#suck it mother fucker

[brennacedria]

34 of 34 counts guilty per NBC NEWS

Edit: adding link

[turnipoddity]

Who gets you through the day (god or character)

that one day i’ll fucking beat theseus and asterius in hades

[i-need-of-a-hobby]

shout out to the harry potter wiki page for including the progressive/trans flag

this might just be an example of well it's pride month time for corporate pride but it's the fandom wiki, someone knew what they were doing including the trans flag colors

[buff-muffin]

I’m just. Just thinking about how the ASL brothers might have different feelings on Dadan and her hut.

Like for starters Ace. Dadan is the woman who raised him though let’s be real he probably heard every step of the way how she never wanted to, how he was a burden on her. That piled on with the whole Roger’s offspring never should have existed, probably never made for a good pairing. But the funny thing with children is. A part of them, especially when young and developing want to make their caretaker happy and so. Maybe that’s why Ace was so independent from a young age. Being out of the house and caring for yourself meant he wouldn’t be a burden. Meaning Dadan would be happy. Though being alone also means he doesn’t have to listen to her or the others talk behind his back either.

Then after the fires. I think it clicked in his and her head of what they mean to each other. After all. Dadan says these horrible things about him yet she saves him from the fire and Bluejam pirates. He’s heard her say all this terrible things since he could remember and he patches up and care for her wounds carrying her home. I think after the fires. Ace really registers that Dadan is safe. And that’s why after Sabo left he and Luffy didn’t build their forts far in the privacy of the forest but right at her side. Because she’s safe.

Then there’s Luffy. Unlike Ace, Luffy to some degree had a stabile home growing up with Makino. Yes the girl was busy and yes she never had time for Luffy. But her bar was always open to him and she would always be there caring for him. Luffy knew what security was. And he also knew security came in all shapes and sizes. After all the red haired pirates were scrappy drunkards that would pester, tease, bully and heckle him any chance they got. But they cared for Luffy and he knew it. Shanks lost his arm for Luffy to keep him safe. So the bandits behaviour probably never threw him off. But the fact they were BANDITS did. You can’t blame him. His first traumatic experience that was a big part in the shaping of his childhood was caused by bandits.

But every day he came home battered, beaten, muddied, bruised. And just like Makino they would al patch him up. And just like Shank’s crew, would tease torment and bully him. Luffy knew they were safe from day one, and really he probably doesn’t think of her as a mother but she is still definitely family. She when he left on his journey. The fact they were bandits to him just meant they weren’t as cool as pirates. But she was still the best damn bandit in the world.

And finally Sabo. He actually has very little interaction with Dadan throughout the whole flashback besides farting while she talks and sharing a meal. But honestly that quick ease around her made me think. For someone who had such shitty absentee parents and then raised himself on the streets for at least months maybe even years. He was so… trusting? Sure he’s ten, and ten year olds aren’t really that suspecting of the world yet. But of someone of the background, it strikes me as odd.

Do you think he had heard about Dadan from Ace? Like come on, preteens be preteens. Surly Ace has arrived whining about Dadan and her bandits and to Sabo, tales of fighting for each meal. Being literally thrown into a bath tub and her screeching at other bandits and things probably sounds crazy, surreal, like a dream. He’d never say he’s jealous of Ace. After all he knows Dadan isn’t the best but a ‘family’ that talks to you must have sounded amazing. Sabo fit right in at Dadan’s hut because this was the family he had always wanted. And even if for a little while he got to treasure.

[minthara]

I gave you free will. And you've squandered it.

[theology101]

I CALLED IT!

REUBEN WAS GOING TO BE TRAPPED IN HELL!

ALL OF MY EVIL AND CRUEL PREDICTIONS WERE CORRCT! DIE AND SUFFER YOU RAT GRINDERS!

[plasticbabyart]

My friend said Kaos and Spyros red eyes are a parallel to them being brothers (bio/adopted) and its fucked me up since then

[olgunny]

BUH

[lanibgoode]

so at the beginning of the month, we found out that pharmacy chain my wife works at is going to close. they didn't have any nearby job openings, but they offered a role of floater (goes around to fill in at pharms that need it) to anyone who wanted it. my wife declined because she doesn't drive and that'd suck. they also offered another tech a job as a test proctor for the region.

today we found out that those job offers are completely worthless, because theyre going to close nearly every single pharmacy in this state and the next one over. i didn't like her having to turn down a guaranteed job but now i'm glad she did because that means we're not in a panic AGAIN about her job evaporating.

[anodyne321]

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[lilgynt]

why my mom can’t flush or wash her hands is beyond me

[kazunarei]

I'm fucking crying (again) (for the third time)

For once it's not from laughing my ass off but tears of despair

Me at 5:57 in the morning squinting at my phone as it blinds me

...( ＿ ＿)ノ

oh my god that's blade

[transmasc-tabris]

Wait

[thereallovebug]

SCOTUS can kiss my ass. 🤬

[beananium]

my family don't be annoying about my weight challenge (impossible)

[allycat75]

Hey Boston Dumb Fuck, your life must suck right now!

Once, about 6 or 7 years ago, RDJ paid you a compliment, saying you were "shrewed". But that was while you were protected under Disney's skirts and it turns out you were skating by using only your charm and privlege most of the time, whether you knew it or not. And when push came to shove, you didn't have the mettle to hustle like most of your peers had to do to become successful.

No, you took your hands off the wheel and eyes off the road and gave your career, no, your whole life, over to your incompetent team, who are probably driving around LA in brand new G- Wagons and Bentleys paid for by your carelessness. Once you did open your eyes, it has been one bad decision after the next to fix the problems caused from playing these junior high manipulation games. Too bad that money and time couldn't have gone to acting lessons and therapy to get you unblocked to determine why you hate yourself and want to dissociate from your life.

You have very few options left, BDF. "The Gray Man" and "Lightyear" were disappointments, followed by the abject failures of the Tell-Not-Show trilogy-"Ghosted", "Pain Hustlers" and the most likely DOA "Red One". You need a win. Not just a "he did ok", but an actual win and that could only come from "Honey Don't" (I don't give much hope for the "Materialists" since you and Dakota Johnson are just "in talks" and would have absolutely no chemistry. Besides, she is not a strong enough actress to play against- coming to the project with her own list of failures. Rom-Coms are also not your strong suit- not that you have any right now, and I am not convinced you would take direction well from a woman, given your performative feminism the way you treat your fake wife, even if she is awful).

But with the reception of "Drive Away Dolls" with critics, at the box office and particularly with audiences, considering "Honey Don't"s ties to it does not bode well. This needs to count, but how can it if the script may follow a story that at best was "forgetable" and at worst was a "waste of time and money". And how can you give an authentic performance when everything in your life in completely inauthentic- your wifey, your houses, your sightings and trips, your insipid political website, your woke views, your charity videos... it is all artifice and we see it. Are you a good enough actor to overcome your empty soul and move beyond this lazy, too-cool-for-school performance style?

Some can, but I almost hope you can't because you shouldn't be rewarded for this behavior. You will never even have the chance to learn if you find even an ounce of success being this shady and dishonest.

You are an almost 43 years old with little to show for it at the bottom of a super deep hole and I have to ask, do you think you have the skills and stamina to get out of it? We are just talking about the bare minimum of getting you back to sea level, not even talking about having you climb and grow to be a decent human being.

I keep asking to prove me wrong, but everytime I turn around you do something else that makes me lose more respect for you, but I am still gullible enough to have faith one day you will surprise me.