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Oh! Shane! Hello.

Do you perhaps have any empty cans I could use? I have a little shop, but I need plenty of metal as materials. ...I figured they'd just be trash otherwise.

Oh hey there. Clover, is it? How’ve you been?

Sure thing. Give me a bit to collect some beer and soda cans from the recycling bin. We have a lot.

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Hey *slips and falls* Oh shit- Oh FUCK-AHHH WHY IS EVERYTHING GOING WRONG?

You good? Sounds like today’s been unlucky. Let me help you up.

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Uncle Shane...! I've been collecting flowers and giving them to people...you can have one too.

Hm...I didn't give anyone the fairy rose because it's my favourite...but you said it's your favourite, too...so you can have it! I can keep the next one.

~ @ask-jas-sdv

Aww Jas, you really got this for me? How sweet and thoughtful of you, thank you!

Guess what I got you from the crane machine? A junimo plush! And it’s pink.

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hi shane! how are you? i knitted you a sweater with a chicken on it! it's not good, but i tried...

Stan, no way you just did this for me! I haven’t received anything like this as a gift before, let alone something hand-made. Thank you so much!

You just made my day. The past few days have been a bit gray, so this definitely took my mind off of things. I’ll wear it every now and then.

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If you think you smell a bakery.. you don't, aha.. I went on a baking spree trying out new recipes for the Feast of the Winter Star.

Sorry about that, Mr. Shane. ^^;;

@silviastdvasks

That’s alright, but man…the smell is making me hungry. And I just got out of a long ass shift.

Say, if you have some stuff left over, could you pass them my way? Thanks.

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[deadpan voice]

whats up bro, i have a super mega brotein shake in a limited edition sir eggssy cup, extra protein and make it spin for

uh

*squints*

Leky?

Alvin?

-🧩

….wrong guy. I think you mistook me for Alex ( @eggyolkguzzler ).

Take a left at that corner, then take another left two houses down, go straight then turn right ‘til you see a blue house. You’ll find him there…

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Hey Dumpling, you look so cute and sexy with that jacket!

- Farmer Lucifer ( @ask-lucifer-ravens ) aka your spouse in another universe

(sorry, I needed to do this)

Hey, cut it out., Peach. You’re more fashionable than I am.

But I have to admit, I look better when I’m next to you.

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I FORGOR TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING

Ahem. Here you goo, friend!

[Shane has received a HUGE pizza box and stuffed chicken]

Aww no way! A chicken plush as well? You shouldn’t have, really. Let’s split on the pizza.

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shotgun 23 beers and drive recklessly on the highway 🌀 u know u want to 🌀

Y’know what? It’s Saturday and I just might be down for that. Wanna come?

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When it's Christmas time are you gonna wear a Christmas outfit because if so you should try find a blue chicken santa hat

I’ll try and have seasonal outfits for every occasion. A blue chicken Santa hat sounds like a plan, though! You guys loved my spirit’s eve costume so much, so I’ll definitely have this in mind.

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ur such a cutie patootie (we should get married. i can make. crabb rangoon)

It’s gonna take a lot more than crab rangoon to impress me.

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Hey, that’s my pizza!

I swear I’m not that much of a big back.

Heres the triple cheese extra pepper dragged through the mud flippy style no pickle extra pep double decker the triple decker in the mud but not with the mud outside in extra crisp deep dish style pizza you ordered

uh

*squints*

Shan?

-🧩

THIS is what Shane eats!?

How- WHAT!? How is his heart still pumping? How is he still ALIVE!?

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HEY! Is that my jacket???

Hah, just kidding. Your jacket’s neater than mine. You have a sense of fashion.

why are you dressed like Shane. you’re never beating the Shane allegations

Oh... I guess I'm kinda rocking the Shane swag today, aren't I? I didn't even notice.

Okay... Well... To be fair, this jacket is denim.

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Holy shit it's the long lost 6th member of the T-Birds

(Compliment. I fucking love Grease. The jacket suits you!)

Haha, I’ll take it. I love Grease as well. I might not be John Travolta, but for you I can be.

jkjkjk ignore what I said.

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“I can’t flirt even if my life depended on it.” That is a lie Shane and you know it

I’m swooning

[ @henbytheshore ; the jacket is such a good choice on him! Your edits look amazing !! ]

I swear, I can’t! I just happen to know a few lines here and there from an old friend.

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Uh, hi, it's cold out and I completely forgot my jacket~

Nice try, but it’s not happening.

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i once fed hot wings to chickens

Better not be mine.