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more shenanigans from the vanha kauppahalli date!!! i.e how quickly can maffhew offend an entire nation and getting deported because he somehow manages to butcher everything
man who desperately seeks approval and very wary to not offend his husband's teammates language he needs to excel at this and not make a fool of himself (spoiler alert he makes a fool of himself anyways)
#matthew tkachuk#aleksander barkov#florida panthers#2425#“oulu” “thats mikksy town” “thats mikksys town!!!! (suddenly realises he needs to get this so right) OUGCGHLU”#[deep breathes. struggling. heavy breathing.]#← girl who is trying her best she needs to be so good at finnish which is normal to want and possible to achieve#sasha dying beside him the whole time#“how... how do you say it wrong 🤣🤣🤣” “UUS- I DONT KNOW 😭😭”#HIS VOICR CRACK. SASHA BE NICE HES TRYING SO HARD HES EXERTING BRAIN POWER HE DOESNT HAVE.#“[butchers uusikaupunki for the nth time] its just... not gonna get it-” “[taking phone away for the good of the country] yeah thats enough”#PLEASEEEEEE#their banter is so funny maffhew you are so bad at this and sasha is terribly charmed its hilarious
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AU where Dick Grayson is just continually suffering: after Jason's attempt to be Gun!Batman results in Jason falling off a bridge, instead of coming back as Red Hood With A Different Helmet, he instead takes a gander at Dick As Batman, Damian As Robin, Stephanie As Batgirl, and goes "Oh we're all trying on each other's mantles, got it," and digs out his old Nightwing suit from Brothers In Blood.
Everything else about Jason's appearances in this Batman & Robin run is exactly the same. He still kills people, picks up a sidekick, and prod relentlessly at the Bats. He's just doing it all as Gun!Nightwing.
#Tim As Red Robin not listed because he's not in town so Jason doesn't see that#might hear about it! but it's not a factor#making Dick continuously do Kermit Crumple Face is the deciding factor for Jason#DC#fic ideas#Jason Todd#being a menace#Dick Grayson#having an utterly terrible time#Nightwing
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forgive me father for I have been influenced 😔🙏
@danielhowell
#the terrible influence tour#daniel howell#dnp#dan and phil#terrible influence#the boys are back in town#small nod to II also#y2kcore#danart#phanart
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It's a shame the bbc merlin fandom is dead because I'm just a man would work so fucking well in one of those tiktok snippets for both Uther and Merlin.
But when does a comet become a meteor? When does a candle become a blaze? When does a man become a monster?
When does a ripple become a tidal wave? When does the reason become the blame? When does a man become a monster?
#merlin#bbc merlin#no but baby druid mordred vs older terrible mordred innocent morgana vs evil witch morgana#merlin when he comes to town vs merlin when he starts fucking up letting the dragon loose betraying morgana hiding everything from arthur#at what point does he reach the point of no return#where the prophecy stops being attainable?#when did it all go wrong when did it become impossible for them to go right
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grovyle going quiet when emotionally overwhelmed by a situation
dusknoir laughing and bluffing and rambling and screaming when emotionally overwhelmed by a situation
is this anything
#i want it to be something#dusknoir pulls out a monologue instead of admitting hes beat#grovyle goes 'guess ill die then'#bc sharing your feelings counts as sharing information so he'll eat his arm before doing it#unrelated but i love when dusknoir is having his internal meltdown his portrait is covering up grovyle#like sweetie wait there in terrible agony for a minute. im having a me moment now#dusknoir#grovyle#pmd2#i know dusknoir is pretending in the first two but im gonnaa assume hes playing with half truths here. trying to act out how he would react#bc his entire time in treasure town and early se5 leaves to interpretation how MUCH he was pretending and lying
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Feral Little Sneep
I feel like there would've been an incident at LEAST once in like 1st year or something, where baby Sev snapped and showed his wealthy pureblood housemates The Cokeworth Way of Doing Things™ by stabbing someone with a quill or something after being shittalked for his very obvious not-like-the-others-ness just a little too much.
Meanwhile Lucius Malfoy, watching this happen: ah, that one. That's my favorite one.
#severus snape#pro severus snape#harry potter#hp#lucius malfoy#snape fandom#young snape#snape#snapedom#snape love#pro snape#snucius#lucius x severus#not art#so so terribly uncouth; this baby Sneep#absolutely ill mannered#but he's only a baby#this little creature from the absolute single most shitty and horrendous side of town? oh he's FERAL at first
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If you think about it the song discord from my little pony fame is a perfect princess tutu song. You know who else is not a fan of puppeteers. You know who else has a nagging fear someone else is pulling the strings. Where is my amv
#something terrible is going down through the entire town etc etc#why did you take our world away#it’s 3 am and I am listening to old nightcore songs#princess tutu#does the amv exist?? pls I need it#also#while I’m on this tangent where the FUCK is ready as I’ll ever be#like every tutu character and their mother is capable of a villain arc#come on guys. do better#lea talks#lea posts
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oh the tragedy of a podcast character with a daughter..............
#m#audio drama#malevolent#fathom/derelict#wolf 359#ethics town#probably more that im forgetting/haven't heard yet#many such cases...#i was gonna say podcast girldad bc the phrasing is funny. but then i would be excluding my girl eva graff of fathom/derelict fame#and i could not do that to her#anyway. now that im actually listing them there is a really interesting pattern#of “something terrible happened to my daughter and i feel/am (at least partially) responsible for it.”#“i can never take it back but by god ill regret it for the rest of my miserable life”#doesn't apply exactly to all of these .but very interesting.#esp bc sm of it is father/daughter theres probably some gender dynamics stuff at play that i could think abt if i was smarter#and also not at 1am#ok actually gojng to bed now. for like the third time.ijust had to get that out#this is all part of my dastardly and clever plot to get more people into derelict + ethics town btw.let me know if its working
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the things rizz does to a man's sense of humor
#howdy has heard that joke five times already#theres no hope for him#my new favorite Thought#is barnaby & howdy doing their thing yk flirting at the counter#while a line steadily forms behind barnaby#the entire town is In The Store waiting & listening to barnabys terrible jokes for an hour straight#while howdy just laughs along and swings his legs like the lovestruck fool he is#one day barnaby comes up to the store and theres a 'no dogs allowed' sign#made by sally & put up via (almost) unanimous vote held by the neighborhood#barnaby was not included in the vote. howdy was the single nay. everyone else enthusiastically voted yay#LaughingStock#scribble salad#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#welcome home fanart
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Today's OC is Mick Sycamore, he is the second protagonist of the Town of Puddle story (after Sam). He is also an angel, and a detective. For funsies I gave him a superhero form inspired by Omniman from Invincible.
#they are shaking hands about committing terrible violence#JOKE JOKE but not really >.>#town of puddle#ocs#art fight#artfight
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Doodles of my bbgs before I sleep. @yourlocalkitkat GOT ME INTO THE HETEROCHROMIA HC FOR CYRUS💪😈
Also some random pics of Kit and I playing the goofy ninjago roblox game and pony town together(for once the ninjago area was PACKED)
IM CYRUS AND THEY'RE ACRONIX ON RBLX, ON PT IM KRUX AND THEY'RE CYRUS. THEN IM CYRUS TOO...💀💀
#Bye what were we on playing roblox#KIT YOU KEPT FALLING OFF THE FRIKING BORG TOWER </3 /J#I love playing online guys#You either meet the nicest people or most unhinged#We do NOT talk about the roblox ninjago role plays in the server kit and I were previously#It was terrible#lego ninjago#ninjago#art#lego ninjago fanart#my artwork#help me please#Ninjago cyrus borg#Cyrus borg#Cyrus borg ninjago#Guys please we need more people to join ninjago pony town#Pony town#roblox#Ninjago roblox#Ninjago ponytown#Ninjago krux#Ninjago echo zane#Echo zane#Echo ninjago#Krux ninjago#I forgot if i posted the krux and echo images#But who cares
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Pariah Dark is turned into a toddler and entrusted to the care of the Ghost King aka Danny.
He can’t keep him in Amity or the Realms so he goes to the next best choice: Gotham.
I originally thought about it with Pariah “PD” Dark as the toddler and with Danny being the tired single dad following his child, fixing his messes and giving apologies.
But Danny is so tired that it doesn’t even register to him that what he just apologized for was actually a Red Alert emergency for the Bats.
An unearthly screaming ringing in Gotham, an eldritch being took the entire town into another dimension.
An emergency in which Danny just went up there to the source of the screaming, crouched down, full named him and gently but firmly told him to put it back like he caught him with his toddler hands in the cookie jar.
And then everything went back to normal.
Just like that.
(This next part is shitposting)
A few minutes earlier(?)
I am a vigilante doing a stake-out at the farmers' market in Gotham. They sell a huge variety of stuff, including fresh shrimp. Today a toddler walked by the shrimp cooler and started chanting "SHRIMP! HEAVEN! NOW!", emphasis on the "NOW!". Eventually leading his father to say "Please PD, we can't keep doing this." What is Shrimp Heaven? Why does PD need it now? What are my responsibilities in this situation, if any? I'm confused and delighted by this sloganeering child, but I fear something darker may lay under the surface.
#dp x dc#it also could've been Dan and make more sense in some ways and less in others#but I also really just wanted the dimensional displacement tantrum#like Dan becoming a toddler and being a menace is correct#and having really terrible tantrums checks out#but there wouldn't be take the town out of town with him#just a take everything including the town Out tantrums#i don't know much at all about toddlers but this one article says some things and i extrapolate to my convenience
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some more old art; phil just saw a bunch of bookshelves he could steal
#c!techno#c!philza#drawing phil's wings is awful bc you have to draw Okay Wings and then just FUCK EM ALL UP#terrible#anyways c!phil is an arsonist weeb who murdered a villager for looking at him funny#and we love that for him#anybody wanting to reduce the man who laughed spawning withers all over the town that killed his best friend on his doorstep#to some sad and doting clair huxtable oh u boys wet blanket#can meet me in the Pit
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I genuinely haven't touched this game in years but something came over me (<- the hatchetfield obsession)
#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#lords in black#pony town#<- has anyone even used this combination of tags before#this is terrible
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power bottom karen whispering in hen's ear to knock her up, get her pregnant, come inside and claim her, while hen pants and moans, brain scrambled from karen's hot breath and nails scraping against her neck, scraping over her scalp, just on the right side of painful
#hen “i dont want anything serious” wilson needing to baby trap her situationship i love you#BUT before that point hen puts karen in a mating press and goes to town#years and years later this may have terrible implications for both of them and may not be something they continue to do#henren#crimson + clover
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[REDACTED] the Fortune Teller
Rumor has it there's a student who only appears at night in the library who gives strange predictions.
"Sophie" or "Vincent" is an aloof and quiet schoolmate of the player. They can only be found inside the library after 9PM when the player edits their save files. "Sophie" can assist the player with strangely specific predictions, allowing the player to know what will happen in the next few hours. Their names and gender might change the next time the player meets them, assuming there's a next time. At 40% love, "Sophie" might appear out of nowhere to warn the player if their next action is deemed dangerous.
#degrees of lewdity#dol#dol pc#shrimp is drawing#i keep forgetting to introduce my pc#sorry my child#actually they're more like a named npc oc at this point#they likes dried squids#in short they're a PC who also have access to the save features and after many traumatizing events#they decided to lay low to avoid the town's bullshits#they also avoid most named NPCs and LIs#their memory is terrible due to the events getting rewind over and over again
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