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i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

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i love that little feature that removes someone’s addition to a post you’re going to reblog. Shut up

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Mr j my cat has a crush on you and he is a boy

That's how things are these days

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"hey man im grabbing a beer do you want anything"

"yeahh can you grab me one of the fantastic onion brothers"

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would die for a fresh hot corn on the cob rn

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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

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dont tag bible stuff as mythology God isnt mythology

hi hello how are you. most if not all story-based religions are in fact considered mythology by definition including the abrahamic religions. god is in fact abrahamic mythos whether you think he’s real or not. im sorry if that upsets you but im assuming this is regarding the post i just reblogged and i have to say im surprised the part you’re upset about is me tagging biblicalia as mythology and not the entire discussion on who tops in jesus/judas ship discourse

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Tshirt idea I had

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commission for @preciousangelcinnammonbun 🦋

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the dash is in tatters. please say something nice to the person you reblog this from. it's so sad to see you all so sad

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cis men need to realize the power of the phrase "not cool dude" when one of their buddies is being disgusting.

seriously.

you can shut him down so hard.

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girl there have been moments when ao3 has been down longer than tiktok was just gone for lmaooo

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redraw of my first sketch of 2024 to look into any changes down below is the previous work

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One of my works for RU Genshin Impact ZINE. I drew it a year ago and now I would probably do everything much more neatly and with more contrast

I really love Baizhu and Qiqi, they are so 🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻

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Rumour has it, although the King of Ithaca had returned to his shores, his throne remained empty for the better part of a year.

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funniest and truest tag ever

get chaeya-ed