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And some more super Mario stuff! It's boo-ette! Booo! Are you scared?
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Found an old drawing I made back in March 2022, decided to finally ink it out and publish it :) You can tell it’s very old and out-dated because I drew Billy the same height as Baldi haha.
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IT'S DONE! yay ✨ The Stardew Valley bachelor/ette 12-color wheel is complete! 👏 tbh I don't know how long this took but I super enjoyed it 🥰 I don't get to work on personal art or fanarts often since I prioritize comm work, but this was nice! Who's your fave? 💙 (Remember my comms are open btw 👉👈)
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Can I request some Bachelor/Bachelorett's of your choice asking the farmer to be their partner at the flower dance? It'd be cute if they could ask us instead of the farmer always taking the initiative
Bachelors/ettes of my choice? Hmm, since it's my choice here, I've chosen.... All SDV marriage candidate :D
Thanks for the ask, dear anon! Enjoy! 🫰💕
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SDV bachelors/ettes asking Farmer to be their dance partner at the Flower Dance:
SDV bachelors:
Alex:
Alex tries to make Farmer's question sound casual.
Something like, "Hey, I'd like to ask you to be my dance partner, but if you say no, that's okay, it won't hurt me in any way."
(He can't fool himself, It will make him sad if Farmer says no).
So the athlete almost jumped up on the spot with joy when Farmer agreed. But he tried to play it cool.
"So, shall we go and take our place on the dance floor?"
Alex was so happy, and started to get a little nervous not to mess it up.
Elliott:
"Farmer, my friend! I've been preparing for this celebration for a couple of days now, and I would be immensely happy if you would honoring me of agreeing to be my dance partner."
Elliott hopes the invitation wasn't too pompous. Otherwise, the writer was already worried he'd ruined everything.
Maybe Farmer already had a partner and Elliott with his speech made them feel pressured and awkward?
But Farmer's smile and nod of agreement said otherwise.
"Really? Oh, delightful! Then let's go rehearse our moves before the festival starts." Words can't describe how happy Elliott is.
Sebastian:
Because Sebastian doesn't really like dancing in public, asking someone to dance is a big step for him.
No, for real. Farmer must be a very dear friend to him (or maybe something more), if the local emo stepped out of his comfort zone to ask them to dance.
And his efforts paid off - Farmer agreed without delay.
Now, even the spring sun and heat will not spoil Sebby's mood.
Sam and Abigail start teasing Sebastian a little bit (affectionate) that he'll now have a silly smile on his face all day long.
Sam:
Sam is simply the epitome of a golden retriever who can get anything he wants with his charm alone. (Sam doesn't realise it himself, but still).
And even though he's a little nervous, it doesn't hurt his charm at all.
"Hey, Farmer. I've been thinking... Would you be interested in becoming my dance partner? If you don't mind."
Look at his puppy dog eyes, warm smile and slightly pink cheeks. How could you say no to him?
Here, Farmer didn't refuse either.
"Super! Thanks a lot! Let's take our positions then, we're about to dance!"
Harvey:
It took Harvey about fifteen or twenty minutes to gather the will to dare to ask Farmer to dance.
It seemed like an easy task for a doctor, but his throat was immediately dry and his heart was pounding frantically in his chest.
"Farmer, I was wondering if you'd like-" "To dance with you? Sure thing, Harvey!"
Well, that was easier than he thought. And why was Harvey getting worried over nothing?
Now, the only thing left for him to do was to wait for the dance to start and hope Harvey didn't step on Farmer's foot out of excitement.
Shane:
To be honest, Shane didn't dare ask Farmer for fear of rejection.
But eventually Jas intervened, telling Farmer that "uncle Shane wants to talk to you" ("Jas!").
Well, since the conversation is already inevitable, Shane has to ask them.
"Do you want to be my dance partner?" "Of course, Shane, I'd love to!"
The heck, what... Why was it so easy?
Now they're both dancing, he can't believe it! Shane is pleased.
(In the background, Jas smiles at her uncle and Farmer as they both walk to the dance floor).
SDV bachelorettes:
Leah:
Probably, of all the candidates present, Leah is the calmest. Why make something up when you can just ask them straight out?
"Hey, Farmer. If you don't have a dance partner, we can dance together."
The artist was quite okay to take no for an answer.
Still, glad that Farmer agreed to her request.
"Cool. I'll get us a good spot so we don't bake directly in the sun while dancing."
Honesty and calmness are key to her success.
Penny:
Yoba, give her strength and courage...
Penny was embarrassed to even look in Farmer's direction, let alone start a conversation with them.
Someone she knows should help nudge her to ask Farmer (Emily or Maru).
The young teacher was so nervous, she didn't even notice that Farmer smilingly agreed to her offer to be a dance partner.
Wait, what? She heard everything right? They said yes?
Oh well... then Penny went to get prepared (get prepared mentally not to faint from happiness).
Abigail:
"Ugh, stupid Flower dance... Mum made me wear this dumb dress again..." *notices Farmer* "Hey, Farmer~ Do you have a dance partner already?"
Abigail isn't really shy, to be honest.
Won't ask Farmer directly about dancing, but her hints are impossible not to recognise.
She was terribly relieved that Farmer agreed and immediately grabbed their hand, dragging them towards the dance floor.
Abby hopes her mother wouldn't think that she liked dancing now, or Caroline would want to take her to aerobics later.
Maru:
Maru was still practising her speech to Farmer from a day ago. She was really hoping that they would agree to dance with her at the festival.
That doesn't change the fact that even though she was prepared, Maru was a little nervous for fear of rejection.
Still, until you ask them, you won't know, right?
When Farmer approached her on their own, Maru finally asked them.
The young inventor's fears were in vain: the Farmer said yes immediately!
Oh, she couldn't wait to take her place to dance with Farmer!
Emily:
Emily is just overjoyed! A beautiful day, a beautiful atmosphere, a beautiful forest... The spirits are favouring them today.
Oh, there's the Farmer! She immediately ran up to them to ask them to dance.
The blue-haired girl was too excited to even think about the fact that Farmer might refuse her....
But that wouldn't happen, because Farmer agreed without hesitation!
Emily, even more overjoyed, immediately took them to the dance floor, letting them rehearse the dance together before festival starts.
Haley:
"Farmer. I'm you want, I might dance with you~"
Haley doesn't know if her charm will work, since last year she refused to dance with them. Yeah, awkward...
So she won't be surprised if they turn her down. But will be surprised when Farmer immediately agrees.
"Great! Then we need to rehearse to make everything perfect. I've already been Flowers Queen for a few years, I don't want to give up the title."
Haley doesn't care about the title anymore, she's dancing with Farmer! Hee hee~
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Bachelor(ette)s react to a handmade gift!
Aka Bachelor's and ettes x reader
Honestly a lot of these can be read as platonic, and for Sam, if you just ignore that bullet point, it can be platonic too lol
Loosely based on a request by @vvnbxz !
Sam
• Loves it.
• Loves it Loves it Loves it Loves it.
• Like anything from you and he is happy.
• But If you made something just for him? Oh he would be crazy happy.
• Peppers you with kisses all over your face.
• Then gives you a hug and like gushes about how cool you are.
Sebastian
• He would probably be the most chill.
• He would obviously say thanks out of politeness and genuinely liking it!
• But he doesn't make it a thing.
• If you are close with him tho, he gets very happy about it when he is just thinking before he goes to sleep.
• Like woah! They made this just for me!
• It makes him feel special.
Alex
• Awh Alex is just a sweetie.
• He would be so so so happy.
• Whatever you made him, he would try and figure put how you did it.
• Then, he would make one for you!
• Whether that be a piece of clothing (the one he made would be falling apart), a mug, literally anything.
• Just enjoys your presence and your sentiment and wants to reciprocate the gesture.
Harvey
• Stoked!
• Like he is so precious about it.
• He displays whatever you give him on a shelf on his room.
• He feels like it's too precious to ever actually use it in fear of damaging it.
• Eventually he learns it's okay to actually use the things, but he is just so happy to receive something from you!
Shane
• He probably wouldn't realize it was handmade at first.
• You gave him a cup cozy that you made for all the soda he drinks haha
• When he realizes he just thinks it's cool!
• Wouldn't be dramatic or flabbergasted like some of the others.
• He already knows you've been crafty.
• But yeah he thinks it's neat!
Elliott
• He would be over the top.
• My dramatic man haha
• No but he would be complimenting you left and right, saying how talented you are!
• Would not let it go for nearly the whole season!
• Brags about it to Leah. Constantly.
• He is just so happy he connected with you, and that you actually think about him!
Haley
• Thinks it's so cool!!!
• If you just met Haley, you'd probably think she only likes brand name stuff
• But she is a sucker for home made!!
• She can't make things for crap imo, so she thinks you are so talented.
• I think she'd love if you knew how to sew or crochet.
• She would wear the clothes you make her all the time.
Emily
• Oh Emily would just die if you made her something
• Like she would be flabbergasted.
• You would probably learn how to make something just to give it to Emily.
• Like you'd learn how to paint and give her a mug you painted?
• She would be so touched that you thought of her! Would use/wear it constantly
Leah
• Leah, like Emily, would be so happy!!
• You'd learn how to sculpt just to try and make her something!
• She ends up getting a finger pot from you, as it was the very first thing you ever sculpted.
• She thinks it's so sweet that you learned a new skill just to give her something.
Penny
• Penny would love it!
• She definitely appreciates the sentiment of a gift more than the gift itself.
• So give this girl anything and she is over the moon
• I feel like she would like a good scarf or clothing accessory
• So you made her a big warm scarf!!
• She wears it all the time.
• Once she even tried to style it for spring and got wayyyy to hot that she felt sick-
• But she just wanted to show you how much she appreciated it!
Maru
• Thinks it's very sweet of you!!
• She has a lot of technological crafty stuff, but doesn't really work much with artsy things.
• So if you gave her something you made (ie a scarf, clothes, artwork) she would think it's super cool!
• Would probably ask you to teach her. She loves to learn new things.
Abigail
• Not going to lie, y'all probably made it together!
• She is super hands on with literally everything, and is pretty crafted herself.
• You probably were both making bracelets and then traded at the end of the day!
• They ended up having the same color scheme, totally on accident, so Abigial wears hers all the time.
• She always gets really happy when she sees you wearing yours too!
An* I've never actually written for any of the bachelorettes, so this was really fun!!! They are all just short and sweet blurbs :3
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KIDD; wedding headcanons
warning/s: partial nsfw but no occurrence of the actual thing, super fluff i died and alived
i'll fix the formatting lateeeerr >:) red ones are individual bullets while white ones are subheadings of the previous red one (hope that makes sense)
* when you bring the question to him he'll be like:
* "me? you wanna marry me?" he'd point to himself.
* "yes, silly! who else?!"
* "i-i mean," he'll instantly become red and start fumbling over his words. "i-i was supposed to pop the damn question out..."
* you best bet it'll be a full blown steampunk wedding! he'd want it to be in the victoria but it's also fine with him if you'd want a beach or garden wedding so long as the theme stays. this i what i think he'll be wearing, the aesthetic of the event, and what your gown'll be.
* during preparations, he'd mostly leave it up to you so long as you follow his color palette: red and blacks. but when it comes to foods, he'd be keen on having an attendance while you taste test and choose out stuff.
his and your fits
* before your wedding day, he'd be soooo anxious. i have this thought that when you two are individually out on your bachelor/ette parties, he'd be calling you by the end of it just cuz he can't sleep.
* "it's pretty late, kidd. did your party just finished?"
* "yeah, every one's knocked out of their damn minds. and apparently, i can't fuckin' sleep."
* "hmm, nervous?"
* "like the fuck i am." he'd try to deny it but eventually give in. "i wanna see you before i sleep."
* "but you know the superstition-"
* "fuck that shi-"
* "no! i don't want any bad luck!"
* "luck? baby, we defy all odds, don't we?"
* he'd insist but you'll also insist. so he just settled on an overnight call where you two slept in.
* during the wedding day, you two'll be tired as fuck because the only sleep you guys got was 2-3 hours because of talking and comforting each other until 5 😭. while getting ready, kidd will be more impatient and irritated than usual. but it's just due to the combination of weariness and anxiety. mostly anxiety. he never felt this anxious when it comes to you, he'd always be confident about how you two felt about each other. but right now, all he thinks if he's sure or not. if you're sure with him. eustass kidd never doubts, but he feels so deeply for you he'd never want to hurt you and that brings him to a wall. the people involve with him that day had a hard time working with him because his attitude is extraaa mean 😔
* but when he sees you at the end of the aisle as you donned a dress that looked way too good on you it was insane to him, all his worries left his body through a tear that cascaded down his eye.
* "you crying?" killer nudged kidd, noticing the taller to reach over his breast pocket to fish out the hanky.
* "shut up, you ain't the one doing the marryin'."
* i imagine his vows to reflect the kind of person he is, passionate and brute about it. he'll be soooo poetic it'd surprise you.
* "where do i even start fuck-" you'd giggle along with the audience. "i do lotsa damn declarations but this is makin' me shy, jeez."
* "name," he'd sheepishly look at you. "you are my dream and i honestly curse the seas that i'd only found you nos and not at the time i needed you the most. and now i, for the life of me, can't imagine how i'd live without you."
* "i, eustass kid, will put hands on anyone who mess with my wife, if those fuckers think they're so big, well so am i, aye?! if she cries i'll cry with her, and trust me when i say i will kill any bastard who dares do her wrong, because that's my wife, they better not look at her cuz she's taken, she's mine. got it?"
* "you've learned to love me, an insufferable asshole, in ways i never thought possible. you've seen the worst and the best, the weak and the strong, the ugly and somehow the pretty in me. you make me a better man."
* "you conquered all my fears, seized my pride, and built my strength. you are the reason i became the way i am today. you crawled your way in 'ere and took control over my heart, you little monster."
* "from the start, i haven't exactly been kind to you. i mean, i've been rude, and disrespectful; but you grew on me, you were patient and measured up to my irritated ass... so much that I don't know what happened, you really snuck up on me... so may you forgive me my past dumb mistakes. because even if I am stupid and mean, and I may not show my love properly, I love you and will do anything to give you what you fuckin' deserve. you know that."
* "name is a great woman, one who stands and always fights for what she wants, and I want the honor of being your husband. we'll conquer anything, yeah?"
* "okay i'm very fucking embrassed now so i'll just come out and say it... I need to marry you, not because I love you, not because I like you, but because I have to to... yeah, I said it, I don't like you or love you, i need you in my fucking life."
* man he'd end up crying while saying them. but his voice wouldn't waver, it's eustass kidd come ooooon
* he'd be dramatic and give you the bridal kiss where you kind of hang mid air and he supports your back.
* reception would be firrrreee it'd be an absolute rave! you'd have your wedding dress be modified where you can discard the tulle or some shit to make the dress shorter.
* your guests and dearest friends each made a speech about your craziness with each other
* "kidd was so damn insane for this girl. one time, he asked me if he should get her an otter or dung beetle as a christmas present. bro doesn't even celebrate christmas until she came along!"
* "kidd stood out as one of name's partners, he was the first jackass she fell for that was actually a keeper."
* "i'm telling you, kidd became so self-conscious when he met name! he started worrying if his lipstick was the right shade or if his eyeliner looked neat!"
* "what confuses me was whenever they talked to me about each other, the word 'i hate' always comes first and them being whipped follows after. it was annoying."
* drinking games come after, trivias about the couple and between you two after. and as expected, it was competitive because neither of you wanted to lose and give way 🤣. kidd as a man, will never go easy and let you win tho. he respects you like that.
* but what prompted me to make this hc is the wedding garter tradition 🫦. this will be his favorite part. he'd be very extra tho,
* he'll take off his suit jacket and roll up his sleeves when you two are in front for the act.
* he'd maintain reaaaally strong eye contact and will be feeling himself while you burn red and start fanning yourself from laughing or actually feeling flustered under his gaze.
* he'd get under your dress, have a long whiff of that 🐱 and his breath'll tickle you bc he nasty like that, lick your thigh a little, give the flesh on your hips a squeeze, and drag the garter off with his teeth very very languidly
* he'll be very pouty when it's time to give it to the bestman tho
* then the actual rave comesss! blasting music and lights at the victoria, it didn't seem like a wedding reception. but you and kidd were in the center of it all, dancing with each other the same way you two met in a bar.
* "wanna get out of here?" he whispered with his hands on your hips, bending down to your ear due to the deafening beats.
* "hmm, ain't this familiar?" you giggled.
* "aye. this is the part where you come with me and we kiss at the back."
* "eh? that's different from what i remember. your mean ass was angry at me for stepping on your shoe." you poked at his nose while he laughed subtly.
* "shh shh, we both know how bad that ended. bar got fucked up real good." you two broke out in laughter, reminiscing at old times.
* kidd would inevitably drag you to his quarters, man's hungrryyyyy
* he'd be so desperate to take off your clothes, with how beautiful you look today and how he was deprived of you for a couple of nights
* you'd leave the deck making out, walkign sideways, backwards, u name it
* "it'd be pretty weird if the bride and groom's gone on their reception, right?" you broke out of the kiss.
* "and we don't give a shit about it, don't we?" he'd grin, tugging at your lips
* aaaand stuff thst happens in the honeymoon happened 😏
been in the works foR WAY TOO LONG
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HOW SDV BACHELORS REACT TO TESTOSTERONE CHANGES
A/N: Headcanons about if the farmer starts testosterone while married to the bachelors. Sooo super self indulgent and a little silly (very based off my own experience) NSFW so MDNI
This one is my favorite boys- Harvey, Shane, and Elliott. Let me know if there are any other bachelor/ettes you would like added!!
HARVEY
General- Medically fascinated by the changes and grateful to see how happy all of these things make you.
Body hair
Enjoys seeing how much hair grows in new places. Personally enjoys the hair on your chest.
Facial hair
One night, you’re sitting on the bed with your legs slung over Harvey’s lap as he rambles on about the new plane model he ordered. When he turns to look at you, his babbling pauses and he reaches a hand to swipe his thumb across your upper lip.
“You’ve got a mustache growing!” Harvey said excitedly. “Hey, maybe someday you’ll grow one as good as mine.”
Voice
Will always remind you not to talk too much or force your voice when it starts dropping. Makes sure you drink a lot of water and always has lozenges and tea on hand for you when your throat hurts.
Bottom growth
Fascinated by it, in a medical and sexual sense. Loves to look at it and touch it, and really enjoys jerking you off.
Libido
This man gets sooo flustered every time you talk about sex or being horny, no matter how long you’ve been together. Is willing to explore any new interests but this man can’t quite keep up with you, so he buys sex toys for you to use when he isn’t in the mood.
Bonus: Adam’s Apple
“Harvey!” You call out, running into the kitchen with your hand on your neck.
“What’s up? Are you okay?” Harvey turns around, looking worried.
“Feel!” You grab his hand and place it on your neck.
“What am I supposed to be- oh!” Harvey’s fingers settle on the new lump in your throat. “Is that?”
“Yeah! I didn’t even know testosterone could do that!” You grin.
“That’s so cool!” Harvey seems genuinely fascinated and grins back.
SHANE
General- Supportive in a bro way. Super excited to be with you during this time of change.
Body hair
Really likes the hair on your thighs. He likes your thighs already and thinks the hair adds to the appeal.
Facial hair
You walk out of the bathroom, lazily drying your hair with a towel. Shane looks up from the bed, smiling at you as you make your way to him. You lean down to gently kiss him but he stops you.
“Did you wash your face? You got some…” Shane runs his thumb above your upper lip, trying to wipe away whatever he thought was there.
“What, you don’t like my mustache?” You giggle. Shane’s eyebrows raise.
“Babe, I love you, and….I’m sure it will look great one day, but that day is not today. Please shave.”
Voice
Absolutely teases you about your voice cracks. If you complain about his teasing, he’ll claim he’s just helping to give you the “full male experience”.
Bottom growth
Fucks around and finds out. Can tell exactly when he hits the right spot and always remembers what feels good for you. IMO he likes overstimulation and loves to keep playing with your dick until you’re crying.
Libido
He will fuck you any time you ask, no matter how or when. Loves helping you explore any new kinks or turn-ons and can surprisingly keep up with you well.
Bonus: Hand veins
You’re on a walk with Shane, holding hands. It’s been a long day of work on the farm, and you’re feeling a bit dehydrated so you stop by the Stardrop Saloon. As you’re ordering some food and water, Shane kisses the back of your hand. He pauses, looking down at your hand and running a finger along it.
“Have you always had these veins?” He asks.
“Hm?” You look down at your hand, seeing how prominent the veins are. “Oh, those are new. They mostly show up when I’m dehydrated.”
“Huh. They’re hot.” Shane smirks up at you and kisses the back of your hand again, this time directly on the veins.
ELLIOT
General- Thinks all the changes are so beautiful. Enjoys being able to experience all of it along with you, happy to see you become comfortable with yourself.
Body hair
Obsessed with your happy trail. Loves to kiss down your stomach and likes to casually run his hands along it, feeling all the hair.
Facial hair
You’re making dinner for you and Elliott when he walks up behind you, wrapping his arms around you. He steps to the side and grabs your chin, turning your head so you can kiss him. After pulling away, his hand stays on your chin and his finger strokes underneath it, his brows furrowed.
“What’s up?” You ask. A smile grows on Elliott’s face.
“Looks like you’ve got a beard growing,” Elliott says, excitedly. “I can teach you how to shave!”
Voice
“My love…I’m back…”
You jump out of bed as you hear Elliott’s voice. He’s been gone a whole week for his book tour and you’ve missed him dearly.
“Elliott! I’ve missed you!” You hug him tightly.
“Whoa, was your voice always that deep?” Elliott hugs you back.
“I mean, I have felt like it was dropping lately.” Your voice cracks as you speak and Elliott laughs.
“Only gone a week and I’ve already missed so much. I’ve got a lot to catch up on!”
Bottom growth
Always very gender-affirming, referring to it and any sexual acts with strictly male terms (i.e. dick, jerking off). Looooves giving you head.
Libido
Likes to stick with what he likes, but will try some new things for you. As much as he loves making love, his libido isn’t as high as yours but will go down on you/use toys on you any time you want.
Bonus: Scent changes
After a long morning of tending to crops and animals, you pull yourself into the house, desperate for a shower. You make a beeline for the bathroom but are stopped by the door being closed.
“Elliott?” You ask, knocking gently. He opens the door, setting his comb down.
“Hello, darling.” He leans in for a hug and you can’t even protest as he nuzzles his face into your shoulder.
“Elliott, I’m gross and sweaty.” You argue, trying to push him off you.
“Hmm, you smell different. You smell good, like…very masculine.”
“No, I smell gross.”
“Nope. I think I could sit here and smell you all day.” Elliott murmurs.
“There will be time for that later. Now let me take a shower, please.”
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✶𓏲ּ𐀔.ᐟ ⠀⠀⠀ANGEL⠀ ( 🕷️ ) ⠀:⠀ BASICS
⁽ ୨୧ ⁾ birth name: Lee Jae-Hwa ( 이재화 )
⁽ ୨୧ ⁾ english name: Juliette Lee ( 이줄리엣 )
name meaning: The name Juliette is a girl's name of French origin meaning "little Julia". The name Juliette is derived from the classic name Juliet. The name Juliet is thought to be a form of the name Julius, which was a Roman family name.
⁽ ୨୧ ⁾ nicknames: juliet ( everyone ), julie + jae ( close friends + nct ), hwa ( family + dreamies ), irl angel + sm’s angel + girlfriend ( fans ), korea’s little sister ( fans + korean public )
⁽ ୨୧ ⁾ date of birth: October 31st, 2001 ( aged 23 )
zodiac sign: Scorpio
⁽ ୨୧ ⁾ place of birth: Seoul, South Korea
hometown: Beverly Hills, California, U.S.A
⁽ ୨୧ ⁾ nationality: Korean-American
ethnicity: Korean
⁽ ୨୧ ⁾ physical details:
height: 5'7" (170cm )
weight: 97lbs (44kg )
blood type: A
hair color: brown - black - blonde
eye color: brown
⁽ ୨୧ ⁾ gender & sexuality:
cisgender female - she/her
sexual orientation: not labeled
relationship status: not disclosed
⁽ ୨୧ ⁾ languages: Korean ( 100% - Seoul Dialect ), English ( 95% - American ), Japanese ( 90% ), Mandarin ( 90% )
⁽ ୨୧ ⁾ claims:
facial claim: kim chaewon ( le sserafim ), shin yuna ( itzy ), other female idols/celebrities
speaking claim: park jiwon ( fromis_9 - Korean & English ), minatozaki sana ( twice - Japanese ), ning yizhuo ( æspa - Mandarin )
vocal claim: park jiwon ( fromis_9 ), ning yizhuo ( æspa )
rapping claim: park sooyoung ( red velvet )
dance claim: kang seulgi ( red velvet ), kim chungha
acting claim: kim hyeyoon, roh jeongeui
✶𓏲ּ𐀔.ᐟ ⠀⠀⠀ANGEL⠀ ( 🕷️ ) :⠀ CAREER
⁽ ୨୧ ⁾ stage name: Juliette ( Jule-ee-ett )
backstory: she chose Juliette as her stage name since it is her English name. though many people pointed out it was also a SHINee song and eventually called her the Juliette.
⁽ ୨୧ ⁾ agency: SM Entertainment ( 2012 - Present )
training period: 4 years~
idol debut date: August 25th, 2016
idol debut age: 15
acting debut age: 18
⁽ ୨୧ ⁾ representative color: licorice ( #1B1212 )
⁽ ୨୧ ⁾ representative emoji: 🐈⬛ / 🕷️
⁽ ୨୧ ⁾ fandom name: capulets — in Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet, Juliet was born into the House of Capulet. Given that her fandom would be her “home”, Capulets was eventually brought up to lean in the Shakespearian concept.
⁽ ୨୧ ⁾ known for: being sm’s angel, korea’s little sister, shinee’s juliette, being an all-rounder idol, having too many friends 🥲, her halloween birthday and sm’s halloween party, wildin’ after turning 18/21, always with the dreamies or aespa, high-pitched laugh, an idol-butterfly or social butterfly, always yapping 24/7, granddaughter of the ▇▇▇▇ company, being a supposed chaebol, being a flirtatious person in general, love octagon between the dreamies
⁽ ୨୧ ⁾ signature:
✶𓏲ּ𐀔.ᐟ ⠀⠀⠀ANGEL⠀ ( 🕷️ ) : PERSONAL
⁽ ୨୧ ⁾ mbti: ENTJ ( Commander ) — a personality type with the Extraverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Judging traits. they are decisive people who love momentum and accomplishment. they gather information to construct their creative visions but rarely hesitate for long before acting on them.
strengths: efficient, energetic, self-confident, strong-willed, strategic thinkers, charismatic and inspiring
weaknesses: stubborn, dominant, intolerant, impatient, arrogant, poor handling of emotions, cold and ruthless
⁽ ୨୧ ⁾ likes: white noise, rain falling on the window, choreographing, non-scheduled days, classical music, indie games, the persona franchise, affection, handholding, her bf(s), karaoke, anime— kimi ni todoke, nana, a slient voice—, true crime . . .
⁽ ୨୧ ⁾ dislikes: loud noises, super crowded environments, affection, feeling weak/overworked, mentions of her family, thunderstorms, horror games, anything creepypasta, racism & xenophobia, the dark, donald trump tbh . . .
⁽ ୨୧ ⁾ phobias: atychiphobia ( fear of failure ), nosocomephobia ( fear of hospitals ), nyctophobia ( fear of the dark ), tonitrophobia ( fear of thunder ), lockiophobia ( fear of childbirth )
⁽ ୨୧ ⁾ favorites:
colors: white, light pink & black
season: winter
animals: penguins, arctic foxes
number: 0
⁽ ୨୧ ⁾ immediate family: born into a rich and busy household, juliette had barely any time to spend with her parents and was sent to the united states early on with her aunt. although she did develop a resentment towards her parents, they support her from the sidelines. though she has a sibling, she doesn’t speak to him most of the time or rarely sees him due to her work and his position in the family business. barely any family photos are shown by the idol, which is the most secretive part about her.
father: kang sanghoon — born 1970 ( aged 54 ) in busan, south korea. works as the ▇▇▇▇ vice president. twin
mother: lee naeun — born 1972 ( aged 52 ) in gwangju, south korea. works as the ▇▇▇▇ ceo.
brother: lee joo-won — born 1999 ( aged 25 ) in busan, south korea.
kang grandparents: kang ha-▇ ( 85 ) & kang ▇▇-hyeon ( 90 ). raised sanghoon.
lee grandparents: ▇▇ ra-hee ( 79 ) & ▇▇ kun-hee ( deceased ). raised naeun
chaebol lore drop 😔
#anqelified#fictional idol community#fictional idol oc#kpop added member#kpop addition#kpop female addition#kpop female member#kpop female oc#kpop oc#kpop x oc#kpop original character#kpop soloist#kpop#fake kpop group#fictional idol soloist#fictional soloist#female!oc#fictional idol addition#oc#idol oc#original character
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ooh I am really intrigued about that young royals trailer! are there a lot of differences from the subtitles to what they are actually saying? I have seen a few people say something similar but haven't seen anything written out.
File this under "Things I didn't know I needed: Explaining all the subtle differences between what's being said in Swedish in the Young Royals Season 3 trailer, and what the subtitles say."
It's similar, but there are just some small changes that give a different *vibe*, you know?
For example in the opening scene, what Simon literally says is "Hur har du drömt att det ska vara?", a.k.a. "How have you dreamed it should be?" It's not a super common way of phrasing it in Swedish either, so I'd probably go with, "In your dream, what did you think/hope it would/should be like?"
When Wille says "Jag vill bara att vi ska kunna ha ett privatliv" (lit. "I just want for us to be able to have a private life"), to me, there's a slight difference between "privatliv" (privacy in one's personal life) and "ett privat liv" (a private life). I'd go with, "I just want us to be able to have some privacy in our personal lives."
And then there are the small filler words, which I know are left out of subs, always. But they add nuance!
When the blonde girl says "Vem skriver du med, då?" (lit. "Who are you writing with, then?"), it's more like, "So, who are you texting?"
And then Felice answers "Wille kommer tillbaks idag, ba(ra)" (lit. "Wille comes back today, just/only"), which is more like, "It's just that Wille is coming back today". Both "ba" and "tillbaks" are informal versions of "bara" and "tillbaka", which adds to the *shrug, no big deal* vibe.
And then the blonde answers, "Vadå, det är ju en så stor grej ju!" (lit. "What, that is such a big thing!"). But! There's no way of translating "ju" – it's a filler word that means "as you/we already know/are aware of". It's not even grammatically correct to add it twice, but it happens in speech when you REALLY want to emphasize the "girl, what are you talking about, we KNOW this" part. I'd translate it as "What? But that's huge!" The "ju" comes back when the blonde woman says, "Jag vet ju att det är lite spänt mellan dig och August" (lit. "I know (as we both do) that it's a bit tense between you and August").
Then we jump to a very long sentence that I understand they had to shorten – Wille saying, "Om du tror att jag kommer låta dig ta över så kan du glömma det!" (Lit. "If you think that I will let you take over, so can you forget it" – this isn't a question, Swedish word order in subordinate clauses is just very different from English). If we had enough space, I'd go with "If you think I'm going to let you take over, you can forget about it!"
Then it's just super small differences. Simon says, "Vad är det som du tycker är så bra med monarkin?" ("What is it that you think is so good with the monarchy?"); the principal (I think) says, "Hela skolans framtid hänger på den här utredningen" ("The whole school's future hangs on this investigation"); the blonde woman says "Hillerska kan tvingas stänga, med omedelbar verkan" ("Hillerska might be forced to close down, effective immediately"); and Wille says, "Vad händer om jag inte vill det?" (lit. "What happens if I don't want that?")
Then I've only just realized Swedes tend to start sentences with "but", which sometimes is more like a filler word, to "soften" the sentence. For example, the queen says "Men vi kan inte ha såna här skandaler mer!" ("But we can't have these types of scandals anymore"). (That is followed by her saying, "Så ska du kunna ta över efter mig", ("So you should be able to take over after me") which is a subordinate clause, which means there was something that came before/after that wasn't included in the trailer.) And Simon says "Men jag försöker att alltid finnas där för honom, men vad jag än gör så, ah, så blir det fel" ("But I always try to be there for him, but whatever I do, then, yeah, then it turns out wrong").
And then there's the "Hur kommer man över sin bästa vän?" ("How do you get over your best friend?") In Swedish, we use "man" (lit. "man") instead of "you", so it's more like a less formal way of saying "How does one get over one's best friend?" – I'd still translate it as "you", though.
August swears! "Jag har saknat dig så jävla mycket att det gör ont." ("I've missed you so fucking much that it hurts!") Swearing in general is a lot more okay in Swedish society, than in for example England or the US, based on my own experiences – it's done at all levels of society, by everyone (especially kids/teenagers, even in school), except for maybe at work or in very formal situations.
Simon says "Kan vi inte ba skita i allt som har hänt?" ("Can't we just ignore everything that's happened?") "Skita i" literally means "to shit in", is pretty informal and could be translated with "to not give a shit about", "to ignore" or "to skip", depending on the circumstances. Wiktionary claims it's vulgar, but I'd use it with family and friends, no problem.
So yeah! There's just more life in the actual dialogue, I think :) And I know that that's always the case, and that the translator doing the subs has limited space and time, and they need to make it work in English without adding explanations, etc., etc. So overall, I think they've done a good job – but I'm still glad I speak Swedish :)
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One thing that always bugs me when I see stardew bachelor and bachelorette headcanons is when people not only make Abigail younger than Maru but also the youngest overall. While I know that the canon reason Sebastian doesn't hang out with Maru is Demetrius and favoritism shown towards her, I feel like he couldn't exactly tell Maru or his family that. So I'm betting his excuse is that she's too young. My reasoning is that I'm a younger sibling, and this is always the go-to excuse. This is why it makes no sense for Abigail, one of Sebastian's friends, to be younger. I get that "Maru is a nurse" but considering that she's also clearly a prodigy and I highly doubt anyone else in town would be capable of being a nurse, I betting Maru is employed less than legally, because the town is barely holding on to Harvey. Do you really think they would be able to convince an actual nurse to act as a glorified receptionist for a clinic that's barely open in the middle of nowhere?
Anyway here are the real ages of the bachelor/ettes according to my completely correct assumptions
Maru: 18-19 she's just a super genius
Sam, Sebastian, Abigail, Alex, and Haley: 20-21 they all went to high school together and you can't tell me otherwise
Penny: 23-24
Leah: 25-26
Elliot: 27-28 he only appears older because he acts like that
Emily: 28-29
Shane: 29-30 he has aged poorly
Harvey: 32-33
Yall only think Abigail is younger because she's living with her parents and is slightly immature, news flash living with your parents is becoming the norm because the economy sucks, it does not make her a child. What makes her childish is that she makes no conscious effort to move out despite hating her living situation.
#stardew valley#abigail sdv#maru sdv#sebastian sdv#leah sdv#alex sdv#haley sdv#harvey sdv#shane sdv#emily sdv#penny sdv#elliot sdv#sam sdv
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My superhero ocs
Terra Ace: plant control , flight , animal communication and healing
Emberlyn: Fire , levitation , super strength
Slime-ett: just turns to slime.. it's like elastic girl but with slime , a little bit of super speed and strength
(they're team name on the works)
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Stardew Bachelor/ette's as relationship tropes
A/N: because this is cute and im in my feelings watching the little mermaid im feeling so giddy omfg THIS MOVIE WAS MADE FOR MEEKLALQOWOSOA also plus victor and Sofia(sophia?) WOW so if anyone has already read this it was not finished nor was it supposed to be posted so as I finish it it'll just be updating because i don't wanna delete it oopsies!
Tw: none? Idk maybe bullying???
Genre: headcanons
Wc:maybe like 5 bullet points per thing?
Sdv Masterlist
Strangers to Lovers:
Emily
Penny
Leah
Elliott
Friends to Lovers:
I feel like Penny and Leah would be a meet-cute sorta thing like at a coffee shop or a library
Maybe elliott also at the library or at a bar
But I feel like with Emily it would be somewhere chaotic
Like a concert
Or a rally of some sort
All of these would be like a romance novel of some sort you meet your soulmate on a chance outing super cute!!!
Sam
Sophia(Sofia?)
Enemies to Lovers:
Harvey
All of these guys seem as if they fall hard for friends mostly
Like yeah they sometimes find a stanger attractive
But I feel as if these people are the kind to slowly develop a crush on someone they already know
Sam would make the best tv show character and Sophia(pls someone tell me how to spell) and Harvey would make better book characters
Haley
Sebastian
Abigail
Second chance:
Alex
You probably absolutely hated these guys ngl
Like I feel like they have enemy quality
Like especially Haley and Alex they have high school bully energy to me
So even if they weren't bullys they would somehow end up on your kill list
Seb and Abigail seem like general assholes and probably did something to piss you off(im saying this as a Seb girlie)
Honestly my favorite genre to read but that's because i am toxic oops
Shane
Victor
Maru
I feel like these three would've been in relationships they had to let go of for different reasons and now that time has passed you meet again and get that second chance at loving one another
Shane would prolly be because of his downward spiral and you two broke up after a heated fight because he just refused to try so you left(Jas was torn up but doesn't really remember because she was younger)
Victor prolly had to break up with you because of Olivia and different statuses in money. She only wants the best for her son and unfortunately in her eyes you were not it.
For Maru i think its obvious Demetrius had something to do about it. Maybe you were in a relationship in high school
And even if her grades didn't slip at all when he found out he made her break up with you to force her to focus on her future.
#stardew valley#sdv#stardew#sdv abigail#sdv sam#sdv sebastian#sdv harvey#sdv shane#sdv elliott#sdv alex#sdv haley#sdv penny#sdv leah#sdv maru#sdv emily#x reader#stardew sebastian#stardew shane#stardew harvey#stardew sam#stardew elliott#stardew alex#stardew valley alex#stardew valley elliott#stardew valley sam#stardew valley harvey#stardew valley shane#stardew valley sebastian#stardew expanded
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Daffodil - Javi G. x Reader
Daffodil (Narcissus) - Unrequited love
Summary: You've fallen in love with your boss, and he's about to propose to someone who isn't you.
Pairing: Javi G. x Reader
Word Count: 871
Warnings: Angst, unrequited love, complicated relationships, mentions of abandonment, Javi is clueless until it's too late
This one is angsty, everyone! Day 22 of In Bloom kinda hurts, but I hope you like it anyway!
In Bloom Masterlist
Likes, Comments, Reblogs are super appreciated! ❤️
You’d dreamed of this moment for as long as you’d worked for Javi. Him down on one knee, a ring box held out to you and a broad smile on his face.
“So? What do you think?” he asked, but you could barely hear him over the sound of blood rushing in your ears.
Your mouth was dry, your palms sweaty. “I-I think she’ll love it, Javi.”
Javi nodded, looking down at the ring again. “Yes, it’s very Gabriella, isn’t it? Classic, beautiful. I knew it was perfect!”
He snapped the ring box shut and rose to his feet, “Will you get a reservation at Saint Angelo’s for this Friday? It’s her birthday, I think it’ll be the perfect opportunity to ask her to be my wife.”
Javi’s brown eyes were sparkling as he talked about his plan to propose to Gabriella. You wore a smile so fake you were sure he would notice and say something, but what else could you do when your heart was breaking?
“Yeah,” you choked out, but he didn’t notice. He simply nodded, thanked you, and left your office. The second he was gone, you slumped back in your chair.
You’d been in love with Javier Gutierrez for almost as long as you’d been working for him as his Personal Assistant. He was so sweet and loyal, and sure his obsession with Nicolas Cage was a little weird but over time you came to find it endearing. When your boyfriend had dumped you and kicked you out of the apartment you shared, Javi hadn’t hesitated to offer you his pool house rent-free.
“You’re here all the time anyway,” he’d smiled, “Might as well get rid of that long commute.”
Gabriella had finally joined him from Mallorca, which meant you’d come face-to-face with the reality that Javi was taken. When she’d been in Spain, it had been way too easy to forget. As a big-shot producer, Javi was invited to parties and premieres and openings all the time, and you’d usually accompany him as his plus-one. Those days were over.
And, as of Friday, they’d be gone forever.
Oh well, you thought, not like those nights meant anything anyway.
You knew you’d be involved in the wedding planning. The engagement party, wedding shower, bachelor/ette’s parties…could you handle that? Watching the man you were in love with marry another woman?
On one hand, you were a professional. Falling for your boss was your own damn fault, and if it had been so easy to fall in love how hard could it be to fall out of it? Maybe all the wedding stuff would shake you out of it.
On the other, you knew yourself. Once you’d fallen you were down forever. This crush on Javi wouldn’t go away, especially not as you waited for him to be officially off the market. From here, you couldn’t see another way to deal with this entire situation.
You called the restaurant first and secured Javi’s reservation, requesting a special bottle of champagne and a private table.
A few more phone calls and you had a plan.
You just had to wait until Friday.
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Friday morning started as usual — you rolled out of bed and walked to the main house to get coffee and breakfast, then upstairs to your office until Javi woke up around ten.
He sauntered into your office as usual, sleep-rumpled and absolutely adorable.
“Hola, querida,” he said, voice lower than usual with drowsiness. “Any good news to start the day?”
“Contracts are rolling in for the crew on your next project, but Amy needs confirmation on audition times for next month,” you reported, “and your reservation for tonight is all set. I’ve got some errands to run today, so you’ll have to get yourself ready but I laid out some outfit options for you in your closet.”
You got up from your chair, packing up your bag. Without warning, Javi rounded your desk and gathered you in his arms. You tensed in his hug, knowing that it wasn’t anything to read into. He only saw you as his employee, at best a friend.
“What would I do without you, hmm?” he asked, letting you go but grabbing your hands and squeezing.
You could only shrug.
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Gabriella said no. Javi’s footsteps were heavy as he made his way back into the house. Her life was in Mallorca, his was in LA. They loved each other, but the long distance and different life goals had made things too complicated.
Javi sighed and scrolled through his phone, texting your number. A few seconds later, he heard the chime coming from his kitchen. He smiled at the thought of you there already, waiting for him to come home with good news.
When he rounded the corner, you weren’t there. Your phone was propped up on the side of the fruit bowl, sitting on top of a white envelope.
He pulled a folded few pages out of the envelope. It was your resignation letter, no forwarding address, and a personal letter thanking him for his kindness and wishing him every happiness with his future marriage.
Javi had never felt so empty. No Gabriella, no you. How would he manage?
#writing challenge#fanfiction#in bloom#angst#the unbearable weight of massive talent#javi g x reader#javi g x you#unrequited love#yearning
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Hiii. It's been while, but here I am to annoy you with the occasional prompt once more :P
How would the SDV + SVE spouses react to the farmer (who is their partner, spouses or just dating) introducing them to the racoon family? (Because I love torturing Magnus, maybe the parents end up trusting him with their children and make him their babysitter)
❗🦝Spoilers for SDV 1.6.🦝❗
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Heya, good to see you again! :3
When I wrote the headcanon about this, I'm surprised that no one in the game reacted to the new raccoon house. Like, nobody? Not even least Marnie or Leah? Oh, well... 😅Anyway, thanks for the ask and enjoy! 💕
SDV/SVE spouses react to the Farmer introducing them to the raccoon family:
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SDV bachelors/ettes:
The little gray lumps decided to playfully attack Sam right away, poking their wet noses at him and pawing through his bag looking for anything interesting. The young guitarist laughed resoundingly, and decided to use his hand as a "claw" to show the raccoons that he was accepting the game. The babies are having fun squeaking and jumping, Sam is outright glowing with happiness, the parent raccoons are taking a break from the noisy kids, and Farmer is taking pictures on their phone to capture this touching moment.
Sebastian was probably most at ease with the raccoons, sitting on the grass while the little cubs sniffed curiously at the stranger. Farmer crouched nearby, showing their forest friends that Sebby could be trusted. So in five minutes the little raccoons were already playing and jumping around the two of them without restraint. Funny little animals. He won't mind continuing to frolic with his friendly neighbors. Hm, maybe bring them a tasty treat?
Well... Those are definitely real raccoons. It's just that after Farmer's words "neighbors-raccoons", Elliott thought at first that his dear husband did not characterize people so kindly, and then the writer remembered that he had never heard of any new residents of the Valley. The raccoons were surprisingly calm, they seemed to know Farmer for a long time, and the cubs were not afraid of Elliott at all. "Meeting with the forest neighbors..." Hmm, not a bad title for his little novella...
When the Farmer told Harvey that they had purchased so many broccoli seeds from raccoons, the local doctor thought it was a bit of an odd joke that he had no way of understanding. But now he saw with his own eyes as the raccoon came out of their little house and gave Harvey's spouse a baggie of seeds, taking pine cones in exchange. A mixture of confusion and shock, and then complete acceptance of the fact, because, as far back as Harvey could remember, the Farmer had done stranger things.
Shane stood motionless, with a "I don't get paid enough for this shit" look on his face while little baby raccoons sat on his head, shoulders, and scratched his new shoes. He definitely thinks he looks silly. But they seem like cool animals, not aggressive, plus Farmer is smiling so wide and sincere at this picture. So Shane is willing to put up with the squeaky sounds of the fidgety cubs once a week. The only no is introducing his with Farmer children or Jas. Better save that sorry.
Raccoons? Not the same ones Alex's grandfather has been complaining about for the past week? The athlete is used to seeing them as pests, since Alex used to be the one who was always picking up trash from the overturned trash bin. So he shows a bit of distrust when he finds out that their "new cool neighbors" are raccoons. Although Alex has no beef with these raccoons specifically, they seem to be peaceful, plus their cubs are super adorable.
Oh, Leah had known for a long time for that tree stump mini-cabin near the farm. Excellent carpentry, by the way. It was very skillful. And the raccoons who had settled there were apparently enjoying their cozy new place of residence, which would shelter them from any weather. Nevertheless, Leah does not dare to disturb the local fauna and advises Farmer not to get close to the raccoons, believing that animals should be respected.
When Penny saw Farmer with raccoons in their arms, the girl wanted to scream in horror, but ended up just squeaking. These are certainly not dangerous animals like a bear or wolves, but even just a couple of aggressive raccoons can pose a serious threat to humans. And the fact that the Farmer was near their cubes... But these raccoons don't seem to mind human company... probably domesticated. Penny is certainly glad that everything went well, but maybe they both shouldn't bother the wild fauna any further?
So the Farmer has been buying carrot seeds from real raccoons all this time? That's awesome! Abigail isn't exactly thrilled about the carrots, though. She didn't seem too surprised by the situation itself. Even wanted to see what else the forest fauna were selling. Seeds, seeds, more seeds... Oh, magic rock candy? Now that's interesting! Especially while she's looking at all the possible items, the baby raccoons are playing with her. So Abby is very happy to have such neighbors.
Haley squeaked twice, the first out of delight at the raccoon family in their cute little house, and the second out of surprise and fear because the raccoons had come too close to her. They don't carry rabies, do they? She looks at her spouse, waiting for their answer. At Farmer's approval, she decided to gently pet the raccoon, who seems didn't mind at all. It was fun, but Haley had had enough contact with nature for the day. Btw, where is her camera? Because she'll definitely take a dozen cute photos before leaving.
On the one hand, Maru's inner voice urges her to counsel herself and her dear spouse against contact with wild animals. On the other hand, Farmer playing with baby raccoons is probably the cutest thing Maru has ever seen, and her heart instantly melts with an overabundance of cuteness. The young inventor would spend days asking the Farmer about the raccoons themselves and how come they made a house for them.
Forest friends! Emily is unbridled delighted that her spouse has introduced her to a family of raccoons. Small and bright animals that playfully run around the blue-haired girl while she herself smiles at the most adorable picture. The interaction alone filled Emily with a huge amount of positive emotions. Oh, and the raccoons look happy in their cozy little house! She should definitely sew a couple of warm plaids for them, so that the baby raccoons will definitely not freeze in winter.
SVE bachelors/ettes:
Considering that Magnus's partner had previously shown him their ability to talk to the forest fauna ("Deal with bear and maple syrup???"), the introduction to raccoons didn't surprise him too much. What did surprise him, however, was that the parents wanted to give him, a wizard they didn't know well, their raccoon children to look after. With all due respect, he was not a babysitter for forest animals! Magnus already had his own children and a pupil to look after.
*Chuckle* What a adorable forest family. Lance is rather pleased to hear that the Farmer and he have good neighbours. Although the gallant adventurer himself doesn't have a chance to talk to the raccoon parents (and to any wild animals), their behaviour towards Lance says that they are not aggressive and don't consider him a threat. He is more interested in the fact that Farmer is actively trading with the raccoons, exchanging coal for mahogany seeds...
Farmer, wait! Stay away from the raccoons, they can be dangerous! Why don't they listen to Victor? He knows what he's talking about. Moreover, the spaghetti lover has told them many times how he was attacked by a vicious raccoon in town a long time ago. He was terrified. So don't- Farmer? Where are you going? Please don't go near- Oh... Are these raccoons tame? Did they make them a house? To keep them warm in the winter? Oh, how nice of them- ???? Did- did they just buy carrot seeds from raccoons?...
Oh, a raccoon family? This is unusual. Well, Claire kind of realises that the forest is very close by, so it's no wonder there are wildlife running around. but she never noticed this little house with cute raccoon faces sticking out of it. The red-haired girl worries when Farmer gets too close to the animals, what if her parents think they're a threat to the little ones? But they seem to regard them as their own and allow them to be petted. Claire would rather watch from the sidelines if her spouse doesn't mind.
...Olivia was beginning to worry that these raccoons wouldn't hesitate to come to their farm and make a mess in the beds. Living in the city, she knew these animals as pests and disease-carriers that crawl through bins. So she honestly said she wasn't too comfortable around raccoons. Although these ones seem to behave differently, without aggression. And the house is pretty nice. But she will need time to get used to such "neighbours".
Oh, Yoba, the Farmer made this little house themselves?! And the raccoons have babies! Five, or even six! That's so cute! Sophia is even willing to forgive the raccoons for knocking over her trash can last week, because it's the cutest thing she's ever seen in her life. The pink-haired girl is still afraid to touch them since they are wild animals after all. But she'll definitely take 100+ photos of the forest family and be sure to show Scarlett, because it's super adorable!
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What would each of the Foam bachelors/ettes cast would dress as for Halloween?
oh my gosh this is such a fun request!! I did my best with what we’ve had so far! I haven’t made it to Fall just yet in my game so I hope you enjoy!
Adeline: She is ether super last minute to the point where she has to have a basic (but still cute!) costume of like- black cat. You know where you get the kitty ear headband and dollar store tail and draw on whiskers. Simple and cute! Or- she has meticulously planned and designed an entire group outfit and they are so fashionable it’s almost insane.
Balor: His first year in town? He probably didn’t do anything special. But I can see him doing something simple at first. But slowly getting more confident as his time in the town grows. I think he’d go as a couple different things. A pirate (always a slut for the slutty pirate shirt), his d&d character, or himself but say he’s a rouge.
Eiland: Indiana Jones. I’m sorry, I know cliche but he would fuck that shit up so good. He would also use it as an excuse to talk about the museum or his findings with all the ancient stuff. Or, or hear me out- dragon. He’d totally try and go for a dragon look.
Celine: I think she’d be roped into a group costume with ether Adeline, or her family. Not by force!! I think she’d be happy to do matching and be part of a set. But if she had to go solo? I know Sailor Moon and She-ra doesn’t exist here, but definitely something of that origin. Whatever Mistria’s version of a strong female lead. She’s go as that.
Hayden: Listen. He knows it’s cliche but he’s going as the farmer and letting Henrietta shine as the real star in whatever costume she wants. He is simply the means to show her off. Or, I could see him doing a matching costume- again with Henrietta. Anything for his girl.
Juniper: She’d be the type to ether go all out, or just say fuck it and not do anything. If she’s going all out, she’s decked out as a full blown witch, Dozy is her companion dressed up like a werewolf or vampire. She probably does a haunted bathhouse.
March: If they can convince him to do a costume, he’d go all in. He has to be the best at everything- including his costume. He’d probably go as something classic like a zombie, or a horror movie guy but go all out. I don’t think he’d do anything super scary though, he’d hate to scare the littles.
Orlic: (I know he’s not a bachelor but he should be. He’s so stupid and I wanna kiss him about it.) He’s going as a rock. :3
Ryis: This one’s tough, i’m not sure what he’d go as. If I had to pick something I think he’d be a fairytale prince. Something about his soft, caring demeanor screams ‘woodland animals want to sit on his shoulders. Women would do wild shit to be with him.’ vibes.
Valen: I think she’d dress up as something simple. She strikes me as the type of lady who would prefer passing out candy to dressing up honestly. So I can see just putting on a witch hat, or a pair of ears. She’d also definitely tell the kids “remember to bruh your teeth and eat extra veggies tonight!” because of all the candy.
A/N: I hope you enjoyed!! This was so much fun to think about! And as always-
Requests are open!! Send in your ideas today!! :3
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