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I know damn well his robe probably smell like all type of junk foods lmao
#fanart#myart#hazbin hotel#adam hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel adam#adam#hazbin adam#first man adam#hazbin art#hazbin hotel fanart#his room is probably filled with pizza boxes#that poor robe
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the authorial intent was to get that man wifed up
#made this meme for a discord convo earlier lmao#sorry it's crispy lookin lmfao#i do love the fanon theory that lqg wears white as a testament to how talented he is though it's very fun#...the poor launderers who had to deal with lqg's robes during sqq's five year long dirt nap though...#svsss#svsss meme
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Yuuji: Bye, im going to the fire nation!
Sukuna: Not dressed like you aren't.
Proceeds to give Yuuji a boob window in his clothes
ngl anon i took this bit way too seriously n got carried away thinking abt what yuuji's fire nation alternate fit would look like ,, then after figuring it out I thought well now I /have/ to draw air as well ....
jjk atla!au with @philosophiums
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#itadori yuuji#yuuji#fanart#jjk fanart#jjk atla!au#atla!au: art#atla!au: design#lmhs#answered#anonymous#my sandbox my design i make the rules yuuji hates th air acolyte clothes. i decided bc i didnt like drawing him in them GHSDFH#its in character fr him !! he likes clothing he cn roll n brawl n thrash around in#theres too many layers n folds with those robes th poor boy is gna get tangled :(((((#hes right at home in th fire nation getup tho :D !!#still probably not *exactly* to sukuna's standards but hopefully he appreciates th deep v#its more yuuji coded i think#tho tbh ?? if u take off sukuna's..what even is that a chest piece? pauldrons?? either way if u take those off its just a low cut robe also#sukuna voice u know brat maybe we're not so different u and i#side note i 100% stand by our decision 2 make yuuji a born earthbender but *clenches fist* yuuji in red.............#i love u i miss u#tho in green he gives sakuramochi and i think thats beautiful in its own way
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A Disturbed State Of The Natural Environment, Gods-Fucking-Dammit
A Pada-Wan Story
for @lttrsfrmlnrrgby
“Obi— Commander Kenobi-“
“You can call me Obi-Wan, Cody,” the kid huffs. “Neither you nor I will suddenly combust into a ball of fire if you do.”
You don’t know that, Cody thinks, not liking how his voice sounds in his mind.
Four days since the incident - or, “The Incident,” how Boil and Waxer like to say in unison with the bucket lights under their chins -, two since the 104th of all Battalions received their signal and towed the 212th fleet to the nearest station within the Republic that would allow them to overhaul the ships’ electronics.
It has been exactly two point five hours since Wolffe stopped wheezing at Cody over comms. Nearly as much time as the kid had vanished from under Cody’s paranoid nose.
“Councilor Kenobi is safe and sound,” General Koon had assured him while Wolffe stood at perfect parade rest a step behind, shriek-laughing his armor off.
The kid sighs. “You have come here for a reason?” he asks, stubborn and prim. “Or is Wooley babysitting me not enough?” He points a thumb over his shoulder to Wooley popping up several yards away, waving.
“If you haven’t noticed Hook, Line, and Sinker also keeping an eye on you, my trepidations are justified.”
The kid rolls his eyes, gesturing to three empty looking spots in the distance. “I am well aware Master Koon is in league with you.”
Cody will not explain safety precautions again. He’s saving that for when the kid really sets out to stomp on any and all walls Cody had to hastily and thoroughly built when his General, his partner, suddenly turned into a child at the worst possible development stage for Cody’s sanity.
The kid studies him while Cody is trying to come up with a legitimate reason for looking for him. Direct admittance to personal concern would backfire on Cody in multiple, entertaining ways, and he frankly doesn’t want to deal with that. From the kid being smug that Cody cares about him very much so keeping his distance must mean something more. To accusations of not trusting Obi-Wan (which, correct, Cody doesn’t know him after all), seeing him as a kid (also true) when he’s sixteen and basically a stone’s throw away from becoming a geezer.
Sixteen. Cody shudders. He remembers very well that half year when he was that developmental age. He shudders again. Gods, the mood swings alone.
“I am reasonably paranoid about your welfare,” he says at last. Wooden which makes him cringe but he’s never lied to Obi-Wan and he’s not starting now.
The kid stares at him for a while. One corner of his mouth quirks up with a shrug and a shuttered look in his eyes Cody desperately wants to make better. “It’s different when they really are out to get you, isn’t it.” The Council had explained how precarious his older self’s safety was at the best of times. Cody had only seen the aftermath and the accompanying ranting about life choices with the occasional visibly happy understanding that Obi-Wan could, actually, grow a non-patchy beard when he’s got a few more years on him.
“May I sit with you?” Cody asks. Shoveling his own metaphorical grave is so much easier with mixed signals after all. But he misses the older Obi-Wan. It’s not fair of him but he needs this.
The expected blush blooms on freckled cheeks. “Yes, of course!” is the eager reply, followed by more blushing.
It’s endearingly cute and Cody would like to chew on his bucket now.
The kid scoots over, wide eyed and expectant.
Gingerly, Cody lowers himself, ignoring the armor digging into his ass and thighs. And lets the silence stretch.
This, really, is what he came here for. A self-indulgent little break to catch his breath. The High General of a Systems Army is compromised and that fact has to remain eyes only to an exclusive handful of people. Only the Jedi Council knows out of obvious necessity. So it’s up to Cody to keep everything else running, keeping the admiralty in the dark because even teenaged Obi-Wan had said he’s got a bad feeling if they were to tell the brass. So they haven’t.
Usually, when flimsiwork and war horrors keep stacking up and expand into an avalanche, Obi-Wan and Cody sit together in silence, sharing a precious cup of real tea, being together and lending support and strength they can’t find for themselves but can always, always find for each other.
Selfishly he wants that strength from Obi-Wan now, the warmth of his body nearby. He’s already breathing easier.
The kid is looking at him curiously, but Cody chooses not to say anything. Instead he turns forward once more, watching the busy night markets of the station and the stars behind it. After a moment the kid does the same.
Shoulders slowly relax and the silence becomes comfortable.
#obi wan kenobi#commander cody#codywan#star wars#star wars fanart#frostbitebakery art#padawan obi wan#what are you going to do when Jedi robes are too big#you go to a storage closet and cry#poor cody#ahhh it’s been so long since I promised to draw this!#de aged!obi wan
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cats: in bath robes
the nhl: well i guess we have to put provactive "lively" music over it
2024 nhl global series finland game 1 | 11.1.24 (x)
#niko mikkola#eetu luostarinen#nate schmidt#matthew tkachuk#anton lundell#gustav forsling#aaron ekblad#carter verhaeghe#sam reinhart#aleksander barkov#mackie samoskevich#florida panthers#2425#swaggy shirtless jumpscare?#sometimes i do forget he opened up the robe as he walked into the hall and i got duly reminded of it (i screamed)#the music choice...#i feel like im waiting for my coffee order in a mundane coffeeshop and notice the stairs leading down into the basement level.#the entrance is cover by a beaded curtain and im curious about the muffled music.#i pull back the beaded curtain and the muffled music is brassy. theres a stage.#and oh my god i just walked into a speakeasy racy burlesque show and the girls on stage just- oh jesus christ oh fuck oh fuck#and i skedaddle back up the stairs like hell is nipping at my heels AND I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE#does that make sense#alternatively you know that suite life on deck episode its exactly like how that cabaret episode made me feel#IM SORRY THE MUSIC CHOICE WHAT 😭😭😭😭#ENDING WITH SWAGGY IS DEVIOUS#STARTING WITH MIKKSY IS EVEN WORSE#IM JUST A POOR PATHETIC THING PLEASE DONT DO THIS TO MEEEE
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Gold shall be your death, O Celebrimbor.
#the silmarillion#silmarillion#the silm#lord of the rings#lotr#tolkien fanart#sauron#mairon#annatar#celebrimbor#silvergifting#silvergift#i gave up adding details on their clothes#fashion designer yall are stronger than any armies#PULLING AN ALL NIGHTER FOR THIS#the pose is all over the place but i put too much effort coloring this shit#SO HERE#poor tyelpe death is near him and he doesn't know#that yellow thing on annatar dress is suppose to be a coat/robe#IXJDOWJWOWJW#original work : my art
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Through the years, from popinjay to coxcomb to maccaroni to dandy to dude
#and from dude to gigolo if i have anything to say about it#baby i can the sweet mama to your sad and lonesome#this was so fun to draw my favorite hobby is historical fashion#are they accurate? not answering that. i refuse to draw codpieces#at my heart i am unfortunately a coward#i know i gave dandy kayne a short haircut at first but then i remembered all the mullets ive been seeing and i had to give it a try#i hope it looks like he as having fun throughout the eras <3#malevolent#kayne malevolent#but anyays like i as saying theres no ay king is appearing regularly in a three piece suit and not bringing that energy to#every other century#and i almost drew him in like plate armor but if he’s like snapping his fingers and ppl explode bro is not gonna get a suit of armor#that was wishful thinking on my part i remedied it he dresses like a bourgeoise i have to accept it#if i did this with the yellow king it would be like 5 inages of the same dude copied and pasted#i started giving the yellow king a pennanular brooch and even then i as like whoah thats kinda lavish for john#i dunno maybe i should fuck around with his robes and try some stuff out#hmmmmmmm i do like jewelry……….#new project: project runway but with john doe#and then eventually ill help poor arthur out#tho honestly i think he really probably dos have an eye for quality clothing i think he’s probably respectably fashionable but he#cares more abt quality#id love to put my boy in a fishermans sweater tho i feel like he needs something warm and sturdy on his journeys <3
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I am sure there’s nothing to be read into Spock adjusting Kirk’s sleeves or the Romulan commander doing the same for James…
#nothing to see here folks#Jim’s naked but for the robe and Spock’s not got any underwear the poor bastard#can’t be comfortable while wearing Wild West reproduction denim pants#totally not reading anything in to Spock emphasizing that Jim is smaller than him or rolling the sleeves of his robe up#while the Romulan commander does the same thing for James who is EXPLICITLY her love interest#star trek tos#spock#star trek novels#jim kirk#the price of the phoenix#sondra marshak#myrna culbreath
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Diluc comes across a portal that traps him in an AU where Mondstadt continued to keep their monarchy, and in that world, he is apparently the prince and next in line for the throne.
And YAY Crepus is alive as their king, but the next person to tell Diluc that he needed to sit up straight and use the correct utensils instead of whatever he felt like, he will start stabbing them with one of the 3 knives on the dinner table.
(it was Kaeya, and he didn't have the heart to stab him, so he's back to moping and planning a way to go back home)
#diluc knows etiquette but WTF WHY ARE THERE MORE THAN 5 UTENSILS ON THE DAMN TABLE#diluc: I want to fight!#a poor staff: but my prince your robes are brand new!#diluc: if you wont let me go im throwing you out the window#AU kaeya lowkey figured out its not his diluc but he finds it really funny when this brash diluc gets all mad about royal traditions lmao#venti definitely knows for sure. 100% the thing is he also finds it hilarious#king crepus: he was such a well-mannered kid but after he fell of his horse he started wanting to beat up people :(#venti his bard: maybe hit him on the head again-#gi diluc#diluc#diluc ragnvindr#im on a royalty roll#I SEE ALL YOUR TAGS ON MY PREVIOUS ROYALTY POST AND I AM CACKLING BTW
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Talked with some peers about cultural differences in the Hamlet. We came to the conclusion that Alhazred will call good friends habibi and some other people may think it's some sort of curse word. Nobody bothers to clear it up
#darkest dungeon#alhazred#occultist#dd occultist#fixed some poor design choices made by RH#really happy how his robes came out
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<very, very busy and losing my mind> i should make broken into a priest
#my poor little religious trauma outlet#he deserves a rosary being used as handcuffs#a big flowing robe#a huge shrine/church instead of a house#ooouuughhh .......
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show me the cat.
ugly fuckin cat
ref picture
#my asks#my shit#he's not a sphynx but i just think he looks funnier if i use it as a ref#poor man gets cold all the same and has to wear little robes made of lamb's wool to keep warm
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artists everywhere agree
#FUCK these robes#they look so good in game but it's too much for my poor hands#bg3 memes#bg3#baldurs gate 3#not art
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thinking about the first time obi-wan sees anakin in his darker jedi robes, maybe when anakin is about 18? 19? and he should be sighing in that particularly exasperated way he has because its such an anakin thing to do but instead all obi-wan can think is what.
what.
because oh no. anakin looks good. and not in a respectable, he looks smart and reputable way but in a those dark leather tabards would look beautiful flush against golden skin as they’re flipped up to reveal a tight, firm ass way.
queue a repressed obi-wan who has to grit his teeth every day forth lest he combust from the guilt of desiring his padawan.
#obi-wan makes him keep the robes on the first time they fuck#poor obi-wan#obikin#obi wan kenobi#anakin skywalker#spicy
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Now that I finally got to play TWST diasomnia chapter 1 myself, I'm gonna need everyone who said Malleus was a baby throwing a tantrum for no reason to pay me 2000 dollars each
#twst#twisted wonderland#yes it did take me until the second to last day of the new chapter event to finish book 6 what of it#in my defense i had no good leona&jamil cards for chapters 66 and 67‚ i'm glad i managed to do it at all. robe malleus carried the team <3#anyways! i haven't seen this take in a while but i remember it popping up a lot earlier this year when we got diasomnia on the jp server#as a member of the malleus defense squad i can't bear all this slander and now i have proof it's baseless#his overblot is one of the most justified ones??? what do you mean no reason#He's already established to be constantly left out and lonely because of it#And now he gets hit with the triple whammy of 1) realizing his fellow students' mortality after book 6#2) learning that his father figure is dying and in one week fucking off to fantasy china to live out his retirement without him#3) his best friend the MC telling him they found a way to un-isekai themself#Maybe he could have weathered one of those‚ but all three at the same time?#Poor guy stood no chance‚ those are hits straight into the trauma#Of course he's gonna have a breakdown! It's not his fault breakdowns in twisted wonderland come with a side of destructive berserking#And to be fair from what i've heard in spoilers all he did was put the whole school to sleep he didn't even destroy all that much#like yes putting everyone to sleep so they can live forever and never leave him is not a healthy reaction#but this is Unhealthy Reactions The School it's not like he's such an outlier in that#leave my boy alone 😭#excuse my ranting i'm just insane about twisted wonderland and malleus specifically
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she said 'get in there wyll break down the door' and he did it before turning back at her with a smile he's SO DORKY.
#ewbie.txt#he said see i kicked it down did you see rana rana i kicked it down- oh right hte buildings on fire#sorry. they're so funny to me. she's tryna hang back from him but she keeps getting drawn in by how genuine he is. and cute.#also yall like my poor mans infernal robe..... LMFAOOO#i want it so bad.... but the cost... the cost is too grand...#sunblade
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