#take your pick!

[sabzies]

Oh my God. How many times are they gonna try to rerelease Jenny? The original is the best, and it ran its course. Just let it die and make good new shit.

[fivemourners-onefuneral]

i'm sorry but when I hear people asking "who's jeremy?" the only thing i can think of is jeremy from fnaf

[nightie-after-midnight]

okay, okay, Feanor being too tense of Nerdanel is lovely, but we've been sleeping on pregnant Feanor. Please, please, might you share some thoughts (or maybe a really rough sketch?) - not necessarily nsfw/nsft but figured this was a safe place to ask.

Here we've been talking about breeding aus and totally neglecting Nerdanel popping 6 children out of Feanor once he's released from Mandos.

Listen I only think it's fair that Feanor has to give brith to seven daughters, just to even out the scales.

Eru forbid he ever has to go on bedrest, he'd actually go insane.

anyway here's a little sketch of Feanor, I'm sure he's keeping vigorous notes of his own experience but I think he is getting tired of it.

[transrevolutions]

terfs getting mad about a post I made saying misogyny is real and has an impact on women and feminine presenting people worldwide just because I included trans women in it just goes to show how their "radical feminism" is just a thin veneer for their transphobia.

[surplus-of-sarcasm]

Alright, so first off, thank you soooo much for 200 followers! 🥳 For that, I am eternally grateful. Just to be clear, I will write both of these options, but priority goes to whatever gets the most votes. It may take some time due to exams, though, so bear with me, please.

All of these options will be hero x villain. If you pick the last option, I will pick between the 2. Once again, tysm for 200 follows!

[saints-who-never-existed]

"You use the wind to carry you here. You use the forest to hide inside."

"You use all this and you don’t even want to be here."

"You don’t want to live."

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Like, fuck yes, that's exactly it!

How can you lament that a place wants you dead when don't even want to live in the first place?

[lexyscross]

My original hope for Scream 5 after seeing how they showed Sam attacking Richie in the damn TV spots was that she either hallucinates him as Billy or Ghostface, or that she becomes convinced that it’s him, but in this scenario, it’s not him or Amber. (My hope was this.) This would still allow the Kirsches to be the killers in 6 because somehow (even though it was covered up) they find out that Sam is the one who killed Richie.

[5mcsinatrenchcoat]

"Karlach Cliffgate is gone. Karlach Demonsbane is back" is doing a lot of a heavy lifting in that devnote about Avernus ending.

[nimhmistsong]

Ok, random browsers and beloved mutuals, my DnD group has reached the point in our campaign we need a name!

We've got serious and silly names based on our group and current events. But we can't decide. Do it for us, please and thank!

[itsyapeepkiri]

Too true, too true.

me individually reviewing the lyrics for every single song on a character playlist nobody else will ever hear for an oc approximately 3 people know about

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Charging Her Beam Attack

[gluttonygirls]

Who wants a big fat doggo?

If you want her hyper big.

Otherwise.

[some-kind-of-creature]

It wasn’t supposed to be a secret.

If you died while with the league, you will no longer be acknowledged to have existed, especially if you died during a mission. A disappointment will not be remembered.

The bats and birds don’t like speaking about the people they have lost, so they don’t. If someone ask about the dead, they will tell the person they don’t talk about that.

So how was Damian supposed to know that he should have told his father about his dead brother?

[incorrectbatfamandfriends]

24 year old Clark: Truth or dare?

26 year old Bruce: hn. Truth.

Clark: Have you ever been married?

Bruce:…

Bruce: I’m not sure?

Clark: What do you mean?

Bruce: I don’t know.

Clark: How can you not know this!

Bruce: I mean I’ve been pretty drunk a couple times- I remember a chapel.

Clark: I thought you were the world’s greatest detective!?

Bruce: Yeah but that’s about important stuff.

Clark: How do you file your taxes if you don’t know if you’re married?

Bruce: You think I do my own taxes?

Clark: Bruce!

Bruce: Okay, look I can figure this out. All we have to do is call Alfred.

*15 Minutes Later*

Bruce: Holy shit.

Clark: Of all the people, that’s who you married?

Bruce: There’s nothing wrong with-

Clark: They’re a criminal!

Bruce: I have a type.

Bruce: You know, this explains like seven years of weird conversations.

[violent138]

Duke: "Bad news guys, he managed to give me the slip."

Tim: "How? Okay, who's got eyes on him?"

Damian: "He's just... gone."

Tim: "Hood?"

Jason, eating takeout: "Stop hacking my comms for this, I'm not even there!" *leaves the channel*

Steph: "Negative from me, I've been tailing some whole other guy."

Tim: "Nightwing?"

Dick, in a whole other city, on the computer, barely listening: "I already told Alfred I left the keys in the--"

Tim: "Thanks anyways. Orphan?"

Cass:

Tim: "Well shit. Everyone, we need to find him now."

Kate, spotting Bruce holding someone's black-haired baby at the Gala and immediately taking the baby from him: "No."

Kate, pressing a hand to her earpiece: "I got him just in time. Don't give me those puppy dog eyes Bruce, you can't even keep all your kids' names straight anymore."

Tim: "Phew, crisis averted everyone, good work. But remain vigilant."

Jason: "Tim, I swear to God--"

[morganbritton132]

Picture this: Robin, child crime fighter, after a big ass battle. Can’t move because his cape is stuck under a chunk of skyscraper.