#surgewel

[bumpsyp1ains]

[bowserbowser29]

Happy birthday @bumpsyp1ains!!!

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

alternative version:

[yamham154]

surge ships 👍👍👍

you can tell how i put in more effort as it went (lie i peaked with the lanolin one tbh)

[napstabl00k]

surgewel or whatever

[future-of-freedom]

Now it’s Surge and Jewel’s turn to switch bodies!

How long until Surge crashes trying to fly?

Surge watched as Jewel staggered and stumbled over to her in her body.

“The hell? Why’re you walking like that?” Surge asked, floating in the air. “You’re makin’ me look bad!”

“Hey, give me a break! I’m not used to having longer limbs!” Jewel retorted. “I’m sure my limbs are no walk in the park for you, either!”

“Yeah, maybe not. But that doesn’t matter, cuz I got your wings!” she boasted, pointing at her back.

Before Jewel could say anything, Surge zoomed off. “Look at me gooooOOOOOOH FUCK-“

*CRASH*

The tenrec (or beetle, in this case) lost control of herself and crashed through the window. Jewel just groaned, face in her hands.

[lanolinfan]

Comissioned napstabl00k to spread the Surge/Jewel brainrot. Love these two.

[all-together-now]

Due to more Tumblr wormhole shenanigans, FOF!Surge and FOF!Jewel found herself in the world of All Together Now.

They find the Amycule after some wandering around, and surprisingly, Surge isn’t impressed when she sees her counterpart.

“All those girls yet you couldn’t pull the baddest one?” she scoffed.

FOF!Jewel blushed and hid her face, having a hunch on what was about to ensue.

“The fuck did you just say, bitch?!” ATN!Surge exclaimed.

“You heard me,” FOF!Surge blurted, “Talk about quantity over quality, whore.”

ATN!Surge blitzed up to FOF!Surge and grabbed her throat.

“YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU FUCKING WANNABE!!” she screamed, shooting electricity everywhere, “MY GIRLS ARE TWICE AS GOOD AS YOUR FUCKING BUG BITCH ON THEIR OWN, LET ALONE ALL TOGETHER!!!”

“OH YOU WANNA FUCKING GO THERE YOU SLUT?!?!” FOF!Surge snarled, “I DON’T THINK YOU’RE READY FOR THE ASS WHOPPING I CAN GIVE YOU!!!”

“Nope, nipping this in the butt,” Amy scowled, pulling out her hammer, “That’s enough Surge! Let go of her!”

“Yes! Surge! Calm down!” Jewel exclaimed, “I don’t want to cause these versions of our friends trouble.”

FOF!Surge slugged ATN!Surge undeterred. ATN!Surge responded by socking her in the gut. FOF!Surge grunted, but then swung her leg up and kicked the other Surge square in the chin, making her stumble backwards.

The two tenrecs got low, sending lighting bolts everywhere as they prepared to charge at each other. Just before they did, though, a wall of flames flared up between them. Once it died down, both turned to see Blaze standing between them.

“Enough, both of you,” she ordered.

“She fucking started it!” ATN!Surge argued.

“Yes, but that doesn’t mean you’re going to escalate it,” Amy said sternly, holding Surge back with her hammer.

FOF!Surge glared at the other tenrec before feeling a strong tug at her ear.

“That’s enough out of you too,” Jewel ordered.

“She called you a bitch!!”

“And you called her a whore, unprovoked,” Jewel growled, “Not every version of you is going to be with me, and you better respect that or I won’t stop them from teaching you a lesson. Is that clear?”

FOF!Surge shot another glare at the other tenrec. She was surrounded by her three girlfriends, all giving her different kinds of attention. Amy and Blaze were lightly scolding her, while the weird lizard was frantically worrying if she was okay.

“Yeah. Whatever,” FOF!Surge grumbled, “But you’re still the best one.”

Jewel couldn’t help but smile, “Thank you, sweetheart.”

[themightyhumanbroom]

A headcanon I have is that whoever Surge gets shipped with inevitably accidentally cuts their tongue on her teeth.

[totaleclipse573]

And the third part at last! This’ll be the last one though (I have been exposed to more Surge ships than I ever thought possible)

[sunsetcorvid]

they

[bumpsyp1ains]

three of them

[bowserbowser29]

If you're up for another request, could you draw something with Surge and Jewel?

They're my favourite rarepair.

Lightning bugs are my favorite insect

[ink-b00]

I’m going to give Surge a love interest in this Game 6 au, but there’s so many ships, and I think Amy might be dating Sonic in Toon’s cannon. So that’s why I made another poll.

[yeets-ix]

[nolongeronlyhereforthewhispangle]

Barry: Are you Carbon-14, because I wanna date you. Lanolin: *swooning* Surge: Are you Carbon-14, because I wanna date you. Jewel: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE-