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[deadpan voice]

whats up bro, i have a super mega brotein shake in a limited edition sir eggssy cup, extra protein and make it spin for

uh

*squints*

Leky?

Alvin?

-🧩

….wrong guy. I think you mistook me for Alex ( @eggyolkguzzler ).

Take a left at that corner, then take another left two houses down, go straight then turn right ‘til you see a blue house. You’ll find him there…

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Hey Dumpling, you look so cute and sexy with that jacket!

- Farmer Lucifer ( @ask-lucifer-ravens ) aka your spouse in another universe

(sorry, I needed to do this)

Hey, cut it out., Peach. You’re more fashionable than I am.

But I have to admit, I look better when I’m next to you.

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I FORGOR TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING

Ahem. Here you goo, friend!

[Shane has received a HUGE pizza box and stuffed chicken]

Aww no way! A chicken plush as well? You shouldn’t have, really. Let’s split on the pizza.

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shotgun 23 beers and drive recklessly on the highway 🌀 u know u want to 🌀

Y’know what? It’s Saturday and I just might be down for that. Wanna come?

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When it's Christmas time are you gonna wear a Christmas outfit because if so you should try find a blue chicken santa hat

I’ll try and have seasonal outfits for every occasion. A blue chicken Santa hat sounds like a plan, though! You guys loved my spirit’s eve costume so much, so I’ll definitely have this in mind.

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ur such a cutie patootie (we should get married. i can make. crabb rangoon)

It’s gonna take a lot more than crab rangoon to impress me.

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Hey, that’s my pizza!

I swear I’m not that much of a big back.

Heres the triple cheese extra pepper dragged through the mud flippy style no pickle extra pep double decker the triple decker in the mud but not with the mud outside in extra crisp deep dish style pizza you ordered

uh

*squints*

Shan?

-🧩

THIS is what Shane eats!?

How- WHAT!? How is his heart still pumping? How is he still ALIVE!?

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HEY! Is that my jacket???

Hah, just kidding. Your jacket’s neater than mine. You have a sense of fashion.

why are you dressed like Shane. you’re never beating the Shane allegations

Oh... I guess I'm kinda rocking the Shane swag today, aren't I? I didn't even notice.

Okay... Well... To be fair, this jacket is denim.

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Holy shit it's the long lost 6th member of the T-Birds

(Compliment. I fucking love Grease. The jacket suits you!)

Haha, I’ll take it. I love Grease as well. I might not be John Travolta, but for you I can be.

jkjkjk ignore what I said.

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“I can’t flirt even if my life depended on it.” That is a lie Shane and you know it

I’m swooning

[ @henbytheshore ; the jacket is such a good choice on him! Your edits look amazing !! ]

I swear, I can’t! I just happen to know a few lines here and there from an old friend.

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Uh, hi, it's cold out and I completely forgot my jacket~

Nice try, but it’s not happening.

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i once fed hot wings to chickens

Better not be mine.

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You look cool :3

Look, I appreciate all the compliments, but it’s just a leather jacket. What’s so special about me wearing one?

I mean, I guess I look less of a mess, but I’m still Shane.

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Hey husband material, how you doing?

I love you Shane, please be mine 💍

Eugh, no. I’m a slob.

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Good 👋 evening 🌆, Shane❗️

😊 Could you 🫵 possibly 🤔 take care of the chickens 🐓🐓🐓 while ⏱️ I’m out 💃 at the Saloon 🍻❓😁

Love, 🥰 Aunt Marnie 💕💕💕

P.S- Jas told me all about these little 'emojis' you can put on your messages. Aren't they adorable! 😁

Heh, of course Jas was the culprit behind the emojis.

Don’t worry Marnie, I’ll make sure to check on the ladies while you’re gone. I’m sure they won’t cause any trouble as usual. See ya later.

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📄✏️

Here's a pencil and paper! I want you to draw a self portrait.

The mod handed me a piece of paper and a pencil.

She’s laughing at me.

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Ah, hello! I don't think we've met yet...

My name's Clover! I'm quite new here in town, but I've met some people so far.

Hold on- Wait! Oh! You're Jas' godfather, aren't you?

Hey, guy, the name’s Shane. Welcome to town. Hope everyone’s been nice to you so far. I can’t guarantee I’ll always have a smile on my face, but it’s nothing personal, okay?

But yeah, Jas is my goddaughter. We love having her around the ranch. I’m assuming you’ve met her?