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Wisconsin White Deer Surprised by his own Antlers Shedding

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i dont care about validity i care about my civil rights

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Being sensitive to changes in barometric pressure is crazy what do you mean my problem is that the wind changed direction. What do you mean it's the fuckin clouds

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genuinely insane how little u have to work to experience misogyny as a transfem

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Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

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tips on what to say when someone says they have a seafood allergy:

if you care for them, you can say, "thank you for informing me--i won't have seafood near you"

if you hate them, you can say, "my shrimpathies"

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me, whenever my friend experiences the most minor inconvenience or slight: kill? I kill them? I kill for you? kill? yes? murder? kill? bite? kill?

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Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies

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Mini Cross Stitched Magic the Gathering Card

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i just wanna say thank you for putting Actual Captions on the pilot instead of just the auto-generated ones 😭

That was all thanks to the amazing Aly Burridge!! She did the sound design and sound engineering as well as making those beautiful captions!

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I love how here on tumblr dot website we regularly cast the greatest curse we can muster on each other by pointing our long creepy fingers and intoning "10,000 notes" in a voice that carries the winds of the mountain with it.

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This is how cuteness aggression do to Wallace XDD

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so don’t get me wrong because a lot of arthurian stuff is super misogynistic. but it’s never really in the damsel in distress way you expect. like the most helpless damsel is lancelot trapped and crying in a tower, completely useless, until this random girl who made him behead a guy in front of her fifty pages ago rolls up with a pickax and rope and is like “ok I’m minecrafting you out of here.” and this works.