#draft posting

[im-not-buying-it-ether]

Still not over the “Captain Marvel is 8’5” to Billy Batsons 5’4”” reblog and thinking of someone seeing this unit of a man with all the kindness and positive radiance of a pure hearted child stopping a giant robot from crushing them like “sorry to bother you, I’ll get this out of your way lickety split!” And when he’s done demolishing the robot and looking like the wrath of god while doing so he just pops back down to ask if he can pet someone’s dog he saw while fighting.

The dog loves him, people are slightly perturbed bc he doesn’t even look human, he does but he’s uncanny. Just perfect symmetrical face with no blemishes and hair that refuses to budge but so unapologetically sweet and courteous Fawcett gets used to him and just get used to him being a home grown sweetheart.

Cue anyone else seeing him, like the League, and its alarm bells. He’s too good, he’s too perfect looking, and by god why is he so big.

First day? Batmans is upset he can’t find a facial match, Clark is suddenly in everyone else’s shoes at having to crane his neck to talk to the guy most the time, and Barda challenges him to a few strength tests he stalls out to have pleasant conversations with her during.

Diana just rings up the Olympians like “hey, did you guys make someone because this guy doesn’t look human right and says he works for Zeus.”

Again, down the line, identity reveal after the JL just got used to him after a week, and they are staring down at this scrawny teenager with chunky glasses, hearing aids, a face only a mother could love with all the scars, and rope burn scars on his wrists as he politely waves and introduces himself as radio host Billy Batson.

[ewwww-what]

You’re a piece of work, kid.

[soullessjack]

today was absolutely horrible so here’s some silly jack facts(?) from the transcripts to cheer me up

• from tombstone: jack watches the walking dead and his favorite character is Glen (based)

• from destiny’s child: jack likes sunsets :)

• from good intentions: jack tells Michael to go fuck** himself

**he technically says ‘screw’ but what do you think that’s a stand in for

• from last holiday: jack likes cinnamon

• from tombstone again: when cas asks about jack, referring to him as ‘the nephil child,’ dean says “he’s not really a child. more like a…he can vote but he can’t buy his own beer yet age.”

from tombstone AGAIN: dean’s original “team free will 2.0” line would refer to jack as ‘one plucky half-angel kid,’ with plucky meaning ‘brave,’ or ‘having/showing determined courage in face of difficulties’

[carpetbug]

alya bee design i’m undecided on :P bleh whatever

[pinetreesandtea]

WACKEST Crossover? IDK IM BORED BUT-

LOTR Characters playing ✨Minecraft✨

I’m sorry

Frodo

Has built a perfect replica of Bag End

Works together with Sam, Merry and Pippin to recreate the Shire

Very chill, has a pet dog named after Bilbo

Built a perfect replica of the Shire and the path to Bree and Rivendell

The best person to go to for maps

Just for gags, he has a secret dungeon under his Smial. You’d have to go through the pantry and through secret passages. He’s bored

Also has a Nether portal in his dungeon

Special enchanted sword named after Sting

Merry and Pippin have ‘accidentally’ killed him more then 40 times

Boromir accidentally killed him once, he didn’t really care but Boromir apologized profusely (He tapped Frodo to grab his attention and Frodo died bc he had half a heart left)

Frodo likes listening to the In Game music

Prefers to explore and build but doesn’t usually get into combat with mobs (Unless the fellowship drags him into an adventure)

Usually is working on his maps

Terraforms with Sam

Enjoys making noteblock music

On the vc, his mic is very quiet so his voice comes out as a whisper

He usually mutes himself and replies through the game chat

Gamer tag - fFr0d0_Bags

Sam

God at farming

Also is stacked in every food item there is in minecraft

Sam has his own farm with Horses, Llamas and Donkeys

Has a book and quill where he records the Horse’s family Trees

Named all his animals

Built a replica of his smial

Hardcore protector of Frodo

He’s killed Merry and Pippin double the amount of times they’ve killed Frodo

Uses eggs and occasionally snowballs as a weapon

The times that Frodo did die was whenever he wasn’t around

Beat Aragorn to death once

Oddly enough, Iron Golems love him

Usually dies protecting Frodo, falling to death or Eating poisonous potatoes

Bill the Pony has killed him once

Enjoys Terraforming with Frodo

Randomly gives cake, pumpkin pie, and cookies to everyone

Decent mic, polite on vc and is a mod on the minecraft server and discord server

Gamer Tag - S_GamGG

Bill the Pony

It’s a mystery on how exactly Bill is playing

Even Gandalf doesn’t know

It freaks everyone out

His player is a horse somehow

Has killed Sam brutally(he found out Sam named a Donkey after him. Was insulted that he was considered a donkey.)

He’s not on the discord server

Doesn’t type in the chat

Either stares,or nods/shakes head

Gamer Tag - Bill_the_Pony

Merry

Always running around, up to no good

He has the second most deaths in their Server

Likes to test fireworks on Frodo with Pippin

He tried making an underwater base with Pippin, it failed

So now their base is near Bree, a very nice cottage/mansion

Also uses eggs or fireworks as a weapon

Loves going Fishing

Collects flowers

Has four dogs, all named after Legolas, Aragorn, Boromir and Gimli

Gimli accidentally killed Legolas the Dog, Legolas thought he did it on purpose, so he shot down Gimli the dog with an enchanted bow. (Flame III)

Merry was devastated

he held a funeral for Legolas the Dog and Gimli the dog, he forced/guilt tripped everyone in the server to attend the ceremony 

Frodo was the priest 

As revenge, he planned to breed Aragorn the Dog and Boromir the Dog to make Legolas II and Gimli II

Boromir left the game

Aragorn promptly hunted Merry down before he could

he beat Merry to death with a fish, then used his mod powers to strike Merry with lightning. 

Aragorn the dog and Boromir the Dog ended up dying too, as when Aragorn killed Merry, they attacked him and he KO’ed the dogs.

Merry held another funeral for Aragorn the dog and Boromir the Dog 

Spams the crouch to dance/bop

He’s tried to follow Aragorn around (with Pippin of course)

Aragorn somehow knew they were following him, even though they were crouching and shot them dead with a trident

Constantly stealing from Sam’s gardens and farms

Good at building  but actively chooses to use the ugliest materials

Horrible at interior decorating

his mic is ok, it cuts out, sometimes sounds like he’s getting possessed

Gamer tag - MERRY_the_BESt

Pippin 

runs around with Merry

chaotic

Has been killed by everyone in the fellowship except for Legolas

Came up with the idea of testing fireworks on Frodo

has a firework bow

uses fireworks as a weapon

Also loves fishing 

Loves going Mining 

spams the crouch button

always testing mods on his own time 

for the life of him, he can’t build 

Good at redstone

Also likes to make the redstone jukebox songs

Forgets to wear armour 

During the whole ordeal with Merry’s dogs, he was actually exploring and got a bunch of pet cats 

Named all the cats Meowagorn, Meowerlas, Meowmli and Meoworomir

Frodo had to Teleport Pippin to the funeral and back to wherever he was

gets lost when he explores

Frodo has to guide him by looking through his locator maps and points him into the right direction

Pippin has the highest death count in the server

Mostly killed by Frodo, Sam, Aragorn and Gandalf

died from hunger at least 7 times

He acts as a delivery person, basically transports trades across the map 

Kills the wandering trader on sight

He has a pet donkey that he travels with during adventures, named it Treebeard 

Horrible at exterior decorating but is actually pretty decent at interior decorating

his mic is horrible

cuts out, lags, hurts everyones ears

you can hear Pippin’s family in the background (random screams, his mom shouting at his siblings, etc) 

Surprisingly, a mod on the Discord server 

Gamer Tag - Pip1INs

Aragorn

Pro 

a menace in regards to combat

a mod on their server

He’s helped Frodo with the path replica to Rivendell and built his own Rivendell

Keeps an eye on Merry and Pippin

They usually don’t know he’s watching them 

Drags the fellowship into adventure/expeditions

he takes up ‘quests’ given from the fellowship and in return they give him prizes like ores or other valuable items 

They essentially get him to do stuff such as ‘Collect A stack of glow stone for 30 gold’ or something like that

Regularly trades with Everyone

He’s only died twice

He got beaten to death by Sam with a raw fish 

The second death was by Bill the Pony, it was so brutal that Aragorn stared at the ‘You Died’ screen for five minutes straight 

Usually hanging out with Boromir, Legolas, and Gimli

Get’s his weapons + armour from Gimli

Has made a beautiful monument/statue of Arwen 

Its veryyyyyyyyyyyy far tho

He sends letters to Legolas (Delivered by Pippin) in Elvish. But it’s just silly stuff

Always exploring, he buys maps from Frodo

Collects rare items

He’s got stuff from the Nether to the Ocean Monument

Trades with Gandalf in regards of Nether wart, blaze rods, etc

He can usually find Pippin whenever he gets lost exploring

His base is at Rivendell

He also built a secret Ranger base cuz he loves his ranger homies

Has a great sense of direction (from his Ranger skills) and is able to get to everyone else’s bases with Coordinates or maps

Fills out Frodo’s maps for him

As much as I want to say he has a great mic, he doesn’t

He really gives the vibes of having the most crappiest and spotty mic.

“Fr—o- I —— *KSHHH*—- sun——, isn’t that right?”

Frodo: 👁️👄👁️ …. Right.

Despite this, he constantly tries to still use his mic until someone tells him they can’t understand him

Ends up using the chat halfway through

But uses full on sentences with perfect grammar and everything

Gamer Tag - Str1der

Legolas

Rebuilt a new and improved Greenwood

On his father’s throne, there’s a sign in Elvish that says ‘Doodoo head’

He somehow breaks into Aragorn’s base and leaves silly insults written on a book and quills or signs

Such as “you stupid” “u ugly” “doodoohead” “yo mom” “ur musty”

Legolas absolutely loves doing it

Didn’t get Minecraft at first

When I say he was a noob in the first few hours of playing, HE WAS A NOOB NOOB

Aragorn and Pippin had to guide him through

Usually found PvP’ing with Gimli

For the life of him, he cannot keep a pet

It’s like bad luck

No matter how hard he keeps the pet safe, they’re always killed

Merry’s graveyard is filled with his previous pets

Swore to never tame another animal

A god at decorating

Whereas Merry is good at building, Merry is horrible at decor. And so, he helped out with decorating Merry and Pippin’s base (which is how Pippin learned how to decorate)

They cornered Legolas and started to do the Crouch bop and begged for him to help out

Legolas will not admit aloud but he found it endearing

He has a soft spot for the hobbits lmao

However, he has shot both Merry and Pippin with potions arrows

Hasn’t killed them tho

Legolas’s skin was made by your truly, Merry

(NOTE: I made this back in likeeee 2021 (?), wrote a huge chunk after this line, forgot to press save, only had it up to here, and I had to just put my phone down. The frustration I felt 😭 Buuut it’s been sitting in my drafts for literally years cuz I was THAT frustrated and had no motivation to try and remember/rewrite what I lost. Was just checking out my drafts and remembered I haven’t finished it. So, Voilà.)

Enjoys annoying Gimli IMMENSELY

Is absolutely helpless when it comes to mining and the Nether. Most of his deaths come from either mining (Falling from tall heights, suffocating from gravel, falling in lava) and the Nether (Again, falling in Lava, trying to kill Pigmen, trying to sleep in the Nether)

As expected, absolute god at archery

Great at parkour and makes parkour in Greenwood

Once the group defeated the Ender dragon, he was the first to use Elytra and LOVES it

Has a good mic but usually forgets to mute himself

Also writes in full sentences, proper grammar and fancy words in chat

Gamer Tag - LEG0_LAS

Gimli

Obviously he’s the miner friend

He’s a proud dwarf, so of course he’s gonna do what his people do best

Rebuilt Erebor/The Lonely Mountain, the Glittering caves/the White Mountains, and The Misty Mountains

Like he really went crazy with the builds

But it was all because he had too much blocks

Makes extremely complicated and vast mines

Even Aragorn gets turned around

They all somehow connect and Merry n’ Pippin get lost every time they try to explore his mines

He has to go retrieve them every time

In the end, he made some rails that directly connect everyone’s bases so that no one (the hobbits) gets lost

An absolute demon at Redstone

Secret doors, bases, and passages

He has A LOT of resources

Collects everything that he mines even if it’s Andesite

He made the Lonely Mountain as a base for all the materials

Literally chests upon chest filled with resources

Trades with the fellowship

The hobbits trade any enchanted books or food for building supplies

Aragorn and Boromir trade meats, wood, and dye for armour and tools

Gandalf trades enchanted books, potions, and exotic stuff he finds for potion materials (lapis, redstone, glowstone, gold, spider eye, coal, etc.) and a place to stay lmao

At the beginning, both Legolas and Gimli refused to trade with each other

Begrudgingly, Legolas began to trade other types of wood and rare items or loot like a Trident for building materials, nether materials and ores once he realized that he was hopeless with mining and the Nether

Enemies to BFFS fr

They do lots of competitions and prank wars

Dabbles in enchantment, makes high quality armour and weapons

Uses an axe for combat

Repairs any abandoned mineshafts he finds

Best builder in the fellowship

Everyone has to spam the chat in order for him to go to sleep for a quick sec

the only times he isn’t underground is when there’s a raid at one of Boromirs villages, trading with the fellowship (and even then, he’ll just send Pip to deliver it or send it in a minecart chest) or group events/quests

Otherwise, he won’t be seen for DAYS

Brings the whole squad down into the Deep Dark to fight the Warden

Has an ok mic, usually fine but occasionally cuts out

Writes in shortened words in the chat

Ur, K, gtg, brb, r, cya

It annoys Gandalf and Legolas

Gamer Tag - G1ml1_Son0f_Glo1n

Boromir

He’s the type to find villages, fix it up and improve it

Turned an Abandoned zombie village into Minas Tirith and healed the zombie villagers

He’s decent at building but not the best with creative builds

Basically only good at building Gondorian architecture and medieval style architecture

Claimed a huge chunk of land that nobody was using and named it Gondor

He looks after numerous villages and maintains them

But likes to visit everyone, tours Gimli’s mines, tries out Legolas’s parkour in Greenwood, stays at Rivendell and helps out Aragorn with whatever he’s doing, and ‘vacations’ at the Shire

(Merry and Pippin mainly drag him into whatever shenanigans they’re up to)

A duo with Aragorn when it comes to adventures

Exploring the Nether, bastions, jungle temples, desert temples, ocean monuments, the deep dark, and the End.

Amazing at combat and PVP

Uses a shield, sword, and occasionally a crossbow

Also has a soft spot for the hobbits

Merry and Pippin definitely exploit the crouch bopping to convince him

He was the one that found Frodo’s secret dungeon underneath his smial

Was secretly a bit freaked out and never said a word until everyone else found out

“Why didn’t you tell anyone?” “I’m afraid Frodo might’ve sacrificed me or something along those lines”

Is constantly gifted flowers by the hobbits

He has no idea what to do with him but felt like he couldn’t refuse when even Frodo and Sam gave him flowers

might think its a bit stupid at first and Completely oblivious to the fact that hobbits like to communicate through the language of flowers

Is secretly flattered tho

Once it got boring when nothings really happened with his villages (he of course already expanded them and built fortifications like walls) he ended up claiming another chunk of unused land and recreated Rohan

He loves Rohan so he couldn’t help himself

Got into horse breeding he was finishing up Edoras

Named his best horse after Faramir

Made roads connecting everyone’s builds and bases

When he finished, that’s when he realized that Gimli already did that but underground

Boromir, exhausted and sounding defeated: “why didn’t you tell me before I started this project?”

Gimli: “how was I supposed to know! I thought you knew the railways were all connected to every base”

Decent mic, you can hear him grumbling in the background as he’s doing whatever

Idk why but he seems to be the type of guy to sneeze like a dad

Temporarily deafens everyone’s ears when he sneezes with his mic on

Doesn’t use the chat

Gamer Tag - B0r0m1r

Gandalf

To be honest, I don’t really see him playing

If he did, it would be on rare occasions and make surprise appearances

Does not have a base

Instead he’ll randomly crash at other people’s bases

The hobbits, Gimli and Aragorn don’t mind

Legolas and Boromir are like 🤨

Collects enchantments and makes looooots of potions

Also makes a ton of potions

Hasn’t died yet

Travels in the Nether like he’s enjoying a stroll in a park

Supplies Merry and Pippin with fireworks

Explores A LOT

Doesn’t really bother with building

Likes to enjoy some good scenery while listening to the peaceful in game music of Minecraft

Has collected all the music discs

He creates a lot of traps/pranks and chuckles to himself as he goes off to find another spot to lay a trap

Because he isn’t on the server often, everyone won’t even think it’s him

Merry and Pippin will often get blamed for Gandalf’s traps and it started a war

As everyone’s fighting it out, Gandalf is watching with a small smile on his face

Doesn’t use a mic

writes the same as Legolas and Aragorn (full sentences, proper grammar and fancy words), but also rhymes his words for fun

Gamer Tag - Gandal_The_Grey

[puckpocketed]

there’s something about scuttling through the bones of old sharks blogs — the amount of notes, the aesthetic trends of the mid 2010s, the detail work and creativity and passion behind edits. there is a sharp cut off, somewhere between 2016 (the sharks’ last deep cup run) and 2019 (when things truly began to fall apart) where these blogs disappear, stop posting altogether or move on. i step between the graveyard of their sharks tags. there are colourful celebrations of milestones, hat tricks, and a couple of incredible saves. i recognise some of the faces: marleau, thornton, pavelski, couture, vlasic. hertl. in the depths of the rebuild and carrying on, i wonder, i think, i joke to my friends: one day, will other people be excavating our defunct sharks blogs? and then i think yeah i better fucking stick a source link on that

[gendrie]

"Can I have a tart?" "No." She filched one anyway, and ate it on her way out. It was stuffed with chopped nuts and fruit and cheese, the crust flaky and still warm from the oven. Eating Ser Amory's tart made Arya feel daring. Barefoot surefoot lightfoot, she sang under her breath. I am the ghost in Harrenhal. (Arya, ACOK)

for arya as a prisoner in harrenhal something as simple as eating can be an act of rebellion. by stealing one of her captors tarts arya is able to regain her bravery. its a little line, but its one ive always loved for that reason. the association of eating food with "daring" is not a common one either (eating generally isnt a dangerous, bold thing) but in arya's pov food can take on unique qualities as she's frequently in situations where its scarce.

The tarts were still warm from the oven. The smells were making her mouth water, but she did not have three coppers … or one. [...] With a last wistful glance at the tarts, Arya edged back from the cart and hurried off. (Arya, AGOT)

arya's theft is made even more satisfying by the fact we've seen her be denied food like this before. arya is constantly threatened with violence on the streets of KL in her search for food. she was alone, starving, and just a kid but these treats were unobtainable to her.

its not daring to eat dessert as a guest at a feast, but when you're a slave or you're starving and you steal one its not just food anymore; its a way of reclaiming your agency.

[junebug1213]

Dean would have let soulless!Sam fuck him 🤷‍♀️

Sam would have let demon!Dean fuck him 🤷‍♀️

[ether5y5]

draft on phone is difficult

some headcanons added but they're in canto :P

will translate after finishing this drawing on tablet

(hongice for life✨)

[frogtowns]

[im-not-buying-it-ether]

The many hypotheses of just what the hell Captain Marvel is

Some magic god dude from either another planet or dimension, would not be their first and definitely not their last

Some sort of homunculus or created being by the Greek pantheon in a similar vein to Wonder Woman, just fully formed as an adult and not raised

Another Kryptonian off shoot species, literally just Clark thought this but has been made increasingly aware time and time again it’s not likely

Somebody’s future clone kid: An idea posed by Young Justice after Kon heard the “Superman’s magic clone” jokes and thought “but what if he is??” Main theory on clone parentage is Diana and Clark bc of both the looks and power set

Secretly just some guy, a theory banking on the fact Superman turned out to just be Clark so maybe Cap is just as anticlimactic with his real identity. Running joke of this theory is his names Joe (which is semi right since his middle name is Joseph)

[angellurgy2]

bunnygirl giving you an earjob with her huge floppy bunny ears.. <3

[soullessjack]

picture this. jayce talis, renowned inventor and councilor, the genius who found a way to harness magic with technology, drunk at a bar. drunk…and still drinking, until he’s red in the face, dizzy in the head and slurring his words. he’s crying and drooling and shouting and growling, practically rabid, and nobody can figure out what the fuck his problem is. a few daring people have asked at various levels of intoxication in Jayce’s night, and his answers have fallen into the same disarray as he did. “you just can’t understand,” ; “if I told you, you’d think I was crazy,” ; “you wouldn’t believe me sober,” ; “YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND!!! NOBODY UNDERSTANDS!!!! NOBODY EVER WILL!!!!” etc etc

by this point in the evening everyone has settled with his temperament and outbursts. after all, he’s not hurting anyone…for now. his giant HexTech hammer is still resting at his feet, looking very worn—warped, even—and…stained. but jayce hasn’t even looked at it since he plunked it down. his eyes have only met with the bartender’s, the counter, his drink, and–through shifty, paranoid glances– the other patrons. he can see it in their faces; they’re trying to solve the puzzle, trying to figure out just what he went through. finally

[carpetbug]

a marinette i do not remember drawing but found in one of my procreate folders

[koisuko]

tw: gn reader, angst (another unfinished draft, i added some more just for context sake)

"He's a fuckin' liar, Kate." - Price

There was always a nagging feeling, a silent whisper at the back of your mind that where you are now — you don't belong. You always felt strange, felt unsure and uneasy even, calling Shepherd your father. You rarely ever mentioned it unless it was necessary, for both privacy and personal reasons, as it always seemed to draw unwanted fascination. Even Shepherd would avoid the topic, causing those who find out to become wide eyed and confused, mentioning things like no resemblance and lack of emotional interaction. You always had a target on your back from your fathers affairs, aiming to cut him where it hurts and use his weakness against him.

Naturally, you enrolled in the military at a young age. You were forced into vigorous training regimens and weirdly particular tests growing up, under the guidance of Shepherd, who deemed it as 'essential for the future'. An odd statement, you thought, but chalked it up as just an over protective father preparing his child for what the military holds. It took little time for you to be recruited for Task Force 141, your lifetime of training paid off in proving yourself worthy. Price saw a bit of himself in you, often offering praise with a pat on the back after a successful mission.

Very few suspected anything, and no one really questioned the validity of your connection with Shepherd. At first, you didn’t either. It wasn’t until small details began clicking in your head, each puzzle piece creating a bigger picture. There is no resemblance between the two of you, not a single feature seemed to match. The way his title as “father” felt odd, and the various subtle shifts in his body and demeanor around curtain topic.

Confronting him in the ways you knew best, he never seemed to budge. So instead, you took matters into your own hands. Past curfew, you snuck into his office and riffled through his drawers. Illegal? Sure, but answers is all you needed. In a particular drawer was a file that seemed out of place, as if purposefully hidden there. Inside the folder was various papers with information you never could have imagined.

You realized, while reading the documents as quickly as possible, that you were in fact adopted. Not a normal adoption, no, one done by force. Your parents were “terminated” in favor of using you as a human experiment. Experiments to create a “better soldier”. Your parents..your real parents, were murdered in cold blood by someone you believed to be your father.

[valluvsberries]

DATING FINNEY BLAKE HEADCANNONS

Going to his baseball games is a must!😝

But I feel like when he would be playing his gaze would automatically go to you which will then distract him from the game.

But when you’re there he will push himself to do his best and win for you…

and his team of course…

But mostly you😌

Sometimes he would teach you how to play baseball in his free time.

Robin AND Gwen ship you two SO HARD🫨���

Honestly will forget that he’s literally dating you and will go all shy when you hug him

You’d have to remind him that you two are LITERALLY dating😚

If you two didn’t have your first kiss yet then I totally bet that Gwen would tease you guys until you guys do actually kiss.

“You guys have been dating for 3 months and still haven’t kissed?! What kinda relationship is that!?”

I feel like your first kiss would be at one of his baseball games…

Like after he wins and you congratulate him with a kiss!😦😽

Bro would be literally like “😳”

Or “😧”

Bro will be speechless for a moment before actually coming back to his senses just to say “woah...”

I can totally imagine that if your not that smart (like me) then he’ll give you little tutoring sessions

Which do NOT last long

You’ll go from tutoring to making out in the span of barely 10 minutes.

Gwen has probably walked in on you two kissing like about 100 times

“Ew! I think I just threw up in my mouth a little!!🤢”

Gwen would act disgusted but would honestly be happy that her brother found someone who can deal with his dorkyness

First Finney headcannon!

hope you love it😉