#that made more sense in head

[totally-not-jasmine]

free art commissions XD

lets make a deal....

if you follow me, I'll do one free faceless art commission. (if you want more then you have to pay $2.00 for another one sry). now... you might be wondering what in the unholy heck is a "faceless art". well my dear, its art where I cartoonify a picture of you BUT I add another character of your choice to the picture as well :)

(I also blur out the faces, hence the “faceless” part of the name lol)

like this one I did for a friend (featuring Keefe Sencen from kotlc) :

if you want one pls go to my ask box and leave a picture of yourself and the character. I would also love if you added a description of how you wanted it to look too lol. (don't forget to follow if you even want the art in the first place haha) i'll post the finished project as soon as I finish it! now what are you waiting for??? go claim your free art :D

[unhappy-sometimes]

what if they just laughed at the absurdity of it all

[frownyalfred]

one night in Gotham, there’s some sort of disruption, strange magic, or curse. all of the Batkids go down and come back up with powers that reflect their vigilante personas in some way. Dick can fly, Jason has super strength, Tim can read minds nearby, etc. they freak out, try out the powers a little, and decide to return home early from patrol because Bruce is gonna be pissed, right? he’s going to want to figure this out and study it. Duke is laughing his ass off all the way home (he got called for backup while they were processing) and enjoying a boost to his own powers.

they get home and Bruce isn’t in the Cave. he’s not in the Manor, and Alfred doesn’t know where he went. Duke gets a hit on the distant grounds, out by the lake. It’s Bruce, but not Bruce. whatever strange kickback of magic/power that gave them their new abilities is nothing compared to this.

Gotham has possessed Bruce, in every single way possible. he’s perched on a cliff overlooking Gotham, dressed only in sweatpants, uncaring of the cold. his eyes are sunken pits into Gotham’s foundations. his teeth are the gleam of bone. he is so beautiful and so terrible, all at once.

their new abilities, these powers, are a boon. they’ll take back Gotham from the night, as he foot soldiers. but they will never have Bruce — Bruce — ever again. that is the price.

[azrail-has-a-vendetta]

I just realized that when Damian joined the bat family he was probably still losing his baby teeth……….. so um……..have this……..

Damian Robin: [tied to a chair] Tt, I’ll never tell you that information.

Goons: You’ll be singing a different tune once we done with you lil birdie.

Damian: [spits out bloody tooth] I’d like to see you try.

Goons (who have not touched him yet): you good?

[chrissiewatts]

RED, WHITE & ROYAL BLUE (2023)

Alex + pulling Henry closer

[starstruckodysseys]

so glad to see alex taking the murph strategy of just a little guy pc -> big fucking dude pc pipeline. and also speedrunning it

[spitinsideme]

this is what happened in epiaode 2 trust me

[arthemrys]

S1E13 x S5E02 (insp.)

[licorishh]

double ?? upload ???? yeaaaahh i've gotten FASTERRrr for whatever that's worth so complementary blyla because guess what i miss them too (nobody was surprised by that)

[layaart]

the usual demographic of the book community is being ignorant again so here's a reminder

[lotus-pear]

i think skk should totally take a brief vacation in paris post-meursault since they're already in france before going home to yokohama

[alligaytorswamp]

cavalry captain toying with eleventh of the fatui harbingers

[betterthanbatman1]

Love him acting like a dog who knows it shouldn’t have its owner’s shoe in its mouth

[frownyalfred]

Can you explain the Matches Malone, Sunk Cost Fallacy joke pls?

Oh! Yeah. Jason is asking Bruce about Matches Malone, presumably trying to figure out why he's still maintaining the cover of a dead man without many tangible benefits. And instead of replying with justification for his actions (it's a valuable cover, it's not too difficult to maintain Matches' life, he has plans for the cover, etc) Bruce says "you've never heard of the sunk cost fallacy?"

Bruce's wry mention of "the sunk cost fallacy" is a reference to "...the phenomenon whereby a person is reluctant to abandon a strategy or course of action because they have invested heavily in it, even when it is clear that abandonment would be more beneficial."

Essentially, he's saying to Jason that he knows maintaining the Matches Malone cover is perhaps not the best course of action, but he's been doing it too long to give up now. Which is obviously untrue, since Bruce does very little in his life that 1) isn't beneficial or 2) won't be beneficial one day. And the Malone persona is beneficial.

So Bruce is subtly poking fun at himself in front of Jason, joking that clearly he's just being illogical and keeping the Matches persona without tangible benefit. Which very clearly isn't true, based on who he is as a person. And Jason knows that too, which is why he clocks Bruce's joke pretty quickly.

[omegalerc]

everybody these two gifs together is the main important thing to be discussed today. that is an discord e-daddy and his kitten who meows for nitro

[divorcedfiddleford]

and you may say to yourself: "my god! what have i done?" and you may tell yourself: "this is not my beautiful wife!" and you may tell yourself: "this is not my beautiful house!" and you may ask yourself: "well, how did i get here?"

time isn't holding up, time isn't after us, time is a pony ride! (images described in alt text)