#whispangolin

[shatter-song]

and gay too rouge

[sonicrarepairtournament]

Propaganda for Ianfinite:

“Their love is beautiful”

[napstabl00k]

gimmie a sonic ship

@shatter-song

whispangolin :)?

whisper and tangle have been in love since before they properly met lanolin + theyre not dating because they think it makes everything too complicated. both of them fell bad for lanolin but their communication w/ her sucks so they're just trying to get a feel for if lanolin is into them back or not but lanolin is top ten "i will hold this feeling in my chest right next to my heart until the day i die" women so they're getting absolutely no signals. tangle will break the unspoken "dont ask her out until we know it'll go well" rule at some point and lanolin will go oh. huh. well im p/ sure im in love with you too so. i really don't feel like dating right now though. im like. busy. tanglevoice thats ok me and whisper arent really dating rn either we're just in love :] lanolin-girl who is very used to the point of confessing being to end up dating-voice oh. sick. can i get one of those. and then they like. kiss. but very rarely. lanolin isn't into the whole kissing thing as much as the other two are.

[kamenrideryeets]

Alright.

I will be the first to say it: we're not going to win.

The transfem Metal supporters have shit tons of Neo screencaps and even some propaganda edits stored up. They're backed by tens of times more content than the Lanolin niche is. The first arc of IDW is nothing but a stream of constant Neo swag, while Lanolin has to fight for panel-time in her still-ongoing proper debut arc.

We gender sheep enjoyers are a coughing baby fighting a hydrogen bomb.

HOWEVER.

I WILL THROW IN MY TWO CENTS. OR RATHER, MY HUNDRED DOLLARS.

GET READY FOR IMAGE SPAM.

REASONS LANOLIN DESERVES TO BE SONIC TRANSFEM SWAG CHAMPION:

ONE: Lanolin's existence upgraded Whispangle, an already extremely T4T ship, into a polycule.

TWO: She is equally emotionally damaged as everyone else in IDW, and we didn't even know it. All of her character interactions showcase an empty shell done with the world.

This is a face that has Seen The Horrors.

THREE: The cutesy little cowbell she wears IS A WEAPON. A DEADLY ONE.

Not only can it shoot sonic blasts...

IT CAN TURN INTO A GODDAMN HAMMER. A REGULAR-SIZED, COMICALLY SMALL HAMMER THAT LANOLIN STILL CAN AND WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF SOMEONE WITH.

WOULD A CIS PERSON USE A WEAPON THIS RIDICULOUS YET AWESOME?

FOUR: SONIC acted fruity with her at first sight. That DOES NOT HAPPEN, Sonic DOES NOT DO THAT, unless your T-swag is through the roof.

FIVE: Lanolin is targeted for her identity - by her supposed #1 partner! As these Discord snippets (and ANY facial expressions she makes in the comic to be honest) make clear, MAGGIE IS, IN FACT, NOT TOO FOND OF TRANS (or gay) PEOPLE:

WORKPLACE DISCRIMINATION! LANOLIN DESERVES BETTER!

SIX: Lanolin and (Neo) Metal are DATING. Courtesy of @transgendershadowthehedgehog, the crackship has just infected its first host and is spreading like wildfire as I speak. Here is a piece from Nate's server, by @transgender-battlekukku:

Obviously, Metal knows that without our support, her girlfriend doesn't stand a chance. Metal has had this in the bag for several rounds, but wants her love to be happy (Lanolin needs some happiness in her life.) So voting for Lanolin is actually what Neo Metal Sonic would want you to do.

And yes, Lanolin is dating Metal IN ADDITION TO Tangle and Whisper. And Breezie too, as @whisper-and-tangle can attest!

(Also can I mention that after Sonic got flirty with Lanolin in their first interaction, the idea of Metal cucking him makes the ship 10 times funnier)

And finally, SEVEN, the ultimate power, it worked twice and it will work again, THE POST IN THE HISTORY OF MY BLOG:

She got horns, and she a no-horns-on-girls-breed. And that's because we said so.

And with that... I have exhausted all the T4T Lanolin power I could.

As of present, I know I alone cannot possibly push her to victory, not when the dedicated Neo Metal Girlboss fandom stands together and I stand alone.

But in this coming week, with the reveal of Metolin and Metal's endorsement of her T4T GF, I can see a light. The same cyan-and-magenta light that got Lanolin here to the finals, that let her defeat Blaze, Sally, the lesbian cat from Fleetway, Barry, and the Conductor's Wife.

In no other Sonic tournament would Lanolin have ever gotten this far. Through our swag, we have guided the PTSD sheep to the finals, where she faces an opponent far beyond any of the surprise victories she scored thus far.

An opponent who, as discussed, is rooting for her to beat her.

But in spite of that cheering, Lanolin and me alone cannot leave an impact - not when a million more wonderfully edited Neo propaganda images will be in this post's notes by tomorrow morning.

And if it's not enough, then that's fine! They're a couple, and whoever loses will be very happy for her GF and just have to be the one to pay for the Transfem Queen Cake (baked with estrogen.)

But with all of this effort, this collaboration, as this Davie-versus-Goliathia battle of the swag begins...

I leave it to the rest of you, my mutuals, everyone who liked and reblogged the original This Sheep is Trans post...

TO FIGHT TO THE LAST ESTROGEN CELL!

LANOLIN THE SWEEP!!!

TRANSFEM SWAG FINALE

[bowserbowser29]

thoughts on poly cutters/whispangolin and softshell (lanolin x jewel)

Lanolin's never been a character that's stuck with me much to be honest. I don't hate her, but I don't really like her that much either. Pretty much any ship with her I'm mostly neutral on.

The one exception is probably her and Surge, but that's only because themightyhumanbroom makes it so good.

But for the two you mentioned...eh. They're alright.

[shatter-song]

[shatter-song]

Lanolin should have all the girlfriends + Barry

[shatter-song]

Gods above and below, there’s just no end to any of-!

“You’re still here?”

Lanolin jolts and looks around wildly for the source of the words spoken before landing on a familiar wolf and she feels herself relax again. Or at least, a specific definition of "relax" for the sleep deprived leader anyway.

“Gods, Whisper!” She said, “You scared me half to death."

(or: Lanolin has overworked herself into the night yet again so Tangle and Whisper take action.)

come get your poly cutters

[shatter-song]

well. first drabble of poly cutters.

[420-what-you-smokin]

VOTE WHISPANGOLIN

Propaganda for Ianfinite:

“Their love is beautiful”