#such a boy house

[seokjinsonlyone]

THEY GET MEEEEMEMEMEMEEMEEEE

[shutupcrime]

I feel like so many problems people have with tv at the moment could be solved if we just went back to the good ole days of 20 episodes a season that’s just sixty percent filler and character development. Give the people what they want- less condensed story and more meaningless shenanigans

[kyuyua]

I think they left the stove on

[adam-scott]

'Did you think I would have dark hair?'

[bunnis-monsters]

NSFW

Thinking about an incubus that is absolutely dedicated to his human mate. He used to not care where his food came from, but now you’re the only one he’ll have sex with.

It’s usually looked down upon for an incubus/succubus to fall in love, but he doesn’t care. You’re all his, and he absolutely adores you.

UGH!! House husband incubus who is such a pretty little thing, always greeting you with kisses and soft rubs against your clothed cunt with his tail. He just loves you so much, he can’t wait to have you underneath him.

With his previous lovers, he didn’t care too much about them. He only got them off enough to feed, then left them to go and find his next meal.

But you? Oh he could stay between your thighs for hours, fucking you, eating your pussy until you’re a quivering mess… hell, sometimes he just stares at that pretty cunt of yours with a pussy drunk look, planting wet kisses along you lower lips.

“Mine… so pretty, and tastes so good…”

He’s FREAKY. Whatever you want to try, he’ll do it. Anything is on the table, he just wants to make you happy.

He wears his most expensive, prettiest lingerie just for you! When you say how pretty he looks, he cums, his pretty panties straining against his needy cock, getting all wet and sticky. Won’t you take care of him?

Your incubus husband is very needy and high maintenance, but he holds the same standards for you. He treats you like a queen, his goddess. He’d do anything for you 💗

[dat-soldier]

haunted house

[thecatcrew]

TODAY IS MY MOM’S BIRTHDAYYYY! Egypt is her baby, so please enjoy these lovely pics of him. 🖤

[P.S. my mom loves when you guys say cute things about Egypt🥰🐾]

[kuuwo]

Good Boy

[hilsonisthecure]

medical malpractice? not to me. not if it’s you.

[tawnyevergreen]

me when the gay people love each other

[regulusblock]

teen Regulus: what's an orgasm?

teen Barty: when you fold paper to make birds and shit

also teen Evan: that's oregano, bitch

[nerdykorgi]

Biblically accurate Flapjack lol

(im trying to work with different textures and tried to make his wood form like an actual wood carving but looks a little wonky)

[wilsonsfatwhitecat]

I just know house has ate shit at least once trying to jump that wall to impress his boy-toy

[adam-scott]

'And... Ser Harwin Strong?'

[crispyliza]

Fanfiction in the late 2000s-early 2010s was wild bc you'd find a beautifully written story with the most compelling heart-wrenching plot you've ever seen and the author's note would be like:

Author with a username like ~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Ohayo gozaimasu! ��(^▽^)↗, I'm sowwy it took me so long to update (๑•́_•̀๑)

tsundere twink from their fic : It was about damn time you idiot (눈‸눈)

~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Hey now! It's not my fault the plot bunnies kept wunning away fwom me (╥﹏╥)

tsundere twink: W-watever, it's not like I missed you or anything (💢,,>﹏<,,) b-baka!