#terrorize that old man

[queercontrarian]

STARS ETERNAL

the woman who slayed so hard she had to be fridged without a name

hashtag nothing but respect for my high lady

[emacrow]

Alfred's new ward making sure everyone is having great day during their day off from crime whether they want to or not.

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Damian knew from day one of meeting alfred's new ward that he was going to be trouble..

He may have been stalking the kid doing alfred's work while alfred sat down in a comfy couch with a plate of fresh jasmine tea, his prescription medince bottle at ready and a raspberry strudel to nibble on.

He ain't going to replace his favorite Butler, not now, not ever. So Damian got Tim and Dick to help sabotage this heathen from taking over...Not knowing this kid was expecting their over the top sabotages. They tried scaring him with Titus but the little traitor lay there on his back getting belly rubs like it was heaven itself.

Changing the plumbing in his shower to freezing cold, but he walk out there refreshed. Tim trying to look of anything to blackmail him only for the batcomputer to go off the frizz with a virus.

Alfred did make sure to have his work sort out alphabetical because he is the Glue that keep these Wayne Manor going and everyone living in it not because caveman style creatures of the night.

Danny made sure Bruce didn't escape to his batcave on his supposed day off after 96 hours without sleep and spite driven nature, and don't even come with Justice never sleep excuses is going to run by him. He got Alfred's speical Bruce's tranquilizer gun at ready and he is not hesitating to shot you Bruce.

He does kept Tim from overdoing with the coffee addiction, giving him a better offer of coffee as long as he goes to sleep. Dick will still talk about Saturday night when Tim tries to sneak out to do some more investigating in the batcave only to see Danny dragged a unconscious Tim back to his room, a two tranquilizers to the back and one of his arm, though he didn't mention the Danny's glowing cat light green eyes that shine in the dark.

Danny's funny puns neon ghost stickers made dick's days, every morning as he goes to get his lunch, and he really want to know where he get them from.

Danny did actually helped a lot with the Wayne Manor as it never been cleaner before, Jason visited one time even mentioned that the chandelier never feel so clean to hang on from, not a speck of dust on it.

Damian getting a new animals book/documentaries, a new knifes for the collection or art supplies that match his demands in a way that keep his stabby nature at sate and bay for now.

Barb, Cass and Duke are amused by the fact that Bruce, Tim and Damian are having a little mid crisis that danny making them have day off on certain days such as holidays.

All this free time actually had alfred's going back to old hobbies that were nearly long forgotten such as conversations with old dear friends, practicing his old shooting skills, and having well deserved rest. Once his arm was healed, he stil did his duty along side with Danny as it was much quicker to do together as two people at hand.

What they will probably find out later on in the future that danny is actually Bruce's great grand uncle from his older sister side, and that he had disappeared when he was 20 years old in a old spooky town that vanished and still on today uneXplained series after his great grandmother moved to gotham. (But that another story for next post)

[croziers-compass]

Like to kiss that old man. Reblog to break his hips.

[bestoldmanyaoi]

Old Man Yaoi Tournament Round 1

[evilfaggotyuri]

return of the king

THE TERROR AS GRINDR MEMES 3/?

(if anything is ooc just shoot me)

[magnetostits]

i think i should inform yall that yesterday when i was really drunk a girl i have several mutual friends with tried to hit on me and i said i needed to be loyal to my husband and all of my friends were like girl what??? and i was like no i am actually married look at him and pulled up a screenshot of magneto

[smellroy]

Been drawing Jirving too much so here’s compensation.

[godslittlesadge]

another important thing that the terror tells you is to never believe that you're as unworthy as your mind thinks you are because here is captain crozier his self esteem so low it would be enough to break antarctic ice. meanwhile three separate men are so psychosexually obsessed with him that one of them decides to stage a mutiny about it

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price and Basil Rathbone --

The Comedy of Terrors (1963) dir. Jacques Tourneau

[theselkiefolk]

The captains enjoy a night out after their rescue, in the style of Tintin~

[deadrlngers]

Jared Harris as Francis Crozier in The Terror for @primonizzutto

[noeavoiding]

John Lynch as Massimo || Da Domani Mi Alzo Tardi

[sicktwistedlimpwristed]

He's like the stage 4 terminal level of old man fuckers like this man looks like a bulldog and is the most bitter miserable old bastard and yet every time I hear him talk in that Irish accent I get it. God id do anything to be on that boat and have him bark orders at me

[averagepolarexpeditionenjoyer]

No because y’all don’t get it. Sir John was the funniest character in this show. He made ALL the mistakes, sent EVERYONE to their death, all the while he puttered around like a Jane Austen uncle fresh from the seaside— before dying and leaving his problems for everyone else

he’s so real for that!!!!! Tbh I can’t not babygirlify his ass 💕💞💕💘

[birdclowns]

hi the terror fandom. looks at you

[pretendingday]

fighting dogs