#DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE

[theology101]

I CALLED IT!

REUBEN WAS GOING TO BE TRAPPED IN HELL!

ALL OF MY EVIL AND CRUEL PREDICTIONS WERE CORRCT! DIE AND SUFFER YOU RAT GRINDERS!

[scourgeofmyownbrain]

Edit: I MADE AN UPDATED ONE GO LOOK AT THAT ONE IT'S BETTER I CITED MY SOURCES AND SHOWED MY WORK AND EVERYTHING

Ladies and Gentlemen, Bitches and Bastards, Witches and Wizards, Mothers and Fuckers. Esteemed robot enjoyers, I present to you a semi-accurate height comparison of Bumblebee across the multiverse (as of July 2024). This really helps visualize the truly staggering differences between universes, at least height-wise. Also, three of these characters are Canonically the Same Guy; guess which ones.

I spent way too much time on the chart in the back it's not even funny. I will probably make more height charts for more TF characters and universes in the future. Don't expect it soon though, because when I make these, I am fueled by pure I-Got-Bored-At-Work-And-I-Have-Decided-To-Fool-Around-With-Robot-PNGs, and that fuel supply is inconsistent at best.

Hey Fun Fact, Did you know that Generation 1 Optimus Prime is around 19 Feet Tall? Bet some of you already knew that. I have no ulterior motives for bringing this fact up, what are you talking about.

My height explanations are below the cut, because you couldn't shut me up if you tried.

In an order:

Gen 1 - ~10 feet (the wiki says greater than 3 meters so I rounded up to the first whole number because round)

Netflix Cybertron Trilogy - ~10 feet (He looks identical to Gen 1 so... the reason his photo looks weird is because I couldn't find a good full body photo with him standing straight up facing the camera so I put two images together to make the worst looking photoshop job you have ever seen)

Earth Spark - 10 feet (There is no confirmed height yet but using a screen shot of him standing in front of a barn door I was able to make a reasonable guess.)

Animated - 12 feet (I have no genuine source for this, I think this info is just someone's guesstimate, but it seems reasonable. He's a tiny two door mini car, how big could he be)

New Live Action - 15 feet (The wiki hath declared. Also do we have a name for this universe because we need one I don't want to keep saying like 6 words to differentiate this one from bayverse)

Bayverse V1 - 16 feet (This is like the first 3 movies minimum, I don't remember when he hits his growth spurt. also wiki my love)

Cyberverse - 18 feet (I'm gonna be honest, the only info we have is from a really shitty screen shot of a magazine. SO if any one has a copy of this book from the video below, a high quality scan would be greatly appreciated and I will kiss the ground you walk upon. Yes I found the video where the screen shot comes from leave me alone)

Bayverse V2 - 18 feet (movie 4-5 I can't remember which one, I'm not re-looking this up. I fucking love the bayverse tho, this is the only universe with concrete and consistent this-character-is-this-height info)

Aligned Cont. WF/FOC - 20 feet (video game info screens you god send, kiss me sweetly)

Aligned Cont. TFP/RID15 - 21 feet (I do not know exactly where these numbers were found, but I fully fucking believe them. Just by looking at these characters on the show I can verify these numbers in my mind. They made specifically this universe to be full of freakishly tall robots for some fucking reason.)

And for any one who doesn't know, the three tallest are the same guy. Like the 20 feet tall one and the 21 feet tall ones, same guy. The ones in three wildly different art styles and designs. Let that sink in...

I fucking hate the aligned continuity why is that one my favorite.

[jazzy-art-time]

JarbleAU screencap draw over

Officially drawn over a screencap of PASWG with JarbleAU characters! Reminded me of when I was a kid doing this stuff Nothing major or impressive, just a silly little trace over for shits n giggles!

Here is the original image, I obviously take NO credit for it as I literally traced over it to put my OC's there lol

[thresholdbb]

In the timeline where Tuvix lives, both Janeway and Chakotay die

#JanewayWasRight

[spaciebabie]

what if you were really small like a drawing mannequin and Springtrap held you

i really want someone to draw this

oh my god;. being held by giant springrtrap. life could be dream .

[spiderswithtits]

*Hiruhiko voice* Chihiro you'd be prettier if you smile

[praytriarchy]

lol hope it was worth it to not vote for harris! hope you feel like you owned us so good! now just watch what happens to Gaza. watch what else Israel will feel emboldened to do with Trump in charge

[sharkieboi]

I feel like there’s something to be said that every time I get upset or mad about family/childhood stuff one of the most helpful things to get my brain out of it is to play Hades/Hades 2

[illnessandinjury]

of course I went through these scenes frame by frame to see his suffering, don’t you know who I am?

[spotsupstuff]

Now Pebbles and Zephyr live rent free in my head too. God that interaction is so heartwarming and sad and AHHHHHH!!!!

YEA YEA YEA FUCKIN HRHGHRHGHRH

back like. a month or so ago when that chancla post was happening? i kept thinkin about a scenario where Zeph hints at her whole intention of completely disregarding the Great Problem and focusing on the iterators themselves (her whole!!!! plan is called Mission Self-preservation!!!!!!!!) around the group and Suns, the usually apathetic brick of a fucker, just shoots up and attacks her about it n starts an argument

and as they are arguing about it and Zephyr's whole point of view is more n more revealed, Pebbles in the back starts shaking about it as if he's on the verge of crying and when the two arguing notice they stop and Zeph asks "...you know what i mean. don't you...?"

BECAUSE YES HE DOES. HIS RAGE IS A VALID ONE. ITS AGAINST SUCH A BLATANT INJUSTICE AND INSTEAD OF HAVING THE PERSON HE LOOKS UP TO A LOT AGREE WITH HIM OR TRY TO SEE HIS POINT OF HIS VIEW AT IT HE GETS TOLD THAT HES SUPPOSED TO JUST *ACCEPT* THIS UNFAIRNESS. that its Okay and How It Is Supposed To Be- them dying for this. them suffering for this. but its fucking *not*, nobody should be suffering like that ever

and here comes Zephyr- someone who understands even better than he understands himself right now in this. she Gets it and she's the first and she won't ignore this pain and anger. she wants to hear about it, she wants to guide him through it and offer him the hope that things can be alright yet

[honestcactusblog]

*rattling the bars to my cage*

isn't being kind to one another enough of a truth or are we going to have to continue to kill each other until the universe ends

[bewitchedmold]

I remember I first got into jjba bc I liked giornos theme and I thought he was some main villain and the main character (Jojo I assumed) tries to defeat him over the course of like 2 seasons or something, then I saw fanart of Joseph getting railed by Caesar and was like "🤨" and put off watching it for another few years bc I thought it was like ybc and only found out it wasn't by reading the comments of a Yoshikage thirst trap vid💀

[maxellminidisc]

Look I'm at the point where I'm like ride or die but will try to remain normal and objective about E×O but if DO doesn't stop trying to make Shawn Mendes music I may have to fist fight him in complete fucking seriousness

[sleepingedward]

Lovers💙

[mega-angry-cloud]

THEY GAVE HIM A GIBSON LETS GOOOOOOO

[kazunarei]

I'm fucking crying (again) (for the third time)

For once it's not from laughing my ass off but tears of despair

Me at 5:57 in the morning squinting at my phone as it blinds me

...( ＿ ＿)ノ

oh my god that's blade