#tb&tf

[doueverwonder]

ok so I couldn't get the age order to be the way I wanted and ignore the moms names they're just placeholders;

but here is Abby's immediate family for the bookseller and the florist. François was married to Anne and they had Matt; they got divorced and after the divorce François realized he was Bi. Such is life. Matt was an "every 3 days kid" until he was like 12 and something with the custody came up; he went to being with dad all the time and mom only every other weekend. And by the time he was 15-ish he just stayed with François (and Will) all the time.

Will was married to Dorothy (they were highschool sweethearts who got married at like 19 and everyone was like 'bad idea but go off ig'), they pretty quickly had Jack, and then about three years later Liam. William had some Stuff (TM) happened that made him realize he was gay, him and Dorothy were divorced by the time Liam was 1. They're still decently good friends, even though she moved pretty far away. Jack and Liam always spent summers with her, school year with William and then bounced back and forth for the allotted holidays.

{side note there's eight-ish years between François and Will so Matt is significantly older than Jack and Liam even tho their dads were about the same age when they had their first kid}

I haven't decided exactly but Abby was somewhere between 7-10 when she was adopted; she's older than Liam, about the same age as Jack, and younger than Matt (yes i know what the fic says i'm going to edit some things). Will and François had been together for about 3-ish years when they adopted Abby. (well, William adopted Abby, François got his name added when it became legal where they lived when she was about 12)

{side note pt 2. in this AU François and Will never actually get married due to a little thing called "it's not legal yet" & when it does become legal they just don't bc of a mutual "marriage was fun to try but i'm never doing that again sorry"; they might file for some sort of civil partnership eventually but besides that}

Years later, like Liam is in his 2nd year of highschool later, they get early on-set empty nest do some Debating, and end up getting a surrogate and having Peter. Officially they don't know who his bio dad is, but you look at the boy for two minutes and can tell he's a Kirkland. Just,,, Matt is back in town, Abby & Jack are back from College for fall break or smth, Liam is in highschool he's always home but; they sit all the kids down and are just "we have big news, we're having a baby!" and the general reaction is "what-what the fuck? aren't you two like,,, ancient?"

Anyway time goes on, Peter is like 3, Liam moved out to live with his mom and go to college around where she lives, Abby is back with an English degree to help Will run the shop (initially she was going to be a teacher but changed her mind); Jack is getting some long fancy degree no one quite understands but he's hyped about it and he's never been excited about school. And Matt is off wandering a national park and having a grand old time doing it.

Pete is down for a nap François slides in the room with a serious conversation to have with William;

within two years they've adopted Angelique, she's about six when Pete is five so they're close but not as close as Abby and Jack. It's so stereotypical but Abby was super happy to have a sister FINALLY she had kinda been hoping Peter was a girl but it's fine. She's fine.

And then last but def not least in the story there is actually going to be a future chapter when Abby drags Lars to meet her parents with the excuse of "you know that baby my parents have been fostering? Wendy? well the adoption papers finally went through, so legally she's their kid and legally she's my sister and they're throwing a little party and you should come and meet the rest of my family everyone is going to be there yes bring Emma and Henri"

anyway the age order is;

Matthieu

Abby

Jack

Liam

Angelique

Peter

Wendy

[pink-toonss]

Its a good thing i love the green boyfirends more than I hate posing EEEE I LOVE TJEM (also SHORT KING ADAM MY GUYTTT AAGSHJDUFJ *$*#)

[jon-sedai]

As an aspiring hater, I must appreciate Jon’s dedication to the game. He literally met everyone on Team Dragonstone and just immediately hated them. The only reason he and Davos don’t have beef is because they don’t really know each other like that. But otherwise, my boy is ready to throw straight hands every time he has to deal with Mel, or the Kingsmen, and especially the Queensmen. He’s probably even ready to throw hands with Stannis himself but I think he lowkey doesn’t want to do it because that would now be abusing the elderly, which wouldn’t be very good given his track record with Thorne and Slynt.

[catholicxknees]

Taking Back Sunday Interview - Leeds Festival 2011

[hoshigray]

i have been thinking of doing a beauty and the beast sukuna au for like 3 accounts now and the fact i have yet to do it is so funny; like he’s cursed to stay in his true form and he hates his true form and must find someone to love him in his true form to break the curse (i have also thought about genie reader x sukuna too 😣😣)

HELP THE WAY I FUCKS WITH THIS PROMPT SINCE THE JJK X DISNEY ARC BC IT MADE MORE SENSE THAN SUKUNA X CINDERELLA 💀💀💀 (also damn three accounts and not a post in sight, girl you need to fucking stop lmfao) but omg Mona you're so fucking right like word for word. Like I can imagine you both catch feelings but never say anything. But then when he's about to die, he ALMOST says it to you before unfortunately passing on. Then, heartbroken, you said "No, please!! I'm so sorry...I love you, I always loved you....please forgive me for not saying so earlier. You may have saw yourself as a beast, but I saw you as the man that stole my heart. I'm so so sorry, Sukuna....Your form means nothing to me. I just want you....." and then poof he's alive again but imagine he comes back as his true form bc you loved him as his true form!! And then he MARRIES YOU IN HIS TRUE FORM, IN THE FORM HE HATES BUT YOU LOVE SO DEEPLY— MONA PLEASE WRITE THIS D O W N ASDFEHWUAHQIKAOAQ and woooah, never thought of genie reader x kuna. Lol I can imagine them not getting along and you begrudgingly doing his first wish, but you two start to like each other and then he wishes you as his wife uwu

alsooo since we're on the topic if writing, guess who gave in and started writing for hitman! Toji x haindmaiden! You last night 🧍🏾‍♀️💦 MAN I HAD TROUBLE IF I WANTED HIM AS A HITMAN OR A SERIAL KILLER, BUT I'M ALREADY DOING SERIAL KILLER TOJI WITH SUKUNA SOOOOOO. But I think I'm gonna follow with how we talked about it; him breaking into your apartment when he hears about you and then finding out you're about to be engaged. But like....WHO PUT A RING ON YOU THOUGH??¿¿??¿¿¿¿ I deadass had to stop writing and think about it bc I made you and geto coupled up; however, that'd make you like 10+ years older than him 😅😅😅 I think I'll just roll with it but sheeesh lol hmmm I could do Naoya but idk he pisses me off LMFAO

[cakemousse]

i know pookie is supposed to be a pet name… but over here… it means…. something.. else……

[doueverwonder]

In honor of me FINALLY getting back to writing for The Bookseller & The Florist have a series of shirts Lars absolutely owns in the AU

also known as Most Of My Favorite Shirts

[ccliffjumperr]

They are so similar to me

[knightwar]

What if I talk about how much I love ZSJL's tactical batsuit because it's the only "armored batsuit" that makes sense to me ( except you arkham knight my beloved)?

[tb-rails]

Finally getting around to watching G1 hoo boy

I love how Spike pulls an Ash Ketchum and leg-tackles a robot without another thought. How strong is this boy.

(I also love how Hound just immediately takes Spike out for a drive. That's just so sweet to me)

[brick-brick-brick]

Had to quadruple check these weren't related in purpose in any way

(look mom, my first dashdidathing!)

[toskarinfr]

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[queenvhagar]

This random excuse that "oh we condensed the timeline so Maelor couldn't have been born" but like why tf not? It's not like the show paid any close attention to when Helaena started having babies or her experiences as essentially a royal womb in this world (unlike the focus given to Rhaenyra's experiences).

The twins are at youngest what... 4? Maybe even older like they are in the books? So easily there could be a 2-3 year old Maelor around who would be old enough to be aware of Blood and Cheese as it happens. Helaena easily could've had Maelor after the twins but the show simply just decided not to include him because they didn't want to, not because some irrelevant timing reason

So why just leave Maelor out while giving some half assed excuse as to why? Well of course 1) it makes B+C less horrific and makes TB look less bad for perpetrating it 2) they don't have to deal with the eventual plot line where Rhaenyra puts a bounty on a literal toddler while she's queen that directly results in him being physically torn apart by a mob

You can count on the writers at every turn to whitewash Team Black at all costs unfortunately and messing up the source material this bad already is just of course one of the first pieces of collateral damage in this "adaptation"

[aemvnd]

the more and more i think about alicent and rhaenyra's "friendship", the more i think that alicent deserved way better ִ ִ i dunno, i just find it crazy how tb is always like, "alicent betrayed rhaenyra" and "alicent stole the throne from rhaenyra to give to her son" ִ ִ what the fuck was alicent supposed to do? come on, team black supporters, think.

it was rhaenyra who betrayed alicent first when she lied to her about daemon touching her, let us not forget. also, it was always alicent trying to reach out to rhaenyra to make amends, but rhaenyra was too much of a spoiled brat to realize that alicent never had a choice to marry who she wanted, unlike rhaenyra.

rhaenyra was given a choice on who she would marry at the beginning before viserys grew too frustrated ִ ִ and henceforth, he picked out a husband for her (all because rhaenyra thought she was too good for any of the lords presented to her) ִ ִ for fucks sake, she could've married harwin if she truly wanted, and honestly it would've been better if she had since then her children's legitimacy wouldn't be put into question.

and i'm sorry, but the whole "the greens are traitors" is just soo silly to me because really ִ ִ what tf did y'all expect? was alicent just supposed to happily bend the knee to rhaenyra when ALL of her children's lives would be put in jeopardy?

that no matter what, as long as aegon, aemond, and daeron breathed, their claim would ultimately always be stronger than rhaenyra's claim (especially aegon's) − regardless of what viserys wanted, aegon is the firstborn son and has a very strong (and legitimate) claim regardless of tb's denial ִ ִ it's just a fact.

besides that, rhaenyra literally says it herself, that she "must" take aegon's head for all to see ִ ִ i guess she must've forgotten all about jaehaerys, just like the writers made her forget all about her own son, lucerys.

i also find it comical that tb's defense in all of this is "an eye for an eye, a son for a son" ִ ִ but what justice was done for aemond when he lost his eye? or are we just forgetting the fact that there was no justice given to the child who was maimed by his bastard nephew?

i dunno ִ ִ i just guess that if i was put in alicent's shoes, i too would crown my son for the purposes of not only just protecting my children, but also to spite my deadbeat (rapist) husband who neglected and ignored not just me, but all of my children.

[thatone-brightstar]

✨amy's ultimate "the bear" masterlist ✨

last masterlist i promise lol

one shots. Cigarette smoke & spices. Paint stained kisses. Purpose. (Richie Jerimovich X Platonic Fem!Reader) kinktober alphabet blurbs + winning one shot someone i saw in a dream once... (xmas special)

The Bear & The Fox (series) Part I: The Bear & The Fox. some TB&TF bts! Part II: Before You. Part III finale: More than all the stars.(WIP)

Blurbs n' thoughts scream mask carmy sensitive to sound failed lap dance calling carmy daddy pretty moans indoor picnic

[doueverwonder]

so anyway in the bookseller and the florist they live in a small-ish town that's kinda out by itself, and when Abby took over the store from Arthur he and François took the money they had saved up + Arthur still technically is an owner of the book store they get a small part of the profits and they moved about an hour away onto a few acres where they have a kinda-sorta-hobby farm and don't have to deal with annoying neighbors :)