#thank you for coming to my ted talk im going to go explode now

[trans-estinien]

i gotta actually start cooking this paper i am imagining on how demonizing masculinity makes it harder to achieve equal rights but i dont think the internet is ready for that conversation yet

[wabblebees]

never never never in my life gonna be able to beat the weirdo theatre nerd allegations. its midnight and for the last few hours ive been (voluntarily of my own free will At No-One's Behest) doing some character research for the show we're working on (which at a certain level is Absolutely Necessary!! but at *this* level is Absolutely Not. lmfao)(and so... ik for a fact if i mention this in rehearsal tomorrow im gonna get a whole lotta blank stares ((or TERRIFIED looks from the freshmen wondering if they should be doing this much work lmao))

but anyway so about 10 minutes ago i found a fucking essay (just 9 pages out of this philological collection from the 60s) that just the idea behind the Very Simple title made me so excited i had to stand up at my desk to start reading it and fully forgot to sit back down until i realized i wanted to start TAKING NOTES..... WHICH I GENERALLY HATE DOING WHILE READING........ BUT IM TOO EXCITED AND DONT WANNA FORGET ANY OF IT.................. SO IM TAKING FUCKING NOTES

but anyway beyond tHAT the thing that actually made me pause to start typing this post though is the fact that just now, four pages in, this essay finally put something into place that ive been puzzling over in my head since i very first read the play which... made me happystim so hard i almost knocked myself out of my fucking chair. hdkdgsjfkfhdgskdgwrdjfk.

so yeah. never beating the nerd allegations. lmao

[icarusredwings]

The Master does things in 4s.

A headcanon.

"Elaborate"

Oh, I will.

Tapping, knocking, steps, snacks, kisses, etc.

He's spent the last thousands of years with this beat in his head so subconsciously He's picked up some bad habits that revolve around it.

In this essay I will be-

I can argue that Simm is the worst off and that the poor guy is constantly having fits about things not being in 4s. The prime minister demands that all of his meals be in 4s. Theres only three pieces of chicken? No. He wants 4.

He doesn't sleep unless it's 4,8, or 12 hours, no in between, and gets upset if woken up at 6 or 10 hours. We already know about the tapping, but it's how he knocks on doors, how many steps he takes at a time, how he eats his snacks in rations of 4 8 12 16.

You can give him 16 chicken nuggets, but dont you DARE give him 17. He's actively flipped tables before because of this, and if he really is tired or masking, he will only eat the even number and throw the odd one at someone.

Dhawan snaps and claps in sets of 4. He humms it sometimes on beat to self soothe. His hands flap when he can't have something in 4s and religiously gives everyone 4 ice cubes in their tea. The tea gets steeped for 4 minutes or 8 minutes. He'll explode if you ask yours to be steeped for 5 6 or 7. He also has 4 books on the bedside and 8 by his desk.

Missy likes to hear her heels click 4 times as she walks and will purposly take smaller steps just so she can land on a multiple of 4. 4 tea sandwitches, 4 types of lip stick, 4 pieces of jewlery.

She even swings her umbrella 4 times when bored. Hers is a lot more tamer compared to the boys because women with these disorders often are less "hyperactive" and less likely to make a scene than men are. (Statistically)

Hell, even Sax subconsciously has an issue with it while living with 14. He applies his eyeliner twice on each eye to make 4. He forces 14 to kiss him in sets of 4, he constantly is arranging the pillows on the bed to only he 4 of them, and well- theres something else with 14 but im going to keep this post PG 13.

Now he can have 2 of things instead of 4, but some things (that don't hurt anyone) are still allowed to be 4s OR more. For example, the pillows on the bed, kisses, and ice cubes in his tea. He can now handle there being 6 pillows instead of 4, receiving a multiple of 2 kisses (10/16) instead of 4s(8/12). You have to have it on an even number, though, or he'll force another.

He doesn't know why. He just DOES. And he won't tell you "because of the beating" because to him, it's all done unconsiously-

"There needs to be 4 pillows."

"Why?"

"I- Look, I don't know, okay!? There just needs to be 4 pillows!"

But anyone with half of a brain cell (who knows about the drums) does. 14 knows and is slowly trying to get him away from emotional disregulation because of it by working towards sets of 2s instead. It's a lot more socially acceptable for sets of 2s to be done than 4s. Even regular humans want packs of 2 or dishes that comes with 2 of something, so it's a lot easier and less stressful for both the Master and everyone around him.

Now he doesn't cause a scene at McDonald's if there's a ton of ice cubes in his drink instead of 4. Thank god he doesn't count his food much anymore, either. It's why he's been able to put on a bit of weight. But still, if you give him 17 nuggets, you're getting one thrown at your head. (So 14 goes out of his way to give him an 18th)

Thanks for coming to my TED talk

[0oglygoogly]

DOCTOR WHO HAS HAD ME F*CKING CRYING FOR THE LAST HOUR

⚠️DOCTOR WHO SPOILERS ⚠️

HOW DARE THEY DO THIS TO ME 😭😭😭

I remember when I put it on to watch I saw the name Rogue as the title and though 'haha what if its abt DnD' you know coz, rogues a class in dnd and then I was like oh they should totally make one abt dnd some time (im a hard-core dnd fan - it's what got me into the stranger things fandom) but... ANYGAYS! I saw rogues ship and i was like omg he listened kylie AND THEN I SAW F*CKING DND DICE!!!!!!!! AND THEY HAD THIS WHOLE CONVO ABT IT AND I WAS JUST AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......

And then the STARTED FLIRTING HXIBYVSVRUSGF E, IT WAS LIKE GHEEPISODE COULDNT GET ANY BETTER, IT HAS DND AND GAYNESS AND HSHSUDUD7DU, AND THEN I WAS LIKE OMG WHAT WOULD THE DOCTORS CLASS BE (Im still trying to work that out) but then they HAD FUCKING COSPLAYERS AND AT THIS POINT I WAS EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO THE EPISODE AND ROGUE AND THEG GAD COXPLAYERS AND I WAS LITERALLY JUMPING EVERYWHERE FLAPPING ANDHSUVHBVUEHRHVEHRUGUHERG BUT THEN,

...

THEY KISSED AND I WAS LITERALLY GOING TO EXPLODE I TELLU NOW

And the they had to kill him (sorta)

They

KiLLED

HIM

NÒÓÕŐØÓŒÕ

And it made it even worse the fact he did it for the doctor

I literally have no words for how heartwarming that was

And then I spent the next hour crying abt it

Like, he'll, if I react like this for a character I have only known for under an hour I don't even want to think about if any stranger things character dies. I am too emotionally attached to rogue and have decided to make a memorial for him...

WHYYYYYYY

Anyways, here are some of my fav bits/idk gifs???

THE DICE! THE NAME! THE SCENE! THE SMILE!!!!

My thoughts exactly- right with u here

THE HAND HOLD!!!!!

and then they almost kissed....

The Amount of tension between these 2 was just 🤌

WE LOVE FLUSTERED DOCTOR

AND THE FACT HES A ROGUE IS SO FITTING, ROGUES ARE PRACTICALLY BOUNTY HUNTERS IN A SENSE

Bro fell so hard the only thing he could think to do in a stressful situation was propose 💀

thank u for coming to my Ted talk

[arsenic-laced-tums]

Paul in the Basement

So I was just thinking about how all this shit is going down in BSD right now. Like Bram dying, Fyodor creating a Tripolar singularity, Sigma swimming through Fyodor's memories, Fukuchi maybe dying, etc. And as I was rewatching the Stormbringer Stage Play(absolute masterpiece btw you should go watch it if you haven't yet) and they were talking about how only a singularity can defeat another singularity( ex: Arahabaki(Chuuya) defeating Guivre(Paul)) and this brought about a thought. Since it's a tripolar singularity, would we need three singularities to defeat it? Like would Chuuya and/or Paul not be enough to stop it? And if so, who is going to become the third singularity? Will Dazai have to use his ability on himself like he did in BSD Beast? Not to mention the fact that Chuuya and Dazai( and Sigma) are in France right now. So all we have to work with back in Japan are Shin Soukoku (Akutagawa is still a vampire, and we aren't sure if Fyodor inherited Bram's powers) and Paul( who is still in his fucking basement crying over Arthur, like I know you're a sad little dramatic French gay man, but still IM PRETTY SURE THIS IS THE STORM YOU'RE WAITING FOR NGL). So in conclusion can we get Paul life counseling so that he comes out and touches grass and helps the rest of the people WHO ARE ACTUALLY TRYING TO KEEP THE WORLD FROM EXPLODING?!?!?

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

[obfuscobble]

100.4

Wild that Kekkai Sensen took a turn for the Catholic at the end but i shouldn't be surprised seeing as Trigun was Catholic the whole time. Though by ep3 it was rather clear that my estimartion "durararara + loveccraft" was incorrect and kekkai sensen is properly elevator pitched as "Durararara + the anime film Hells." speaking of which ive let yall go by two halliweens without subjecting yall to hells and Adam progrenitor of mankind vbeing a himbo and wifeguy and Winslow leech is there but a hot babe and you will cry over frankenjesyus. the one and only unbegotten daugjter of God is a realone tm. Ok but bay right Kekkai Sensen fumn m i like very much. also also isn't being called "KIng of debauchery " just "wouldst thou like to live deliciously?" as a job? and how is living deliciously evil ; im no antimaterial dualist valentian so as long as living mas doesn't hurt others i think tis fine to embrace living life in a way that is actually fun and happy for if God created the heavens and the earth, shant we ddliht in it??? Yall gett

Ing gnostic out there and i can smell it like wearing mudni gh t blue to a black tie party yer shiiiiiiinin'.

Which os mot to say that im a accuwsing Nightow of propagating the doctrine of the aeons hidden by yaldabaoth,s false creation and salvation from physical ecistabce through the knowledge of aeon sophia as evidenced and realuised through abstemiousness and self torture. no one could accuse the creator of Nicholas Bigolas Dickolas Wolfwood of that. I dont even think his works are in dialogue with that since the duality of man as embodied and played out by twins integral to the theming in both trigun and kekkaisensen and it is in itself an ectremely mortal dilemmam, relying on mankind itself to provide both damnation and salvation even when the supernatural is present. thank you for coming to my femt talk.

Klaus is still my favourite character but his name doesn't slant-rhyme with ted so i had to do it for the joke. Shoutout to the betch who lives deliciously though:can't wait to watch season two tomorrow. i cant die when i wanna know what happens. And I cant die if there is a chance I'll see sweet little puffed shiitake obi nNrjej again.

addebndum correction there is no way i should call breing king of the live mas mentality a job. that bisaster does not have jobs. he has lufestyles and passions but god forbid employment.

Edit edit edit if you're so bored all the time why don't you try getting a job at a non-exploded burger joint anf find out how the proletariat lives. Lost skeleton of cadavra gif insert i sleep now spooky font

[transsoftwaredev]

so i need to scream about baldur's gate 3 and my partner doesn't know shit about it so i'm gonna yell into the void

i'm only halfway thru act 2 so spoilers for the first 30ish hours of the game (probably 20 if you don't suck as much as me)

so i'm romancing gale, right? my beloved wizard boy. he has basically the same sense of humor as my irl partner so it just works. anyway oldballs mcwizard shows up saying that gale's ex goddess girlfriend needs him to explode himself and i am not having it. two long rests later and we fuck in the astral plane (i joke but that whole scene was adorable and gave me the warm fuzzies) and now he doesn't want to explode himself. very good, but now we gotta figure out how to stop the absolute motherfucker.

next up was a whole lot of save scumming because very important people kept dying. halsin, my deer, im sorry i let the portal die twice. third times the charm tho, right? i also let isobel get kidnapped and spent like an hour trying to get into the shadowcurse before realizing that i probably should just go back and try again.

oh also karlach is gonna explode. i would appreciate if my companions stopped exploding.

next i would like to apologize to all the shadowheart fans out there. she wouldn't listen. i thought if i used non-lethal attacks, then we could take her back to camp after freeing the nightsong and talk it out and i would probably get punched and maybe deserve it. yeah, that's not what happened. i'm so sorry.

finally, i understand why people say act 2 feel rushed. like the urgency makes sense in the story, but like omg i can't do all those fights without like 3 long rests. i've gotten to the mindflayer nest and i just keep dying T-T also i don't have shadowheart anymore and that's causing some balance problems for my party, but i guess that's my own fault.

anyway i played this game literally all weekend and am fucking obsessed. sorry shadowheart, i tried.

thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[blessedshortcake]

I am having absolute brainrot over a villain Poison Mushroom au idea. Itd also kinda be a next generation thing since pm would need to be at the very least a late teen/young adult for them to be yk threatening since theyre a kid now fbdkkf

I am going insane over mushrooms and their potentials and i think pm using their mushroom abilities and also evolving them over time could make them very powerful

This would maybe be a little postapocaliptyc (no clue how to spell that icl) too but im not 100% sure how i want it to go so it may not be like that at all.

Learn more under the cut bc this will be long and i dont wanna take up ppls dashes

I am a bit hazy about most of the things regarding this still since i literally just started thinking about it all so bear with me.

I dont have a goal for pm yet (maybe revenge) but the idea right now is (and itll probably change very soon knowing me) that they can use their mushrooms to kinda "infect" people and then spread across their bodies. It wouldnt hurt or kill them but they can use those as time bombs like for example, lacing someone with poisonous mushrooms so once theyre all spread in they make the mushroom release its toxins and kill the person in minutes. Maybe explode them /hj

But generally the plan is body control. Mushrooms take over the muscles (and ill be doing more research to make things more accurate and planned out trust me) so pms plan is to take over people to make them do what they want and or to manipulate others - since if your loved one is being controlled by someone you would probably do what they tell you to to have them back.

Now. I never touched next generation ideas or fankid ideas in my life. So. I guess that will be interesting to figure out?

I have many ideas to how i think lots of the characters would be in the future as elderly/adults/teens but my question is

Would anyone be interested in trying to work on this together

Or does anyone have any fankids that they would like to see included in this au/story?

If youre interested in either/both of those then feel free to dm me and ill give u my discord since this is definitely not a one man job bfsjkd

Thanks for coming to my TED talk. Ill probably talk more about this idea in the future so stay tuned if youre interested fjskgjv

[staywskz143]

today has been a DAY

so to start the day we go to my court hearing to appeal my request for disability, this stressed me out the past entire month and im glad its over with but i was HEAVILY masking all throughout the hearing.

anyway lawyer person said i did a good job! :D

decide to go get a quick coffee and hot chocolate at a nearby cafe (both drinks we horrible, idk how they fucked up both in the same way but both tasted watery, tasteless and bitter), then go to noodles to get lunch and im just tired at this point, i wanna flop on the couch, face down and pass out.

get home and get to rest for like maybe half an hour, then dad is like "hey i was gonna go shopping wanna come with?" and i felt like i could so i went with, we go shopping and i go through smelling every single shampoo and conditioner in the store to TRY and find one that i like (we did yay!) so my nose is sensory overloaded.

im just filled with the anxious energy that feels like its buzzing under your skin but it doesnt actually make you have the energy to do stuff so you end up over doing it the whole day.

anyway,, back home and my dad is gonna change the light bulb of one of the basement lights, i hear glass breaking and my dad shout "FUCK" and run to see what happened.

the old bulb that died had exploded, so broken glass all over our carpet and my dad got glass stuck in his hand, the original base of the old light bulb is stuck up in the socket with a ton of broken glass and is screwed in too tight so we cant get it out.

we spent like an hour just picking up the glass and trying to get the old bulb base out, no success on the bulb base but we did pick up all the glass we could see as well as vacuumed.

now i am so fucking tired, i have no energy left and i just want to death because im so tired, but i left my earrings out last night when i was taking pics of them so all of my earrings are just on my couch and i cant lay down.

today was awful, and idk i needed to tell someone..

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk

[shatouto]

hi i was wondering if you had any opinions on how the clone wars tv show butchered anakin's characterization and made him this big macho man and completely erased our soft, sweet, shy boy who just wants to help from the movies

oh boy

i do, anon. i agree with you 100% and i am going to explode in three... two... one...

I AM MAD THEY WENT OUT OF THEIR WAY TO MAKE ANAKIN STRAIGHT UP UGLY.

cw2003 can slightly be excused because they have a very particular stylization and everybody looks nearly equally as cartoony. but even then, there is a clear focus on amplifying the most Typically Manly features on hayden/anakin's face. for example they zoomed in on the divot on his chin yet made his face all square instead of giving a shit about hayden's delicate jawline. (i personally don't think that kind of chin is a man thing! i love it on ladies, you're all beautiful)

tcw2008, on the other hand, has no excuse. their stylization is light and unequal amongst characters. they completely fucking nuked anakin's pretty golden-bronze curls and his long lush lashes both upper AND lower, they BUTCHERED his beautiful delicate face shape. ok curls i can understand, because animation, but THEY DIDN'T EVEN GIVE HIM EYE SPARKLES, and they consistently gave OBI-WAN eye sparkles and lashes so it's not like they didn't know how to do it. they just didn't want to give that to anakin.

tcw anakin also looks so fucking OLD because they insisted on putting SO MANY LINES on his face. again, this would've been acceptable if it's a consistent thing across characters (of the same species), but you don't see this happening to obi-wan or even mace! they made him needlessly animalistic, which is especially egregious because they had hayden christensen's phenomenal performance of an unhinged but still extremely pretty anakin skywalker towards the end of RoTS for reference. somehow, they still fucked up.

oh ALSO, voice. listen, i have nothing against matt lanter, i love the guy, but who the fuck casted him? hayden/anakin's voice is a lovely lilting tenor with a fine timber; matt's voice is straight up a thick baritone. i like a velvety baritone as much as the next person, but that's NOT ANAKIN! WHY THIS??

this is why i go out of my way to study hayden christensen's face and stylize anakin MYSELF, because ALL clone wars character artists (2003 and 2008) are fucking COWARDS. they seem to think just because he has a canon wife that now he has to be The Beacon of Heteronormativity, The Most Heterosexual Hetero who Has Ever Hetero'ed, The Ultimate Manliest Manly Man in the Manly Universe of Men and i am so angry.

this is particularly disheartening because anakin skywalker of the prequel movies is a rather atypical Hero Protagonist. he's sensitive, vulnerable, prone to emotional outbursts, and the things that make him "annoying" are the things that make him sweet and human too. his heartthrob soft boy appearance reflects all of that. tcw anakin is a cookie cutter Boys Favorite hero, appearance-wise (his characterization is a whole different thing, it's actually okay, i won't touch on it here). the idea that some ppl in the creative decision making department though they had to "fix" anakin skywalker to make him "more marketable" just makes me gag, really.

im not even sorry for ranting this time. thank u for coming to my ted talk.

[imikhailo-archive]

thoughts on 11.01

i already watched like +10time but didint comment lol

i really dont care about frank anymore, but i give him credit for creativity in the stories just to get attention

cops ugh. i think carl wants to make a difference with this job. he is not the child who wants to kill animals, melt or explode things. i believe he really wants to make a difference. BUT if he messes with mickey is another story, fuck carl

man i love kevin

moning mr milkovich/morning mr. gallagher ✨✨

I VOTE FOR GALLAGHER-MILKOVICH

is a powerful last name fight me

im not a fan of stud/lover but is way better than 'my asshole is on fire’ whoever wrote this I would fire him

OKAY BUT WHO GOES FIVE ROUNDS AND LOOK THIS GOOD IN THE MORNING???

ian really loves to use both hands and hold his husband

I can't believe that they cut mickey scenes in the last season. when they will learn?

mickey just burnt the toast with his hands. WTF??

eleven years and still can't read your husband face, please ian

SAAAAANNDDYYY <3

franny is cute

I believe in liam and sandy friendship supremacy

debbie's nose out of the mask is making me uncomfortable

IOUs? *water bubbling* is just me listening this, or mickey farted in the water bc he was nervous?

i'm not married. so i don't have to share money with anyone (also i have no money)

but im with ian on this one. let's take our money and talk about how we need to spend and what we want to spend. not ask for permission. let's talk and resolve this together.

also in the trailer ‘we need money. don’t you worry, i got us covered’ i don't think mickey is spending their money on whatever. he must be investing in their future. right?

you guys really think mickey 'you gotta plan shit" milkovich is not thinking for the future.

ian i love you, but let your husband take an ice bath in peace man

FREDDIE <3

i want to train with kev

BITCOIN - never understood, never will. thanks for coming to my TED Talk

kevin is so proud of his girls <3

I'm not defending lip, what he did with the cup was disgusting. but AT LEAST, he changed the lid

MICKEY WHERE ARE YOU? i miss you :(

at least lip and tami made a cute baby

YOU'RE SEXY SANDY marry me

squid pro what? sjlajsklajls

lady, stop moving your mask please

you didn't take off your mask to talk to frank, smart

hello HOT SANDY

‘sandy is the actual hot lesbian convict’ someone comment this in a post and i agree

how's business downstairs tommy? huh?

is ketmit the top??

MICKEY, how are you? how is your day going? did you eat today? i missed you

'we should've talked about what we expected from each other before we got married, but we didn't, so now we have to.' HAVE YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM PRISON GAY 101???

YOU HAVE TO TALK

'I love you more than anything' 'I rolled on the cartel to come back to you' AND THEY STILL HAVE DOUBTS

okay i can't with these two morons

they made mickey sound stupid in this episode

mickey: 'now i have to write a word i just learn 5 secs ago' great

but the scene is funny

‘I spelled monogamy wrong’

*on the paper* mOoNOjEmiE

mickey definitely showed the paper with monogamy misspelled, and then ian traced the tattoo in his chest bc is their inside joke now

okay frank gives beautiful speeches

YEESSSSS HOT HOT HOT SANDY ma’am leave debbie and run away with me

BUT NOT COOL roleplay with child sexual abuse

[otterplusharchive]

what's your onion on the other akatsuki duos?

- konan and pein are very tragic with how they founded the akatsuki because of being orphans from a country destroyed in the crossfires of war wanting peace and that idea of peace became completely twisted and peins whole deal of being yahiko controlling nagatos body is completely fuckin wild. i really love konan shes one of my favorite characters in naruto in general and i wish kishimoto actually did his girl characters justice because she shouldnt have fucking died and deserved better. her whole moment of raising her arms up and the rainbow and the quote about being a pillar in the bridge of hope?? it kills me i love her

- hidan and kakuzu are so wild. to be fair all of the akatsuki are wild but these two are literally unkillable and kakuzu is a 90 yr old grandpa having to work with this 20 something year old who stabs himself for funsies. that entire dynamic is so fucking funny a grumpy grandpa and a deity of chaos on a non stop evil roadtrip

- kisame and itachi are very good because theyre the only actual team (not counting pein and konan bc theyre like the fuckin bosses and knew each other from childhood) that actually get along?????? kisame is just like well itachi its another day of going out into the world to capture tailed beasts and makes some joke about sharks and itachi sollemly nods and says some very vague short statement that somehow both relates to his tragic past and also the mission at hand. and then they just go get tea and dangos in konoha without even trying to conceal who they are. theyre just chill dudes who also sometimes are capable of absolute destruction

- zetsu kills me. i never truly appreciated zetsu as a naruto loving 14 year old. im studying plants now in college and i know better now. if i could be a plant man and just photosynthesize every day and have a venus flytrap for a head you bet your ass i would

- sasori and deidara...... are my favorites.. and i wont go into an essay long rant about them altho i could but their dynamic is so fucking funny deidara is this 19 year old living purely on adrenaline and chaos waxing poetry about the fleeting beauty of an explosion and sasori is the crankiest 5 foot 4 inches motherfucker sitting inside a huge puppet that looks like a turtle man while he himself is a 35 year old that looks like a teen. in the akatsuki novel sasori canonically responds to deidara running off from him to talk to someone by saying "you made me wait im going to kill you now". sasori sees lee wearing an akatsuki cloak and goes "obviously this is a new recruit to our organization and not anything shady going on im a genius" i love these dumbasses

- tobi and deidara are so fucking bizarre. tobi is actually obito, a 30 year old man who is putting on this facade of being some happy go lucky weirdo who somehow got into the akatsuki and is literally just doing all of his antics to fuck with deidara. and deidara has just shifted from being in the lower rank of his coworker group to being in charge of tobi after having sasori the ultimate grumpy bastard as a coworker since he was 17. why did this 30 year old decide that he was just gonna mess with this 19 year old non stop until he literally and actually exploded. deidara is so tired of this man non stop and is also just like What The Fuck Is Your Deal Who The Fuck Are You Really Bye Im Done at all times

anyway. thanks for coming to my akatsuki ted talk

[derpyslurpy-da-derp-master]

An Extremely Gay Rant About Iffy From Hyperdimensional Neptunia

Hey I know literally nobody else here like Hyperdimensional Neptunia but can I just rant about how much I love Iffy

*clears throat* PREPARE FOR A PARAGRAPH OR TWO OF ME RANTING ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS TINY ADORABLE GAY BADASS FICTIONAL GAL

This is Iffy, yes her outfit is a pain to draw which is the only reason I haven’t drawn her

Iffy is a mercenary and would probably punch God given the opportunity. She’s badass, a really good fighter, and deadass has a handgun when everyone else’s weapons are sci fi or fantasy and once rode in on her motorcycle shooting at someone who had the powers of a Goddess at their disposal because why the fuck not

Meanwhile she’s also the only sensible person in the squad and is the only reason they kept on task throughout the first game and is extremely quick witted and plays the straight man to the squad’s usual antics which makes said antics a thousand times more hilarious then they already are

Now you might be asking yourself, if she’s all that, why did I call her tiny and adorable? Well, you know how she has that hugeass coat? She looks normal sized with it on, but when she takes off said hugeass coat...

SHES SO FREAKING TINY!!! SHE IS A TOOTHPICK!! THIS TOOTHPICK IN A HUGEASS COAT IS OUT HERE KICKING DRAGONS IN THE FACE DESPITE HOW FKIN SMOL SHE IS!! no im never getting over how fkin tiny iffy is under her coat and you cant make me

Now yes her being this tiny is unbearable adorable but she almost never takes off the coat so it doesn’t matter too much, so what else makes her so adorable?

Enter Vert, Goddess of Leanbox. Iffy (in the first game at least) is a massive fan of Vert’s even before they meet and their whole reason for going to Leanbox is Neptune claimed that Vert is probably an Otaku and gamer and Iffy refuses to believe her Goddess is the same as Neptune because Neptune is the word ‘doofus’ personified and she doesn’t want ‘Her lady’ to be like that. (Yes she calls Vert ‘My Lady’ even before they meet and its adorable)

Iffy stumbles into her room on accident trying to find the exit and IMMEDIATELY Vert takes a liking to Iffy and Iffy turns into actual mush. Like. She legit faints when Vert tells her she can call her by a nickname because they’re friends now. I shit you not. Iffy faints because of her gayness. Vert spends every second she’s with Iffy teasing her or hugging her close or just calling her cute to the point Iffy’s face knows no shade other than red and she  loses all of her braincells when Vert hugs her, evidence below.

Iffy is such a massive gay disaster its a wonder that she hasn't died from the head trauma of hitting her head on her floor when Vert makes her faint every other week and like having the normally composed Iffy stumbling over her words and giggling like the lovesick puppy she is is just so freaking cute it makes my heart almost explode with love every time it happens, to steal a quote from Vert (minus the last bit);

So yeah thank you for reading this, that one person who was curious about this. This has been an extremely gay rant. I might make this an actual thing where I highlight fictional gals I love. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

[wrthgnton-blog]

        RICH kid,   PRETTY boy --------- didn’t think he’d hack the ugly times. waited for him to C R A C K.  ( he never did - never buckled. ) he showed REAL heart.

            ---------------------------- listen i watch bohemian rhapsody for the second time & bad things are gonna happen. that’s just how it is. i’ve got school bright & early tomorrow so here’s to hoping i’ll find it in me to make this nice and short :’) like that’s gonna happen

warren worthington (the third) was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. his family owned worthington industries ( founded over 150 years ago / having holdings in advanced aviation technology ( that’s a little on the nose marvel but alright?? ), newspapers, alternative fuel, and because why the fuck not - apparently fancy frozen yogurt ). it was plain to see that the worthington child would never want for anything. 

warren was a mutant ( though his parents were initially unaware - despite his doctor noticing a distortion between his shoulder blades ) but before finding himself on xavier’s doorstep, he bounced between boarding schools. his first stint in heroics came when one of the dorm’s at his school caught fire ( he tosses on a wig and a gown, and saves some kids ). he then starts a short career as the “avenging angel” which ends when he finally lands on the radar of professor xavier and ultimately warren joins the school and becomes an x-men. 

warren changes titles to simply “angel” and is generally known as a carefree student who at times would fly off during lessons. in order to keep his mutation a secret, warren would secure his wigs with a harness, keeping them pinned flat to his back, and then concealed under clothes. 

plenty of missions happen, yadah yadah

the next ( unfortunate ) event to befall the angel is the murder of his father ( and then afterward his mother ) at the hands of his uncle ( in order to secure the worthington fortune as well as use the company for illegal means ). 

warren sort of comes and goes, sometimes an x-men, sometimes not. he also changes costume, no longer feeling the need to hide his identity, he sheds his mask and it becomes publicly known he is a mutant ( he also loved his wings,, like really.)

oof okay this is where things get lengthy so fuck my sleep schedule.

warren had a habit of funding teams, so he was privately backing the original x-factor team - who at the time was under the guise of “mutant hunters” but were actually finding young mutants and teaching them to use their abilities. basically publicly it was a team of humans hunting mutants. warren makes the mistake of looking to his "best friend” for aid with his finances and projects ( cameron hodge ) who actually despised mutants so in turn hated warren. 

eventually, it gets out that worthington industries ( a company run by a known mutant ) is funding a team designed to hunt down mutants. so that’s a PR nightmare - but on top of that warren has a run in with a group called the marauders and long story short has his wings pinned to a wall via harpoons. he’s saved and brought to a hospital but due to the stress of everything as well as being extremely ill from his injuries ( infection ), it was deemed warren was incompetent and could not make decisions for himself - and therefore cameron, who warren had trusted with everything, planted false evidence that warren’s wings were beyond saving (gangrene) and keeping them would lead to death, and despite warren being INSISTENT nothing happened to his wings - they were finally amputated. 

thats a big yikes from me dog,,,, 

OBVIOUSLY this doesn’t sit well with warren. like,,, really doesn’t. 

when everyone leaves - he escapes from the hospital in hopes of getting to his private jet ( ric h people ) so that he can fly again :’( which he gets to it and stuff,,, and flies but hodge had also sabotaged his jet and so it exploded in the sky ----- to everyone it had appeared as if warren had commited suicide. in reality he survives due to apocalypse intervening. 

this is where things sort of go in line with the movies ,, sorta

warren makes a deal of sorts with apocalypse, willing to do anything to get his wings back. however, both his mind and body are altered and he becomes one of apocalypses’ horsemen “ DEATH “ & instead of having his nice feathery wings - he has ones made out of metal, capable of shooting feather-like blades which carry neurotoxins ( also he turns blue and just kind of looks ? spooky idk its a whole emo suit thing going on ). 

obviously, he goes toe to toe with the x-men/x-factor/x-whatever now as an enemy and only comes to his senses when he believes he’s killed a former teammate ( one of iceman’s ice clones ). 

he goes back to distancing himself from his teams, and now earns the title “archangel”. so begins the long process of trying to keep this separate persona under control. the cherry on top being he eventually murders cameron hodge so,, 

eventually, in the comics, he molts the metal wings and they return to their feathered state - so im going to go with that. but when he calls on archangel he reverts back to that blue flesh / metal winged getup with the neurotoxins and feather firing nonsense. its usually a good time for people to gtfo?? 

so really atm he’s probably just trying to keep archangel in check - in the comics he did some meditation or mental exercises with telepaths. he likes to keep things STRICTLY angel - but sometimes shit just calls for something more ?? or bad shit happens and they have to flip the switch /// but then ya have to flip the switch back and that’s ??? even less fun ???? he also dabbled with teams who would do things the x-men couldn’t,, so he’s also kind of tossed the whole no killing thing to the wind if its an emergency/archangel,,, really how can you not when you’re literally the angel of death. :/ someone else has the wheel & he’s just the passenger smh

thanks for coming to my ted talk

[roooruuu]

I think that this new Smash Bros game is very likely NOT going to be a simple remake/HD/deluxe edition.

For one it may not be legally possible for Nintendo to do a deluxe version of Smash 4 with all the DLC included as it’s very likely they may not still have all of the licences for the necessary characters to be in Smash. Cloud and Ryu primarily could be problematic, since their franchises haven’t been on Nintendo platforms for a long time and their inclusion to begin with was a huge deal. It’s possible they could return, but they could also very likely not be coming back, similar to Snake in Brawl.

Secondly, Link is pretty clearly using his BotW design. Both Brawl and Smash 4 have used the Twilight Princess version of Link, so it makes sense that such a big change comes about with an entirely new game. This also lines up with how both Twilight Princess and Brawl both released on the Wii, now this new game and BotW are both out on the Switch.

Finally, in this part of the trailer (around 46 seconds in) you can hear faint music of some kind in the background. It doesn’t seem to be based on anything from a past game, so it could very well be the theme song for the new game.

and that concludes my TED talk thank you for listening im going to go explode now

[buckys-newarm]

INFINITY WAR SPOILERS (PLEASE AVERT YOUR EYES IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN IT YET, ITS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD)

ASGARD IS DEAD. EVERYTHING OF ASGARD IS GONE. IDRIS ELBA IS DEAD (Heimdall). He died for Asgard and the Asgardian royal family.

LOKI IS APPARENTLY DEAD AGAIN. but i don’t believe it, it could be a clone or something bc im pretty sure Tom Hiddleston has a 6 picture contract with Marvel so he’ll be back for pt.2, WHERE HE’LL PROBABLY DIE AGAIN (FOR REAL !!)

Loki gives Thanos the Tesseract

My bb Bruce tried fighting Thanos. He really did try. But he failed sadly and the Heimdall sent him to Earth.

Loki tried to stab Thanos like he always did to Thor. He really tried to. It was a nice thought but it didn’t work.

Tony and Pepper are engaged !!!!

Tony wants to have a baby with Pepper 😭 that’s so cute !! If anyone remembers the name they wanted to name the baby, comment it please !!

FACIAL 👏🏽 HAIR 👏🏽 BROS

Tony and Strange debating and being the smart, amazing people they are 😍

Tony leaning on the Cauldron of the Universe and the Cape shoving him 😂

Strange calling Tony a douchebag had me screaming lmaooooo

IGHT BUT WHY DOES TONY HAVE A MF AT&T FLIP PHONE IS HE’S LIKE A BILLIONAIRE

AND CAP HAS A PHONE AND KNOWS HOW TO USE TECHNOLOGY FINALLY ?!?

tony calling one of Thanos’s children “squidward” 

The location names were like Civil War’s, but the one for the GOTG’s was hilarious bc of the music.

“I am Groot.” “LANGUAGE !!!” “WOAHH!” 😂

Gamora massaging Thor’s muscles and Quill making his voice deep. Their love is everything

Rocket is a trash panda, raccoon, and a rabbit now lol

THE UNSPOKEN THINGGGGGGG IS NOW A SPOKEN THINGGGGG. THEY KISSED

Drax watching them and being “stealthy”. 😂

But where’s Wong after all of this..? Still at the sanctum..?

Wanda and Flashdrive are in Scotland. cool.

MY BBS STEVE, WANDA AND SAM SHOW UP AND AKDJLSNCKDJ

CAPTAIN AMERICA...? MORE LIKE CAPTAIN THICCCCC DADDY 

Peter sees the space ship and Ned doesn’t even know it but he causes a distraction 😂

MY BOI STAN LEE MAKES HIS CAMEO AS SCHOOL BUS DRIVERRR LMAO

my smol bean peter goes on the space ship and almost DIES BY FALLING OFF FROM LACK OF HAIR BUT THANKFULLY DAD TONY IS PREPARED

“it smells like a new car in here, Mr. Stark.” LMAOO

Peter and his pop culture references (ex. Aliens- movie)

MY BBY PETER PARKER IS AN AVENGER

when Gamora tricks Quill and SHE FUCKING SMIRKS. I literally freaking cried but I think it was just the Reality Stone tbh 

Drax. I love him for so many reasons.

When Thor tells Rocket about he has nothing to lose bc all his family is dead, my emotions were ripped apart. 

Groot didn’t put his damn game down lmaoooo

When Rhodes says the Accords are bullshit and just swipes away the Council 

BRUCE AND NAT BEING AWKWARD AND SAM CALLING THEIR AWKWARDNESS OUT LMAOOOO

Bruce- “Because we didn’t think about that...?” Shuri really showed him up in front of everyone lol

MY HUSBAND BUCKY (WHITE WOLF) WAS THERE ON A FARM AND HE FINALLY GOT AN ARM 

Stevie and Nat and everyone land in Wakanda AND BUCKY AND STEVE SEE EACHOTHER AND BUCKY AND STEVE ARE GENUINELY HAPPY FOR ONCE IN THEIR TORN LIVES RN MY STUCKY HEART EXPLODED IN HAPPINESS

“How are ya, Buck?” “Not bad, for the end of the world.“ MY STUCKY HEARTTTTT

Poor Nebula was tortured. She didn’t deserve that :((( 

GAMORA KNEW ABOUT THE SOUL STONE THIS WHOLE TIME KFJKLRAGLRJG

she has to take Thanos to the Soul Stone

Quill and the rest of the Guardians fight Tony, Strange and Spidey Boi then they form a team YAAAAAYY 

Thanos and Gamora go to that planet to get the Soul Stone and BAM! Red skull is the guardian of the soul stone place (?)

THANOS ACTUALLY SACRIFICES GAMORA. SHE IS DEAD. HE LOVED HE. HE KILLED HER FOR THE SOUL STONE.

team tony-strange-spidey-guardians tries to fight Thanos and they almost get the Gauntlet but quiLL’S DUMBASS RUINS THE PLAN BY SLAPPING AND PUNCHING THANOS WHEN MANTIS HAS THANOS UNDER HER CONTROL BC THANOS TOOK GAMORA AND KILLED HER

strange gives up the time stone

Thanos’s children show up in Wakanda and break through the Wankandan barrier and they’re all fighting

Thor makes a new hammer that’s supposed to be for an Asgardian king, which I guess he is but Asgard isn’t a thing anymore 

he also decided to finaLLY DECIDES TO SHOW UP ALSO WITH ROCKET AND TEEN GROOT

btw the handle of Thor’s new hammer is part of Groot’s arm lol k

they all fight woop-de-do

Wanda is w Flashdrive in the room where Shuri is doing her thangggg and the Wanda decides to go out and fights 

then one of Thanos’s kids who’s a girl decides she’s gonna try to kill Wanda and says something like your gonna die alone but then NAT AND OKOYE SHOW UP AND HAT SAYS “SHE’S NOT ALONE” AND IN THE THEATER I WAS SCREAMING GIRL POWER BC NAT AND OKOYE AND WANDA FIGHTING SIDE-BY-SIDE KRLGHARW

okay then Thanos shows up to Wakanda and then Wanda needs to destroy Flashdrive’s Mind stone bc Thanos is too powerful and yeeting people to his sides

she destroys it BUT THEN THANOS DECIDES TO USE THE TIME STONE TO GO BACK IN TIME TO GET THE STONE THRN HE HAS ALL THE STONES AND DISAPPEARS

at this point I was bawling

everyones’s internal dialogue is like “fuck”

THEN WAIT

EVERYONE STARTS DISINTEGRATING INTO THE VOID IDK

IT STARTS WITH BUCKY THEN EVERY MAIN MARVEL CHARACTER STARTS THAT RNT THE ORIGINAL AVENGERS START DISINTGRATING INTO THE VOID

BUCK IS THE FIRST AND STEVE’S FACIAL EXPRESSION IS PURE DEATH AND SADNESS IDEK

okoye or nakia (I don't remember bc I was crying at this point) starts crying bc t’ challa disappeared into the void too then she went wa-bam gone

peter parker started crying and shaking saying how he didn’t wanna go, as in disappear like the rest of them did. he was holding and hugging tony and I was done. 

my tears were a waterfall

peter was so scared and saying “I don't wanna go mr.stark, please.” then he disappeared

then tony was sitting holding his hand. you know that part in the commercials where he’s sitting? ITS THIS PART. HIS HAND IS GREY BC IT’S PETER’S ASHES. FUCKING TEARS R EVERYWHERE

now everyone is gone besides the original Avengers, like Cap, Tony (who is currently all alone on Thanos’s home planet), Nat, Bruce and Thor and Cap says “oh god”

THEN CLIFFHANGER

C L I F F H A N G E R

WE WAIT FOR MAY 4, 2019 TO FIGURE OUT WHAT ELSE HAPPENS

fury and maria hill disappear too in the end credits scene but fury was about to send a distress signal (?) to CAPTAIN MARVEL

“motherf-” lmao fury

thank you for coming to my ted talk