#such a boy house
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THEY GET MEEEEMEMEMEMEEMEEEE
#like i had to bask in the glow of jk’s live yesterday but my first thought was god his couches are ugly#lil wrinkly ball sack couches#and it’s so freaking dark like my depression would be multiplying faster than fleas#such a boy house#and y’all know how i feel about joon’s ugly little pillows#anyway lemme redecorate for yooouuuu
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I feel like so many problems people have with tv at the moment could be solved if we just went back to the good ole days of 20 episodes a season that’s just sixty percent filler and character development. Give the people what they want- less condensed story and more meaningless shenanigans
#Netflix#the acolyte#the boys#bridgerton#Disney#disney plus#Loki#ahsoka#star wars#house of the dragon#hotd#hotd season 2#game of thrones#got#avatar the last airbender#atla#atla netflix#stranger things#osha aniseya#oshamir#osha x qimir#darth plagueis#darth plagueis the wise#asoiaf#supacell#shadow and bone#shadow and bone netflix#six of crows
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I think they left the stove on
#don’t you hate it when you go shopping and come back to your house in flames#ethoslab#smallishbeans#boat boys#smalletho#trafficblr#life series#double life#my art#kyu art
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and they were roommates
#danny phantom#danny fenton#sam manson#tucker foley#jack fenton#college au#i designed the house so here are some of my thoughts about it hahaha#the mansons bought the house really flippantly because it made financial sense not to rent for the next four years#and also they can probs make money renting it out after the trio graduates#they were not expecting how involved the foleys and the fentons would get lmao#the trio lives together really well#but sam hates how the boys take care of the bathroom on their floor#she forces them to clean it before people come over#danny is way more open about his powers in this house#he could have gotten away with that last one if he remembered that he can be invisible#but the boy is sleep deprived so who can blame him#sam colored her hair pink senior year of high school but light colors are too hard to maintain so she swapped to dark purple later
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'Did you think I would have dark hair?'
#house of the dragon#jacaerys velaryon#harwin strong#hotdedit#harwinstrongedit#gotedit#tvedit#dailyflicks#cinematv#userstream#chewieblog#userines#usermali#userquel#userzaynab#tusereliza#usersaoirse#usereme#useryolanda#mialook#*#my poor boy is having a severe case of bastardphobia
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haunted house
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adding something to my "adult advice that i had to discover for myself either because no one told me or when i saw adults do it as a kid i couldn't possibly understand," featuring such hits as "grill sandwiches with mayo" and "almost no quality matters more than flexibility," and it is:
clean your house before a vacation because returning to an already clean house is waaay better than sex
#i killed myself last week cleaning and doing tanks and now I'm wandering around the house with a pleasant white boy smile#like ahh...ahh! ooh! ahh. so nice. hooray :-)#m2a#maybe this is obvious but that's the point of my adult wisdom list#which also includes: driving faster on a road trip will make you get there sooner
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medical malpractice? not to me. not if it’s you.
#and that on administering chemo to your boy best friend in your apartment#house md#hilson#gregory house#james wilson
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teen Regulus: what's an orgasm?
teen Barty: when you fold paper to make birds and shit
also teen Evan: that's oregano, bitch
#rosestarkiller#bartylus#starkiller#rosekiller#rosestarkillerchaser#regulus and barty#barty crouch junior#regulus black#evan rosier#regulus deserved better#barty loves regulus and evan#incorrect quotes#incorrect marauders quotes#harry potter incorrect quotes#marauders era#marauders incorrect quotes#marauders era incorrect quotes#house of slytherin#slytherin boys#hi im again#barty crouch jr#regulus x barty#regulus and evan and barty#crouch black rosier#sirius black#james potter#jegulus#jily#dark humor
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Biblically accurate Flapjack lol
(im trying to work with different textures and tried to make his wood form like an actual wood carving but looks a little wonky)
#the owl house#toh#toh flapjack#hunter toh#toh hunter#flapjack toh#palisman#caleb wittebane#baby boy baby#stupid bird is my favorite character
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I just know house has ate shit at least once trying to jump that wall to impress his boy-toy
#house md#dilfsource#hatecrimes md#i love pathetic men#james wilson#hilson#someone help#house x wilson#dr house#wilson is the boy toy btw#gregory house x james wilson#hate crimes md
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Fanfiction in the late 2000s-early 2010s was wild bc you'd find a beautifully written story with the most compelling heart-wrenching plot you've ever seen and the author's note would be like:
Author with a username like ~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Ohayo gozaimasu! ↖(^▽^)↗, I'm sowwy it took me so long to update (๑•́_•̀๑)
tsundere twink from their fic : It was about damn time you idiot (눈‸눈)
~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Hey now! It's not my fault the plot bunnies kept wunning away fwom me (╥﹏╥)
tsundere twink: W-watever, it's not like I missed you or anything (💢,,>﹏<,,) b-baka!
#the good old days#anyone remember quizilla?#can you tell i used to be into hetalia?#i only started writing my own fics in 2020 so I never got to do this 😔#maybe I'll try it on my next update#my followers will think I'm having a stroke but it'd be worth it#fandom#fanfiction#shitpost#crispy#bridgerton#hannibal#naruto#one piece#hades#house of the dragon#dead boy detectives#911#good omens#harry potter#hazbin hotel#helluva boss#dan and phil#dungeon meshi#dc#mlp#the magnus archives#teenage mutant ninja turtles#baldur's gate 3#stardew valley
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if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing
#imagine you're a boy who's going to die. you're in love with the girl you've been watching from afar. you know your fate.#you just want to help her‚ but then there's the announcement and she's here in front of you‚ kissing you‚ risking her life for you and you#think‚ i could live and i could love. you think she loves you when she hands you the berries‚ when she puts them in her mouth.#then you both survive and you go back home and nothing is real anymore. you have nothing. no family. no friends. no love. just an empty#house. a drunk for a neighbor. the love of your life walking into somebody else's arms. you think‚ i survived the games. i could survive#this. and you also think‚ i should've bit down on those berries‚ should've felt the juice burst before i died.#and then the third quarter quell announcement rings in your ears and you think‚ she will live and i will die as i should have in the first#place. the girl you love kisses you on the beach and somewhere you heart stirs and your mind revolts and you savor every touch she has ever#given to you‚ in front of the cameras and off. because you are a tribute and you are always being watched and snow's presence looms and#you think‚ i know she cares. but you get taken. you get drugged. you get tortured‚ your mind altered. the girl is a mutt‚ a murderer. she's#everything you despise‚ your mind stirs. your heart revolts. you gain more awareness but cannot distinguish reality from fiction and you#have never known katniss' love. the war ends. you heal. you come home. you plant primrose for her. years down the line‚ you grow in love#more than you thought possible. but some days‚ you cannot tell fiction from reality so you ask the love of your life‚ you love me.#real or not real? and she says‚ real‚ and kisses you.#and you sigh and kiss her back and revel in this. a home. a life. a love.#lit#the hunger games#everlark#otp: real or not real?#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#text#tais toi lys#thgpost
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what's the musical inspiration for the vampire lestat?
#what on earth is going on in the house of commons#me and my coworkers being super normal about my boy best friend being mentioned in passing 👍#assad immediately locking in to catch the live reaction....... he's just like me fr#interview with the vampire#assad zaman#sam reid#rolin jones#iwtv
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'And... Ser Harwin Strong?'
#house of the dragon#jacaerys velaryon#harwin strong#hotdedit#gotedit#tvedit#scifiedit#fantasyedit#dailyflicks#cinematv#userstream#chewieblog#userines#usermali#userquel#userhella#userzaynab#usersameera#*#HARWIN STRONG MENTION OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD#yeah he loved you so much baby boy :(((((((
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