Text posts part 3, mojo dojo dream house edition
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you know sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat remembering the phrase ‘more than just romantic’ and feeling like I’ve been knocked down a hill by the reminder that Dan and Phil are like ,, actually together. it’s not just a weird online shipping two twinks thing they’re actual soulmates, companions through life, 4000 year old tortoises, RANCH, like a piece of furniture, like a normal gay couple ,,, what the fuck
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so that was a lie
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DP x DC prompt
Damian has some kind of a fight with Bruce and runs off on his own. Dani has just flown off into the sunset after D-Stabilized. They run into each other! They are BAD INFLUENCES on each other, and shenanigans ensue.
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Alistairs voice line triggered for the first time mid battle after my wardens and Id like to imagine it was a sweet bonding moment for them 😌
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Maria: What do we say when making bread?
Natasha, glumly: That's the dough rising.
Maria: And what do we NOT say?
Peter, sadly: That's the yeast fucking.
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DAY 92: they ouros on my boros till they ouros on my boros till they
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Dan in the Q&A video: oh you mean THE LACK OF WEDDING RING ON MY FINGER???
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Phil in the TIT show: do you really believe that this guy WOULD COMMIT TO MARRIAGE???
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listen. i remember sitting in the crowd at tatinof watching them do a whole bit about being gay cowboys. and that was tatinof. i swear to fucking god one of them will say the phrase "no but seriously imagine it" just to fuck with us
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Title: "flash-frozen in the driver's seat"
Fandom: Midst (Podcast)
Categories: G, Gen, No Archive Warnings Apply, Complete
Word Count: 3613
Characters: Phineas Thatch, Tzila Guthrie
“Why do you have that?” Tzila asks.
Phineas opens his eyes. She’s pointing at his abacus with the back of her pen. He looks down at it and frowns. “It’s my abacus.”
“I know what an abacus is,” says Tzila, rolling her eyes. “Why do you have Caenum? Didn’t being a soldier and solving mysteries or whatever get you a ton of Valor?”
Phineas and Tzila have a conversation in the quiet halls of the Lazaretto.
(hi everyone it's ME again! back with another midst missing scene i couldn't stop thinking about.)
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meeting so many amazing people at TIT Frankfurt yesterday was insane. I'm so happ I got to go and chat and laugh and exchange bracelets with all of you. the boys were on fire (not) and I think sisters Daniel stole whatever was left of my straightness. All in all brain chemistry: rewired. Lifes: changed. new friends: made
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Thought too hard about BJ/Peg/Hawk/Trapper/Louise and almost blacked out. I should have put them in the rare ship nom when I had the chance!!! I'm POSSESSED and COMPELLED!!!!
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Atsushi's back in the game!!! ۶( ˆ o ˆ )
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Honestly the thing that annoyed me most about the Barbie movie is that the little girl’s opinions were so second-wave feminist. It’s not even a matter of agreeing or disagreeing—I just don’t think that’s the type of feminism that politically aware little girls espouse these days. She sounds like a mom circa 2000 (any mom from a conservative center-right Republican still practical enough to want her daughter to be successful academically and professionally to a feminist Marxist hippie—in my experience, if your mom wasn’t an actual pageant mom back then, she felt kind of weird about Barbie). These days basic tenets of feminism like “it is to your benefit to have your own money” seem to be a hard sell to young women. What chance does anti-Barbie sentiment have?
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While it’s been a good few decades since he properly interacted with someone outside the abyss, Aether does miss being around regular people greatly. He misses wandering the world with Dainsleif, before their clashing ideals had parted them. He misses having real company, not the scheming monsters he's found himself surrounded by nowadays.
To this day, Aether will sometimes steal away to peoplewatch. He does tend to avoid families, however, as the mere sight tends to sour his mood for the worse in resentment of how patient he must remain for his sibling to come back to him, to understand his feelings about this world.
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