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syoddeye · 3 days ago
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Going big for attention is dangerous with Price because if you try to prank him with “I want a divorce” then there’s a 50/50 chance it ends with sex or you warm his cock in your mouth for hours for spewing that bullshit.
But also if you try to prank him with “I think I’m pregnant” then it’ll probably end with you on your back so he can fuck you missionary style. Nevermind telling him it was a prank cause he’ll make it a reality now.
you're gonna bring the demons out of me
hitting price with a divorce 'prank'....the fallout would last for days. i think he'd go old school. a soap bar shoved in your mouth, teeth leaving deep indentations as he doles out a punishment palm-first. he doesn't specify a number but tells you he'll double it if you let the bar slip out of your mouth.
now. hitting him with a pregnancy 'prank'? yeah, right on the money. he'll pry a few apologies out of you, make you to explain why you thought it was funny to lie to him. you don't think he'd make a good daddy or something? you hit your head and not tell him? he's a little mean about it. it's only fair.
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adnauseum11 · 9 months ago
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hello hello! i have emojis for you: 🌍🧭❤️
Hello Sy :) thank you for the asks my friend!
🌍What tags or warnings will your / one of your wip(s) need if you intend to share it?
The 18+ explicit sexual content warning gets a decent work out in SNAFU. In my Logan WIP there's more physical violence on top of the smut but even then its canon typical (as intense as that can be). I tend not to write dark stuff. Angst and emotional turmoil is more my sweet spot. I read darker stuff than I write as a rule. I'm not-so-secretly a marshmallow, my heart can't take it.
🧭An alternative title to your/ one of your WIP(s)?
I considered making every story in my Logan AU titled after a Tragically Hip song. A) cause they're Canadian. and B) because they have a massive catalogue and I'm certain I could find something that would work. Gordie was a poet and his lyrics are consistently gorgeous. In the end I went another way but it was a close run thing.
Thank you for the extra kudos, I ended up getting a positive response to my job hunt related thing I was waiting on so I have something to look forward to working on tomorrow. The extra positive vibes seemed to have helped ;)
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itscherryterry-again · 4 months ago
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This Barbie bites !
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vebokki · 4 months ago
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shen yuan's weekly "binghe YOU HAVE watch this anime i can't let you walk around being so uncultured"
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pretend-i-don-t-exist · 1 month ago
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ok back to that time travel au
it doesn't take long before people begin to point out the inconsistencies between sy's and sj's behavior with suspicion. after all, sy's generally sunny disposition is rather striking when compared to sj's aloofness and cold expressions. that could be attributed to a life-changing event or enlightenment, but still, people gossip, and with sj's reputation, they talk about it badly.
so sy, in a panic, tries to subtly show his similarities with sj. it doesn't go very well, like all his plans. but when he does give up, they are suddenly very similar.
sy, fussing over the junior disciples of qing jing peak: do you remember what to do?
yqy, about to reassure sy that the disciples will be safe on their one day field trip with qiong ding's disciples: ?
the disciples: make sure we always have our robes and guans with protective arrays on! also create a protective array on the ground and on our tents and ban intruders! never agree to anything qiong ding says and keep everything we say vague! always establish an oath if we do agree to anything. and if they try to hurt us, kill them and go to shizun because he will take care of it!
sy, proud: good.
yqy, remembering sj's paranoia: *worry intensifies*
qqq, in a peak lord meeting: so there is this one disciple i have that has a horrible, abusive husband. she's planning on running away, will it be feasible for qiong ding and an ding to create a new identity for her?
sy, reading a book bc all pl meetings are boring past or present or future: she should kill her husband. brutally. piece of shit.
the peak lords: ...
sy, an overprotective brother to one adorable and troublemaking little sister: should burn down the household too before she leaves. better yet, fake her death in the fire.
sj, strangely proud and comforted bc this kinder version of him also has his viciousness: and make sure there are no witnesses and evidence left behind.
sy, remembering qiu haitang, staring at sj: yes. make sure there are no witnesses left behind.
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cantarelaria · 4 months ago
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Holy moly! Your SY Beast peak AU IS AMAZING!!! Just imagine how MANY beasts can actually be held on his peak...
Curiosity killed the cat, but not me since im a horse. What about Binghe? Who is he here?
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Hi there 🩷 Thank you for the lovely message 🥰
Beast Peak is my purely self-indulgent au all comfort no angst, so while LQG and SQQ are too busy fighting over BingBing (as they did in canon), SY just waltz in and steals him for himself.
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And so it begins the beast peak arc for the protagonist 🐉
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disgracefulthings · 4 months ago
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Luo Bingge: I have lived for many years and seduced countless women
Luo Bingge: My charm had always been unmatched, humans and demons alike begged to be bedded by me
Lue Bingge: And yet I have found someone more powerful than me, someone whose harem made mine look small in comparison
Luo Bingge: I beg of you great one! Take me as one of your own! I will adore you as much as your other suitors. You have beaten me, and now I am yours
Shen Yuan: ????
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piosplayhouse · 11 months ago
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"Oh dear," the unicorn thought. "I must've really mucked up the story beyond compare! The Red Bull Luo Binghe is protecting the last unicorn scum?! Unconscionable! He should have driven me off the cliff by now!!"
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starry-bi-sky · 13 days ago
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what if i wrote a “shen yuan transmigrates into a wife” oneshot but the whole premise is based on the song “gone, i’m gone” from hadestown and its overall theme is wanderlust and freedom and it starts out as Shen Yuan settling into life in the palace and trying to avoid harem drama and thinking he can just live with his head down for the rest of his new life, only to be hit with a sudden intense yearning to explore his new world the likes he’s never felt before. What if he was sickly in his last life. What if he spent his entire last life indoors. Trapped between four walls. What if love is not a gilded cage. What if he begins clawing at the walls of his enclosure, desperate to escape because he wants to live, god please let him live. He can’t do this again. What if he spent months preparing for his escape and in that same breath getting the attention of some of the other wives around him because he has changed and it makes them wary. what if he got binghe’s attention as he is wont to do. What if he left. What if Shen Yuan was born with a bottomless pit in his stomach and a gaping maw in his chest. What if he was starving. What if he was starving for the world around him. What if i wrote that. What then
#svsss#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#scum villain#scum villain au#scum villans self saving system#svsss au#luo binghe#luo bingge#its the same wife transmigration plot no.143 but its starry coded#and what if i made it a songfic what then. what if i titled it ‘love is not a gilded cage’#what if there was no system in this au. just shen yuan on his own#and what if i made it part of a oneshot series with each oneshot depicting an adventure shen yuan goes on#he will eventually find his way back to binghe but not before he finds himself first#what if starry went the fuck to bed#what if the wife he ended up as was someone childish or loud or considered naive and then suddenly she’s not bc she’s sy now#and he has no system and he’s alone with no allies and he is STARVING. he is ravenous. he wants to see the world please let him see the wor#world. let him out please please please please#all the wealth within these walls could never buy the thing called love#he cares for binghe greatly. thats his fave character! but he wants out please let him out. you wont even notice he’s gone orpheus#you’ll find another muse somewhere.#luo bingge is a good hunter but shen yuan is a good hider.#i want ning yingying to find sy in the gardens one day and suddenly see her shizun. sy wanted to try doing sqq’s signature move bc it#seemed simple and easy enough and nyy saw him. and she asks him where he learned that. and he panics and lies and says in a dream somewhere#gnaws on the bars of my cage
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ramp-it-up · 10 months ago
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II Most Wanted-
Jake Syverson x Reader AU (Sy x Buttercup)
You fell in love with Captain Syverson 20 years ago. 17 year old Football and Baseball Captain Jake Syverson, that is.
You two didn’t make any sense: you were the new girl in town, and Sy was the Homecoming king, but you were his shotgun rider in his iconic Ford Bronco for a few majestic months in 2004.
An unplanned pregnancy, deception, and duty tear you two apart. Forever.
So you thought.
Life took you across continents, marriages, and careers as you both grew up, and you thought your heart was safe. But the feeling you got when you saw Captain Syverson, US Army, Retired, at your 20 year reunion was quite the unexpected twist in your orderly life.
This reunion causes your lives to collide in both the best and the worst ways. Will you run, or ride or die?
Old feelings and new promises.
Angst, fluff, and smut.
This one’s got it all.
Ao3 Link
Part I: ...And I don't know what you're doin' tonight… 🔥
Part II: Pedal so heavy...
Part III: Drivin’ you crazy…
Part IV: …Anytime you’d like 🔥🔥
Part V: Wherever You Take Me 🔥🔥🔥
Part VI: Came out of Nowhere 🔥🔥🔥
Part VII: One Day We Won’t Be 🔥🔥🔥
Part VIII: Time For Something New 🔥🔥🔥
Part IX: Shotgun Rider 🔥🔥🔥
Wedding Dress Poll
Part X: 'Til The Day I Die (1) 🔥🔥🔥
Part XI: ‘Til The Day I Die (2): Bless the Broken Road
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gaywarcriminals · 3 months ago
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i think siren sj should try to seduce sy as they become adults which fails at every turn bc sy is blind to signals. cue sj hearing about sy’s new “friend” who is clearly going after him for sex! sj has a full belly the next night. sy is so sad his new friend is gone but at least sj has given him some pretty new shell or pearl to cheer him up!
Alklkacklanklcalkn. After a few deaths, rumors start going around that SY is cursed, and people start slowly backing off. SY mopes about his friends avoiding him, but luckily SJ is there to comfort him! (Side note:I think SY still hasn't realized that SJ eats people, since SY has been feeding SJ a steady diet of pork and candy for 10 years).
SJ has also been sooo nice lately, draping SY in all kinds of hand made jewelry, saying it's "traditional"! SJ keeps asking if SY has been eating properly, and poking and prodding SY's body tisking about how he's not "ready" yet-- he keeps alluding to something happening in the spring that SY is supposed to prepare for, and ofc SY can't disrespect mermaid culture but disobeying SJ's orders!
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syoddeye · 3 days ago
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nothing in my head but that one tiktok trend/prank where one of the partners says “i cant pay the mortgage this month” with john price. and how he just glances over to them after taking a sip of his iced whiskey, sitting in his office with his glasses halfway down his nose and a look that asks what game you’re playing at.
you’ve obviously never payed the mortgage while with him.
the pain of it being right after the first of the month
you go into it planning to pull the cheesy, classic but i can pay another way, john, maybe crawl over on your hands and knees from the door,—but i don't think the man would even look up.
he'd swirl his drink, finish the page he's on, take off his readers, then motion you over with his book and a quiet "c'mere, trouble." he'd ignore your little joke, corral you into the space between his legs and his desk, and remind you that if it's attention you're looking for, you need only ask.
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dumbfucksystem · 2 months ago
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do you guys think anyone remembers to put flowers on airplane’s grave…
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alicecorpseliddell · 16 days ago
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PLURAL ASK GAME (30 questions)
Have an ask game we came up with while waiting around at the hospital today!!!
Remember to practice reblog karma!!*
*reblog karma does not apply to us/the original post, but you're free to send us asks anyways; and if you do, send them to @thecorpsefactory
❤️ — How many hosts do you currently have, and how many have you had in total?
🧡 — Do any of your hosts (current or previous) have sub/side/hemi/etc-system(s)?
💛 — Do people in your system retire from their roles/'jobs' often/do you have a high turnover rate?
💚 — Do you have an inner world? If so how many? And can you (or any headmate) control any of them?
💙 — If there are certain plural terms that your system doesn't like what are they? And why?
💜 — Do you have any age or age-identity that has more people aligning with it than others? (i.e. more 16 year olds than anything, more agesliders, etc)
🤎 — Is your system collectively any form of otherkin or therian? If so how did you figure out you were that collectively? And do any individual headmates not identify with it?
🖤 — Is there any type of role or headmate you wish you had more of? (i.e. more protectors, more traumaholders, more endogenic headmates, more walk-ins, etc)
🤍 — Do you have any system visitors? (i.e. someone who doesn't live in your system but stops by sometimes— doesn't have to be able to front)
💌 — Are there distinctions between headmates' handwriting? If so who has the worst handwriting? And who has the best?
💐 — Are there any headmates who can do something IRL that the rest can't? (i.e. sing, use chopsticks, dance, do math, etc)
🌹 — Any headmates have over 20 different names?
🥀 — If you have an inner world are there any places from real life that are there? Or any places inspired by real life?
🌺 — If you're a primarily queer system, are there any cishets? And if you're a primarily cishet system are there any queer headmates?
🌷 — Are there any multisourced headmates with over 15 different sources?
🌸 — Is there anyone taller than 60ft/18.2m?
🌻 — If you use emojis (or other symbols) to indicate headmates, have there ever been fights over who gets what?
🌼 — If you could describe your system in words that have nothing to do with plurality or spirituality, how would you?
🌑 — What's the most obscure source anyone has? (OCs do not count)
🌒 — Do you have anyone who wants nothing to do with their source, and doesn't identity with it, but still uses with their name and/or appearance from their source?
🌓 — Do any headmates have allergies that carry over to the body when fronting? If so do they act like normal allergies or are they more 'mild'?
🌔 — Are there any headmates who struggle with modern technology? If so why?
🌕 — Can anyone speak any languages in headspace that they can't speak bodily?
🍎 — If you experience amnesia barriers, are there any headmates who have inconsistent barriers? (i.e. sometimes sharing memories fine, other times being unable to, only being able to share with a select few, etc)
🍏 — What is the highest amount of headmates you've ever had at any given moment? And what is the lowest amount you've had at any given moment?
🍋 — If you have an inner world, has it always been there? Or did you have to work to create it?
🍍 — If you're religious, do any of your headmates practice a religion different from your collective one?
🍉 — If you have an inner world, do you have inner variants of social media or other forms of digital contact? (i.e. phones, laptops, etc)
🫐 — If you're publicly a system, who was the first person(s) you told? And why? What was their reaction?
🍒 — Do you have any headmates that originate from a system other than your own, but now reside within yours?
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[ PLAIN TEXT ] We Are A Diagnosed Traumagenic DID System We Are Pro Endogenic And You Will Not Change Our Mind If You Harass Us You Give Us Consent To Harass You Back
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wyyvoren · 5 months ago
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can... can i request scumcum with top!sy... i never see it :( maybe sj is powerbottoming or maybe sy got a scenario pusher to "take him down a peg"/brat tame...
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this is the only sneak peek u get. you have to see the rest on my 18+ twitter(wyporen)
i loooooveee seeing SJ bottom… just either taking control or giving it up… it’s like therapy 2 me. i want them to do extremely kinky scenes and have the sweetest aftercare. SJ would be healed i think.
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stacy-woodland · 1 month ago
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You should post your panties
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Turns out I really like floral patterns
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