#submitted by cinnamonzor

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Leslie: So tell me about yourself.

Duke: You need to know before any of this that I am extraordinarily self-aware and have been dealing with this on my own for more than a decade, so I probably won’t respond well to traditional therapy techniques, as I’ve tried pretty much everything that you can find on the internet for a long enough time to build up a tolerance for it all, so you might have to work harder.

Leslie: Alright, then I’m going to suggest something a little different. You might have heard of this one, but maybe give it a shot. It’s called... "mindfulness".

Duke: Alright, so we have forty-five minutes still, but I’m just gonna go ahead and leave now.

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Horse: Durpleton found out he could sneakily put post-its on people's backs without them knowing.

Horse: But he doesn't know they should say things like "kick me," so they just all have smiley faces on them.

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Ramsey, bad at flirting: You...smell good.

Percy, equally bad at flirting: Thank you. I use both my nostrils.

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Sean: Just trust your gut!

Max: Dude, I have anxiety. My gut is literally always telling me to abort mission.

(source: Tumblr)

[awigglycultist]

(Slight spoilers for Elite Force below, but, like, the show genuinely ruins both shows so eh)

(Death tw)

Okay so it never actually happened in Elite Force because one of the characters supposedly kicked the bucket as far as we know which I will never not be mad about especially since Mighty Med still had an entire story line that needed to be completed that was completely brushed aside for EF and also the character I'm talking about was by far one of the best characters in the entire show and I'm getting offtopic but you feel my anger and pain.

(Death tw end)

Anyway, his name is Doctor Horace Diaz, he's the head of Mighty Med and is also the superhero Caduceo. He's a goofball and I love him.

Now, in Lab Rats, I am going to hope you know who Douglas Davenport is and skip the explanation of all of that. He's a chaotic mess and I love him.

A very long time ago I made a dumb post about "Hey, wouldn't it be funny if Horace and Douglas got together?" and created a shipname for them (Dorace). At the time I had yet to realize that jokingly shipping something always leads to actually shipping it, and, uh, I think me, blue, and cinnamonzor popularized it through random headcanons and a bunch of quotes submitted to the incorrect quotes blog.

Their entire dynamic is just "I would never say that my husband is a bitch and that I don't like him, I could never. My husband is a bitch!! And I love him VERY MUCH!!" and "I have very high standards and-" *guy 2 trips down a float of stairs and proceeds to burn his hand on the kitchen stove somehow* "I want that one" except you can't tell who is saying what because it works equally for both of them. They're adorable idiots, your honor.

They are both on opposite ends of the chaotic good spectrum, which means that dates usually end in either crimes or cuddles and sometimes both. They are also both incredibly smart so they have the ability to get away with a lot of the shit that they pull.

They also both have a bunch of kids so they are the Dad Duo™. They are pretty good parents most of the time and put Donald to more shame than he already has. They're just so amazing, your honor.

(Abuse tw)

Douglas is already incredibly queer coded in canon, too, is the thing. I'm, like, 99% sure that Giselle in Season 4 of Lab Rats was added just to straighten him out a bit, which, like Moira McTaggert to Charles Xavier, it didn't fucking work.

Anyway, throughout Season 3 of the show, while Douglas is still evil, he's working alongside this guy named Victor Krane, and WOO BOY ARE THESE TWO GAY.

They went as Brad and Angelina for Halloween, there are many cases of which Douglas talks to and about Krane as if they have been dating and depending on how you look at it even MARRIED, and they're just gay.

But also, like, on top of all of this, it has been outright said and implied many times that Krane tortured Douglas?? Which would be a fine little "ha ha deranged villain" joke for a show aimed at a bunch of 8-12 year olds if it wasn't for the fact that they have a HEAVILY QUEER CODED RELATIONSHIP. Douglas talks about how Krane regularly electrocuted him in one episode while Donald is messing with him and it's played off for laughs but just??? It's not funny.

Anyway what I'm trying to say is that this man also 100% has a bunch of issues that he needs to work through and probably projects these issues onto Horace in some way or another. He's just scared of a relationship in general, and actually being in one, as great as it is, is outright terrifying and he feels like he's walking on egg shells.

[Please note that I'm not trying to turn actual abuse into something that is purely explored to cause romantic relationship tension and that having trouble with it is crazy and makes the victim a bad person. I have explored these things in many other ways with this character, and recognize that, with real people, it is so much more varied than this. Felt like this should be specified.]

(Abuse tw end)

(Death tw again)

Now, back to Horace, I mentioned earlier that Horace is a goofball. And, like, I mean this way too literally. Again, I do understand that this is a show aimed at 8-12 year olds, but god damn sometimes it's just unsettling and straight up concerning.

Like, there's this one time in the show where everyone in Mighty Med is almost killed due to some mind control thing and then when they all snap out of it, the first thing Horace does is either start a conga line or start a game of limbo (I forget which one because the other happened at a different time).

Also, the way he treats his nephew isn't ideal, to put it lightly, but there are some moments where he proves that he genuinely does care about him. He also reiterates throughout the series that one of the reasons that he doesn't treat Alan (his newphew) is that he doesn't believe that he's enough of a father to him because he's not his real father. In the end it just kind of creates the effect that he's trying to distance himself from those closest to him.

The most important detail that I haven't mentioned yet is that he's immortal. Like, actually immortal. Really immortal. 3,006 years old immortal. He's had to live for such a long time, watching the people that he's grown close to continuously die, time and time again, while he's stuck jut not being able to die.

So, my point is that Horace is definitely not as sunshine-y as he seems and the way he acts on a regular basis could very well, at least partly, just be a coping mechanism of some sort. After living for so long, it makes sense that he has trouble being able to become close to people.

(Death tw end again)

Basically, there's a lot of angst potential with these two as well as fluff.

This got way longer than intended, so sorry about that.

(@blueskiesandstarrynights is actually the reason that more than half of the stuff in this ask is actually in the ask. If you scroll through the Dorace tag on here you'll find all our posts discussing these two.)

OMG I FORGOT ABOUT HORACE

Yes I totally support this

(also it's totally fine that this was long)

[drawings-and-sketches]

I made this after seeing this quote submitted by @cinnamonzor (love it!)

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Ya know what? Screw it.

Mod Intro! :D

Name: Mod Remi (yes, exactly like the Sayu team’s artist - no, this was not intentional - it’s legit just my name)

Age: 20 (as of next month)

Main: @cinnamonzor

Pronouns: They/Them

Favorite Character: Probably Zuke, though pretty much everyone else is a close one

Misc:

I run this blog whenever my ADHD drags me here even though I’m almost definitely supposed to be doing something else

I’m an artist/cartoonist/writer as well and I may share a couple relevant things I throw together here

The quotes I queue myself likely came from a set of OneNote pages where I jot down unsettling amounts of incorrect quotes of my OCs that can and will be applied to other characters I adore

If you happen to submit quotes from another hyperfixation of mine then my day will be made exponentially better

If you happen to draw a quote from this blog I will reblog the INSTANT I find it and probably squeal like a dying squirrel

I will probably add notes in the tags when the opportunity presents itself, and for that, I apologize, but I’m probably not gonna stop because it amuses me

I will probably reblog things that aren’t based on this blog but ARE both based on NSR and have some element that’s quote-ish enough to justify it to myself

I will probably spam the “:D” emoticon when the situation calls for it

Everyone becomes found-family with each other post-canon if they weren’t already because I said so with my Mod-nipotence™

Have an excellent day :D

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okay sorry for disappearing again for a hot minute there i got overwhelmed with work and general life stuff lol 

but!! i just queued one of my quotes for tomorrow and @cinnamonzor submitted a WHOLE bunch of quotes and they’re all very excellent and tbh i owe them my life so except to see those over the next few weeks or so!! aaaaaa 

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Percy: Careful, it’s dark in here.

Giovanni: Don’t worry I got this.

Giovanni: [stomps heelies]

Giovanni: [slips and falls]

Giovanni: Dang! I thought I was wearing my sketchers.

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Zora: You’re the only person I know who can take delicious lemonade and make it into lemons.

Percy: [without even looking up from her paperwork] Sugar is bad for you.

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Feenie: Can’t wait to hold a hand someday.

Sylvie: If you go to your local morgue you can hold one relatively cheap.

Zora: If you’re sneaky you can keep it.

Ramsey: Hi, just wanted to let you know that you’re both cursed and also I’m scared.

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Molly: What are you doing right now?

Trixie: Helping Giovanni look for his bag of M&M’s that I ate an hour ago.

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Indus: [turns a glass of water upside-down, dumping the contents all over the floor]

Mera: My biggest regret in life was taking you to Dairy Queen...

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Mera: Cape guy’s weakness? Impulse-control.

Mera: The little girl? Fire.

Mera: Indus? Can’t act to save his life.

Mera: Wannabe Jimmy Neutron? Crippling self-doubt mixed with overwhelming hubris-

Sylvie: WHOA-whoa-whoa! That’s, like, REALLY personal compared to FIRE!

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Sylvie: Why are you two lying on the floor?

Giovanni: We’re having a mental breakdown party!

Molly: Do you want to join us? The only requirement is you’re mentally unstable.

Sylvie:

Sylvie: Make room for me.

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Zora: It’s not illegal.

Percy: [staring into Zora’s car trunk, which is full of bread] It’s just...There’s so much-

Zora: But it’s not illegal.

Percy: ...