#texas the beloved

[the-overgrown-states]

*falls down running over*

Do you have Texas hcs???

Slash nf

- 🦷

don’t hurt yourself but also yes i do!

Absolutely refused to admit he isn’t the biggest

has a love/hate relationship with almost everyone-

people will look at him and [Oklahoma/California/literally anyone] and go

“So when’s the wedding?”

Florida does it to piss him off but most people do it genuinely

He’s a closeted gay with heavy internalized homophobia

Definitely is a DID system - honestly I prefer this headcanon for most states over cities being their kids (don’t get me wrong both are cute)

I will ramble about this for hours

Also has ADHD and Autism

Plus dyscalculia and suffers from chronic pain

Loves horseriding, is pretty good, but has fallen off and broken multiple bones

He needs glasses but REFUSES to wear them.

“This is how I see normally I’m fine”

He’s nearsighted AND farsighted so man cannot see at all

Alaska uses it against him whenever Texas messes with him for being mostly blind

Texas has mixed feelings about harassing the other states

He mostly is mean out of genuine concern, because he wants to save them from any sort of damnation, but it’s just him being [thing]phobic.

It hurts him when he’s called mean and stuff when he’s just trying to help people in his eyes

He plays Mario in Mario Kart

He’s. Not very good at Mario Kart

Very superstitious

Holds his breath when he goes past a graveyard

Knocks on wood

the whole nine yards

Daddy AND mommy issues

And youngest/middle child issues

but not in the spoiled way, but in the

“I expect you to know how to take care of yourself” + ignored way

Acts out for attention somtimes

Weirdly close with New Mexico

[tiredwaterboy]

[pangloss-artee]

texas too hot......

[adelphenium]

i would have loved to have seen po stay in pittsburgh.. especially so soon after his birthday......! but here's to wishing him a lovely time in st louis with his brother 💛

[hunterfromtheabyss]

texla birthday

[menace-behaviour]

*During a Diaz Family catch-up session in Texas*

Ramon: And then the company I worked for went bankrupt after I retired. But, hey. I guess they just don't make them like me no more. I was the last of my kind.

Eddie: Thank god. I mean, I just don't think there's enough mental illness in the world.

Ramon: For what?

Eddie: For more than one of you to be going around fucking up the population.

Ramon:

Eddie: Honestly, being singular in existence is probably the most helpful thing you've ever done.

[imhereonthekitchenfloor]

They're always talking about "this ain't my first rodeo" but they never tell you that the rite of passage to attending your first rodeo is running into your tumblr mutual while walking inside @daenerys-targaryen

[hollow-grave-diggs]

Day four of drawing one or both submas boys until i get shiny treeko on omega ruby and like how i draw them

Today: Western AU

Attempt counter: 1610

[sainz100]

2017 Malaysian GP | x

[thestarfishinjootsoffice]

This is-A random request really,you can write these any way you want with different slashers too,Just include Bubba and Thomas please(ówò) Slashers x child reader who's parents,while being chased like-while hiding with the reader just shoves them out of the hiding place to save themself before fleeing,Maybe the reader is like 5 or 7,just smol and the reader just lays down and cries so the slasher just goes after the mom/or dad then comes back and takes the kid in?-

I was writing another request but Tumblr's hangry ass decided to eat it 🙄

ALSO YASS I LOVE THIS REQUESTS, AND I LOVE DIRTY DEED BEING DONE DIRT CHEAP <333.

Slashers x sacrificed! Child! Reader.

Bubba 🩸⛓️

Bubba didn't really wanna kill you, one of those reasons being you were a child and he likes children! And you didn't deserve this. :(

Didn't really wanna kill your parents either because oh how lonely and sad you must feel after seeing your mother and father get cut in half by a chainsaw!!.... Buutt he could always convince his brothers to let you stay in the family for 'extra' help. (he just wants a friend and a kid)

But he had to do what he had to do other wise his whole family will die and it'll all be his fault.

But all of the guilt he felt for your parents after they had pushed you out of their hiding spot after Bubba had found you had disappeared. And instead been replaced with anger and betrayal. Why did they do that? Family is supposed to be everything!

He felt sad looking at you crying on the ground after your brain processed wtf just happened.

He ignored you and instead went dashing towards your parents who were screaming and crying and confused why the killer had gone after them instead.

Earlier he was holding back but now he wasted no time, these people didn't deserve to be called parents.

Few minutes later he went back to you with no weapons on him, finding you still on the ground letting small tears go down and he just had the perfect idea and was dead set on it.

He timidly walked over to you babbling random nonsense but none of them sounded ill willed.

It took a lot of whining and persistence for his brother to finally allow to take you in but he was cautious as hell but everything still worked out really well.

Of course his oldest sibling, Drayton was harsh on you but because he was worried to hell if you were going to snitch on them and ruin his reputation but considering what happened a while back its safe to say you won't. (hopefully?)

And you'll be forced to get involved in the whole killing thing. If you start crying or get sad Bubba will do his best to get more victims so Drayton stops complaining and then you won't have to do it.

Thomas 🩸⛓️

Now Thomas and bubba are very similar although distant cousins.

He holds the same kind of guilt when he sees a family but he loves his own family more. He'll make sure to give yours a quick death.

Same thing, he's a family guy and a big family he can watch spend time together as they get older. <333

He was thinking of taking you in but he's not sure if you would comply because of your current status him basically chasing down you and your family.

But he became less shy of those thoughts as he watched your own parents forcefully make you show yourself to the killer after their tail to save their own skin (no pun intended) and he was now disgusted with your parents at how easily they gave you in.

He was always told the most important thing in this world was family and if your parents couldn't understand that then they shouldn't be parents at all.

He was a bit startled but was quickly catching up to them.

They were disgusting useless people who idiotically pondered why he wasn't taking his time killing off their own child they selfishly offered.

After being done with them he slowly walked over to you without his chainsaw and his hands slightly up.

Showing his best his intention was not to harm you. It didn't take that long or hard to convince his family to add you as a member but they were wary.

And another terrible thing was you HAVE to help with capturing the victims. If it's too much of a toll you Thomas will put on his headphones on you and make you go rest. This can only go so long, it depends on your age and personality.

Soon some guilt tripping form some of his family members and hoyt if it goes on too long. Thomas can only do so much against them.

After a while you'll slowly start to gain their trust and all of you will become a happy odd but cute family. (except for cannibalism stuff, murder and all)

I realised how different the energy and vibes are between bubba snd Thomas wtff

[vampetery]

show at rubber gloves in denton, TX

ALL PHOTOS FROM @shootnpointphotos ON INSTAGRAM

empty shell casings (first show) -> this was the wildest first show ive ever seen for a band, brought insane vibes and pulled thru with a sick ass nu metal sound

magdalena beating (first and last show) -> INSANE. wish u could have been there // this set was a project put on by the lead vocalist that he put together during covid. they had some members of since my beloved helping out as well, if i can ever find a way to share some footage of the set i WILL

bulletsbetweentongues -> sick ass show everyone went so hard, check tf out of these people if you dont kno alr (metalcore/emoviolence/skramz)

discontent -> HEAVYYYYY heavy heavy i love discontent so much, just saw them twice in a row

balmora -> one of the bands EVER these shows go fucking insane if you can ever catch them

[winter-jay-official]

I'm soooo fucking excited its almost WILDFLOWER SEASON !!!!!! AAAAAA !!!

[housecow]

Hi, I just want to say I love your content and I'd absolutely buy you food and would love more pictures of you. However, im new to your state and I want to learn about the geology of it! Any fun facts you can share?

thank you omggg 🥺🥺 TX is forever the best state imo hehe

however. as for fun facts, i’m more knowledgeable on specifically paleontology so i hope this is interesting… idk if you’re a fan of national parks, but Big Bend NP out in west texas has the most complete and uninterrupted series of fossiliferous strata in the national park system!! specifically, it preserves formations from the early Cretaceous to the Eocene, about 100 million years or so, from 145ma to ~43ma.

another fun fact—quetzalcoatlus northropi, the largest pterosaur and largest flying organism to ever live (dating back 67 million years to the maastrichtian javelina formation iirc), was found out in Big Bend!! in many ways, everything’s bigger in TX :3

^^the dude in question, these things were HUGE. 11-12 meter (~36 feet) wingspan!!!

[zev-ki]

[vampirefreakzx]

I want this SO BAD

[keychaintabithascarlet]

Real photo of my wife we have two kids