#that is very remus lupin of me

[divkazkdovikde]

8 billion people in the whole fucking world and none of y’all bitches want to date me. and why the fuck not? do you guys even know what y’all missing?

oh i’ll tell you what y’all missing

depressed ambivert sarcastic bitch with trust issues, fucked up family, low self esteem and high fucking standards.

also i have good taste in music.

[aejiee]

Old man yaoi

[accio-sriracha]

NEW JEGULUS AMORTENTIA FIC IDEA!!

Sirius and James being potions partners and James smelling SIRIUS' COLOGNE???

And Sirius (who's been in a committed relationship with Remus for over three years) PANICKS THE FUCK OUT AND TRIES TO KEEP IT A SECRET FROM REMUS BECAUSE HE DOESNT WANT TO RUIN ALL OF THEIR FRIENDSHIPS

And REMUS KNOWS BECAUSE HE OVERHEARD THEM AND IS HIGHKEY VERY UPSET

And the whole time PETER IS REMUS' PARTNER SO HE KNOWS THAT REMUS KNOWS.

So they all go to dinner afterwards and it's just AWKWARD SILENCE and everyone is LITERALLY SHAKING IN FEAR

Just as Remus finally tells them he heard what happened Regulus walks up behind Sirius.

AND SIRIUS STARTS TO TALK TO HIM BEFORE HE REALISES REGULUS IS WEARING THE EXACT SAME COLOGNE THEY BOTH GOT WHEN THEY WERE KIDS

SO NOW SIRIUS KNOWS JAMES IS IN LOVE WITH REGULUS

AND REMUS THINKS SIRIUS AND JAMES ARE HAVING AN AFFAIR (BECAUSE WHY ELSE WOULD SIRIUS HIDE IT)

AND PETER THINKS REMUS IS GOING TO KILL THEM BOTH BECAUSE HES SLOWLY BECOMING MORE AGGRESSIVE THE LONGER HE WAITS FOR AN ANSWER

AND FINALLY JAMES GETS SO OVERWHELMED BY IT ALL HE TURNS AROUND AND TELLS REGULUS HES IN LOVE WITH HIM IN FRONT OF EVERYONE

AND EVERYONE IS S H O O K

AND THEN REGULUS SAYS "I HOPE SO, WEVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR A YEAR NOW"

BWHAHAHAHA IM SO EXCITED TO WRITE THIS

Edit: Here's the link!!! <3

[icedcoffeebabyy]

remus and barty writing in their diary: serving cunt and also hating myself is hard and people don’t talk about it enough.

[industrations]

Shiny pants

[likeprongstostars]

to be loved...

[mikalilys]

Please stop publicly hating on fanfics. PLEASE!! Especially in a comment section of a video that’s about the fic or the fandom, because whether you’re aware of it or not, the author could have a social media account on that platform and see the hate. The hate on something they did for fun, for free. If you want more content then you have to stop hating. these authors aren’t celebrities they don’t have pr teams or people dealing with hate for them, they’re participants in fandom, and they’re real people.

Fanfics are not books, yes some are amazing enough to be, but you do not buy them, they’re provided to you for free. A fanfiction being popular is not like a book you bought sitting on your shelf, you should not feel obligated to read it because you spent money on it. Because you didn’t. it’s free. Fanfics no matter how popular should not be treated and reviewed like books, you do not get to publicly criticise or say “how are people buying this?!” Because they’re not. It’s free. It doesn’t matter if you think it’s overrated, it’s something someone did for fun, and you don’t get to criticise that, especially because it’s public for you to read!! Don’t be mad that something’s overrated, be glad that it was even up in the first place, someone could have easily just left it as a draft and never posted it, but they did. They decided to share this piece of themselves, to the fandom for anyone to read and that is a gift.

Ao3 is an uncensored website for fanfics, you can write about literally anything. And yet I see “no don’t read that fic it’s problematic!!” In a comment section. Fanfiction is not censored, if you want morals and every character being perfect and making the ‘right’ choices, then get off ao3. Also reminder that an author can write characters making decisions that they don’t agree with, for depth of the story. Just because your favourite character, that you see as the pinnacle of righteousness, makes a bad decision or says something mean does not make the story bad or problematic. It also doesn’t make the author agree with that decision. All the time authors of published books write about morally grey characters or villains. But when an ao3 author does it all of a sudden they must have committed the war crimes that they wrote their villain to commit. Do you realise how stupid that sounds?? 😭

Also don’t post vague negative videos about something/someone even if you don’t say who or what it’s about, it leads the comment section to gossip about who they hate and that’s just not cool. And tagging the fandom that they’re in??? 90% of the time they’re going to see that.

Public hate is not cool, if you don’t like someone, talk to you friends about it if you’re craving other peoples validation so badly. You don’t need to post something publicly. And I know hate gets more popular then love in fandom, no matter if it’s headcanons or fics or creators, but that doesn’t make it good. I don’t know why people are so negative all the time, like I don’t care what headcanons you hate, why do you even spend that much time thinking about something you hate?? I want to hear what headcanons you like, I want to know you fav characters, your kins, literally anything.

Sorry this is so long, it just pisses me off to see a fun video about fandom and then I open the comments and it’s filled with hate. This is a fandom, have fun with it!!! Please. 😭

[aeligsido]

PoA AU where Sirius hangs out at Hogwarts as a dog. The students love him. Sirius is getting treats and cuddles and he can spend time with Harry without anyone freaking out, which is very great.

The staff is aware there is a dog in the school. The staff Cannot Find The Dog. Remus is Sweating™. But like, he heard Harry talk about the dog, and he's obviously fine and alive, so either the dog isn't Sirius or Sirius doesn't want to kill Harry, right???

(the whole thing ends up when Remus is getting out of class or his office when he sees a rat shrieking down the hallway, followed by a big black dog, and he has a moment thinking uh, feel like a déjà-vu, before his brain catches up and he starts swearing and running after them)

[cinnamontoastcrunch-15]

Today's @wolfstarmicrofic prompt is frostbite!

Remus is just trying to write his potions essay. The others had decided to spend the freezing weekend outside, for some strange, demented reason. Remus isn't quite insane enough to wreck his joints in the cold, so he spends a day in beautifully relaxing silence.

That is, until the door opens.

Remus glances up to see Sirius step through. He's moving surprisingly slowly, upright and walking stiffly. For a second, Remus surveys him, eyebrows raising.

He's absolutely drenched from head to toe, hair stuck to his face. He closes the door, shivering so violently that he's practically vibrating.

"Sirius? What-?"

"Well, er..." Sirius starts. "T-turns out i-it's not quite co-cold enough to walk on the b-black lake yet."

Of course.

With an affectionate, albeit slightly concerned, glance, Remus stands and starts rooting through Sirius' chest.

"W-what are you...?" Remus groans, frustrated. Everything Sirius owns is built for warm weather. He's quite literally not equipped for winter, somehow. He gives up quickly, opting for his own chest.

He grabs a jumper and joggers, before wordlessly going back over to Sirius. He waves his wand once over Sirius, muttering a spell.

It doesn't quite dry him off, but it's not too bad. Better than it was, anyway. Then, he hands over the clothes.

"Get changed."

He turns and starts searching again. He feels like he should be frustrated, he was almost done with his essay, but honestly? Something about spending the entire day staring at his parchment has made it impossible to be even slightly frustrated with Sirius.

He finds a blanket and, the moment Sirius has gotten changed, Remus grabs his wrist and pulls him onto Remus' bed. He drapes the blanket over Sirius' shoulders, pulling it tight.

"I might just lock you in the dorm for the foreseeable," Remus says with an eye roll. It isn't quite enough to disguise the amused smile creeping onto his face.

"Nah, nonsense!" Sirius says, waving his hand. He seems to have warmed up slightly, but Remus doesn't miss the fact that his hands are so red that they're a few minutes away from turning blue. "The lake has to freeze over eventually!"

Remus shakes his head, reaching out and grabbing both of Sirius' hands. He clasps them both in his, trying to warm them up.

"You're insane. You're not doing that again! You could've gotten frostbite!"

"Ah, but I didn't," he says with a wink.

"You're such an idiot," Remus says affectionately, leaning in and connecting their lips.

Big mistake.

"Fucking hell, even your lips are cold!" He barely pulls away, giving Sirius a chance to pull him right back in.

Oh well, the cold is a small price to pay.

[http-wolfstar]

Wahoo!! Quick lil turnaround of Remus :D

Trying animation for the first time in like,, 2 years? And its my first time animating people (pray for me-)

Its just a simple walk cycle but im having fun with it!! Hopefully i can finish it and share it soon :D

[iamthedamndonutdrawcat]

Berlin maradures au????

now listen! berlin hipster modern marauders band au. (i'm sorry this is brutally self-indulgent and may be incomprehensible to anyone outside berlin but i need to put it somewhere) this is a long post, so i put it under the cut. please excuse the word vomit :)

they all go to a grammar school that's a bit too shitty to call itself elite but does anyway. many children of bureaucrats, diplomats etc. that think they're ghetto f.e. James, Sirius and Remus. (Peter is the only normal one tyvm)

the marauders met as classmates in year 5. Remus and Sirius are forced into the school choir. all marauders learn acoustic tradtional instruments but their "band" is actually a soundcloud rap project. James and Peter build BAD beats and Sirius fixes them. they all do enjoy indie/rock and sometimes have jam sessions and do covers. artistic duo Remus & Sirius. intense homoerotic friendship James & Sirius. wolfstar endgame. Sirius curates a spotify account with only extremely niche melancholic rap to impress Remus; actually knows german trash rap by heart. serenades Remus with Ski Aggu "love" songs during Remus' depressive phases.

Sirius and James are third generation immigrants; Sirius turkish on his mother's side, James indian. Sirius family is not necessarily evil, just conservative diplomats with a big pride in tradition & well behaviour; far removed from their own cultural & religious roots in order to integrate into german political structures. however they are homophobic/unaccepting towards Sirius. Sirius grows up in a very german environment, gets misjudged by racist teachers. extremely smart yet often lazy. at school they're permitted to use ipads and chatgpt does his entire course work; he spends his time gaming during class. vape enthusiast although he gets horrible coughing attacks.

Remus's background is very international, somewhat french on Lyall's side and arab roots on mom's side, they met in england and moved to berlin with child Remus. Rip Remus' mom. Remus & Lyall live in a nice old apartment (Altbauwohnung) in berlins Pankow district (lots of families, settled down hipsters, sligh shift into suburban terrain), Lyall is either a lawyer or diplomat, 50/50 works or spends time with his girlfriend. crunchy distant father-son-relationship. but because no ones ever home, Remus constantly has friends (and Sirius) over. Remus has BPD, is in therapy and doing pretty well in his later adolesence. Remus spends lots of time outside, drinking in parks, chilling at friends', or smokes too much weed in his room. unapologetic chain smoker, even in front of Lyall. quiet and shy, makes him seem either rude or mysterious. bookworm & music nerd. nokia + ipod combo instead of smartphone because he doesn't want screen addiction or be too reachable. vape hater, point of argument with sirius.

accidental wolfstar public outing after Sirius drunkenly performs an Ikkimel song at a party and then throws himself at Remus (they don't really gaf anymore). For Halloween they dress up as a Cigarette and a Beer (Sternburger Export).

James watches german meme compilations every night and knows them by heart. Footie enthusiast with Sirius, drags the marauders to big games where they almost get trampled. extreme alman energy (aka white german energy, upstuck, snobbish and happily embarassing, taking part in typical german shenanigans) just like Sirius, except Sirius tries to hide it and James can deal with the jokes at his expense. James was a tv addict as a child. James & Sirius friendship began over a shared interest in anime.

Peter is the token german kid. Fridays for future gave him a bad conscience and all the marauders joined him in the demonstrations to get out of class. Extreme stoner, at least bi-weekly sessions with Remus. also i like the art kid peter hc so i'm stealing it. art kid peter who draws cartoons of his friends.

Lily & Severus live in the inner city Wedding district, rougher than the outer parts where Sirius & James live. Lily & Remus bff duo. (ik this is very boy centric, i have yet to dig deeper into my headcanons for the girls)

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i have a lot of music associations, but they actually are nice songs so idc here they are...

songs to illustrate the vibes: Nachts wach by makko, Rasenschach by Filow, FUSSBALLMÄNNER by Ikkimel, Wenn du tanzt by Von Wegen Lisbeth

Remus coded songs: Marlboro Mann by Romano, Goldener Reiter by Joachim Witt, Ziemlich Verplant by Skinny Dazed (!!!), Alt sein by Pisse

Sirius coded songs: BIKINI GRELL by Ikkimel, Immer nur da by Fynn Kliemann, Klebstoff by Mine (extreme black brother angst vibes), Findelkind by Mine (i could make a whole seperate post on how wolfstar-coded Mine's & Fynn Kliemann's discographies are)

James coded songs: Haus am See by Peter Fox, Verschwende deine Zeit by Edwin Rosen (prongsfoot vibes imo)

Peter coded songs: Alles Gute by Faber, Bongzimmer by SXTN

[aeteut]

🎀 Mary and Sirius girlhood 🎀

By likeafunerall, and reposted with permission.

[of-yourblazingsun]

Part 3???

Remus: We've lost the plot, haven't we.

James: I'm very much on top of the plot.

Remus: We're in the library spying on our boyfriends.

James: It's not spying. We're making sure they're safe.

Remus: From who? The Ravenclaw quidditch captain?

James: You're free to leave.

Remus: As if I'm going to let that homewrecker anywhere near Sirius.

James: Good, because there's Benjy Fenwick, and he's headed straight for their table. Wait, where'd Reggie go-

Regulus: Have you both lost your minds? Spying, really?

Remus, startled but quickly refocusing: Not on you, on that harlot.

Regulus: Wow, Remus, I didn't think you thought of my brother that way but I suppose you're not entirely wrong.

James, shaking his head mournfully: And to think I gave you my blessing to date my best friend.

Remus: Obviously, I don't mean Sirius! And are you just going to throw me under the bus, Prongs?

James: Well there's no sense in both of us being in the dog house, is there?

[deathnguts]

‼️very much so nsfw under this cut‼️

Regulus who developes absolutely mind melting and insane fetishes for specific and ‘unattractive’ parts of Remus after they get to that point in their relationship. Like he’s definitely ruined for anyone else because he could cum untouched now from just watching Remus cry, or god forbid beg. But his definite number one gained realization about himself is now much he loves Remus’ uncircumcised dick. Oh my god he can never go back because nothing, nothing is as hot as watching Remus’ red and leaking tip get caught in his foreskin and just dribble and cry just like he does on his face and god regulus can never stop himself from dripping to his knees immediately because Remus’ pre is his favorite fucking snack and he could lap and suck at the loose, uncut skin on Remus’ cock for fucking hours if Remus let him

[remus-poopin]

Wait am I alone here?? Personally I love viewing the marauders + snape as sexist in some shape or form,, do people hate this?

[sylph-song]

Imagine, if you will, being a maledictus in the Harry Potter universe and falling in love with Remus.

Being completely accepted by the Marauders because "Hey, our best mate is a werewolf, you think we'd care?"

Running around with them as an animal and getting into mischief depending on what animal you can turn into

After years of feeling cursed and being treated like a lesser being, you finally have the acceptance and friendship you desperately wanted

You never had to go through the long process of becoming an animagus and you're able to join Remus while he's transformed

Eventually you fall desperately in love with him because of your shared feelings of being cursed and rejected by the wizarding society

As much as you both love the other boys, the two of you share a special bond and understanding that none of the others will ever get

Even through the darkest times, when you've both lost everything, you still have each other

But then, as you get older, you have more and more difficulty with the transformation

Transforming into your animal form is easy, but it gets harder to transform back every time

Waking up alongside Remus only to find that you unknowingly became your animal form in the middle of the night and it takes great effort to become you again

Breaking down because it's not fun anymore and you're terrified of losing your mind

Remus telling you he'll always love you no matter what and that it'll be okay

Him comforting you and always holding you tightly, even as an animal

And then one day you're gone

What was once you, his loving partner, is replaced forever by an animal

But he keeps his promise

He takes care of you and never lets you go, always keeping you close

Everyone just assumes that Remus has a weird pet that he seems way too attached to, but he knows

He knows it's you, even if you can't speak and even if your mind is gone

And, despite everything, you still love him too, in your own way

He's still the same reliable and caring man and you adore him for it

You're happy by his side and, just like he said, everything is okay

But now, as the transformation is permanent and your thoughts are those of the animal you've become

You'll never understand why he cries so much