#white privleged mother fucker

[allycat75]

Hey Boston Dumb Fuck, your life must suck right now!

Once, about 6 or 7 years ago, RDJ paid you a compliment, saying you were "shrewed". But that was while you were protected under Disney's skirts and it turns out you were skating by using only your charm and privlege most of the time, whether you knew it or not. And when push came to shove, you didn't have the mettle to hustle like most of your peers had to do to become successful.

No, you took your hands off the wheel and eyes off the road and gave your career, no, your whole life, over to your incompetent team, who are probably driving around LA in brand new G- Wagons and Bentleys paid for by your carelessness. Once you did open your eyes, it has been one bad decision after the next to fix the problems caused from playing these junior high manipulation games. Too bad that money and time couldn't have gone to acting lessons and therapy to get you unblocked to determine why you hate yourself and want to dissociate from your life.

You have very few options left, BDF. "The Gray Man" and "Lightyear" were disappointments, followed by the abject failures of the Tell-Not-Show trilogy-"Ghosted", "Pain Hustlers" and the most likely DOA "Red One". You need a win. Not just a "he did ok", but an actual win and that could only come from "Honey Don't" (I don't give much hope for the "Materialists" since you and Dakota Johnson are just "in talks" and would have absolutely no chemistry. Besides, she is not a strong enough actress to play against- coming to the project with her own list of failures. Rom-Coms are also not your strong suit- not that you have any right now, and I am not convinced you would take direction well from a woman, given your performative feminism the way you treat your fake wife, even if she is awful).

But with the reception of "Drive Away Dolls" with critics, at the box office and particularly with audiences, considering "Honey Don't"s ties to it does not bode well. This needs to count, but how can it if the script may follow a story that at best was "forgetable" and at worst was a "waste of time and money". And how can you give an authentic performance when everything in your life in completely inauthentic- your wifey, your houses, your sightings and trips, your insipid political website, your woke views, your charity videos... it is all artifice and we see it. Are you a good enough actor to overcome your empty soul and move beyond this lazy, too-cool-for-school performance style?

Some can, but I almost hope you can't because you shouldn't be rewarded for this behavior. You will never even have the chance to learn if you find even an ounce of success being this shady and dishonest.

You are an almost 43 years old with little to show for it at the bottom of a super deep hole and I have to ask, do you think you have the skills and stamina to get out of it? We are just talking about the bare minimum of getting you back to sea level, not even talking about having you climb and grow to be a decent human being.

I keep asking to prove me wrong, but everytime I turn around you do something else that makes me lose more respect for you, but I am still gullible enough to have faith one day you will surprise me.

[oscardierker]

Passing for White, Passing for Black

I found great interest in this text. For one thing I felt that I could relate to it, relate to it in an apropriate way for myself. Meaning I take what I can get when it comes to people writing on identity based on race both perceived and biological. I doubt I’ll ever find someone who writes on being 25% Filipino and raised in the whitest big city in the 50 States. There’s just so much politics that go into it and the notions that Piper shows as incorrect I seem to be guilty of myself, how to be not white you must be surrounded by racism.

I didn’t just think of myself, in fact it was in the back of my mind I just wanted to get the ball rolling. The text was so incredibly engaging for me I just had to read in the moment. There were so many situations that I audibly said “what the fuck” and my coworker would ask what’s wrong... well these racist ass mother fuckers that’s what’s wrong. 

There was something I found interesting or at least I found that I had a diiferent notion going in... maybe even coming out as well. Piper makes a point of no one wanting to be black, thatno white person would want to find out they have any miscegination in their lineage no matter how far back. And the reality from what I see is a little more complicated, sure there are people like this still and most likely even the bulk of white america (maybe the world but I’ll stick to what I “know”) that would not want to be black only from sheer racism. But there are a lot of people, especially where I come from that seem to want to be anything but white. This probably comes from a lack of understanding of the reality of the life of a person of color, or a black person in particular. What certain white people see is, they can be and say things that I can’t say... I wan’t that why can’t I have that. And sometimes they go out and “get” it. ------- okay I mean lets look at Kylie Jenner, who when it was cool tanned and got lip fillers and wore tight braids... only to now get rid of the lip fillers let down her hair and seemingly take the shade of her skin down a notch.----- I have friends that spray tan... I’m not saying that it’s cultural appropriation but I think it does speak to some kind of fascination with being as not white as possible but still being white. Taking all of the benifits that have landed on you from your whole history only to play around with what has so often negetivly affected those who naturally have it,,, I’m talking about the color of your skin. ______ okay this isn’t completely related but I think it can help speak to privlege and lack of understanding as well as perverted fasination... oh god I’m setting it up too much, it’ll take one sentence, there’s more decribing what will be told then what will be told....... okay so my friend whose family income classifies them as poor is hanging out with this person who has never had to think about money at all, they are well off-- okay so this person says (maybe multiple times) “I have this internal struggle of me either wanting to be really bourguoise or like extremely poor because people that don’t have money are interesting [live interesting lives]” okay so this person wants to be poor, this fantastical notion that that’s what makes someone interesting and that they should try it out. It’s not even neccessarily the idea of it but idk just like what it takes to believe that it is just idk it just a really big missuse of privelege at least on a conceptual sense. 

maybe I’ll write more when I think of more cause there is actually just so much to write about... and I feel like I didn’t even scratch the surface--that I missed the surface and dug somewhere near it. I should write more on topic... but honestly our discussion tomorrow will probably do the same... and I don’t want to share my thoughts tomorrow because there are some people that fall under certain catergories or things that  will be at the table with me... and I haven’t convinced myself that it is a big enough problem to call someone out so harshly.

on that note I was recently in a conversation where two people said “yeah and if you have dark skin--like really dark skin-- it’s so easy for you” and granted these two people are black. But I just thought you know it’s not though and I see what they are getting at, like there is a perceived demand for models that fit that description, but there is so much that goes into getting there, I mean just you have to be extremely attractive, and fit the western standard of beauty. So if you don’t meet this criteria is your life still easy will you still make it just like that. I don’t know. again this is one of those situatuions where I begin to think... and I don’t know if what I’m thinking is correct and I sure as hell don’t know if I should say anything if it actually matters that much to do anything.... I’m not very good at using my privelege for good I have a lot of work to do.

[allycat75]

Some dos and (mostly) don'ts for the upcoming Comic Con, Boston Dumb Fuck.

So I don't know if your handlers have had a chance to program you for the event yet or if they are waiting for a software update, but here are some tips for your trip to Seattle.

When you smile, try to have it reach a little up your face. You could scare the children with your hollow, soulless eyes. You may have become an automaton, but these people paid good money so try to look and act like a human male. And stay off the weed- makes any chance of a sparkle disappear.

When speaking, try to avoid the "ok" sign, or even the Italian thing you do sometimes with the fingers together (🤌)*. It's too close to the sign the smug wifey likes to flash with her close Nazi buddies. You are already tied to her and carry around a certain amount of shame for that, don't need to make it worse by appearing like you are a true believer now.

Don't mention your inconsequential political site. These folks just want a picture with the dude who once played Captain America. They don't care about you and your vain extra curriculars.

At the same time, don't play too much into the Captain America role. You signed on for this fake marriage with the antisemetic, racist wifey to reset your image (I guess?) and you cannot claim any similarity or want for similarity or admiration for the character, when you embody everything he would be ashamed of.

Don't try to get your feminist street cred back by wishing people a good Women's History Month. That ship has sailed for you.

As much as I hate seeing that liars ring, keep your left hand out of your pocket. You look like you are diddling yourself and people don't need more reasons to try to label you as a p**vert. We all know you are an "alone guy" and maybe that is what you do back at the hotel, although with its dubious metal composition, I don't recommend getting that piece of jewelry too close to your junk. It could cause sterility...On second thought, whack away, rub, rub, rub with good old lefty. Do society a favor. You are enough of a child for you to raise.

Of course you could forgo the ring altogether (in unison "You could forgo the ring". Sorry, I had to do that. My dad trained me too well watching "Airplane"). Have the OFFICIAL break up announcement come out before the con. Garner some sympathy. Begin to remove all reference of her. But don't forget that this does little to clear your karmic debt or repair the pathetic shreds of your life. You have a long road to travel, if you chose to do better. Leaving this debacle is only the first step. No matter the narrative being told, the only thing for certain is that you are a major liar who has selfishly hid behind his privlege to get what he wants, no matter the collateral damage.

If you are in real trouble and are in need of serious help, send us the message by wearing your California cap and we'll come running. Maybe. You've been a real shit and may not derserve it. We'll have to assemble a coterie of mods to discuss your fate, like in a Wes Anderson movie. Any mods interested?

If, on the other hand, you are ok but would like to acknowledge you have been a manipulative, selfish sack of White Privleged shit who needs to actively work to become a trustworthy, authentic person and make amends, wear the NASA cap.

Well, that's all I can think of for now. Enjoy the coffee up there in the Emerald City, if you are into coffee that week, you Mercurial mother fucker! 👋

*PS- I would like to clarify that I am in no way equating one gesture with another. My intent was that, in this case, there is a likely possibility the Italian gesture could be taken out of context and skewed to look like the beginning of a WP sign because of BDF's association with the little Nazi twit. Photshop has been used before, why would it not be used for this nefarious purpose? Even these simple and inert gestures can become weapons in the wrong hands.

But I should have been more careful and I sincerely apologize to anyone I offended. I tell BDF to do better, but unlike him, I am not a hypocrite so I will follow my own advice. Thank you to those who politely called me out and I hope this helps.

[allycat75]

Hey, how about a shout out to sexy Boston education, Boston Dumb Fuck!

Just a reminder that you admitted to two ceremonies with your Portuguese wife, have been flashing that hideous ring everywhere and were just pictured with the wifey ruining your (half Jewish) "best friend"s holiday party.

Oh yeah, and SHE IS A NAZI, making you a Nazi-lover, and will be until the day you die, even after the divorce. That is unless you want to woman-up and tell the whole truth. But we know you will hide behind your cowardice and anxiety, relying on your White Privlege and artifice to save you. But hey, prove me wrong, mother fucker!

You are part of the problem!!!