#terrible town

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

O, Icarus.

O, my Icarus...

Stanford is desperate. He has tried every method possible to try and rid himself of Bill, and he's got nothing to show for all his efforts but more scars and less sleep.

His head is killing him. Another consequence of his many attempts to just live. Yes. He yearned to live, because he was dying. Dying in the hands of his own muse. Was it so wrong of him to want to live? To fear death? Perhaps Stanford was selfish; a hypocrite, to avoid the same death that had so soon and so unfairly claimed his friend and his brother, but he was only a man.

Stanford knew he didn't stitch his wound right, he could feel it. He could feel the cold nails and bolts dig into his head; his scalp pulled taught over his newly metal plated skull to cover the holes. He felt something rattle when he moved. Perhaps he should have welded the metal plate into his head instead.

Project Mentem did not react well to his open skull and neither did the poorly screwed metal plate in his head.

[ratatatastic]

more shenanigans from the vanha kauppahalli date!!! i.e how quickly can maffhew offend an entire nation and getting deported because he somehow manages to butcher everything

man who desperately seeks approval and very wary to not offend his husband's teammates language he needs to excel at this and not make a fool of himself (spoiler alert he makes a fool of himself anyways)

[mzminola]

AU where Dick Grayson is just continually suffering: after Jason's attempt to be Gun!Batman results in Jason falling off a bridge, instead of coming back as Red Hood With A Different Helmet, he instead takes a gander at Dick As Batman, Damian As Robin, Stephanie As Batgirl, and goes "Oh we're all trying on each other's mantles, got it," and digs out his old Nightwing suit from Brothers In Blood.

Everything else about Jason's appearances in this Batman & Robin run is exactly the same. He still kills people, picks up a sidekick, and prod relentlessly at the Bats. He's just doing it all as Gun!Nightwing.

[phantomchick]

It's a shame the bbc merlin fandom is dead because I'm just a man would work so fucking well in one of those tiktok snippets for both Uther and Merlin.

But when does a comet become a meteor? When does a candle become a blaze? When does a man become a monster?

When does a ripple become a tidal wave? When does the reason become the blame? When does a man become a monster?

[dyllpyckles]

forgive me father for I have been influenced 😔🙏

@danielhowell

[seaglassdinosaur]

Hoping wishing praying begging that Kenny doesn’t get put in a relationship with a cop.

[scribz-ag24]

grovyle going quiet when emotionally overwhelmed by a situation

dusknoir laughing and bluffing and rambling and screaming when emotionally overwhelmed by a situation

is this anything

[angelpuns]

Everything is very horrible today in an autistic meltdown kinda way so either I'll pop off and draw a lot or lay face down in bed doing nothing for several hours we'll just have to see

[sneppu]

Feral Little Sneep

I feel like there would've been an incident at LEAST once in like 1st year or something, where baby Sev snapped and showed his wealthy pureblood housemates The Cokeworth Way of Doing Things™ by stabbing someone with a quill or something after being shittalked for his very obvious not-like-the-others-ness just a little too much.

Meanwhile Lucius Malfoy, watching this happen: ah, that one. That's my favorite one.

[syrupmap]

Imagine Fraser coming home to this

[lesbianfakir]

If you think about it the song discord from my little pony fame is a perfect princess tutu song. You know who else is not a fan of puppeteers. You know who else has a nagging fear someone else is pulling the strings. Where is my amv

[cchloset]

hey guys so ive lied to you all i actually cant draw. i seem to have exhausted every and all trace of creative skill. The Vampire sucked it out. many idea but no draw on tablet. so have this stupid doodle instead

headcanon that Buster was SO annoying about learning french. because of that scene in the restaurant where he speaks french to the waiter like be so serious

[ultrainfinitepit]

Today's OC is Mick Sycamore, he is the second protagonist of the Town of Puddle story (after Sam). He is also an angel, and a detective. For funsies I gave him a superhero form inspired by Omniman from Invincible.

[iloveacronix]

Doodles of my bbgs before I sleep. @yourlocalkitkat GOT ME INTO THE HETEROCHROMIA HC FOR CYRUS💪😈

Also some random pics of Kit and I playing the goofy ninjago roblox game and pony town together(for once the ninjago area was PACKED)

IM CYRUS AND THEY'RE ACRONIX ON RBLX, ON PT IM KRUX AND THEY'RE CYRUS. THEN IM CYRUS TOO...💀💀

[artbribery]

Pariah Dark is turned into a toddler and entrusted to the care of the Ghost King aka Danny.

He can’t keep him in Amity or the Realms so he goes to the next best choice: Gotham.

I originally thought about it with Pariah “PD” Dark as the toddler and with Danny being the tired single dad following his child, fixing his messes and giving apologies.

But Danny is so tired that it doesn’t even register to him that what he just apologized for was actually a Red Alert emergency for the Bats. 

An unearthly screaming ringing in Gotham, an eldritch being took the entire town into another dimension. 

An emergency in which Danny just went up there to the source of the screaming, crouched down, full named him and gently but firmly told him to put it back like he caught him with his toddler hands in the cookie jar. 

And then everything went back to normal. 

Just like that.

(This next part is shitposting)

A few minutes earlier(?)

I am a vigilante doing a stake-out at the farmers' market in Gotham. They sell a huge variety of stuff, including fresh shrimp. Today a toddler walked by the shrimp cooler and started chanting "SHRIMP! HEAVEN! NOW!", emphasis on the "NOW!". Eventually leading his father to say "Please PD, we can't keep doing this." What is Shrimp Heaven? Why does PD need it now? What are my responsibilities in this situation, if any? I'm confused and delighted by this sloganeering child, but I fear something darker may lay under the surface.

[get-along-little-khornedoggie]

some more old art; phil just saw a bunch of bookshelves he could steal