#hickeytozer

[fitzjamesbulletwound]

i’m not gonna lie, billy ATE when he said “and what do i get in return, news of the marines?” with that bitchy little smile, he was like “i KNOW you’re fucking that slut solomon tozer now” but then… the rat marriage

[jeyneofpoole]

a prophet!

[fra4tas]

[evilfaggotyuri]

return of the king

THE TERROR AS GRINDR MEMES 3/?

(if anything is ooc just shoot me)

[goddisposez]

shout out to pathetic men with a dog motif. gotta be one of my favorite genders

[tgtbata]

oh but jesus was a cross maker

[prouvvaire]

solomon tozer's seven weed smoking girlfriends

[dravenscroft]

Imagine your friend dies and your bosses are screwing up everything at work, and then some cute coworker you used to dislike convinces you to unionise but it turns out your union is an armed militia (you armed it) and the cute coworker straight up murdered two of your other coworkers, and now you're being dragged along on the worst camping trip of your life. You're kind of dating the cute coworker but he's also married and his wife is right there, things are super weird and awkward. And then one day his wife is literally killed and eaten so you're promoted to Husband except no one is getting laid because you all have lead poisoning and your honeymoon involves you being chained to a boat like a dog and sacrificed to a bear-god-spirit-thing. At which point you learn your husband has been comitting identity theft all this time. Also your old boss is there?

This happened to my buddy Solomon Tozer 😔

[luthanraels-bignaturals]

don’t get it twisted, if hickey ever became an influencer and got cancelled gibson would be completely aware all the allegations were true, and would not care. it’s radio silence about his problematic girlfriend on all his accounts.

now tozer would be the one embarrassing himself with dozens upon dozens of angry response videos and endless twitter threads about why hickey didn’t do anything wrong. he would believe with his entire soul that the allegations were completely false. no one can convince him otherwise, no amount of evidence or logic sways him. the entire time he is white-knighting on any platform that even mentions his problematic girlfriend and just generally making an ass of himself.

he never stops believing he was defending an innocent man from vicious lies until three months later when hickey causually says something like, “remember when everyone were frothing at the mouth cause I called that facebook jesus freak a faggot? good times”

[minature-monsoon]

hickeygibsontozer have a hold on me. So. Implausible canon divergence be upon thee 🫵

Edit: i made a comic series about this btw

[jeyneofpoole]

rat king

[horror-aesthete]

[fra4tas]

I don't know if anyone made this meme with them but-

[jirving]

for the lovely and wonderful @massgrav <3

[innocentiusxiv]

[tgtbata]

i gotta whole lotta lovin' on the tip of my tongue