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i have made like 57 reddit throwaway accounts in my life because my only use for reddit is to login once a year to pose niche questions to a sub i assume is compromised of mostly autistic dads desperate to impart their knowledge upon anyone who will listen. when i got my first fisheries job the equipment list my boss sent me just said “knife.” i emailed back asking what kind of knife and he replied “any knife.” i got on reddit and went to some sub about fish and i said “i got a hatchery job in alaska. what knife do i need for multipurpose use. a knife that does it all.” one guy responded in ten minutes breaking down everything about knives & salmon work. gave me a better idea of my job than the interview did. then he recommended a single knife and like twenty other people replied after him “this is the correct knife. no notes.”

bought it. pretty good knife, no notes.

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The Ocean, Me, MS Paint, 2022

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I should draw rouge the bat. But in what circumstance

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Always funny when Stucky is in a ship tournament and everyone in the tags is telling people to vote for the other thing because we all hate the MCU now. I can assure you that Stucky shippers also hate the fucking MCU more than you can imagine

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Okay. I really want to know because I have no frame of reference for the average number of followers on here.

Please reblog and share so we can get a nice data pool!

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context: i was just born today and im trying to learn about the world i hope you can help me. whatever you say i will take to heart completely and live by for the rest of my life

thank you for voting

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uh oh! one of your organs has mysteriously vanished! Spin this wheel to find out which one!

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my dad was outside feeding the slugs cucumber slices earlier

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CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER

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we should globally ban the introduction of more powerful computer hardware for 10-20 years, not as an AI safety thing (though we could frame it as that), but to force programmers to optimize their shit better

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"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

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New cow species in Minecraft

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Dude

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I’ve been knitting my way through this book by making friends gifts of hats they want. Its been great.

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putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer