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Ashlynn's true Cinderella torture is not being forced to clean a house but, in fact, to clean up all the stupid shit and messes Apple and Briar's dumb gay brains get them into

i see ashlynn as the kind of person who injects 4 shots of espresso straight into her veins because she's unfortunately taken up the role of being the mom friend of her crack ass group and if she takes her eyes off of them for approximately 3 seconds someone will start crying and something will inexplicably be set on fire.

she hasn't slept in 2 weeks and she's starting to see things that aren't there now but she'll be fine enough in a while. Maybe.

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While I'm certain that in Northern Nevada there might be snow, it's so funny to me that it's called Snow Covered.

I also find it interesting that my state, Oregon, has no confirmed origin behind its name, considering that the entire trail to the west coast was named for Oregon. And unfortunately Oregon having no discernible root only gives more fuel to all those who say Ore-GONE and not Ore-GN, the latter being how literally every person living in the state says it.

i do desperately need everyone on this website especially people who arent american but want to rag on america to familiarize themselves with the basic romanized spelling conventions of native american languages because every day i come on here and i see people making fun of massachusetts or connecticut or mississippi or passamaquoddy or mashpee or nipissing and its like PLEASE. PLEASE THEY ARENT ENGLISH WORDS. PLEAAAAASEEEEEUUUHHH. USE YOUR MINDS TO IDENTIFY WHEN A WORD LOOKS LIKE IT MAY NOT BE ENGLISH. I DONT CARE IF YOU MAKE FUN OF AMERICA JUST PLEASE STOP BEING RACIST WHILE YOU DO IT

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Wanting to read an f/f main pairing on ao3 feels a bit like this

Include:

- the ship you want

-f/f

-any other tags that suit your fancy

Exclude

- m/m

- multi

-f/m

-main m/m ship

- second main m/m ship

-any other tags you don’t want

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Friends? I torture my family! If you meet me there is a non zero chance that you will be forced to watch some of the shittiest media you've ever seen and I'm going to expect you to like it.

i think everyone needs to adopt "i didnt say it was good, i said i liked it" into their vocabulary right now. it did me wonders

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And what if you were a horse?

what if there was a plinko feature on tumblr where you can bet $5 on a post and it'll either get deleted or it'll get 1 million impressions

What if there was a plinko feature where you give us $5 and we drop you into a furnace

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A tourist murders my sister, steals her shoes, and accepts a mission from my political rivals to literally murder me? And I’m the villain???

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If this pops up while you’re scrolling, I wish you unconditional love and massive success.

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saw this thumbnail at the edge of my vision while watching a different youtube video and for one single, glorious moment, i thought it was philomena cunk inexplicably chosen as the spokesperson for the american affordable care act, ready to talk me through open enrollment and finding a plan that works for me, and obviously that makes zero sense for a wide variety of reasons, but that one solitary second where it did appear to be the case—it's gonna stick with me, i think.

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My personal headcanon is that Apple is a lesbian and Raven is bi. Apple has definitely had a crush on Raven at some point, whether Apple realized what it was or not, but after all the shit Apple has put Raven through, Raven just can't see it working out. She loves Apple, she's her best friend, but she can't be in a romantic relationship with her, not after everything. Raven would let her down so gently, though, and they would remain super close.

is it a hot take to say that i do think that apple and raven are both some flavor of gay but i don't think they're gay for each other

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Piper would be so chronically online, she would. Every other sentence would be a tiktok comment,

Piper why aren't you fighting the monster?

"I'm holding space."

Piper watching Hazel use magic

"Does she do weddings?"

Piper watching Percy get judo flipped

"Now, this is my first impression of you."

If it is something that could be a top comment on a humorous tiktok, chances are Piper has said something like it. But also she comes up with her own. The girl will read you to filth

what i think the seven’s humor would be

oh yea

Percy: Dad jokes (canon).. would probably call people evil (ex. My girlfriend is so evil!)

Annabeth: Sarcasm. That’s it. /hj ‘And the world kept spinning’ ‘I’m employed what does this mean’

Piper: ‘Raise your YAAA YA YA!’ Purple heart maybe. ‘Do you do weddings 💖’

Leo: Similar to Pipers, but he makes alpha wolf jokes. Or something.

Jason: Barely has one. Dad jokes maybe. Unironically funny because he acts like a grandpa online

Frank: Hell yea.. I’m just a chill guy

Hazel: Is late to every meme so you’ll see her going ‘Glamour’ and ‘I just wanna be part of your symphony’ in 2025

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Broski

Me starting to copy the random noises my friends make

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Aging does not prevent stupid ideas, it just gives us time to learn how to think about choices beforehand. Clearly this woman wasn't in a place to think

My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.

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AITA for wanting to keep my destiny?

Yesterday, D made a post asking if she was the asshole for trying to save someone. I am the one she was trying to "save." She tried to steal my destiny so that she wouldn't have to live out her tragic ending. D wasn't trying to save me at all, she just wanted a happily ever after.

I refused to trade my destiny for hers. I still don't really want to, but now I'm thinking maybe I should? Here's the thing, I don't want to live out my destiny. In fact, I am actively planning not to so that I can live happily with my boyfriend, H.

So, if I don't want to follow destiny anyway, should I have traded? It would have given D the happily ever after she wanted, and, if everything went according to plan, I would get what I wanted, too. The problem with this is that D's destiny isn't the kind you can just say "no" to, and if I was unable to successfully rebel and avoid living it out, I would be separated from my boyfriend. I would also be stuck living as an animal.

I've asked H what he thinks about this, but he's still too mad at D to think about this rationally. So, from an unbiased perspective, AITA for keeping a destiny I don't even want?

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AITA for Almost Revealing My Classmate's Secret?

I (15F) was out in the school woods, during the lunch break. Then I notice my classmate (15F) C, having a run with her pet wolf.

They stop by near me (I'm sitting in a tree, but they don't notice me), and her wolf licks her, which pushes of her hood. And guess what I see?? SHE HAS WOLF EARS!! C had ALWAYS kept her hood on no matter what! And now I get why!

Anyway, C then gets all anxious, sends her pet away and then runs off (with the hood put on of course). I follow her, and give her a "slight" nudge that I saw the wolf ears.

C begins to plead not to tell anyone, and while I don't plan to tell anyone, I start forming a prank in my head.

Comes the PE class, and by then I managed to snatch a deer to release when it's C's turn to run the lap. (we're outdoors, dw) So, the prank would be that since she has WOLF ears, C will ACT like a wolf (tbh she has growled like a dog before) if she sees an animal that wolfs usually eat!

And as she'll chase the poor deer in front of our classmates AND out teacher, C will have no choice but to reveal the ears!!

Everything goes according to plan - everyones in shock that out of nowhere C had outrun others who also ran the lap, and she looks like 1 minute away from curling in a ball and crying.

Then out of the blue, a classmate (15F) R gets up and exclaims how her "speed running" spell must've worked on C! I get all confused, but before I could understand what's going on, R puts a spell on my legs, and I start running like a mad-man!

After the spell (thankfully) wore off, I talked about the situation with my friends (both 15F) M and L. Both claimed that I deserved it, and that the prank wasn't funny or made any sense.

M always says weird stuff and is the oddball of the school (I love her btw, don't @ me!), so I didn't take her that seriously, but hearing that come from L frustrated me - she's my sister from another litter, and yet she's NOT taking my side??

What's up with people these days?! It was just a prank! Am I genuinly in the wrong here??

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Something leads me to believe she is just not okay mentally. I think she thinks Donavan is an alien because he probably has powers similar to Anya's, but that is just her own brain desperately trying to make sense of her situation. She is shown to have mood swings, even in concern to Damien, going from expressing deep love to wishing he was not around. Melinda needs a real doctor because she clearly is not doing well. I'm far from an expert in mental/psychological health but I don't think the spy should be handling her case, we need an actual doctor. Maybe she's been driven crazy by Donavan always knowing what she's thinking but she doesn't know how he got the ability to read minds. Maybe this will lead to Anya being scared of driving her parents insane and thus disclosing her powers.

And if you believe she's lying, explain what you think her motive is in the notes