#that man is built like a tank

[dc-and-damirae]

tim: What’s it like being tall?

dick: Is it nice?

duke: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

jason, glancing at damian: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

[vanmarkus]

TOMMY KINARD + his irresistible soft eyes and head tilt combo

[melljam]

shingen and gitae similarities again because gap’s affair mightve been even worse than expected

[supurman]

by popular demand 7'0 clark from my blog's early days is making a comeback

[whimsyvixen]

Hey, what do you think about this guy? His neck is wider than his beard and I think that's incredibly sexy of him.

He's a fucking DADDY

I was betting all my money on him when he fought against Apollo.

[fregget-frou]

Yuu oc and Grim!!

I love my two blue glow hair people

Some stuff about them:

His name is Stire with they/he/xe pronouns, gender really isn’t a concept they grasp well.

They’re around 18 years old with baby face so people sometimes think they’re as old as the first/second years.

Headcannon Yuu with actual magic back in their realm, but as they’re soul isn’t compatible they can’t use any of it, only keeping some moderate strength and their glowy under hair.

Stire is inspired by the ferryman, the belief that a hooded figure(usually a skeleton of sorts) will take you to your afterlife on a small boat over the River of nyx in exchange for 2-3 coins over your eyes and/or tongue. They worked pretty closely with ghosts and souls so they’re right at home at ramshackle.

They are very quiet and have a very ghostly vibe to them, often scaring people if they don’t announce themselves when they enter a room. Ze once scared the aduece duo so bad through a reflection duece gave them a black eye

ADORES grim, but they don’t gush a lot. Very matter a fact and takes grim very seriously and gets very excited when he does something new.

Autistic, struggles greatly with facial expression and vocal tone(same.) very oblivious to underlying meaning of words and take things matter of factly. Can’t tell when xey are being used until someone tells him he is. Ruggie takes their food a lot…

Likes architecture and gloomy things, so Ramshackle, Diasomnia and Ignihyde are their preferred place of resident as it’s usually dark, cold, and quiet-ish. Very sensitive to stimulation so they like cave like environments that they’re used to. They despise Scarabia because it’s so HOT and BRIGHT.

Their eyes are sensitive to light, with very pale almost grey irises so xey usually hide them under bangs or sunglasses.

Cold all the time, so frigid hands, giant sweaters, warm drinks are a must.

Gargoyle obsession, along with sculpture in general. Malleus and Stire often just infodump at each other and it’s just

Yes malleus is Autistic/adhd

[to-the-batcomputer]

why is the public perception of batman irl that he's actually just bruce wayne. that he's actually just some rich idiot who throws his money at problems and that's it

[steampunker134]

EVERYBODY SHUT UP

I’m playing Telltale Batman and the Himbo Ever needs me rn

[tamagotchikgs]

speaking of new clothes today in the car my mom was like u need to show a lil more skin,,,,,, its not illegal u know .. and my sister was like it's their religion (joke) ,,,,,,,,,,,,, Can a man not just live in his comfy oversized clothes

[amypihcs]

HELLOOOO beautiful humans! The end of this beautiful story is here! They are in Milverton's study and

Well, Watson has a long serie of 'I told you so's to tell Holmes.

And the fact that Milverton doesn't seem to want to leave quickly gives Watson EVEN MORE REASONS. Why ever is this man awake, DAMNIT! Oh HOLMES... -squeeze hand back-

Well. Watson is a man. And he has a PLAN. The plan concludes himself in a bonk over the head to Milverton. PLEASE, he's been wanting to do it since Baker Street! Let him bonk Milverton over the head! He deserves it!

You guys don't get it! He's LITERALLY PRAYING!

On to the development!

Uhm, checking on the watch, eh? OH SOMEONE'S KNOCKING! Who could it be?

aaaah! gallant company! doubt she's a lover of sorts toh! (ALSO, these suckers waited for half an hour! I would've died already!)

WATSON! Watson, is this the time? BACK TO FOCUS, C'MON.

DAAAAMN he's being a really bistinguished bisaster today uh? Watson! Back to focus! Apparently she's no lover, but a victim. And i'm enjoying scared Milverton A LOT.

Go on girl! Tell him it all!

WAHOO! Get him, my lass! Godo come un riccio, aiuto. GODO COME UN RICCIO.

She did WELL.

AND HOLMES AGREES W- WATSON!! Could you PLEASE focus on the task on hand? No, damn, wrong word, on the TASK, not on the HAND! Ah, whatever. A lost cause, that man.

Now to YOUR OWN tasks

Man on fire playing in background as Holmes burns the letters! So good. Now, let's go back home! RUN! CORRI, SCAPPA C'È IL NEMESIS!!

AND OF COURSE the man who doesn't exercise at all just does parkour just so causally. Man's a parkourer, we KNOW it. He invented one century early. Running until they're out of breath and adrenaline!

-PANT- WE DID IT WATSON!! -brief kiss-

Flash forward to next morning, Holmes WILL have a proper breakfast, Watson will see to it

AND IT WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER If Lestrade hadn't hopped by!

NO WAIT.

Man's offering Holmes the case??

LOOOOL, LOVE THIS.

Holmes. HOLMES YOU'LL KILL WATSON THIS WAY!! Watson in background is just sweating, trying not to faint, and hoping Holmes WOULD JUST SHUT UP!

Holmes meanwhile is having too much fun.

And refusing the case, clearly.

Also since... he is ON ONE ALREADY

Trying to remember our charming murderess is... AAAnd he got her! COME WATSON! Holmes, couldn't we just finish lu- PICK YOUR HAT AND COME! -already sprinting down the stairs-

And yes. He got our misterious woman.

The next story will be my favourite one! Also my favourite granada episode, so YAHOO!

STAY TUNED FOR SIX NAPOLEONS!

[hereforthefunnyguys]

I can stay quiet on the topic no longer. Van Hohenheim Full Metal Alchemist was a 10/10 DILF. Edward Elric if your dad comes to town HMU I have a big goofy cartoon kiss mark at the ready with his name on it.

[altocat]

Has Zack ever tried to convince Sephiroth to eat one of those tiny white powered donuts? The really messy ones that taste really good?

Donuts are like the BIGGEST no-no on Sephiroth's regulated Shinra diet. A nuclear sin. Literal taboo.

... Unfortunately, Zack and Sephiroth are both extremely bad influences on each other and have developed a rather comical "snacking buddies" reputation after hours. And you can't categorize countless files on Angeal and Genesis' disappearances at deadfuck o'clock at night on an empty stomach!

Sephiroth was a goner the second Zack opened the package. And now there's powder all over the reports. I hope you're pleased with yourself, puppy (he is).

[blitzwing-my-beloved]

sometimes looking through the Blitzwing search results feels like this

[marymycete]

ethan really starts swinging at chris like that’s been pent up for a WHILE in re8 and it kills me he’s so real for that

[itsbrucey]

Need to cement myself as the Darryl Wilson mutual otherwise it'll all have been for nothing

[cottoncandysprite]

The way I got my cishet, army trained, construction worker guy friend FULLY invested in nandermo and convinced to watch the show purely through my comics and infodumping. My powers of persuasion are to be feared guys