#hickeytozer

[aboutyoutoo]

[jeyneofpoole]

a prophet!

[evilfaggotyuri]

I will probably make another one

Edit: i did

[goddisposez]

shout out to pathetic men with a dog motif. gotta be one of my favorite genders

[prouvvaire]

solomon tozer's seven weed smoking girlfriends

[crustaceousfaggot]

Terror textposts but it's almost entirely the mutineers because I have a problem

[fra4tas]

[luff-gore]

AMC's The Terror: Crack Posts (1/?)

[tgtbata]

oh but jesus was a cross maker

[dravenscroft]

Imagine your friend dies and your bosses are screwing up everything at work, and then some cute coworker you used to dislike convinces you to unionise but it turns out your union is an armed militia (you armed it) and the cute coworker straight up murdered two of your other coworkers, and now you're being dragged along on the worst camping trip of your life. You're kind of dating the cute coworker but he's also married and his wife is right there, things are super weird and awkward. And then one day his wife is literally killed and eaten so you're promoted to Husband except no one is getting laid because you all have lead poisoning and your honeymoon involves you being chained to a boat like a dog and sacrificed to a bear-god-spirit-thing. At which point you learn your husband has been comitting identity theft all this time. Also your old boss is there?

This happened to my buddy Solomon Tozer 😔

[jeyneofpoole]

rat king

[evilfaggotyuri]

return of the king

THE TERROR AS GRINDR MEMES 3/?

(if anything is ooc just shoot me)

[froggerland]

Finally tackling the requests (feel free to send more btw i will do them eventually i swear)

This basically turned into a mutineers doodle sheet bc i cannot and will not stop incorporating Tozer into everything ever

Left to right:

- Billy at the start of the expedition when he still looked somewhat alive (no shade to the actor absolutely terrific casting he does look like a dying victorian dude)

- Tozer and Armitage (trying to draw more fullbodies)

- Billy looking not so alive anymore

- Hickey ans Billy (I dont really ship them bc hickey is a twisted little fuck BUT i firmly believe he actually loved Billy (in his weird way but nonetheless) case and point the mercy kill scene (aka he stabs billy before he gets too sick) (i could write a whole ass essay about this))

- 2x Tommy Armitage

- Hickey trying to seduce Tozer (its up to you to decide what his other hand is doing)

- Tozer (my favorite shaggy cattle dog you will always be famous to me)

- Armitage trying on Tozers uniform bc that one footnote that said Tommy wanted to be a marine but wasnt allowed to bc hes partially deaf is so important to me (its the only thing that makes Armitage interesting to me (im sorry i really dont care about armitage or gibson or any of the mutineers except for tozer all that much agdghshs but i do see the appeal i see the vision you guys have))

Bonus!! Give it up for the worlds worst fucking polycule

[prouvvaire]

another silly one for hickeytozer nation

[anaisimoo]

dave k adding every song to ever exist about blindly following to death someone who won't look at you the way you desperately need

[luthanraels-bignaturals]

don’t get it twisted, if hickey ever became an influencer and got cancelled gibson would be completely aware all the allegations were true, and would not care. it’s radio silence about his problematic girlfriend on all his accounts.

now tozer would be the one embarrassing himself with dozens upon dozens of angry response videos and endless twitter threads about why hickey didn’t do anything wrong. he would believe with his entire soul that the allegations were completely false. no one can convince him otherwise, no amount of evidence or logic sways him. the entire time he is white-knighting on any platform that even mentions his problematic girlfriend and just generally making an ass of himself.

he never stops believing he was defending an innocent man from vicious lies until three months later when hickey causually says something like, “remember when everyone were frothing at the mouth cause I called that facebook jesus freak a faggot? good times”