Ash, 24, they/them, queer. ao3: pumpkabitch obsessed with: Stardew Valley and Coral Island
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some sokkas i did last year when i was trying to get familiar with CSP (because what adobe does with prices is criminal wtf?!?!?)
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year 3000. naruto is dead. zoruto, the son of poruto, who was the son of coruto, who was the son of goruto, who was the son of boruto, who was the son of naruto, now has an anime. ‘zoruto is gonna…be better than poruto’ kishimoto assures, at age 1026.
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One time I got to Okay, Boomer my dad because he told me that people only think eggs are healthy because of studies paid for my Big Farmer.
Big. Farmer.
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they should invent a living alone that is affordable
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stop drawing for others. don't draw for yourself either. play video games
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Adrian Monk from monk
Today, Jesus is holding:
Adrian Monk from Monk
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what is HAPPENING
#tried to find a short story i read in high school#read a pdf and was like huh this is a lot different than i remembered#so went to sparknotes and its saying a bunch kf stuff that wasnt in the story i just read#turns out the pdf was an ai summary of the story and removed very important pieces#including a whole character
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britain gay as fuck for naming a town “man chest”
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My personal brand of humor is "horrible, useless advice delivered in an authoritative way" and this is the result of it
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odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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*if you own a hybrid or electric prius, please choose Toyota. Same goes with all other applicable hybrid/ev models that are owned by a listed company. The EV category is for vehicles like the rivian or tesla, for which the parent companies specialize in electric vehicles.
**if you do not have a driver's license, but have access to a household car that ppl drive you around in, please vote as if that car is your car.
Also please reblog <3 I'm so sad about all my 6 vote polls T_T
#i voted based on my moms car cause thats been in my life for 16 years#its a toyota yaris#very good colour as well#shes blue but mimics the sky#her name is sky
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