#thank you wym!!!

[luxurychristmaspudding]

Let's have some fun today. With which Pedro boy would you connect this quote to? "Sending him teasing texts all day, knowing he will just ravish you when he sees you."😏💗

well howdy sweet wym!!

excellent question. if i'm totally honest, i feel like this could be any given pedro boy, just with varying styles of 'ravishing'.

let's get into it.

oberyn would be calling an early end to council just so he can saunter through to your bedroom with that knowing little smirk. and then he'd take you apart meticulously.

the head this man would give you would be insane. ahem.

dieter would be a fucking mess. he'd be half-way to coming in his pants on the way home from set. and i think din would be much the same on the way back to the razor crest.

bless them. you're just so hot.

marcus p and javi g would be blushing up a storm, and then picking up flowers on their way home to treat you right back.

but i feel marcus m and agent whiskey would be remarkably cool, kind of cocky about it? like yes, they've been uncomfortably hard all day, but they can handle it. ohhh, they can handle you, no problem.

i get the distinct impression that javi p, although he is commando and dtf at any time, would not appreciate the teasing. he likes his reward to be almost immediate, easy to cash in as soon as the game is up. and that's a problem when he's all caught up with this lead in the office and you're so far away, isn't it, cariño?

poor baby, you've got him all stressed, hot and bothered.

someone who's just as hot and bothered, but not above pulling a sickie, is frankie. oh man. you've got him wrapped around your finger - those texts about his mouth, where you want it, how you've been waiting for him aaaaall day, that pretty lace set you're wearing...

he barely makes it to lunch. in fact, his boss tells him he's looking a little flushed and sends him home.

he's kicking his jeans off before the front door's even closed.

let's see, who else do we have in our contacts...

oh! here. joel's not replied yet, but i wouldn't take that personally. have you seen that man try to fit his thumbs on an iphone key board? no, he's using his time for much better things. mostly thinking about how he's gonna fuck that bratty attitude out of you, give you the attention you're cravin', darlin'.

whew. best of luck, it's gonna be a long night.

but wait - who's this knocking at the door?

oh. shit.

uh, you've got this, right? yeah, sure you do. or maybe i should have told you to leave dave out of it. you know how he gets. all pent up, full of that... unsettlingly sexy darkness.

better make sure you're not wearing anything you like too much. i've heard he likes to rip before he ravishes.

alright, have fun! bye bye!

*slams door behind me*

[startuxi0]

Kesha and drinks makes New Years 100% better ;)

I dont want to get too sappy on here, but finally getting to post stuff and being able find strangers and friends who also like my art has been such a wonderful experience! I can’t thank each and every one of you enough for making my year so SO much better! We hit 700 followers on here today, how fucking crazy is that? I’ve gained and lost so much this year, but being able to find a safe space in this community is something I’ll always cherish :) Live and prosper in the New Year friends <3

[blmpff]

THE kpop mv twist of all time reunion: Seo In Guk and K.will via Ahn Jae Hyun's igs 17.03.24

for those interested: K.will - Please don't...

[speakofthedebbie]

no cuz the comments on that fic are giving me such an ego boost. i mean if a fic as objectively bad as that is still getting kudos then i guess my other wips are just the bible /j

[sexynetra]

same anon as before

HE LIKES IT

lemme tell you the story of how i introduced him to it

we were in this stupid class that we do NOTHING in so we were talking &then we were talking about our favourite fics &i mentioned rawnsyf &started talking about chapter 6 &how fucking insane it is (it's also my favourite chapter) &he was like "send me the link. this is exactly my shit." &of course i did &i saw him briefly today &he was like "omg i started the fic it's so good"

Between you and me anon, chapter 6 might be my favorite too :) anyways aaaaaaa that’s so sweet I’m so glad he’s enjoying it!!! I hope he continues to enjoy it and I love that you thought of my silly little fic when discussing your favorites that means so much to me 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

[rafent]

hc + time

hc + a word > TIME

Time to a dragon is a sensitive if not layered topic. It strikes me as something that most might interpret similarly in the vein of losing loved ones and remaining stagnant. For Rafal, that concept is in its earliest stage, he remains aware of it in theory but it hasn't proven applicable so far.

Keywords: so far.

Rafal's entire life being a run of back-to-back stressors, from worrying about survival, to agonizing over Nel disowning him upon discovery of his true identity, to grappling with the revelation of Sombron's control, so on and so forth, there was never a pause for the meaning and profundity of time to sink in. He recognizes that he has a different place in it than other creatures, but time to Rafal isn't yet an inexorable march that takes and takes with every inch.

The most crippling losses of his life didn't come from transient humans that time took away, they came from Nil and Nel—fellow dragons—who met bloody ends by their own hands or by another. Knowing how deeply Rafal grieves over Nil, and how he continues to do so with exploration lines that refer to him, there is definitely room for Rafal to reach a similar conclusion to other dragons; that time can bring pain, that the whole world will pass him by as he stays in one place.

At best, Rafal will forlornly accept it - learn to as all his kind do, and adapt. At worst, being refractory and intensely feeling, he'll keep his unhappiness pent up and explode before he provides an outlet for any of his reasonable agitation regarding the topic. Either way, to Rafal the effects of time are hopelessly beyond his control; a reflective return to the grief and powerlessness he thought he left behind.

[kizakirintaro]

Kumakocho Nottori★Chu with MG9 Venue conversations translation

Rintaro & Go #1

Go: Oh no! Rinrin, your necktie is crooked~ Rintaro: Huh!? Uwah, you’re right. Did it happen to shift when I took a nap earlier? Go: Hush! I’ll Fix! It! For! You♥ Rintaro: Reallyyy? Thank you so much! Go: It’s an easy task♪ … Wait a second! Go: Like this… And voila! Perfect♪ Rintaro: Thank you! … Ooh! What a cool way to knot a tie! Go: (giggles) You’ve become much more handsome now~

Rintaro & Go #2

Go: Rinrin, you have a nice body, you know~! Rintaro: Huh, really? I’m happy to be praised by Go-nee! Go: Won’t you strip and let me see? Rintaro: Huh— Th-that would be embarrassing… Go: Oh dear, we have a shy man. C~U~T~E~♪ Another one who’s got a fine body must be…  Go: That handsome man of ours I’d say~!  Rintaro: WHA—! “Handsome man” you say… You mean UJ!? My build is better than his! Rintaro: Here, Go-nee! Look at these abs! Go: Sweetie… Wasn’t stripping too embarrassing for you?

Rintaro & Go #3

Go: Fufufu~n♪ Rintaro: You’re in good spirits, Go-nee, aren't you? Did something nice happen? Go: Oh, you can tell? The truth is, earlier I almost fell from the stairs, but my prince saved me! Go: Then he asked me, “Are you hurt?” and I felt like a princess~! Rintaro: I bet Noah-san looked good doing so… I should practice it, too! Go: Rinrin, cut it out. You aren't a prince-like character.  Rintaro: You’re so harsh!! Uurgh… It hurts…

[razzledazzle-pop]

I am full of girlish whimsy and a hatred of white interiors.

[thueenz]

for real though that post is so true on the love front i think about it all the time like why is everyone so LOVELESS not even just in like cishetero marriages where they hate each other just in general like platonic too. it drives me craaazy when im exposed to it like why are ppl like this !! why dont you love your friends and partner!! its like everything is a social game that theyre playing just for validation and lacking real connection and its a game where theyre always about 2 steps away from being bitter and hateful towards their friends/lover like STOOOOP! im someone who values love and kindness so much and it baffles me. why do you hate your partner! why do you talk about them like theyre an object of validation! why are you dating someone you clearly dislike! why are u so mean to ur friends behind their backs im cryin. why do you up and abandon them the second you get a partner bc you dont value them over the romantic validation you get. ive always been such an affectionate person at heart and i value what my friends say so much and i always find myself feeling so distant from people in relationships because they just feel?? so shallow?? and distant from me. like i think oh this preson gets me but theres ppl who say the same things how they value kindness and love but its always like, immediately clear they are actually a deeply mean person and just enjoy feeling like theyre 'good'. the way society functions with relationships feels so intensely shallow and i cannot connect to it at all. i love my friends and i love people and i always want to understand them and reach out with compassion and be close to them physically and emotionally speaking and talk a lot and listen to them. however im cursed to live in a world of 1 word responses if any at all and shallow relationships where no one gaf about each other and then i get told i talk too much. hello? *tapping mic* hello? is this thing on? be filled with whimsy and love going forward please. anyway does anyone else feel this way or is it just me feel free to talk about it if youd like

[penvisions]

Dev! Gorgeous! I know! I know we’re supposed to send the friendship bracelet to people we don’t know, but I saw you on the Ranks page, and I love talking to you, so… I couldn’t help myself😝, and send you one! It might not be as pretty as the one offered by I’m still learning how Canva works. In any case, I hope it brings a smile!😊

it's pretty! canva can take a minute to get used to using, so no worries at all, wym c:

thank you so much, it's always so nice talking with you too, ily

[skrunksthatwunk]

1 and 17 for the ask game :]

1. hmmm i think akiyama tbh? i feel like people boil him down to shweepy lil malewife (and I'm guilty of this too) a little too often when he's literally a loan shark who makes desperate people jump through bizarre reality tv bullshit to get help from him, stuff that's kinda unnecessary when he's got scrooge mcduck money. it's literally his main shtick as the lifeline of kamurocho. i think he's fundamentally meritocratic and odd and also he was volunteered to kill a guy so kiryu didn't have to which is just. he's down to kill ok you random civilian you. and i think it should be explored more!! i don't think that i have a great grasp on his character but i feel like he's more sleazy and cold and weird and maybe even shallow than people make him out to be? let him be morally gray. if you love him love him anyway, those bits included, yeah?

17. i am SHOCKED there is not more haruka-centric content??? like stuff from her perspective, about her life, exploring her experiences and feelings, etc. she's a pretty important character and yeah she's like young and whatever but that's OUR girl y'know. she's our sweetie pie give her the spotlight. doesn't even have to be fluffy either go make her be angsty and/or evil idk. i think ppl wanna focus on kiryu in their interactions and i get that bc i love kiryu being a father stuff but she's a person too is all. also saejima is quite important and he's barely in short form content??? he gets more attention in fics but no one wants to draw him. are you scared of his big bald head???? well I'm not. should go draw him he's funny

[clandestinian]

im gonna watch humanssss later hehehe im so excited

[blmpff]

My thought process upon seeing Ai Di's tag:

Okay, so if he's born in 2001 that means he's 5ish- no WAIT

[elek-tavor]

i know it's the devs' oversight but i think it's truly so funny how bad the emperor is at pretending to be a githyanki. what do you mean "vlaakith is lying to her people and they would rebell if they found out". my guy, you are a part of the they.

[jirsungs]

DRUM ME, STUPID! ☆ p.js

pairing: drummer!jisung x fem!reader

drum me, stupid! synopsis: a story about a college student enjoying her life in school perfectly fine, until one of her friends drags the group along to watch their school's band perform. little did she know that day would be marked as the day her whole world turned upside down because of a particular, nonchalant, and difficult drummer boy. a drummer boy who spilled his entire drink on her brand new outfit at a party and never came back.

genre: college au, social media au (some chapters will be written though!), music band au, slight enemies to lovers, unrequited love (for a bit), whole bunch of fluff, angst, mutual pining, silly humor

warnings: explicit language, college partying, alcohol consumption, A LOT of banter between characters including sexual/kys/death jokes of the sort, reader's kind of an ass (in the beginning), jisung ends up being a lover boy once the "nonchalant" wears off, yeonjun flirts like 24/7, overwhelming feelings that the characters can't handle

author's note: hi! since i've always enjoyed reading smaus and always get writers block with full on stories, i decided to make my own :] please excuse my bad knowledge on any of these majors or experiences and none of this reflects the real lives of the kpop idols! this was written solely for entertainment and fun! enjoy!!<3

comment if you wish to be tagged for the story's updates!

profiles #1 ☆ profiles #2

chapters will be added once they're posted!

episode 1: i did NOT agree to this gc name!

episode 2: costumers of ningcreates?!

episode 3: the universe is out to get me

episode 4: p.y.t (pretty young thing) (written)

episode 5: jisung's a coward, we all say in unison

episode 6: the latte lounge incident (written)

episode 7: hating each other era

episode 8: future uncles and aunt

episode 9: apologies & new beginnings

episode 10: what a lover boy!

episode 11: love like the movies (written)

episode 12: super obvious, but still not a confession

episode 13: my wonderwall, at least i hope so (written)

episode 14: she's going ghost mode on me

episode 15: ain't no way a girl got you like this

episode 16: i missed you

episode 17: i missed you (too) (written)

episode 18: finally mine!

episode 19: ningcreates (expanded) fan club

episode 20: she fr got him liking musicals

episode 21: drummer's girlfriend duties

episode 22: i fear yeonjun's loyalty to latte lounge finally paid off

episode 23: first mistake: letting y/n out of your sight wtf

episode 24: you maam caller

episode 25: wym drummer boy has a driver's license??

episode 26: only losers make wishes at 11:11

episode 27: pussy boy stand up

episode 28: no girls allowed at rockway rehearsals! (written)

episode 29: crashed ynsung's date lol

episode 30: ning bag that shit

episode 31: drummed her stupid!

END! started: 06.23.24 finished: 09.03.24

BONUS CHAPTERS:

#1: close to you (written) tba. . .

#2: the not-so-silly apple or orange juice debate tba. . .

#3: finally meeting the parents? tba. . .

© JIRSUNGS. ANY TRANSLATIONS/REPOSTS/PUBLISHES OF MY WORKS ON ANY PLATFORM ARE STRICTLY PROHIBITED! ALL COMMENTS, REBLOGS, LIKES, & FEEDBACK ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED! THANK YOU SO MUCH! I LOVE YOU, MWA! <3

[shanes-mother-cluckin-asks]

Alright, which one of you said I was ugly? Don’t be chicken.