#terrible influences on each other

[dingoat]

Text posts part 3, mojo dojo dream house edition

[emotoangel]

you know sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat remembering the phrase ‘more than just romantic’ and feeling like I’ve been knocked down a hill by the reminder that Dan and Phil are like ,, actually together. it’s not just a weird online shipping two twinks thing they’re actual soulmates, companions through life, 4000 year old tortoises, RANCH, like a piece of furniture, like a normal gay couple ,,, what the fuck

[reunitedinterlude]

so that was a lie

[url-is-url]

DP x DC prompt

Damian has some kind of a fight with Bruce and runs off on his own. Dani has just flown off into the sunset after D-Stabilized. They run into each other! They are BAD INFLUENCES on each other, and shenanigans ensue.

[pumpkincalico]

Alistairs voice line triggered for the first time mid battle after my wardens and Id like to imagine it was a sweet bonding moment for them 😌

[mamaspidershit]

Maria: What do we say when making bread? Natasha, glumly: That's the dough rising. Maria: And what do we NOT say? Peter, sadly: That's the yeast fucking.

[dailyloopdeloop]

DAY 92: they ouros on my boros till they ouros on my boros till they

[the-girl-lost-in-fandoms]

Dan in the Q&A video: oh you mean THE LACK OF WEDDING RING ON MY FINGER???

VS

Phil in the TIT show: do you really believe that this guy WOULD COMMIT TO MARRIAGE???

[heartinmyphan]

this whole semi-scripted babe thing goes to show how meticulous they truly are in doing things just to fuck with us. you know they know what they’re doing.

[red-moon-at-night]

Achilles' prophecy about his fate — to stay home and live a long life but in obscurity, or to go to Troy, to war and "my return home is lost, but my glory will be undying" (Caroline Alexander translation of The Iliad) — is also about Helen's fate, by the way. If you even care.

[possiblyawesometmblr]

listen. i remember sitting in the crowd at tatinof watching them do a whole bit about being gay cowboys. and that was tatinof. i swear to fucking god one of them will say the phrase "no but seriously imagine it" just to fuck with us

[as-everlasting-as-the-sun]

drew the Apple Store Selfie™️

happy 15 years of dan and phil 💚💙🖤🩶

@amazingphil @danielhowell

[sleepyeepy]

the moral of the story is to annoy ur bff on different apps till she agrees to go see tit with you. it’s what dan and phil would have wanted

@danielhowell @amazingphil

[drinkingdeadpeopletea]

Title: "flash-frozen in the driver's seat" Fandom: Midst (Podcast) Categories: G, Gen, No Archive Warnings Apply, Complete Word Count: 3613 Characters: Phineas Thatch, Tzila Guthrie

“Why do you have that?” Tzila asks. Phineas opens his eyes. She’s pointing at his abacus with the back of her pen. He looks down at it and frowns. “It’s my abacus.” “I know what an abacus is,” says Tzila, rolling her eyes. “Why do you have Caenum? Didn’t being a soldier and solving mysteries or whatever get you a ton of Valor?” Phineas and Tzila have a conversation in the quiet halls of the Lazaretto.

(hi everyone it's ME again! back with another midst missing scene i couldn't stop thinking about.)

[phoenix-is-still-here]

meeting so many amazing people at TIT Frankfurt yesterday was insane. I'm so happ I got to go and chat and laugh and exchange bracelets with all of you. the boys were on fire (not) and I think sisters Daniel stole whatever was left of my straightness. All in all brain chemistry: rewired. Lifes: changed. new friends: made

[remyfire]

Thought too hard about BJ/Peg/Hawk/Trapper/Louise and almost blacked out. I should have put them in the rare ship nom when I had the chance!!! I'm POSSESSED and COMPELLED!!!!