#ask me to elaborate

[amundsenxcook]

polar expeditions are at their core, like all good and homosexual things, about narrative

[murdermuffins]

My tier list of how likely the stardew valley singles would be to use pot

[mike-haters-dni]

Is it too early for S5 Pipedream Wishlist Bingo

[huggingtentacles]

I made an Elden Ring OC

[the-overgrown-states]

*falls down running over*

Do you have Texas hcs???

Slash nf

- 🦷

don’t hurt yourself but also yes i do!

Absolutely refused to admit he isn’t the biggest

has a love/hate relationship with almost everyone-

people will look at him and [Oklahoma/California/literally anyone] and go

“So when’s the wedding?”

Florida does it to piss him off but most people do it genuinely

He’s a closeted gay with heavy internalized homophobia

Definitely is a DID system - honestly I prefer this headcanon for most states over cities being their kids (don’t get me wrong both are cute)

I will ramble about this for hours

Also has ADHD and Autism

Plus dyscalculia and suffers from chronic pain

Loves horseriding, is pretty good, but has fallen off and broken multiple bones

He needs glasses but REFUSES to wear them.

“This is how I see normally I’m fine”

He’s nearsighted AND farsighted so man cannot see at all

Alaska uses it against him whenever Texas messes with him for being mostly blind

Texas has mixed feelings about harassing the other states

He mostly is mean out of genuine concern, because he wants to save them from any sort of damnation, but it’s just him being [thing]phobic.

It hurts him when he’s called mean and stuff when he’s just trying to help people in his eyes

He plays Mario in Mario Kart

He’s. Not very good at Mario Kart

Very superstitious

Holds his breath when he goes past a graveyard

Knocks on wood

the whole nine yards

Daddy AND mommy issues

And youngest/middle child issues

but not in the spoiled way, but in the

“I expect you to know how to take care of yourself” + ignored way

Acts out for attention somtimes

Weirdly close with New Mexico

[artificer-real]

Iterators are plants, send post

[tubssir]

Out of uni and back to blubbering about totk wild

Anyways... post totk wild is deffo scared of the dark

[local-redhead-bookworm]

HOTD is literally just the War of the Roses but with dragons

How did I not realize this before

[slightlyplant]

my mom has gotten into this new fun hobby called Telling Everyone Around Us That I’m A Cosplayer

[gabesapwhoreta]

so fucking addicted to using the internet wrong

[no-moremusic]

honestly i can see eddie not being gay. it kind of makes sense when u think about it

[abstractscreach]

Borzois look like they evolved to eat small fish.

[huggingtentacles]

He can't.

[huggingtentacles]

I think the reason why Patches is one of my favourite fromsoft characters is because deep inside, I am him.

[half-as-big-as-life]

The newsreader the apartment au

[kairenn-n]

the thing is that i do wholeheartedly believe hannibal would be a good husband. not a good person at all but you dont need to be a good person to be a good husband