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“Jabba the Hutt is a large, slut-like creature….wait”
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@ashioxander-hamilton reading Lego Star Wars: Return of the Jedi to our seven-year-old
Judgmental much? Who cares what Jabba does with his life, he’s allowed to do what he wants, he’s an adult!
~a little later: “A small blue magician named Max Rebo…..wait”
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ive never been much of a poster of original things, i mostly just reblog other peoples' stuff, so it didnt take long to go digging through all my old posts.
it was so weird, reading my first few posts, where i still talk about my husband. remembering him feels like remembering a character from a movie i watched or a book i read.
best thing i ever did was kill him.
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Reblog to give prev a fucking break holy shit y’all
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yeah you just gotta resubmit it 4 times so it knows youre cool and probably have the required materials to cast
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Would you let a sensitive white boy into your house?
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aragorn needs to be 10x weirder in all tolkien content. he’s too manly for elves. he’s too elvish for men. he roleplayed his crush’s grandpa, and then married her even though they were kinda siblings by adoption. he deals with his feelings by singing. he’s a horse girl. he was raised by elrond peredhel. he had the weight of the world placed on his shoulders when he was still an emo teen. everywhere he goes people think he’s lowkey a freak. let him own it.
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In honor of Miike Snow being at Coachella 2025 (apparently), i would like to remind everyone that this gay-ass perfect work of art exists.
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i will need to make another friend soon for my future nibling! where the fuck is that book???
didn't manage to get a pic of the other dino i did recently but it was also a triceratops so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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A female mute swan riding in a New York City subway train after she was rescued, en route to the Jamaica Bay Wildlife Refuge, in the Queens borough of New York Credit: Ariel Cordova-Rojas via AP
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EVERYONE NEEDS TO LOOK AT HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON UNTRAINABLE THE STAGE PLAY RN
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