiques rather than EA itself#bioware critical
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