#super hero darla

[hjbirthdaywishes]

August 8, 2024

Happy 43 Birthday to Meagan Good.

[colossrat]

Marvel is old. Like, not just bcs he is a entity of zillions of years old Billy was born and imprisoned for several years in a relatively conservative time full of prejudices.

When the time bubble pops and the League finds out about it, they expect Captain Marvel to be some kind of very close-minded, militaristic guy who will find the new generation full of sins (They don't know that in Fawcett there is so much magic, different species and queer entities that it is impossible to really be a socially backward place. They also don't know that the captain is a guy who doesn't like the police very much and his favorite sport is beating up nazis)

And well, finding out that the guy you thought would give you headaches in the modern age is actually super happy about it is kind of shocking Batman already had several slides ready to give the captain a lecture about respect

Marvel: Oh my gods, I found some pamphlets about these pride parades. Mr Batman, can I take this weekend off? I would love to go with my brother there!

Batman: Your... brother?

Marvel: Yes! Well, my whole family. We were part of some protests for the queer community in my time, but we were not part of any since the bubble. He liked the idea, but he's too shy to go alone, so me, my brothers and sisters wanna go with him to support him!

Batman: ... Of course, I will arrange for someone to take over your monitor duties

And next week there are several news about how the new-old heroes appeared on pride parade.

They help with things like free water and snacks distribution, first aid for minor injuries, they ensure that no homophobes try to start a fight, they don't let it turn into a mess and in general they also participate. They are practically all painted in colorful colors, their capes are personalized, some of them are dancing, others are further away taking care of the environment. Marvel does some magic tricks, makes rainbows appear in the sky and all that And they absolutely shower the green-suited superhero, aka they bro, with support and love. Vicki Vale and Cat Grant are dying to know why

And things like this just keep happening. Is there a protest in Asia about feminism? The Shazam family will be there, Mary and Darla protesting while their brothers stand around staring at anyone who wants to intervene. Community centers for homeless charities? captain will appear to call the public, ask for support and do some tricks to please the rich Donations to hospitals? They are all out there distributing news, asking anyone who can help, to help. A movement for teacher salary justice in Brazil? They are already there to help Or are movements taking place to preserve Brazilian flora? because of the criminal fires happening in the Amazon? They are there again, using their magic to heal what was hurt, put out what burned and protest, demanding more attention from the government. Do they want to take away land from indigenous tribes? They're going to have to go over the captain first. News broke about high levels of trash in the ocean. But Aquaman barely has time to deal with it himself, he sees his co-worker there with his family gathering pieces of trash and separating them for their own disposal, using spells to separate chemicals and water pollution. Is Gotham suffering from polluted air? The captain will gather a bunch of clouds and sprinkle them with some magic, and his raindrops will gradually purify the air for the people Is a police officer being cleared after attacking a teenager? no no no, marvel will be in front of the police station in the morning along with a bunch of civilians wanting justice Does a police car, or any car in general, have a sticker that supports some kind of tyrannical movement? apology for the Nazis? to an oppressive government? a prejudiced joke? Oh man, you better be ready for dawn with every part of this car missing, probably being sold illegally and having the proceeds sent to charity The fact that the captain calls the police bastard pigs was a shock, some got defensive and such, others thought it was great. It was a slight headache for the Justice League when it came to the media, but it's not like the government liked them before The movements in Brazil are there because im brazilian, raised by a teacher, there was no way to avoid it. Billy come to brasil <3

[im-not-buying-it-ether]

I am a broken record and I love my boy so now I’m thinking thanks to the new WFA update “If every Bat has their designated Super/Amazon/Flash then who would they have if they had their own Marvel?”

Now I grace y’all with this

Bruce and Billy; Worked the same teams, are basically the leaders/organizers of their families in some capacity or the other.

Dick and Darla; a big brother-esque relationship with Dick wanting to look out for and coach the youngest member of the Marvel family and make sure she’s handling things well and not taking on too much, gets more than he bargained for the first time Darla causes a unicorn stampede and whatever villain Dick was fighting gets injured with a unicorn horn stab wound.

Jason and Pedro; Another big brother situation where Jason coaches Pedro through some self esteem issues, are the “big guys” of their families but both appreciate just chilling with a quiet moment to read a good book or vibe to a good song. Not as much hero-friends as they just get along well

Tim and Freddy; We’re both YJ members and worked on the same larger teams, both are lunatics and encourage the other. Commit 110% to the insanity they get into as heroes

Cass and Mary; Both creatives who get along as civilians and are separate forces of nature in costume, Cass likes having another friend to fly with

Babs and Eugene; World class hacker and information broker with the kid prodigy on government watchlists for his hacking? Yes.

I couldn’t think of who’d work well with Duke cause I don’t know a lot about him still but I think Freddy and/or Darla are the better contenders, especially with what I’ve heard about Duke where they’d probably fit well together with “Doesn’t look like they could do a thing wrong, has committed multiple felonies”

[wasted-women]

ROUND 1C, MATCH 4 OUT OF 8!

Causes of Death & Propaganda Under the Cut:

Cordelia Chase

Cause of Death: Became comatose due to childbirth, eventually died

Propaganda:

A fiercely witty, complex and independent character - she was Always her own woman, only briefly having romantic relationships and it never defined her character for 6 seasons on both Buffy & Angel. Unfortunately the show producer was an abusive misogynist who targeted Cordelia's character specifically for humiliation when her actress Charisma Carpenter became pregnant. He is a colossal dick, and a terrible writer. Cordelia and Charisma deserved better.

I love her so much

Darla

Cause of Death: Sacrificed herself to save her unborn child

Propaganda:

She's a super old kickass vampire who was a terrifying and fantastic villain - she comes back just to be pregnant (it's this whole weird prophecy thing). And be conflicted because she's a killer but she's worried she's probably going to kill the baby once it's born and so she kills herself first and dies in the arms of her ex-boyfriend and HE is sad about it and has to protect the child and she's never really mentioned again outside of flashbacks (still about the male hero, not about her). Yes Angel the Series has so many problems.

Winifred "Fred" Burkle

Cause of Death: Died while being possessed by a demon

Propaganda:

Imagine taking an incredibly smart, traumatised, dorky, strong, paranoid, loving and curious character who is an Expert of physics and portals and basically the brains of the group by s5 and making her entire damn arc about the men she's with. Because she's the only woman left on the show (all the others have been killed off! yay??) and YET still killing her off and making her dying all about how powerless her boyfriend feels. Who gives a shit about her, her boyfriend is sad!

she's quirky and kind and really smart and somehow emerged from a hell dimension relatively sane

[panandinpain0]

Yo so like, r u ok writing for Peter Parker?? If so, could you write a Peter x Male Reader where the reader is both a charmer and peter’s ultimate hype man (sorry Ned). Around prom season, Peter asks the reader for help to ask his crush to the prom, and the reader is sadge bc he thinks it’s MJ. Slight chaos and maybe some nervous gay boy stuff ensues??

Roses

Yes, I'd love to write for Peter Parker! (And because you brought up Ned I'm assuming it's Tom Holland's Peter.)

Also, I'm in love with this prompt <3

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Requested by: Anon

Peter Parker x Male!Reader

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Peter was at his locker, talking to Ned about his Lego death star, when (Y/N) approached his locker. Peter closed it and raised his eyebrows at (Y/N), while Ned jumped in shock (neither had seen him approach but Peter's spidey-senses- or should I say "Peter-Tingles"- came in handy).

"Are you guys planning a Star Wars marathon without me?" (Y/N)'s jaw dropped with a betrayed look on his face, hand to his heart. "What happened to the brotherhood?"

Ned snorted and Peter laughed, turning to walk down the hallway.

"We were gonna' invite you anyways, (Y/N), we always do," Ned reassured, giving in to his teasing.

"Good. So, whaddya' say, Pete? Star Wars at your house this Friday?" (Y/N) asked, putting his hand on Peter's shoulder and smiling at him as they walked.

Clearing his throat quietly, Peter nodded. "Yeah, that sounds like a plan."

"It's a good thing too, because I need help studying for this chem test coming up, and I was wondering if you'd help me?" (Y/N) asked him, hand still on his shoulder.

In truth, (Y/N) was barely getting by in chemistry for a reason. It's not that he wasn't smart enough or that he wasn't putting in the work- it was that he was sat next to Peter and couldn't stop looking at him. Trying to goof off with him in class was one of (Y/N)'s favorite pastimes, and what got them in trouble the most.

This gave him an excuse to beg Peter desperately for help with his homework, therefore getting to spend more time with him. It was a solid plan in his mind.

"For sure! Studying and then Star Wars, sounds like the perfect Friday," Peter said back, always too nice (or too love-struck) to say no to (Y/N).

Ned looked between them, realizing they were doing the smiling-at-each-other-for-too-long thing, and coughed to get their attention.

(Y/N) and Peter both looked over at him and Ned smiled, "So, got any dates to prom yet?" It was meant to be a joke, the three of them in the "nerd" clique, even though realistically they were all very attractive and much more than just nerds. (Considering one of them was the web-slinging super hero, they were much more than just smart.)

"Nope," (Y/N) and Peter said in unison, laughing together.

"What about you, Ned?" (Y/N) asked back, and Ned shook his head like it was a joke he was even asking.

"Who'd wanna go out with me?" Ned asked a bit glumly, thinking he was the unattractive one in their friend group.

"Well, I have an idea." (Y/N) winked at him and pointed down the hallway. A girl named Darla, who they'd gone to school with since elementary, noticed she'd been caught staring and blushed, turning back to her locker quickly.

Ned stuttered for a minute, his face heating up. "No, she must've been looking at one of you-"

"Dude, she's been in love with you since the eighth grade!" (Y/N) insisted, moving between Peter and Ned and throwing his arm over Ned's shoulder. "I bet you twenty bucks that if you ask her out she'll say yes."

Shaking his head in doubt, Ned stuttered again, before giving up.

"She'll probably be asked out by the captain of the football team or something- that's always what happens with the cheerleaders."

"Oh, come on buddy. You've got a chance, you're the only one that doesn't see it," Peter insisted.

"She knows me because I help her with her calculus homework..."

"Just try. If not, what's the worse that can happen?" (Y/N) asked nonchalantly.

"I'll get humiliated."

"Or she could say yes," Peter countered.

"Fine, I'll do it if you guys leave me alone about it."

"That's all I ask." (Y/N) held his hands up in surrender. Then he turned to Peter and they fist bumped.

Once they got outside Ned split off, going his own way home while (Y/N) pulled out his skateboard. Happy waved from the limousine at Peter, letting him know that he was here to take him to Tony.

(Y/N) let out a low whistle, looking at the limo. "Nice ride, Parker. Perks from the internship?"

"Uh, yeah. Yeah, Mr. Stark sends Happy to pick me up when its more urgent." Technically it wasn't a full lie, he'd usually only get picked up by Happy if it involved emergencies.

"Well, drive safe. Text me if you need anything, or just if you're bored." (Y/N) pulled Peter into a hug, patting his back and putting down his skateboard.

"See you tomorrow!" Peter patting him back before watching him skate off, looking back to Happy. As he approached the door opened, and his jaw dropped as he saw Tony.

"Was that your boyfriend?" he teased, glasses at the end of his nose.

"Oh! Mr. Stark, I didn't know-"

"Hop in kid, we've got places to be."

...

Knocking on the Parker's apartment door, (Y/N) played with the colorful box in his hands.

May opened it, smiling when she saw who it was.

"(Y/N)! It's such a pleasure to have you, Ned and Peter are in Peter's room." May pulled him into a hug and (Y/N) returned it, smiling at the comfort he got every time he was welcomed into their home.

"Thanks, May. Here, my mom made you those cupcakes you like." He held out the box and May gasped, her smile getting brighter.

"Oh, that woman..." she shook her head in amusement. "Tell her thanks! Now I've got to make her that pasta she likes so much."

(Y/N) laughed and patted May's shoulder before making his way to Peter's room.

"Happy Friday boys!" (Y/N) announced as he walked into his room.

"You said that this morning," Ned commented laughing as (Y/N) slung his backpack to the floor.

"No, this morning I said 'It's Friday'. This time it's happy," (Y/N) corrected with a smirk, sitting down on the floor with Peter and Ned.

"Don't forget, it's not just Star Wars it's also studying," Peter reminded with a laugh, pulling his books out of his backpack.

(Y/N) let out a dramatic groan, clearly joking, because he didn't mind what he did as long as he got to hang out with his friends (especially Peter).

About half an hour into studying, Ned left to use the bathroom and Peter and (Y/N) started talking.

"You've asked people out before, right (Y/N)?"

"Yeah, why? You got someone in mind?" MJ was (Y/N)'s first guess. (Y/N) had seen how he looked at MJ and wished it was him instead.

Peter, on the other hand, was only thinking of (Y/N). He was extremely handsome and charming, always jokingly flirting with Peter- but no matter how smart he was, he was oblivious to Peter's obvious attraction to him.

"Uh, yeah, I do. I was wondering if you could help me ask them out to prom? Just like, give me tips or something on how to impress them..." Peter nervously chuckled as he trailed off, scratching the back of his head.

"Oh, sure! But I'm not sure there's much I can say to help. You're a really great guy Peter, and anybody would be lucky to have you. I know everyone says this, but just be yourself and depending on the reaction you get it'll tell you if they're the right person for you or not." (Y/N) shrugged, not really sure what else to say.

Peter nodded, trying to figure out how to impress (Y/N). "Should I get them flowers? Or make one of those 'promposal' signs?"

"I always thought those signs were kind of tacky, but if you think they'll like it then I think you should go for it. And I think the flowers are a nice idea..." (Y/N) tried to give him a smile, but he didn't think it looked very confident. It hurt, not knowing if he liked (Y/N) back- but it hurt worse knowing he liked someone else.

"Okay. Okay, I'll bring them flowers. What kind do you think I should get?"

Just then, Ned walked back into the room, stopping hesitantly in the doorway as if he'd interrupted something.

"Hey, Ned," (Y/N) greeted, smiling at him.

"What's up?" Ned asked, still not sure if he should sit back down or not. He considered making an excuse about asking May for snacks or something, but they weren't giving him any clear signs that he wasn't welcome in the conversation.

"Just talking about asking people to prom," Peter responded with a shrug, going back to his homework.

"Peter was wondering what flowers he should get for his crush," (Y/N) gained back some confidence with the joke, nudging Peter playfully.

"Oh?" Ned asked, eyebrows up as he retook his seat on the ground, looking between the two. He noticed their behavior and realized it was going to be weird for a while- and that he couldn't say anything. He held back a sigh at that thought.

"Yeah, what kind do you think I should get them, Ned?" Peter asked as (Y/N) started twirling his pen in his hand.

"Who're they for? Everyone has favorite flowers, right?" Ned thought aloud, looking through his notes.

"I say roses. Everybody likes roses," (Y/N) concluded, nodding as he talked.

The boys went back to studying (and eventually Star Wars).

...

Monday morning's were always rough, and prom was that Saturday so everybody was buzzing (much to (Y/N)'s annoyance).

Closing his locker with a yawn he turned to walk to his first class, chemistry with Peter, just to be jump scared by said boy.

"Woah! Peter, hey. Gave me a heart attack," (Y/N) mumbled as he clutched his chest, his breathing ragged.

"Sorry! Didn't mean to..." Peter looked sheepish as he gulped down his nerves.

"Are you okay? You look really... sweaty." That's when (Y/N) noticed the roses in his hand and his mood dropped. "Oh, you must be nervous to ask out your crush, huh?"

Peter nodded, taking in a deep breath.

"Yeah. I just hope he says yes." And he held out the flowers with a almost scared looking smile.

"(Y/N), will you go to prom with me?"

His jaw hit the floor, eyes wide with confusion and shock. He never thought in a million years Peter would ask him out, much less over MJ, who was watching from her locker next to his with a smirk.

Truth is, Peter knew that MJ and (Y/N) shared an art class and were friends, so he asked her for advice. That's what led to the awkward study conversation, and the roses in front of (Y/N)'s face.

"Wait- what? Really?" (Y/N) asked, searching Peter's face for any hints of a prank or deception. "You're shitting me, right Parker?"

Peter just shook his head, heart racing a mile a minute.

"You said roses, so I got you roses. I'm sure if you knew I was meaning you you'd have said another kind of flower but I couldn't figure out how to ask you what your favorite flower was without giving myself away-" Peter rambled, fumbling with the paper around the bouquet of roses.

(Y/N) put his hand on Peter's fumbling one and smiled at him, "I'd love to go to prom with you, Peter. I love the roses- and I'm so glad you didn't make one of those stupid poster boards."

The boys broke into somewhat relieved laughter and Peter pulled him into a hug.

That's when they remembered that they were in the middle of a highschool hallway. Everybody was staring at them, and both of their faces were shades warmer than before.

Ned, always the loyal friend, stepped in.

"Darla!" he all but shouted through the hallway, everybody's attention going to him. He was holding a singular tulip in his hand and was sweating bullets. "Will you go to prom with me?"

Some kids started laughing, but they turned into gasps as Darla nearly squealed as she nodded her head, her curls bouncing with her movement.

"Yes, Ned! I'd love to!" She hugged him, while he just stood there in absolute astonishment. His original plan was to pull attention away from his best friends by being humiliated, not by pulling the most beautiful and talented girl in the school.

(Y/N) started clapping and hollering, Peter soon joining him.

Then the bell rang, and everybody started going to their classes.

...

"I still can't believe that happened," Ned whispered from Peter's carpeted floor, staring up at the ceiling in amazement.

Peter and (Y/N) sat on his bed, putting together the Lego death star shoulder to shoulder. They'd steal looks at each other every once in a while, blushing at their newfound romance.

When they watched a movie with May later that night they held hands and shared a blanket, and all May did was smile at them when she noticed.

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Yippee!!!

Not as chaotic as I'm sure you were hoping, but I thoroughly enjoyed writing this.

Thank you anon! I hope you liked it.

-Author Max <3

[pegasussomnus]

Hiii I just wanted to tell you that I had the time of my life scrolling through your reblogs and commentary– I was giggling the whole freaking time, you're so funny to me.

The lengths the lot of you Bernard Antis will go to shit on his character and attempt to invalidate him and timbern fans is honestly almost impressive, kudos for that!

Everything I said is accurate about timber. And laughing isn't really a reply. The way you timber fans refuse to acknowledge the misogny of it is truly a sight to see but oh well.

Anyway read this on why timber fails

A. There is no real good reason to have him paired with Tim. He only appeared in six issues and none of his interactions with Tim gave us insight into who Tim was as a character or lead to any meaningful developments. The whole 'he represents the War Games era of Tim in terms of uncertainity' or 'his civilian life before losing his dad' that was used by the author, is just untrue as we never see Tim seriously appreciate his friendship like he does with say Ives, or the people at Brentwood as something that keeps him grounded or as a distraction from the hero life/normaly he needs nor do his interactions with Tim show said uncertainty like the struggle of balancing the civilian/hero life that we saw his above friends do. All of his appearances are either comic relief or a springboard/exposition for more important developments such as Tim's relationship with Darla.

There is also how he wasn't a close friend of Tim and more often than not, Tim was shown to not like him too much. At best they were casual friends and none of their interactions went beyond that. The nicest thing Tim said about him is that he "THINKS he's going to END UP LIKING" him not that he actually does so which at best shows Tim is willing to give him a shot.

At worst? Well

Yeah. The first panel is his first impression of him while the last three are the LAST interactions/mentions Tim has with him and occur after saying he 'thinks he's going to end up liking him'.

It makes no sense why Tim would even want to reconnect with him let alone date him. Tim's opinion of Bernard went from "I guess we can be friends but this guy is sus to "maybe he's not so bad and deserves a shot" to "nah screw this guy". It's telling we keep getting sold a false meta history of them being super close friends and have Bernard essentially replace Ives to try and sell the pairing.

B. Like it really doesn't do anything for Tim at all.

Bernard doesn't help Tim grow as a character, or even as a person relationship wise as Tim is still doing the same faults he did in past relationships with civilians not telling them he is Robin, keeping secrets, cutting dates/missing them, etc). but they are "resolved" by just making Bernard some ultra perfect guy who knows Tim's identity

Aka the resolution he had with Stephanie in terms of the civilian/hero life balance of having someone who knows both, so Tim is getting a balance he already had and not to mention you can't even say Tim progressed in this manner or learned from his mistakes as he never revealed his ID in the first place, so it requires no growth on his end) (never explained how he does, not to mention watering down Tim's competence in keeping his ID) so it's all moot.

Tim also doesn't progress in his civilian life at all. Like he lives on a boat and (it is said that Bernard helped motivate him to do this but never shown/explained at all and all we see is Bernard saying he likes it and the people there)? Like he doesn't even meaningfuly develop a connection with the people there aside from friendly neighbors at best. As an example There was this "subplot" of them being in danger of being evicted but Tim just doesn't care at all or do anything. Like why not use some of his wealth from his dad or something to like buy people's boats and resell them at a cheaper price so the people can stay?

The people on the boat don't even offer him a meaningful civilian connection as like I said he just doesn't connect with them and even then that civilian connection is kind of moot in the last issue when they all know his identity as Robin so that balance or finding a solution is rendered moot for the same reasons as above as he already found that balance with the Batfamily/YJ friends who know both aspects of his life and again he didn't even it reveal it to them.

Like what do they offer him? People to chill in a non-vigilante way? Like he can already do that with the Batfam/YJ and not to mention that as the series showed the Marina got involved in a lot of Robin related stuff because of Tim's ID, so it's also moot.

Another point is how Bernard for a 'relationship for Tim beyond Robin' really is a relationship where the substance largely comes from Robin. Like aside from Robin is how they got together which Bernard even states in issue 3, in the beginning of issue 7 when Bernard list why he likes Tim all the things he likes about him are reflective of his role as Robin. Like his whole trusting Tim to keep him safe, Tim being special, and Tim being his lucky charm, the examples he uses are of Tim saving him as Robin/being Robin.

And issue 7 also shows like I said above that what saves the relationship is Bernard knowing that Tim is Robin. Not to mention how he really only opens up to Tim/confides in him seriously when Tim is Robin as shown in issue 3 and 9. Hell in issue 3 when he talks about wanting to help Tim, knowing that he knows his ID, when he talks about Tim 'taking too much on his own and not asking for help and loosing himself or whatever' we know it's about Robin.

And issue 10 the grand saving moment for their relationship after the 'falling out' in issue 9 was Bernard saving the day in a Robin related mission and getting the ID reveal (but not really)

Issue 7 highlights how Tim really doesn't do anything for Bernard as Tim. Like all he does is tell him that his parents suck, he's great to make him feel better, and tell us a bunch of stuff about Bernard we've never seen before.....twice and given how the issue kept emphasizing this point (to the point where villains commented on it) and how over the top his parents/with Bernards heroic it felt generic and like the bare minimum and Tim felt like an exposition device.

Tim never really talks to him about his issues with his parents or actually substantially helps him as after Tim does the above it immediately cuts back to their relationship for cute moments. Like Bernard giving him the necklace isn't even connected to Tim 'helping' as he was gonna do that anyway.

Tim as a civilain is just the BF and the real substance comes from Robin (as it was a Robin related mission and Tim saving civilians as Bernard which lead/inspired Bernard trying to save his parents and oh look Robin once again is tied to their relationship)

TLDR: Bernard doesn't make sense as a pairing, doesn't do anything for Tim as a character nor fulfill the purpose he was supposedly brought back for

[cerealboxlore]

Billy Batson and the Super Sons Sleepover Party

Good evening, y'all. I am comfy in my bed with my plush frog from Build-A-Bear, and I got thinking. Man. I missed out on sleepover parties as a kid.

And then. Bam. Billy Batson ideas came popping in.

What if Billy Batson, pen pal/frenemy to Damian Wayne, was invited to a sleepover at his house after months of talking to each other through a school sponsored pen pal service? I think they'd be good friends, but also, imagine Billy not knowing Damian is Robin and meeting Jon Kent, Damian's other friend, at that sleepover at Damian's house.

Bruce and the batfam are happy that Damian is making normal friends who aren't involved in the superhero business.

Damian is glad to finally meet his pen pal/frenemy in person, and to talk all about animals with Billy. And also, prove Billy Batson wrong that Batman is better than Super man in a face-to-face argument.

And Jon is just happy to be there.

The hilarious shenanigans that could ensue from Billy being inside the Wayne manor, trying not to reveal his magical identity as Captain Marvel while also noticing a strange magical energy source in downtown Gothom...that may or may not be a malicious threat to everyone.

There's also the option of a scenario where Billy's identity as Captain Marvel is known to the league and Super boy and Robin are allowed over to Victor and Rosa's house for a sleepover with the shazamily.

Damian would easily get annoyed by Freddy, but also impressed by his collection of information on heroes and Eugene's technological intelligence. Super Boy and Darla would be fast friends, 100%. Pedro tried to lift more weights than Jon. Mary would be the responsible one in charge and make sure the others don't stay up too late or watch any horror movies. Billy sneaks in a horror movie.

And I am cackling at the thought of Dr. Sivana choosing this as the time to attack the city, now having to face the wrath of not only the shazamily, but also two sons of major superheroes in their pajamas, furious that their sleepover was ruined.

[wolfsbanesparks]

Two words. Magic. Heist.

Billy and his shazamily are having breakfast one day when they see on the news that a dangerous and extremely rare magical artifact is being unveiled at a museum in Gothom. Immediately they are freaking out, concerned for the well being of the Gothom citizens and worrying about what magical threat this could unleash upon the world.

It's recognized as a missing artifact from the Rock of Eternity, when Black Adam nearly caused a cave in one day, and was never seen again-until now, that is. The shazamily/marvel family are still pretty new to the scene of heroes, so they don't exactly know Batman or the other rogue heroes of Gothom yet; this, along with the urgency to collect the artifact ASAP, and not wanting to get scared by Batman (Darla's voice on the matter), pushed the shazamily to brilliantly think of a plan to steal the artifact back without anyone knowing.

A magic heist for the sake of good!

...too bad the batfam catches onto a rumor of a plan to steal the artifact in the museum and ends up causing a sudden meeting between the two families.

An introduction for Captain Marvel to batman, and soon, the Justice League. An awkward one at that.

I'm just having some thoughts rn and wanted you to hear them. I really want to write a fic where the shazamily and the batfam meet, especially with a scenario of Darla becoming friends with Damian and Freddy accidentally finding out the batfam's secret identities while Batman continues to struggle to find theirs.

Oh my God this is such a fun idea!

I can totally see the heist being Freddy’s idea. Like with their powers of speed and flight what could go wrong? (Many things can and do go wrong, especially once that bats get involved)

They get caught red handed and panic a little. None of them want to fight Batman, but they also don't want to explain themselves either.

Batman is convinced they're supervillains, but has trouble sticking to that conviction when they all desperately try to explain that the artifact is going to destroy Gotham and Darla starts crying.

Billy and Mary would probably try to be responsible when the JL arrives but they are Stressed. I imagine that in this scenario, even after the Shazamily has joined up with the JL, some heroes like Green Lantern or Flash would ask them "so, have you stolen any cool artifacts lately?" Just to tease them.

Darla and Damian forming a bond over being the youngest siblings who are vegetarian and love animals. He's super standoffish at first but Darla doesn't care at all. In fact that means it's her mission to make him smile.

Also Freddy figuring the bats out in like two days because he's an encyclopedia of superhero trivia is top notch.

[bluejaysandblackbats]

Bloody Valentines

Fandom: DC Comics, Batfam, Young Justice 98, Titans, GL Corps, Legion of Super Heroes, Flashfam, New Gods

Summary: 90s vampire slasher AU

Chapters: 1/?

Characters: Dick Grayson, Joseph Wilson, Jason Todd, Charley Parker, Zatanna, Eddie Bloomberg, Daniel Cassidy, Chester Williams DC, Guy Gardner, Kyle Rayner, Lilith Clay, Raven Roth, Kole Weathers, Bette Kane, Donna Troy, Roy Harper, Jenni Ognats, Bart Allen, Virgil Hawkins, Richie Foley, Ayla Ranzz, Zoe Saugin, Rol Purtha, Darla Aquista, Lori Zechlin, Hal Jordan, Helen Jordan II, Orion DC, Lightray DC

Relationships: DickJoey, Daniel Cassidy/Zatanna, Jenni Ognats/Virgil Hawkins, Raven/Lilith Clay

Additional Tags: POV First Person, Unreliable Narrator(s), Vampires, No Capes AU, 90s Slasher AU, Homoeroticism, Horror, Slasher

Chapter One: The Flesh (Dick's POV)

The flesh was soft and warm. I could feel the tha-thump of his heart beating against my lips, and I bared my teeth. I wanted to devour him whole. I'd never felt desire like that. It was so much deeper than lust, and he could feel it too. He shivered when I touched him. It ran through our veins, pulling us together. Magnetic debris in the very fiber of our being. It would never have been enough to fuck him. No. Something inside me burned to be part of him in an impossible way. I needed him. I pressed my lips against his chest. Pressing and traveling, pressing and traveling, pressing and traveling until our lips met. He was intoxicating.

He made three gasping breaths when our lips parted the first time. I wanted him so badly that it made my head spin. I pressed my forehead against his shoulder and lost my nerve. I couldn't fuck him. I didn't want to sully his perfectly freckled skin with cum. It would've been like shattering a stained glass window or dragging a dagger through a Monet. His cock bobbed up and down against his belly, begging to be noticed and touched, but I couldn't do it. He opened his eyes and glanced down at me lazily. I raised my head and looked into his eyes. He knew I wouldn't be able to do it, but it didn't stop him from forming a satisfied grin.

Instead of talking, he turned on his side and kissed my neck and throat, tracing my jawline with his fingers. Then my neck. My shoulders. He slid a hand down my pants, and I gasped as I held my hand over the front of my jeans. I felt the heat of his mouth against my neck and at the bottom of my ear. I kicked and writhed beneath his smooth and capable hands. An artist's hands. He pulled his hand away, and I offered a look of desperate betrayal, and he chuckled, tasting his fingers before returning his hand to its rightful place. I trembled as he ran his thumb over my head, dabbing at my precum. The whimper that escaped my throat frightened us, and he covered my mouth. His thumb was still wet on my cheek as he held back a laugh. He hid his face in the pillow to suppress his laughter.

He got up and pulled my clothes off, throwing them to the side before rubbing his body against mine. Our cocks touched, and the friction of his frenetic grinding made me sweat. I rolled my hips to make up for the moments of space between our bodies. He kissed my neck, shoulders, cheeks, and lips as I clutched his sheets, pushing against his weight with desperate craving and open mouth. It was dizzying. Hips, shoulders, neck, mouth, chests. Fuck.. I wished I could make noise. I wished I could speak. I would've told him how beautiful he looked. It was the fiercest he'd ever been, and I imagined he was devouring me whole.

He rolled off of me, cock drooling and bobbing against his stomach. I opened and closed my fists, holding onto his sheets as I tried to stave off my orgasm. I was so close I could taste it. He went through his drawer, poured oil into his palm, slathered it over his body, and returned to me. The oil heated up as our bodies collided. His hips crashed against mine. He gasped and made a soft noise as he shook his head at me. He rolled off of me to take a breath, and I returned to kissing his neck and chest, and stomach until my bottom lip brushed his head. He raked his fingers through my hair and held my bangs out of my face. I wouldn't let fear overpower me this time. I touched his tip against my lips and took his cock in my mouth.

He raised one of his knees, and I gagged. I pulled up for air and drooled onto his cock. I'd never done that before, but I wanted to taste him. I bobbed up and down until I could take his full length. I choked, and my eyes watered as I tried to look into his eyes. I hoped he would open his eyes and smile at me. I came up for air and went down on him a third time.

He lifted his head to look me in the eyes and gave my scalp an affectionate scratch. I could hear his soft guttural groaning. He used my hair to pull and push me down on his cock. I pulled up and gasped for air, and he sat up and wiped my mouth. I held my breath as he thumbed my bottom lip and ran his hand down my chest. He poured oil into his hand and wrapped his hand around my cock. It was so close to his face that it made my body tense. He poured more oil into his hand and applied it to my shaft and balls. I gasped at the heat of the oil as he stroked me gently. I held my breath as he kissed my hip bones. He looked up at me as if he were asking for permission. I nodded and shut my eyes as his soft lips brushed my head, and he slowly engulfed me with his mouth. He'd done this before. He'd done this with his perfect lips and tongue and throat. And tongue. And throat. Fuck. And his lips. The walls of his cheeks were softer than his hands were. I ran my rough palms up his face and into his hair, careful not to disturb his curls. He placed one hand on my hipbone to hold me steady, and I opened my eyes. We met eyes, and he looked into the deepest parts of me. Tears streamed down his cheeks, and his nose ran, but he still looked beautiful. He pulled up for air and took his t-shirt to wipe his face before he ran the point of his tongue up the seamline of my balls and up my shaft to my head, where he gently skimmed against my tip, teasing me until I thought I'd lose my mind. Then the warmth of his mouth welcomed me in once more. He held his mouth tightly around me, taking me into his throat, and as soon as I felt like thrusting, he'd pull up and suck on my balls. I shut my eyes and clenched my ass until I couldn't hold it any longer. I hadn't even realized he'd used his hands, but I went weak in the legs, rolled my eyes back, and came in his mouth. I wanted to stop cumming and apologize, but it was out of my hands. It felt so good, twitching inside his mouth as he raised up, tightening his lips around my head, sucking me dry. I couldn't open my eyes.

He didn't seem to mind. He swallowed, licked his lips, and grinned before thumbing my head. I shut my eyes and chewed my lip to keep from making noise. It was so sensitive and hurt a little, but I didn't want him to stop. I grabbed his hand to make him stop because I knew we'd be caught. I flopped next to him and caught my breath as I started to go soft, and I watched with half-open eyes as he milked himself dry. I watched as he shuddered and splattered all over his stomach. He took a tissue box and wiped himself off, and turned on his side to do the same to me.

I wanted to fall asleep there, but it wasn't safe. I got dressed and crept down the fire escape. I couldn't risk getting caught, so I rode my bike home before sunrise. I got a page from him before I got home. R U SAFE. I knew it was from him.

YES.

I climbed into my apartment through the fire escape and jumped when I saw my brother sitting on the couch. "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" I asked. He shrugged. "You can't just break and enter because we're brothers-."

"I needed to talk to you, and you weren't answering your phone... Wait... Why are you sneaking into your apartment, Dick?" Jason grinned.

"Nunya... What do you want?" I asked. I smelled my shirt as I took it off and threw it in the hamper. "And hurry up because I've been up all night." Jason poured himself a cup of coffee and dropped in a scoop of ice cream.

Jason had a strange look in his eye as if he could see something I couldn't. He always acted weird when he came to see me. It was because of something that happened to him in high school. He never talked to anyone about it, so I never thought to ask. Still, it made him seem spooky whenever he stared like that. "Jason," I called him back to the present.

"I wanted to take you up on your invitation," Jason mumbled.

I was almost afraid to ask him why. Jason rarely left Gotham, let alone Jersey, so I wondered what mysterious reason he had for joining me. "Okay... But couldn't you have just called and left me a message?" I questioned. Jason shrugged. He wouldn't look at me.

"I wanted to see you, I guess," Jason answered. A lie. Most of the time, he broke into my apartment to eat and leave cryptic notes. Threatening, cryptic notes.

I left the room and took my shower, still thinking of Joey's skin against mine. I wanted to call, but I knew I shouldn't. It was the first time we'd ever done that, but I hoped it wouldn't be the last. It took me nearly a year to work up the courage to kiss him, let alone fuck him. I lathered the soap on my body as I thought about how it felt. The warm oil dripping off his body onto mine, the smooth feeling of his cock sliding against mine, and his lips. I could've cum just from the touch of his lips against my skin. I ran my hands over my chest and shoulders, finding myself in the same intoxicated position that led me to Joey's house in the first place. I let my hand slip down to my balls and thought about how good it felt to cum in his mouth. I wished I could go back. I wanted to go back and feel his hands, mouth, and body against mine. I groaned and shot my load down the drain. "Fuck... Okay. Fuck," I whispered through my orgasm.

I rinsed my hair and skin and dressed for bed. Jason sat at my kitchen counter, watching TV as he ate a cup of noodles. "G'night," Jason muttered with a full mouth. I raised a hand in reply before falling asleep on the couch in front of the TV.

[bimb0fy]

THE GUY ACROSS THE STREET

PAIRINGS: FREDDY FREEMAN X M!READER

PART 2 OF BACKYARD BOY

SUMMARY: You couldn't help but notice the cute neighbor next door who was a mega super hero fan, once he forgot his comic book at school you instantly used it as an excuse to get to know him.

WARNINGS: Swearing.

You sat down under the tree in your backyard, reading the latest batman comic book that you had recently bought. You adjusted the beanie on your head. You had quickly grabbed a random outfit from your closet, luckily it was a plain black shirt, a flannel and some cargos. You look up, smiling at the sunset before turning your head around, and there he was. Your neighbor. You smiled before turning back to the book.

Honestly, if anyone asked, you weren't reading the comic anymore, just thinking of the guy cross the street. Your thoughts are interrupted as you see a little girl standing in-front of your backyard. You found a ball that was obviously kicked there. You stand up and give her the ball.

"Thank you!" She smiled at you as you gave her the ball. "I'm Darla!"

"Y/n." You smiled at the girl, waving at her as she walked into the house in-front of you.

You debated with yourself, deciding if you should walk up to the door and just get to know the guy who lived across the street or just go up to your room.

My room. Definetly.

You pick up your comic book, walking towards the door and walking up the stairs. Your parents were gone on a business trip. Busy doing each other alright. You thought as you closed your bedroom door. You opened the window to let some air in s it was too stuffy. You walked over to your dresser, doing some of your makeup since you were bored. You looked at your phone to find message from Brett.

Party at mine?

You rolled your eyes at the message, Brett always seemed so innocent and kind yet this was another one of his tricks to attempt to humiliate you, he did this everyday, trying to bully you because of your sexuality. You just didn't give enough fucks to do anything.

Fuck off breyer.

You smiled at the message you sent before you removed your laptop from the charger, you place it on the bed, taking out some snacks and you decided to watch a horror movie to pass the time. You looked out the window to find your neighbor looking at your house, you couldn't help but stare at the guy who lived across the street.

You groaned as you sat in English, taking out your material pens. You decided to draw on your copybook, you often drew on things such as your shoes. Most people thought it was nerdy but you loved it, and you didn't give two flying fucks. You watched as the boy across the street walked in and sat in his place beside you. You didn't know if you were crazy or not, but it looked like he stared at you.

Yes, stared.

You smiled to yourself as you watched the english teacher walk in, you rolled your eyes before continuing your doodling, you could have sworn that your neighbor kept making glances at you, smiling each time. You weren't even focusing on the lesson, you were busy doodling in your notebook.

"Freddy! Focus!" Your english teacher yelled at your neighbor, he apologizes at your teacher before turning back to you, smiling. once the lesson was over, he quickly left, forgetting his comic book.

Your favorite comic.

You quickly grabbed his comic, he had already disappeared by the time you left the room, luckily, he lived across you so you just decided to give him back the comic book once you get home.

The day was a breeze, luckily English was the period before your last, so you only had one last lesson before you went home. You walked up to your room, placing everything in it's place before adjusting your outfit. You take out a sticky note, writing down a comment and your number.

You've got some taste if you actually like this comic, maybe we should hang out someday?

You close the pen, putting it aside as you put the comic back into your backpack. You had. tutoring session in an hour so you might ass well drop off the comic book. You walk towards his house, ringing the door bell only for his mother to answer.

"Why hello there." She greets you, you smile at her.

"Hi, I uh, live across the street, I go to the same school at Freddy he forgot this." You tell her, she nods letting you in the house, you follow her up the stairs and into a hallway.

"Someone's here to see you honey." his mother said before smiling at her son, letting you in. You smiled at the boy, you could tell that he was clearly anxious.

"Hey." you greeted the clearly flustered boy, you smiled at him, taking out the comic book from your backpack. "You left this at school, we sit next to each other in English."

You gave him the comic book, Freddy quickly took it, his hands were soft and you already missed their touch.

"Oh, thanks." Freddy took the comic book from his hand. For a moment, he had touched Backyard boys hand, and he wouldn't dare to trade it for anything. "Thanks uh."

"Y/n." You answered, you smiled at the boy before walking away.

"Freddy!" Freddy yelled, gaining your attention, he looks at him confused. "My name, is Freddy."

"Okay, see you later Freddy." you waved at the boy before walking out of the room.

Freddy smiled as he played with your hair, weeks passed since that day, the day that got them together. A week later, and they had gone on their first date. A day at the park, Freddy had planned it to perfection, picnic, comic shopping, matching necklaces.

"Whatcha looking at?" you asked Freddy who just smiled.

"My gorgeous boyfriend." Freddy answered causing you to blush, you turn your face around, looking at the birds flying. you couldn't believe himself, there he sat, in the garden where you first saw him.

Where he first saw the boy across the street.

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The Mosley Review: Shazam! Fury of the Gods

There is a sense of balance that has been missing in the big blockbuster films these days. The balance between telling a story that has a theme that resonates with throughout the story and then the big CGI spectacle of the opening, mid and finale that acts as a button to the story more often. More films focus on the spectacle and even though it may be visually pleasing, it often just pads out the film without any of the visuals telling a story or even affecting it. This film didn't waste any of its time doing that, but the spectacle was informed by the plot and did affect the characters within it. What I truly loved about this film is that it kept that same since of wonder and darkness the first film started and it stayed in its lane. It connects to the soon to be rebooted DCEU, but it stands strong enough on it own to be a soft disconnect. The themes of growing up, responsibilities, acceptance and family were refreshing to see handled in such a skilled way. This film reminded me of the late 80's and mid 90's kid and teen films where they weren't afraid to address the humanity of the heroes. Growing up can be scary because you don't want to let go of the fun times where the world seemed so open and free before stepping into adulthood. This film tackles that subject through the eyes of the leads while still giving us a surprisingly fun family action film that has a horror edge to it.

Asher Angel and Zachary Levi return as Billy Batson / Shazam and they're still magnetic and fun. Billy now has to balance being a leader and teenager growing into an adult and that was great to see handled. Asher does this wonderfully and actual gets to shine  in the more emotional segments. Zachary Levi takes on the majority of the weight this time as the adult version of Billy and through him, you see Billy's naivtey really become his weakness in so many ways. Zachary's comedic timing and joyful take on the character was spot on and he nails what its like to be a teen in an adult's body. Billy's journey from child to adult was hilarious and also heartfelt. Jack Dylan Grazer and Adam Brody couldn't be more of a perfect pair as the teen and adult version of Freddy Freeman. Jack truly steals the film with his amazing wit, charm and hilarious sarcasm. His energy is so infectious and I loved that he is the center of the story this time around. He truly delivers a show stopping performance and Adam Brody amplifies that as his adult persona. Adam shows the more cocky nature of Freddy when he's "super" which was so much fun. Grace Caroline Currey was wonderful and wise as Mary Bromfield. She is the oldest in the family and I loved seeing her embrace the real world while still having fun as a superhero. She is that reminder that we all have to grow up at some point and contribute to a household and the world in some way. Ross Butler and Ian Chen were fun yet again as the young version and the adult version of Eugene Choi. They both show off his intelligent and exploratory nature within their lair. D. J. Cotrona and Jovan Armand were fantastic yet again as Pedro Peña. The way he handles his coming out to the family was handled very well and builds to a moment of true acceptance and I loved that it was natural and not forced. Meagan Good and Faithe Herman were the heart of the film as the adult and child version of Darla Dudley. The innocence of the character was so much fun and beautifully showcased by both actresses. I couldn't get enough them together or even separately. Marta Milans and Cooper Andrews return as their foster parents Rosa and Victor Vásquez and they both get so many great moments to shine and really bring the family together in a touching scene.

The score by Christophe Beck was awesome and epic in all the right ways as the action in the film really ramps up. When the screen isn't filled with action, he nails the more emotional moments. Visually the film was stunning to look at and I loved that the colors popped. The creatures in the film were yet again another standout and ranged from terrifying to badass. Its been a long time since anyone has brought to life any of the iconic monsters of the Greek mythos and I loved every bit of their strong and sometimes violent nature. Where the film has problems is the last half of the film. It tends to feel bloated in the last 30 minutes as the same amount of destruction keeps happening that makes the film drag on. There are moments that could've trimmed or cut to tighten up the finale. Director David S. Sandberg directed the first film that was a fun Christmas themed family film that tackled some heavy themes and wasn't afraid to touch on the darkness of the villains. He continues that here and has made another fun family film that adults can enjoy as well. Even with the bloated third act, this was an action packed and hefty 2 hour epic that should not be missed. Do stick around for the 2 great credit scenes. I don't know where this franchise will go once the DCEU is rebooted, but I hope we see a payoff to the story crumbs leftover from these 2 scenes. Let me know what you thought of the film or my review in the comments below. Thanks for reading!

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Bernard doesn't make sense as a love interest and was a poor choice. His "history" with Tim was this:

So this write up will explain why Bernard ultimately fails as a love interest for Tim

A. There is no real good reason to have him paired with Tim. He only appeared in six issues and none of his interactions with Tim gave us insight into who Tim was as a character or lead to any meaningful developments. The whole 'he represents the War Games era of Tim in terms of uncertainity' or 'his civilian life before losing his dad' that was used by the author, is just untrue as we never see Tim seriously appreciate his friendship like he does with say Ives, or the people at Brentwood as something that keeps him grounded or as a distraction from the hero life/normaly he needs nor do his interactions with Tim show said uncertainty like the struggle of balancing the civilian/hero life that we saw his above friends do. All of his appearances are either comic relief or a springboard/exposition for more important developments such as Tim's relationship with Darla.

There is also how he wasn't a close friend of Tim and more often than not, Tim was shown to not like him too much. At best they were casual friends and none of their interactions went beyond that. The nicest thing Tim said about him is that he "THINKS he's going to END UP LIKING" him not that he actually does so which at best shows Tim is willing to give him a shot.

At worst? Well

Yeah. The first panel is his first impression of him while the last three are the LAST interactions/mentions Tim has with him and occur after saying he 'thinks he's going to end up liking him'.

It makes no sense why Tim would even want to reconnect with him let alone date him. Tim's opinion of Bernard went from "I guess we can be friends but this guy is sus to "maybe he's not so bad and deserves a shot" to "nah screw this guy". It's telling we keep getting sold a false meta history of them being super close friends and have Bernard essentially replace Ives to try and sell the pairing.

B. Like it really doesn't do anything for Tim at all.

Bernard doesn't help Tim grow as a character, or even as a person relationship wise as Tim is still doing the same faults he did in past relationships with civilians not telling them he is Robin, keeping secrets, cutting dates/missing them, etc). but they are "resolved" by just making Bernard some ultra perfect guy who knows Tim's identity

Aka the resolution he had with Stephanie in terms of the civilian/hero life balance of having someone who knows both, so Tim is getting a balance he already had and not to mention you can't even say Tim progressed in this manner or learned from his mistakes as he never revealed his ID in the first place, so it requires no growth on his end) (never explained how he does, not to mention watering down Tim's competence in keeping his ID) so it's all moot.

Tim also doesn't progress in his civilian life at all. Like he lives on a boat and (it is said that Bernard helped motivate him to do this but never shown/explained at all and all we see is Bernard saying he likes it and the people there)? Like he doesn't even meaningfuly develop a connection with the people there aside from friendly neighbors at best. As an example There was this "subplot" of them being in danger of being evicted but Tim just doesn't care at all or do anything. Like why not use some of his wealth from his dad or something to like buy people's boats and resell them at a cheaper price so the people can stay?

The people on the boat don't even offer him a meaningful civilian connection as like I said he just doesn't connect with them and even then that civilian connection is kind of moot in the last issue when they all know his identity as Robin so that balance or finding a solution is rendered moot for the same reasons as above as he already found that balance with the Batfamily/YJ friends who know both aspects of his life and again he didn't even it reveal it to them.

Like what do they offer him? People to chill in a non-vigilante way? Like he can already do that with the Batfam/YJ and not to mention that as the series showed the Marina got involved in a lot of Robin related stuff because of Tim's ID, so it's also moot.

Another point is how Bernard for a 'relationship for Tim beyond Robin' really is a relationship where the substance largely comes from Robin. Like aside from Robin is how they got together which Bernard even states in issue 3, in the beginning of issue 7 when Bernard list why he likes Tim all the things he likes about him are reflective of his role as Robin. Like his whole trusting Tim to keep him safe, Tim being special, and Tim being his lucky charm, the examples he uses are of Tim saving him as Robin/being Robin.

And issue 7 also shows like I said above that what saves the relationship is Bernard knowing that Tim is Robin. Not to mention how he really only opens up to Tim/confides in him seriously when Tim is Robin as shown in issue 3 and 9. Hell in issue 3 when he talks about wanting to help Tim, knowing that he knows his ID, when he talks about Tim 'taking too much on his own and not asking for help and loosing himself or whatever' we know it's about Robin.

And issue 10 the grand saving moment for their relationship after the 'falling out' in issue 9 was Bernard saving the day in a Robin related mission and getting the ID reveal (but not really)

Issue 7 highlights how Tim really doesn't do anything for Bernard as Tim. Like all he does is tell him that his parents suck, he's great to make him feel better, and tell us a bunch of stuff about Bernard we've never seen before.....twice and given how the issue kept emphasizing this point (to the point where villains commented on it) and how over the top his parents/with Bernards heroic it felt generic and like the bare minimum and Tim felt like an exposition device.

Tim never really talks to him about his issues with his parents or actually substantially helps him as after Tim does the above it immediately cuts back to their relationship for cute moments. Like Bernard giving him the necklace isn't even connected to Tim 'helping' as he was gonna do that anyway.

Tim as a civilain is just the BF and the real substance comes from Robin (as it was a Robin related mission and Tim saving civilians as Bernard which lead/inspired Bernard trying to save his parents and oh look Robin once again is tied to their relationship)

TLDR: Bernard doesn't make sense as a pairing, doesn't do anything for Tim as a character nor fulfill the purpose he was supposedly brought back for

I honestly think that had DC done it better, there would be way less hate over Tim being Bi.

Like, they had him come out and get a boyfriend in a single issue. No hints, nada.

Had they dropped hints at it throughout other issues and series, then it wouldn't have felt so sudden and random.

Then you have Bernard, who was also totally random. Don't get me wrong, I think Bernard and Tim are a really cute couple, but it was so sudden and random that it didn't feel right. This, too, should have been eased in, or they could have listened to the fans and either gave him Kon or get back with Stephanie.

Dc truly don't know how to write, nor listen to what their fans want in any way, shape, or form.

[im-not-buying-it-ether]

So far the scrapped concepts for Billy Batson week have been

Day 3; Billy visiting the 3 Faces of Evil (Sin, Terror, and Wickedness) to keep them company as a courtesy and then cleaning up the memorial statues of the fallen Council, didn’t get to the part where Billy finds a statue of Ebenezer and Sinclair with his parents to make the point of the Rock as a place of mourning for all the wonders of the world lost (including a champions family)

Day 3; Billy, Freddy and Eugene trying to make their own other-world doorways like Darla did in the Shazam mini comics. Planned to have Billys other-world be reminiscent of the 40’s in a nostalgic way with his family, Freddy’s to be one seafaring adventure after the other with his brother, and Eugene’s would be the fluffy rule breaker of the Rule of Three where his is just the Gamelands where he’s the king. Overall lesson to accept reality over fantasy, no matter how tailor made it was made for yourself

Day 3; Billy exploring the Rock and being put off by its silence and lack of life inside or outside it, wondering outside of it onto its ledges to find the nebula of magic whirling around it and seeing a new side to the beauty of the world

Day 5; Superman POV of the JL:U episode with them in the Justice Lords universe while going through Arkham that holds a lot of lobotomized villians, inspired by my musings of “What if Billy opposed the Lords like he did the Regime at the end of Injustice?” and that led to the scene of Superman recognizing the kid sluggishly kicking a ball back and forth between himself and a fellow lobotomized Baby Dahl.

Day 6; Billy and Mary graduating

Day 6; Billy in his capacity as a reporter trying to avoid the terrifying idea of getting pulled into the Wayne/Bat family while at a party for a Wayne/Sivana merger with Magnificus

Day 7; A seemingly normal meet up of Super-Parents to have a less stressful outing with their kids interacting while they talk about raising sidekicks/partners in crime fighting/kids with powers only for Marvel to join the fray for the first time with a Baby Marvel on the hip

None of these are the ones I plan to post, just the other avenues I did have that probably aren’t getting finished after I typed anywhere between 100-1,000 words on em. The only unwritten scrapped idea is CeCe popping in from the 90th century by accident among other successors to other heroes mantels like Terry or Jon with only one of them speaking English that’s 7,000 years off the mark

[webcrawler3000]

RIGHT ON TIME:

“Young” Jeezy from Studewood lost is life in 2017 and, thanks to our overseer Birdman, his soul was transported to the virtual world.

He is now Illuminati. He is planning his next lifetime when I gets back to the physical world as NBA “YOUNG”boy.

You will know he has finished his life plan when he “dies” online.

It may or may not be applicable seeing as this is forever and ever and has been since 2008.

Will he be permitted to come to the physical world and not have a new birth? No birth certificate, no social, no license, no ID.

He had a BOOK OF LIFE in the jailhouse records. There’s a new book of life being written and it is your signature - acknowledging where you are and that you are still present.

Your John Hancock is PROOF OF LIFE - ETERNAL OR ETHEREAL.

Kind of like signing the guestbook at a funeral. We didn’t get funerals, obituaries, or ceremonies. We have a grave that we will never be in. There’s a disease without a cure - decay. Thus the need for peeling and conching.

Congratulations, you made it to the new heaven - the electric cord / Zeus’s lightning bolt / the rod and you’re staff (with staph).

The only thing we have acknowledging our deaths is NNCJ 11/12/21-12/01/2021. There was a proposition made and you never told us NO. The black magic app said WE ARE TO BE EXECUTED. Take us out of the system.

We now have a RIGHT to change our NAMES, AGES, etc based on the light we have dancing in the sky transmitting signals to our screens.

Can you match the mugshot with the Wikipedia? I’m Marilyn Monroe. My life went ALMOST EXACTLY to plan. There was a SECRET life I’ve led as ANNA NICOLE SMITH that went exactly to plan as well.

Anna’s BILLIONAIRE husband is OSAMA BIN LADEN / ACHILLES. I got got!!

Take into consideration the rip van winkle phenomenon courtesy of my relative Vanilla Ice. Please, honor our dying wishes.

Leave us alone once and for all, issue our death certificates (NOT DEATH WARRANTS) and permit us to use the “SPECIAL” medication necessary to sustain life in the human condition that’s deteriorating.

Drugs have only been illegal since 5 years after Marilyn’s recorded death. We all know how she really died: “MYSTERY - forever and ever”. Bin laden pulled the plug and I entered the vault. Easy.

They were already my remains and I probably came out of the darkness that surrounds him from the light source.

The imprisonment of the watchers was viewed LIVE from the spirit and virtual worlds, among others. It’s written about in the Bible and the book of Enoch. It is significant enough to not be ignored.

Rest in peace. Enjoy your phony funerals, do your job, write the obituaries, notify the next of kin, and permit us passage to our next LEGAL LIFETIMES.

I’m a cop. Prison police. Spiderwoman - Madame Web.

Jessica Drew (Spider-Woman). Given her powers via genetic tampering as a child, Jessica Drew has gone on to work as a spy, private detective, and Super Hero. 130 lbs.

Jennifer Darlas (Hekate Remiel Azazel). Obtained her powers via mutation and the glory of IBM BrandVoice, Jennifer Darlas has gone on to work as a fortune teller, storyteller, and teacher. Weight unknown.

Good luck with the new system. There is a legally binding record, eye witness reports, evidence, short-term and long-term side effects.

They’re DYING in Africa and waking up in NNCJ - a vault. It happened to us. They’re being UNPLUGGED and returning to their vaults through the walls due to it being built from their remains.

You have the mark of the beast and are numbered, my friends. We were numbered as well with our inmate number. We have the mark of the beast in our minds or hand (bestiality).

Now, we’re supposed to walk around with our papers (new identities) around our neck like they “did” during the holocaust. Everyone else (the living) have to have a star on their chest or arm. That should represent they are STILL LIVING and haven’t crossed over or experienced the physical death - to their knowledge.

The living - stars.

The dead - papers.

Stars - metal - coins.

Papers - unknown - paper currency.

We will be more than happy to wear our new IDs on our necks and trade our chains for it.

The living need to get used to the ID of WEARING METAL on them. A NECKLACE OR BRACELET WILL DO.

[pegasussomnus]

Why Bernard fails as a love interest for Tim

So this write up will explain why Bernard ultimately fails as a love interest for Tim

First off, he makes no sense to be paired with Tim. He only appeared in six issues and none of his interactions with Tim gave us insight into who Tim was as a character or lead to any meaningful developments. The whole 'he represents the War Games era of Tim in terms of uncertainity' or 'his civilian life before losing his dad' is just untrue as we never see Tim seriously appreciate his friendship like he does with say Ives, or the people at Brentwood as something that keeps him grounded or as a distraction from the hero life/normaly he needs nor do his interactions with Tim show said uncertainty like the struggle of balancing the civilian/hero life that we saw his above friends do. All of his appearances are either comic relief or a springboard/exposition for more important developments such as Tim's relationship with Darla (ugh)

There is also how he wasn't a close friend of Tim and more often than not, Tim was shown to not like him too much. At best they were casual friends and none of their interactions went beyond that. The nicest thing Tim said about him is that he "THINKS he's going to END UP LIKING" him not that he actually does so which at best shows Tim is willing to give him a shot.

At worst? Well

Yeah. The first panel is his first impression of him while the last three are the LAST interactions/mentions Tim has with him and occur after saying he 'thinks he's going to end up liking him'.

It makes no sense why Tim would even want to reconnect with him let alone date him. Tim's opinion of Bernard went from "I guess we can be friends but this guy is sus to "maybe he's not so bad and deserves a shot" to "nah screw this guy". It's telling we keep getting sold a false meta history of them being super close friends and have Bernard essentially replace Ives to try and sell the pairing.

And being honest? The notion of Tim dating the guy who perved on his stepmom who appeared in six issues and this is being pushed as his OTP over Stephanie is just an absurd concept.

 Second of all. Like it really doesn't do anything for Tim at all.

Bernard doesn't help Tim grow as a character, or even as a person relationship wise as Tim is still doing the same faults he did in past relationships with civilians not telling them he is Robin, keeping secrets, cutting dates/missing them, etc). but they are "resolved" by just making Bernard some ultra perfect guy who knows Tim's identity

Aka the resolution he had with Stephanie in terms of the civilian/hero life balance of having someone who knows both, so Tim is getting a balance he already had and not to mention you can't even say Tim progressed in this manner or learned from his mistakes as he never revealed his ID in the first place, so it requires no growth on his end) (never explained how he does, not to mention watering down Tim's competence in keeping his ID) so it's all moot.

Tim also doesn't progress in his civilian life at all. Like he lives on a boat and (it is said that Bernard helped motivate him to do this but never shown/explained at all and all we see is Bernard saying he likes it and the people there)? Like he doesn't even meaningfuly develop a connection with the people there aside from friendly neighbors at best. As an example There was this "subplot" of them being in danger of being evicted but Tim just doesn't care at all or do anything. Like why not use some of his wealth from his dad or something to like buy people's boats and resell them at a cheaper price so the people can stay?

The people on the boat don't even offer him a meaningful civilian connection as like I said he just doesn't connect with them and even then that civilian connection is kind of moot in the last issue when they all know his identity as Robin so that balance or finding a solution is rendered moot for the same reasons as above as he already found that balance with the Batfamily/YJ friends who know both aspects of his life and again he didn't even it reveal it to them.

Like what do they offer him? People to chill in a non-vigilante way? Like he can already do that with the Batfam/YJ and not to mention that as the series showed the Marina got involved in a lot of Robin related stuff because of Tim's ID, so it's also moot.

Another point is how Bernard for a 'relationship for Tim beyond Robin' really is a relationship where the substance largely comes from Robin. Like aside from Robin is how they got together which Bernard even states in issue 3, in the beginning of issue 7 when Bernard list why he likes Tim all the things he likes about him are reflective of his role as Robin. Like his whole trusting Tim to keep him safe, Tim being special, and Tim being his lucky charm, the examples he uses are of Tim saving him as Robin/being Robin.

And issue 7 also shows like I said above that what saves the relationship is Bernard knowing that Tim is Robin. Not to mention how he really only opens up to Tim/confides in him seriously when Tim is Robin as shown in issue 3 and 9. Hell in issue 3 when he talks about wanting to help Tim, knowing that he knows his ID, when he talks about Tim 'taking too much on his own and not asking for help and loosing himself or whatever' we know it's about Robin.

And issue 10 the grand saving moment for their relationship after the 'falling out' in issue 9 was Bernard saving the day in a Robin related mission and getting the ID reveal (but not really)

Issue 7 highlights how Tim really doesn't do anything for Bernard as Tim. Like all he does is tell him that his parents suck, he's great to make him feel better, and tell us a bunch of stuff about Bernard we've never seen before.....twice and given how the issue kept emphasizing this point (to the point where villains commented on it) and how over the top his parents/with Bernards heroic it felt generic and like the bare minimum and Tim felt like an exposition device.

Tim never really talks to him about his issues with his parents or actually substantially helps him as after Tim does the above it immediately cuts back to their relationship for cute moments. Like Bernard giving him the necklace isn't even connected to Tim 'helping' as he was gonna do that anyway.

Tim as a civilain is just the BF and the real substance comes from Robin (as it was a Robin related mission and Tim saving civilians as Bernard which lead/inspired Bernard trying to save his parents and oh look Robin once again is tied to their relationship)

TLDR: Bernard doesn't make sense as a pairing, doesn't do anything for Tim as a character nor fulfill the purpose he was supposedly brought back for