#sugarplum-says

[russian-tooth-fairy]

Sugarplum loves to dress up differently from time to time! He believes anyone can be pretty princess in any clothings, but he likes pink dress best! Wig is also for fun, give Plum break from crown!

[russian-tooth-fairy]

Mein Heavy!!!

Vhere are you? I got you zome zhings for…For being mein freund…

[The Medic is holding a basket with a spool of pink and purple wool, for knitting. There’s three of the chocolate bars he noticed Plum handing out, and a container of pink glitter. Where Medic got the glitter is unknown. And nestled in the center of it, is a pile of soft rags….]

[There’s a tiny peep. It’s a dove! He’s gifted Plum a baby dove.]

Is really for Sugarplum?... Is good... H-He will cherish... Leetle creature... Извините за слезы, я просто очень счастлива! Спасибо вам, доктор!

[shitpostingkats]

You guys have no idea how badly I need Aguefort x Lapin to be canon. Not only do we need more Lapin content, not only is it incredibly funny for Arthur Aguefort to have multiple magical animal paramours across time and space, I need Fig and Ayda to bond over their parent's utterly insane polycules. I need Ayda to stiffly introduce Lapin as her step-father. I need him hanging out at the Compass Points and awkwardly trying to bond with his boyfriend's daughter because Aguefort may be barred from having any contact with Ayda but his hookup from another timeline isn't. I need Lapin to transfer all of his honed sinister advisor skills and experience as a babysitter of willfull princesses to being a Weird Uncle. I need Fig and Aydas' "Yeah my estranged dad showed up again in my life and now I have a weird stepdad as well" emotional bonding and discussion. I need for at their wedding the first row of seats is entirely taken up by all five Fathers Of The Bride.

[kevindavidday]

and if i say andreil

[vcrnons]

DINO | sector 17 official photo shoot sketch

[azurefaire]

when the ghost of pepper ann pearson (ghost pepper ann) haunts you with the ability to make concerning pepper ann memes, you create concerning pepper ann memes until you appease her

[russian-tooth-fairy]

OH HOO HOO!

HOO!

VE’RE BEST FREUNDS?!

OH MEIN GOTTE!!

HOO!

Абсолютно! Doktor is not just any Doktor, he is Sugarplum's Doktor! Лучшие друзья, because we are team now!

[Sugarplum flexes his arms as if demonstrating his perception on the strength of their bond.]

Sugarplum will protect all friends! Heavy and Medic is best pair!

[stormyoceans]

I FEEL LIKE IM GOING TO SAY THIS EVERY WEEK BUT JIMMYSEA ARE TRULY THE MOST SICKENING CP IN GMMTV. I CAN NOT BELIEVE HOW AFFECTIONATE THEY HAVE BECOME IN THE BTS??? THE OLD MARRIED COUPLE ENERGY IN THE AFTER LAST TWILIGHT INTERVIEWS?? SEA MAKING JIMMY SO MUCH SOFTER AS A PERSON???? THEY MEAN EVERYTHING TO ME MONICA I AM CONSTANTLY IN SHAMBLES BECAUSE OF THEM AND MORKDAY

FILING THIS UNDER MESSAGES THAT HAVE BEEN DIRECTLY PLUCKED FROM MY BRAIN BECAUSE SAME ANON SAME

SORRY I SIMPLY WILL NEVER BE NORMAL ABOUT THEIR FRIENDSHIP LIKE THE FACT THAT P’X DECIDED TO PAIR THEM UP NOT BECAUSE OF HOW THEY LOOKED TOGETHER BUT BECAUSE OF THE WAY THEY TREATED EACH OTHER WHEN NO ONE WAS LOOKING?????? THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE A 5 YEARS DIFFERENCE AND YET THEY WERE ABLE TO BUILD SUCH A GENUINE AND WARM BOND WHERE THEY BOTH SUPPORT EACH OTHER?????? THE FACT THAT SEA USED TO BE VERY SHY AND JIMMY NOT VERY COMFORTABLE WITH SKINSHIP BUT THEY MET IN THE MIDDLE AND SLOWLY GREW TOGETHER TO THE POINT THAT SEA CAN NOW TEASE JIMMY OPENLY AND JIMMY ACTUALLY INITIATES PHYSICAL TOUCH NOT BECAUSE SEA IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS IT BUT BECAUSE HE – JIMMY – DOES?????? THE FACT THAT THEY BICKER AND INCLUDE EACH OTHER IN SOME OF THE MOST IMPORTANT MOMENTS OF THEIR LIVES LIKE THEY’VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR DECADES WHEN THE TRUTH IS THAT IT'S ONLY BEEN A COUPLE OF YEARS??????

IF ANYONE NEEDS ME I'LL BE SOBBING ABOUT THEIR FRIENDSHIP IN MY PADDED ROOM FOR THE REST OF THE EVENING

[absentmoon]

in terms of pet names "honey" is just so mgnfhfgfgdfd

[tutuandscoot]

. @sugarplum-failure

[russian-tooth-fairy]

MISS LI IS HERE!?

Is good-- Thank you for letting Sugarplum know, Kieran. Is his fault government here, he made mistake in legal department. Will be taken care of!

Just stay happy everyone and keep making good choices : )

Attention, all members of ALL!

(Haha, all of ALL, that's so funny.)

Anyways! There's some government person ( @surprise-audit ) coming around and asking us about the company. Try to act natural if you can, and try not to get them too suspicious of us.

Don't fret too much, though. I'm sure we'll have this under control if we work together!

@all-aussie-engineer @russian-tooth-fairy @puppy-needs-pets @punk-trapper-at-all @loveshotsniper @chef-for-all (tell anyone else who doesn't know!)

Oh, and @conductor-on-grn . Hijito, can you let any other teams know about this just in case?

[starryeyed-seer]

Finally played ES sugarplum and it just reminds me how much I love the great game. It is SO SILLY and yet unquestionably brutal and merciless. Yes these are spies who cut eye holes in newspapers and use the most contrived ridiculous ciphers imaginable.

But also. They will End you in ways that do not require death. They will be removed from the board in much the same way. The hands that move the pieces are pieces themselves. At the farthest levels, the great game is cosmic horror.

But a lot of the time it's just Spy Vs Spy

[the-ferocious-kittyrose]

Thinking about John Price with a southern American reader who’s a waitress with a southern accent who uses way too many pet names for people.

At first he was put off by you calling him, “honey” and “sweetie.” You didn’t know each other well at the time, and he’s far from, “sweet.”

Eventually he learned that that was just how you talked. You used those pet names for everyone (which secretly disappointed him). He had to admit, it was funny seeing Simon, all big and intimidating in his ghost getup, being called, “baby” and “sugarplum.”

Once you’re actually together he’s gotten so used to the pet names that he knows that if he hears you say his real name, he’s in trouble.

[eyeheartboobiez]

nicknames that bruce + the batboys would call you

warnings: sexual themes in jason’s part, fem!reader a/n: just sumn slight. enjoy😁

⁎⁺˳ 𝒷𝓇𝓊𝒸𝑒 ミ

❀ bruce grew up wealthy so he would definitely call you something more on the classy side

❀ things like darling, angel, dear, my love, etc.

❀ he also has a habit of referring to you as “my wife” (because he’s possessive asf)

❀ “sorry guys, i really can’t stay for another drink. i’ve got to get back to my wife.”

❀ “you said these shoes were dior? oh, im sure my wife would love these.”

❀ on the flip side, he also really likes referring to himself as your husband (one might say he does it for the ego boost)

❀ like whenever you too are meeting someone for the first time, he'll introduce you first and then only introduce himself as "your husband"

❀ because why should someone care about him, a mega rich billionaire, when his lovely and radiant wife is standing right next to him?

⁎⁺˳ 𝒹𝒾𝒸𝓀 ミ

❀ dick would definitely be the type to call you something super lovey-dovey and over the top

❀ sugarplum, honey bunches, buttercup, (and if he really wants to get on your nerves,) shnookums

❀ he knows it’s lame, but he genuinely doesn’t care

❀ since his love language is acts of service, you tend to hear a lot of "let me get that for ya, honeybun"

❀ or something like “hey sugarplum! im on my way home from work, you want me to pick up anything?”

❀ or even "don't worry about dinner honeylove, lemme take care of things tonight."

❀ regardless of how annoying it is, you can't help but love his teasing nicknames for you

❀ like you two are that annoying couple that everyone loves can't stand seeing at the function (i know valentine's day hatesss to see yall coming)

❀ off topic but if the two of you had a kid together, i imagine him nicknaming your daughter ‘love bug’ (AWWW)

⁎⁺˳ 𝒿𝒶𝓈𝑜𝓃 ミ

❀ despite his thick exterior, jason’s a lover boy at heart

❀ he’d call you stuff like babe, doll, sweetheart, hon, y’know all that cheesy stuff

❀ most importantly though, this boy lovesss to call you mama

❀ like for example, he usually likes to greet you with a casual "hey mama, you doin okay?" followed by a quick peck on the check

❀ or if you're being goofy trying to get him to feel better, he'll probably say something like "c'mon mama, cut it out" as a smile inevitably blossoms on his face

❀ alongside this, he also has a weird kink thing for calling himself papa

❀ either “thatsss it sweetheart, come to papa” or “let papa bear handle it, ‘kay? you just sit down there and look pretty f’me.”

❀ you have absolutely no idea where he got it from because jason swears up and down that he's never done it until he got in a relationship with you

⁎⁺˳ 𝓉𝒾𝓂 ミ

❀ while tim is such a sweetheart, so his pet names for you would most definitely reflect that

❀ sweets, pretty, baby love, cutie; simple stuff like that

❀ also, let’s not forget that this boy is a certified LEWSER, so that also shows within you guys’ relationship

❀ he sometimes calls you pookie (he’s chronically online…)

❀ he'd probably be up texting you at 2am (because why wouldn’t be be up at that time) and is like “hey pooks u wanna check out this new italian place i found? i saw that they serve a few of ur faves”

❀ he also has a nasty habit of referring to you as dude or bro

❀ you'll often get random tiktoks from him throughout the day like "bro look this is totally us" or "me & u fr🥹"

❀ sure it's corny but the sentiment is sweet so you don't really mind

❀ a lot of people think the relationship you both have may be a bit odd, but neither of you care (and that's all that matters <3)

[curryshesus]

jeon jungkook fics that own my mind, body, heart, and soul

in other words, this is a collection of my favorite jk fics on tumblr! if you enjoyed any of these fics as much as i did, pls remember to support the authors by interacting with their post. part 2 | other bts members

➺ bitchin - by @kinktae

summary: the 80s were a time of choices. which perm was right for you? what color neon would you wear next? none of these choices, however, were more questionable than a certain deal you made with jeon jungkook.

➺ idealizations concerning real life relations - by @venusiangguk

summary: jungkook loves to be loved, but he doesn’t love in return.

➺ hotter than hell - by @chateautae

summary: jungkook, lucifer and king of hell, has been cast out of the crimson underworld for a reason he’s unsure of. embarking on his journey for the answer should’ve been easy, if it weren’t for you, the human that nurses his wounded body in her home, and accidentally witnesses the truth of his identity. kickstarting a hellish adventure with the devil himself, you discover lucifer is the most infuriating company ever; and jungkook finds out that maybe his answer to returning home lies within his annoying human confidant.

➺ jump then fall (into you) - by @writtenwhalien

summary: bringing Jungkook along as your date to your ex’s lavish cruise wedding seemed like a perfect idea at first — all of your family and close friends together, nothing can go wrong… then Jungkook’s ex shows up and all of a sudden you’re in a years long relationship with him. You don’t mind though, really, how hard can sharing a cabin and pretending to be deeply in love with your best friend really be?

➺ too late to dream - by @kookslastbutton

summary: You did it. You married your college professor. You even bought a house together. Against all odds, everything had fallen into place. But after two years of marriage, you begin feeling something was missing. You want a baby but your husband can’t say the same.

➺ the forgotten spaces- by @oddinary4bts

summary: you've been dancing on the same dance crew since your teenage years, and you finally have an important role in it. It feels like life is taunting you when your rival comes back after disappearing for a year, ready to tease you every chance he gets. Will the teasing turn into more, or are you going to take him down with you?

➺ when the end comes - by @oddinary4bts

summary: Seven years after you've started dating Jungkook, long distance creates a wedge in your relationship. When the only solution seems to be breaking up, you go your separate ways even though love still lives in the two of you. Will you find a way back together, or has the end come for you and Jeon Jungkook? **sequel to the forgotten spaces

➺ falling - by @starshapedkookie

summary: soulmate (noun): a person who is bound to another through the strongest level of emotional and physical connection. one is given a name on the body upon 18 years of age and any transgressions against the laws of soul-bonding will not occur without harm.

➺ love alive - by @jamaisjoons

summary: a year after you and jungkook break up, the two of you meet at your brother’s party.

➺ changes in between - by @taegularities

summary: Becoming the roommate of Jeon Jungkook is the biggest change you’ve ever gotten thrown into - but little do you know that the addition of another man will bring even further turbulence into your (love) life.

➺ falling skies - by @fortunexkookie

summary: Jeon Jiyeon was your childhood best friend; her brother, Jungkook, was something else entirely. You used to be friends, but then he had gone from endearingly frustrating dumb boy to card-carrying fuckboy so fast it had given you whiplash.

Despite the teasing and fighting, Jiyeon realized how Jungkook felt about you long before he did - it was a twin thing - and if you were her sun, and he was her moon, then she just wished she could show you how he reflected your light.

➺ sugarplum elegy - by @bymoonchild

summary: You know no bounds nor depth with Jungkook. While your fuck buddy loves sleeping in your bed and doing laundry for you with his favourite fabric softener, you are in love with a mysterious honeyed, velvety voice on Soundcloud. All’s fine, until you find out that the voice that metaphors your heart to a sweet sugarplum melody actually belongs to the boy who has been taking up a special spot in your bed and in your heart, strumming at your heartstrings all this while. Or, Jungkook has one braincell, but it’s heart-shaped.

➺ an abundance of mondays - by @diortae

summary: "why the fuck would it be easy? you’re disgustingly in love with your best friend. of course it’s complicated.” he pauses to roll his eyes, as if he hasn’t just laid out the most secret parts of you here in the middle of the campus dining hall.

➺ five dates - by @kpopfanfictrash

summary: “Ten dates,” he nods, smile tugging at his lips. “Ten dates, to decide if you want this – want me – or want me to go. Ten dates to get to know me. Ten dates,” he says, oddly soft, “to fall in love with me.” Which then becomes five.

➺ here comes the bride, all dressed in pride - by @hansolmates

summary: You and your cousin Doyeon have had beef with each other since the sandbox. When she plucks the last straw, you decide to end your long-simmering fight by claiming that you and her ex—Jeon Jungkook, are now boyfriend and girlfriend

➺ if i told you - by @gukyi

summary: in order to pay for university, jeon jungkook decides to market his most valuable asset to the wealthy socialites of campus: himself. donning a suit and tie, tousled hair, and glasses (to look smarter), he becomes every rich daughter’s dream: the perfect boyfriend to bring to balls, dinners, and business gatherings. all while you watch from the sidelines, only able to dream of having that much money to buy yourself what you really want: him.

[russian-tooth-fairy]

Sugarplum has date with Doktor today!!

He cannot wait to cook him food!... But Sugarplum does not know what to wear! Has so many dresses, so many colors-- Maybe should wear suit? Or should he be casual?

It has been long time since Plum has had date-