#thank you wym!!!

[luxurychristmaspudding]

Let's have some fun today. With which Pedro boy would you connect this quote to? "Sending him teasing texts all day, knowing he will just ravish you when he sees you."😏💗

well howdy sweet wym!!

excellent question. if i'm totally honest, i feel like this could be any given pedro boy, just with varying styles of 'ravishing'.

let's get into it.

oberyn would be calling an early end to council just so he can saunter through to your bedroom with that knowing little smirk. and then he'd take you apart meticulously.

the head this man would give you would be insane. ahem.

dieter would be a fucking mess. he'd be half-way to coming in his pants on the way home from set. and i think din would be much the same on the way back to the razor crest.

bless them. you're just so hot.

marcus p and javi g would be blushing up a storm, and then picking up flowers on their way home to treat you right back.

but i feel marcus m and agent whiskey would be remarkably cool, kind of cocky about it? like yes, they've been uncomfortably hard all day, but they can handle it. ohhh, they can handle you, no problem.

i get the distinct impression that javi p, although he is commando and dtf at any time, would not appreciate the teasing. he likes his reward to be almost immediate, easy to cash in as soon as the game is up. and that's a problem when he's all caught up with this lead in the office and you're so far away, isn't it, cariño?

poor baby, you've got him all stressed, hot and bothered.

someone who's just as hot and bothered, but not above pulling a sickie, is frankie. oh man. you've got him wrapped around your finger - those texts about his mouth, where you want it, how you've been waiting for him aaaaall day, that pretty lace set you're wearing...

he barely makes it to lunch. in fact, his boss tells him he's looking a little flushed and sends him home.

he's kicking his jeans off before the front door's even closed.

let's see, who else do we have in our contacts...

oh! here. joel's not replied yet, but i wouldn't take that personally. have you seen that man try to fit his thumbs on an iphone key board? no, he's using his time for much better things. mostly thinking about how he's gonna fuck that bratty attitude out of you, give you the attention you're cravin', darlin'.

whew. best of luck, it's gonna be a long night.

but wait - who's this knocking at the door?

oh. shit.

uh, you've got this, right? yeah, sure you do. or maybe i should have told you to leave dave out of it. you know how he gets. all pent up, full of that... unsettlingly sexy darkness.

better make sure you're not wearing anything you like too much. i've heard he likes to rip before he ravishes.

alright, have fun! bye bye!

*slams door behind me*

[blmpff]

THE kpop mv twist of all time reunion: Seo In Guk and K.will via Ahn Jae Hyun's igs 17.03.24

for those interested: K.will - Please don't...

[speakofthedebbie]

no cuz the comments on that fic are giving me such an ego boost. i mean if a fic as objectively bad as that is still getting kudos then i guess my other wips are just the bible /j

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

EEPY

[razzledazzle-pop]

I am full of girlish whimsy and a hatred of white interiors.

[thueenz]

for real though that post is so true on the love front i think about it all the time like why is everyone so LOVELESS not even just in like cishetero marriages where they hate each other just in general like platonic too. it drives me craaazy when im exposed to it like why are ppl like this !! why dont you love your friends and partner!! its like everything is a social game that theyre playing just for validation and lacking real connection and its a game where theyre always about 2 steps away from being bitter and hateful towards their friends/lover like STOOOOP! im someone who values love and kindness so much and it baffles me. why do you hate your partner! why do you talk about them like theyre an object of validation! why are you dating someone you clearly dislike! why are u so mean to ur friends behind their backs im cryin. why do you up and abandon them the second you get a partner bc you dont value them over the romantic validation you get. ive always been such an affectionate person at heart and i value what my friends say so much and i always find myself feeling so distant from people in relationships because they just feel?? so shallow?? and distant from me. like i think oh this preson gets me but theres ppl who say the same things how they value kindness and love but its always like, immediately clear they are actually a deeply mean person and just enjoy feeling like theyre 'good'. the way society functions with relationships feels so intensely shallow and i cannot connect to it at all. i love my friends and i love people and i always want to understand them and reach out with compassion and be close to them physically and emotionally speaking and talk a lot and listen to them. however im cursed to live in a world of 1 word responses if any at all and shallow relationships where no one gaf about each other and then i get told i talk too much. hello? *tapping mic* hello? is this thing on? be filled with whimsy and love going forward please. anyway does anyone else feel this way or is it just me feel free to talk about it if youd like

[cleric-of-crows]

Shoutout to the dream version of myself who decided to write an entire persuasive essay to my mom and sister about why they should pay their taxes instead of "boycotting" taxes because of the war in Gaza.

Yeah my real self would fucking not.

[penvisions]

Dev! Gorgeous! I know! I know we’re supposed to send the friendship bracelet to people we don’t know, but I saw you on the Ranks page, and I love talking to you, so… I couldn’t help myself😝, and send you one! It might not be as pretty as the one offered by I’m still learning how Canva works. In any case, I hope it brings a smile!😊

it's pretty! canva can take a minute to get used to using, so no worries at all, wym c:

thank you so much, it's always so nice talking with you too, ily

[theloveinc]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CiBWWMqDsRC/ bakugou energy😂. he'd be so ready to throw hands at whoever even tried to think of hurting you. his are rated E for everyone💪👊!!

(link!)

Oh my goddddddd, it's the way Bakugo literally WOULD. At home, on the phone, in PUBLIC, gosh.

And you already know he eavesdrops on all your conversations (most of your time spent talking on the phone, he's right up next to you, suddenly feeling SO cuddly🙄), but when he knows someone is upsetting you... he's not hesitating to interrupt. Probably even trying to grab the phone if you don't just hand it to him the first time... or shushing you if you try to stop him from intervening.

(Your friend just hears, "No. Stop it, Katsuki, I can handle— GIVE IT," until all it is is his heavy breathing over the receiver, and then "don't you ever call again, or I'll— BEEP."

It's funny cuz you could be on the phone with the insurance company, and if the spokesperson were being mean to you, he'd have the exact same reaction. Like, please😭😭😭I love him.

(In public it's a little bit easier to deal with because one look at his mean glare from behind you, and usually people are pretty nice to start with. Guard dog energy except he never needs to guard you, just his presence is enough)

[blmpff]

My thought process upon seeing Ai Di's tag:

Okay, so if he's born in 2001 that means he's 5ish- no WAIT

[mishkakagehishka]

Yeah i dont find it hard to believe the shuP likes rollo too

This gave me psychic damage

[skrunksthatwunk]

1 and 17 for the ask game :]

1. hmmm i think akiyama tbh? i feel like people boil him down to shweepy lil malewife (and I'm guilty of this too) a little too often when he's literally a loan shark who makes desperate people jump through bizarre reality tv bullshit to get help from him, stuff that's kinda unnecessary when he's got scrooge mcduck money. it's literally his main shtick as the lifeline of kamurocho. i think he's fundamentally meritocratic and odd and also he was volunteered to kill a guy so kiryu didn't have to which is just. he's down to kill ok you random civilian you. and i think it should be explored more!! i don't think that i have a great grasp on his character but i feel like he's more sleazy and cold and weird and maybe even shallow than people make him out to be? let him be morally gray. if you love him love him anyway, those bits included, yeah?

17. i am SHOCKED there is not more haruka-centric content??? like stuff from her perspective, about her life, exploring her experiences and feelings, etc. she's a pretty important character and yeah she's like young and whatever but that's OUR girl y'know. she's our sweetie pie give her the spotlight. doesn't even have to be fluffy either go make her be angsty and/or evil idk. i think ppl wanna focus on kiryu in their interactions and i get that bc i love kiryu being a father stuff but she's a person too is all. also saejima is quite important and he's barely in short form content??? he gets more attention in fics but no one wants to draw him. are you scared of his big bald head???? well I'm not. should go draw him he's funny

[ellovett]

I want chaos instead of ships

So I dare to Kiss you with Jesse and Nakamura, Beatrice and Godfrey,

Just me being random for fun.

DAMNN I LIKE THIS APPROACH OK LETS GO [lets just imagine that like the reader dared them or smthn KDJHJ to make things easier for me]

also these r long im srry like the first draft i realized that i wrote the intros too long and i had to cut it BAHDHAHA

"Ah, Nakamura, there you are." The demon spots the white-haired as he briskly walks over.

"Noctis." His brows rose, not fully expecting for his attention to be called, especially from a fellow professor from the other school. The interschool staff meeting had just concluded, which was mostly just about future events and festivals, so everyone was leaving.

But Jesse..he seemed to be in a rush, did he need to talk about something urgent?

"I have something to request of you."

Nakamura blinked. "I see, you seem to be making haste..what is it that you mmph-!"

His words were muffled as their lips suddenly met with his. Eyes widening as he stumbles back a little, with Jesse's hand instinctively grabbing his wrist to stop him from falling back. They pull away as quickly as they started, letting go of Nakamura, who was slightly out of breath, felt his face slightly burn.

"I.." He pants, directly contrasting Jesse's calm demeanor, as he blinks towards the other man completely unfazed, as if he hadn't just kissed his co-worker with such passion and fervor, "What the in the name of god was that-!"

"I, unfortunately, have been dared by a co-worker of yours." He huffs, a clawed hand fixing his hair that had become slightly disheveled. "How curious, really, how the people of this world turn these sorts of things into ..juvenile party games. Honestly, talk about peer pressure."

They complained, not noticing Nakamura's appalled stare, he knew how the otherworld-ly demon was kept unaware of some aspects of human culture, but he didn't know that they could be this dense..

"...Noctis, you do realize that in a game of 'truth and dare', you can refuse to take said dare?"

It was now Jesse's turn to be confused. "You can do that..?"

??? Did he not.. "Yes..you can.." Nakamura replied.

His mouth hung open, as if to speak, before closing it again. His pale cheeks dusting a light pink, "Wh- I didn't- I wasn't told that .." He sighed, excusing themselves before swiftly turning a heel and sauntering out of the conference room. "UNOSIS." He yelled.

Of course! Fucking Unosis! Nakamura exclaimed in his head, following the demon suit.

--

"Godfrey, darling."

"Yes?" He calls, not looking up from the work on his desk as his friend, Beatrice walked up to him, bending down to lean her elbow on his desk.

"May I kiss you?"

Godfrey's hand falters in its writing, facing his friend with a calm look and a raised brow. "So forward, Bee, at least take me out to dinner first.." He jokes. "What for?" He then asks seriously.

There wasn't single trace of flusteredness in their expression. Beatrice expected this, Godfrey was always stiff as stone when it came to receiving romantic advances, despite him being oh-so coquettish himself.

"Hmm.." Leaning back, Godfrey hums as he glances at his side and towards their onlooking co-worker that had a certain..look..on their face. Catching on, he shifts his eyes to Beatrice. "Let me guess, this is for a dare, isn't it?"

She leans in with a smile. "Just go along with it." And Godfrey shrugs in response. "Fine by me."

Without any further words they kiss. A quick yet soft one, despite this being the first time that they had ever done something like this. With neither of them out of breath and their composure's still solid, they pull away.

She feigns a hurt look, "How interrogative of you, can't a woman just kiss her dear colleague without rhyme nor reason?"

"Oh, she can. Don't get me wrong." Godfrey leans back from his desk. "But if my intuition is correct, then I say we give that little darer of yours a show, perhaps an encore?" He teases, proposing that they do it again. "I'm a damn good actor, yknow."

Beatrice rolls her eyes in a playful annoyance, scoffing.

"Tempting, but aren't you pushing it a little now?" She plays along.

"Pfft- I only jest, Honeybee!" He laughs, throwing his head back. "Now if that's all you're here for, I'd like to return to my work, a kiss doesn't grade papers..as much as I wish it did."

[ionn-l1l1l1]

Idc about art validation and all but 1 like actually makes me giddy.

[itsokbbygrl]

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[clandestinian]

im gonna watch humanssss later hehehe im so excited