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One thing that always bugs me when I see stardew bachelor and bachelorette headcanons is when people not only make Abigail younger than Maru but also the youngest overall. While I know that the canon reason Sebastian doesn't hang out with Maru is Demetrius and favoritism shown towards her, I feel like he couldn't exactly tell Maru or his family that. So I'm betting his excuse is that she's too young. My reasoning is that I'm a younger sibling, and this is always the go-to excuse. This is why it makes no sense for Abigail, one of Sebastian's friends, to be younger. I get that "Maru is a nurse" but considering that she's also clearly a prodigy and I highly doubt anyone else in town would be capable of being a nurse, I betting Maru is employed less than legally, because the town is barely holding on to Harvey. Do you really think they would be able to convince an actual nurse to act as a glorified receptionist for a clinic that's barely open in the middle of nowhere?

Anyway here are the real ages of the bachelor/ettes according to my completely correct assumptions

Maru: 18-19 she's just a super genius

Sam, Sebastian, Abigail, Alex, and Haley: 20-21 they all went to high school together and you can't tell me otherwise

Penny: 23-24

Leah: 25-26

Elliot: 27-28 he only appears older because he acts like that

Emily: 28-29

Shane: 29-30 he has aged poorly

Harvey: 32-33

Yall only think Abigail is younger because she's living with her parents and is slightly immature, news flash living with your parents is becoming the norm because the economy sucks, it does not make her a child. What makes her childish is that she makes no conscious effort to move out despite hating her living situation.

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Robin Hood is like blueprint good guy. The fact Grimm doesn't even put up a fight to make Sparrow be that but is insistent that Raven has to be evil shows how much of a hypocrite he is.

The way I know for certain that Headmaster Grimm is the bad guy is that he let's Sparrow take general villainy. I have never once met a single person who has called Robin Hood a villain who wasn't a terrible person themselves.

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I'm so upset. No one on tiktok is appreciating my addition to the Jayce pfp war

I think it's funny, but maybe I should add a blue background?

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Kanan would do this just to show off her abs

But yes the vision is visioning

TUMBLR DO YOU SEE MY VISION

Bonus image

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Ah but what a glorious way to go

a new contender for the short list of people who have killed cassandra cain has entered the ring

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You really gave that one up so quick

Hello little snake, I've come to enjoy your squirming

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Completely agreed until the part shitting on Darling and Dexter's looks? Wtf you mean? Darling canonically has as many suitors as Apple even without using her hair. And Dexter is literally told to make himself look bad so Daring looks better.

I'm fine with hyping Daring but not at the cost of shitting on the twins, who are you, their parents?

Daring was raised and conditioned to withstand fights against dragons and blasts of fire with only a sword and a shield in his hands. His power is to flash a beam of light from his teeth that could blind his opponents when in combat. His atheticism is often above other boys his age and even on equal levels to Cerise. His good looks can make him a trust-worthy person, being the hero that he's supposed to be and all that. He's the only Charming kid in his family who naturally has good looks without having to have a magic touch related to his appearance (outside of his teeth).

He could have been conditioned to fight in a battle or even a war, but the fact that he uses his strength and power to be a teenage himbo is probably the best thing about him.

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some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

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Oh, the final showdown

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The way I know for certain that Headmaster Grimm is the bad guy is that he let's Sparrow take general villainy. I have never once met a single person who has called Robin Hood a villain who wasn't a terrible person themselves.

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I do love that it's by the same person. Like they heard the critics and they responded, good for them

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If you or a loved one is struggling to picture just how chaotic and off the rails the girls of the Argo II could be, allow me to present a scenario that might help you understand. Annabeth, Piper, and Hazel playing the first Life is Strange game.

Think about it

Piper, being the most exposed to actual technology and the real world is the type of "fuck around and find out" gamer and so her only goal in playing is seducing Chloe. She does not care about the mystery. She just wants the blue haired butch

Annabeth having only a slightly better grasp on gaming than Hazel and being fully dedicated to solving the mysteries before the game tells them. She is taking this so seriously.

Hazel, sweet Hazel, has somehow ended up holding the controller in this and is being yelled at on both sides. It's like having shoulder angels and devils, but it's Piper's thirst for Chloe Price vs. Annabeth's love of being right. And she is holding the controller upside down. She just wants to know who Rachel is.

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In the first book, the whole reason Percy and Annabeth go on the tunnel of love is because Hephaestus likes to trap and catch Aphrodite and Ares when she cheats on him.

Percy Jackson AU where Esperanza survives and starts dating Tristan

Piper and Leo absolutely disgusted and confused now that their parents are dating

Everyone else horrified because Piper and Leo were already menaces but now they are half-siblings

Aphrodite and Hephaestus are furious because their exes are dating eachother

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The question is, since Hephaestus and Aphrodite aren't divorced, does this make Leo and Piper step siblings or just full siblings since all of their parents are together?

Percy Jackson AU where Esperanza survives and starts dating Tristan

Piper and Leo absolutely disgusted and confused now that their parents are dating

Everyone else horrified because Piper and Leo were already menaces but now they are half-siblings

Aphrodite and Hephaestus are furious because their exes are dating eachother

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I'm reblogging this purely for the image of Meg and Lester, on a bus, holding hands, him most likely having to hold onto one of the safety bars overhead and holding Meg both for safety and so she does run off, and she's planning world domination and he's having a silent breakdown and they just look like a pair of siblings

even more takes i won’t take criticism on

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Not a single person is going to believe me when I say this but I did not send in this confession despite heavily agreeing with it

Darling's hairstyle is worse than Hunter's

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