#incorrect centaurworld

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Wally: Teach me everything you know about comedy.

Barnaby: Well, first you need a setup and punchline.

Wally: *nods thoughtfully* Punch? Okay, neighbour, got it.

Wally: *rolls up his sleeve and curls his hand into a fist* I know what punching is.

Barnaby: NO!

[incorrectstrangemagic]

Brutus: I’m completely and utterly nude! 

Mushroom: We’re all nude here. 

(source: Centaurworld)

[danganronpafakes]

I have unquantifiable corpses on my conscience…

Source: Centaurworld (“The Last Lullaby”)

[eahsayswhat]

If this is Maddie on caffeine, then one should never, ever get her drunk. Although some people I know on Tumblr would probably argue that Maddie is already baby.

[flysafepapi]

Aemond: According to the rules outlined in this ancient scripture, we have a lot to do before you go.

Jace: Uh, what?

Helaena: Step one, reflections. We reflect on your time with us.

Aegon: I have a short poem I’d like to recite. There once was a centaur named Wenis-

Aemond: Okay that’s enough, Aegon, thank you.

[thehyperrequiem]

“You know, I’ve always been called..Right Hand Man. Because…that’s my name.”

-RHM

[thatfreak03]

Incorrect The Owl House quote because why not

(Sorry for any spelling or grammar mistakes. Also, I don't know why I thought of this.)

Boscha: Ugh! Willow! Making me feel bad about projecting my own insecurities and displacing blame on her when she really did nothing wrong? Ugh! She's the worst.

[soullessbullshit]

Darien, rambling about a former fling: She was the finest carney that I’d ever pursued…

Malek: There was more than one??

[normystical]

[Piñata is broken open and something other than candy falls out]

Todd: "Oldie, a—are these... teeth!?"

Oldie: "Mhmm!"

[moltensmusings]

I accidentally deleted it when trying to respond: rwby very much is a show made with a teen audience in mind. Majority of the shows Monty took inspiration from were shows for teenagers, the show had no cursing or blood for the first few seasons with the action being incredibly tame. The lead singer of almost all the songs was a teenage girl, and any fanservice for the show was incredibly minor especially when compared to most ecchi shows aimed at teen boys.

"Yang grabbed juniors junk" yes and that trope has been done before in other anime for teens. One piece to name one had a major gag about a dude running after some people who stole his pants and in that scene his junk gets grabbed. It's not a mature show, it's a show made to be enjoyed with teens in mind. Rwby very much fits into a shounen genre, shounen being aimed at teenage boys.

Dirty jokes in general are incredibly common even in kids media, so pretending like they're the way to prove something is adults is just incorrect.

Just because roosterteeth makes mature content doesn't suddenly mean all their content is mature. So many animation studios have variety in the content they make, especially in anime. Not every studio that makes tv-ma content exclusively makes TV-ma. Rwby is a show made to be consumed by teens. If adults enjoy it then great, roosterteeth had a large adult fanbase.

Also the creators being weird about their teen characters behind the scenes doesn't suddenly make the actual content itself mature.

Edit: I also want to add western animation specifically makes incredibly dark content for kids. Look at things like Centaurworld, infinity train, over the garden wall, atla/lok and several arcs in teen titans as just some examples. Rwby in many cases is almost on the same level in how it handles dark subject matters as some of these shows. Kids and teens can handle heavy content.

[ammonitetheseaserpent]

Masterpost thingie (now partially to clean space out of my bio acakbwfobwfob)

Other blogs:

Art blog - @ammonitetheartist

Incorrect quotes blog - @random-stuff-incorrect-quotes

Horse (Centaurworld) character blog - @horsatia-wighair-beanzs

AU dumping grounds blog - @talons-and-webbed-feet

TOH words suggest blog - @owl-house-words-suggest

Nimona (Nimona) character/RP blog- @red-fox-and-more

MD words suggest blog - @murder-drones-words-suggest

Gimmick blog - @putting-wheat-in-places

All my tags.

Amphibia:

Calamtrio - #people standing in line and don’t even know why

Possessed Marcy - #i’ll be waiting in your favorite cheshire grin

Marcy/Andrias - #love and blood and hate and some empty tunes

Calamity Anne - #teach myself complete submission while I grant myself complete permission

Calamity Sasha - #when there’s quantity we can find some clarity in something

Calamity Marcy - #if I must play fair it’ll take long to get there

Marky Wu - #five fingers two black hooves

Luz/Marcy - #when I’m dreaming tonight I can do anything

Other Fandoms:

Owlphibia - #talons and webbed feet

Encanto - #gift with an undertow

Centaurworld - #horsekai

Learning With Pibby - #telegeddon

Spirit Animals - #connections and legends

Bone - #mundane and lucid dreamers

Pendragon - #fallen angelverse

Amanda the Adventurer - #souls behind screenhell

Nimona - #zoology desecration

Murder Drones - #assimilate & eviscerate

The Amazing Digital Circus - #carousel to infinity

Rain World - #flooded inheritance

In Stars and Time - #temporal wellness check

Comfort Characters:

Marcy - #tidesoul sunbeam

Luz - #spellform prodigy

Eda - #feathered renegade

Peridot - #key-lime hardriver

Spinel - #rubberjive

Sayori - #contrary cinnabon

Yuri - #bastion of chill

ENA - #pixel pallygon

Shepherd - #goodest-boy guardian

Fizzarolli - #neon hellraiser

Misc.:

Politics/stigma/signal boosts/self-care reminders- #important things/advice

Art advice - #art tipparoonis

Writing advice - #writing tipparoonis

Cute/calming/aesthetic posts - #serotonin booster shtuff

Funny posts - #humor corner

Art that’s mine - #ammonart

Art that’s not mine - #kewl art by kewl people

Thoughts/theories/liveblogs/slice-of-life posts - #random snippets of my day

My writing - #my jottins

Posts I relate to/that remind me of myself - #bumble vibes

Recipes - #good baking

Asks - #askeroonis

Asks from mutuals - #moot fren people

[i-dont-know-him-archived]

I posted 269 times in 2022

That's 269 more posts than 2021!

48 posts created (18%)

221 posts reblogged (82%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@incorrectcentaurworld

@leela-small

@thedogwhoisachair

@wammawinkfanclub

@solettisketch

I tagged 266 of my posts in 2022

Only 1% of my posts had no tags

#centaurworld fanart - 139 posts

#zulius - 88 posts

#wammawink - 61 posts

#centaurworld incorrect quotes - 57 posts

#glendale - 53 posts

#horse centaurworld - 52 posts

#splendib - 43 posts

#elktaur - 42 posts

#centaurworld - 37 posts

#idea - 36 posts

Longest Tag: 104 characters

#idk what the centaurworld equivalent of the mariana trench would be but i dont feel like figuring it out

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

The other two got attention so have another one

78 notes - Posted March 10, 2022

#4

Did I do this right-

96 notes - Posted February 15, 2022

#3

These are way too fun

if anyone has any templates they want me to do with centaurworld characters I would very much appreciate if you sent them to me because I'm having trouble finding good ones :')

97 notes - Posted April 2, 2022

#2

Adgjfajdf this took way too long

I ran out of characters so I put Gary and the rutabaga on it-

134 notes - Posted March 30, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I did it again

336 notes - Posted February 18, 2022

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[leekyrainbow]

okay so finally to continue w/ this

i havent figured everything, just some stuff but i have an idea

first up im gonna say the characters (in classic au style im gonna replace some centaurworld characters with empires characters). some might be incorrect and not all the characters will be there but im gonna try my best. im also gonna let people say what ones would suit better cause i think thatd be really helpful

also, im gonna also explain my reasoning for picking the character

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horse - shrub

kinda fits in with shrubs lore on how she went to a different dimension

Zulius - Joey

ngl thought it would fit joey in general so im gonna leave what season up to debate

Durpleton -

Wammawink - Shubble (s2)

Honestly, i was between s1 sausage for this, and im still pretty unsure but i think shubble fits being wammawink

Glendale - Fwhip (s2)

I was choosing to do s2 lizzie for this, but after some thinking i thought that goblin fwhip would fit more

Ched - Joel (s2)

same reason for joey, thought itd fit specifically season two joel

Waterbaby - Gem (s1)

HONESTLY, gem is a powerful wizard and kinda fits with how strong waterbaby is?? it was either waterbaby or wammawink for this

Splendib - Sausage (s2)

Picked this because splendib kinda gives me sausage vibes, especially how he and Zulius and Splendib interact in the second season

Rider - joey (s1)

we can ignore how joey was evil with xornoths control, im kinda picking him cause of shrub and him becoming friends again after xornoths defeat. It also makes a bit more sense then making rider season 2 Katherine

Beartaur - Pixilriffs (s2)

this one was SO OBVIOUS im not even joking, the beartaur is a historian and so is pix, i dont think i need to explain

Johnny teatime - hermes

both so tiny(/j thats not the reason) i feel like hermes would be johnny teatime simply because both are so powerful (assuming hermes is powerful anyways) and it would fit hermes to be a shaman like johnny teatims

Judge Jacket -

Mysterious women - Jimmy (s1)

I feel like specifically s1 jimmy would fit this character, i know that jimmy doesnt use magic in empires but i feel like he would do his best to protect something

Stabby - Sausage supreme

This but an incredibly weakened form of sausage supreme, like bro cant do anything type of weakened

Whaletaur shaman - Lizzie (s1)

ITS PERFECT, i dont know why, but the ocean queen as the whaletaur shaman. Probably cause both are water creatures or something idk

the nowhere king - Xornoth

seeing the nowhere king for the first time was specifically why i wanted to make this au. The nowhere king wants to destroy both worlds, and Xornoth wants to destroy the land of Empires. It perfectly fits honestly

General - Scott (s1)

OKAY HEAR ME OUT ON THIS PLEASE. i only chose scott for this because he and xornoth are basically the same as the general and nowhere king- apart from the fact that the general and nowhere king are the same person basically. This however, does imply that scott is evil but it makes a bit more sense then making him uncorrupted xornoth.

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yeah so thank you for listening, as i said i didnt do all the characters and i probably got a thing or more wrong. i might attempt to do scene redraws with these, im not totally sure but here it is.

also i have no idea what id be doing for the elktaur, dont ask me anything about that pls

im watching centaurworld rn and omg i could make the perfect empires smp au out of it

I just hope no one took this idea yet

[incorrectcentaurworld]

Glitter Cats: Don’t worry, Splendib likes your butt and your fancy hair. We know, we read his diary.

Zulius: He thinks it’s fancy?

[boilingdreamland]

Phillip "Stableton" Bonecrunch: *Exists*

Durpelton: A baby!!

Phillip: Sir. I am 43 years old.

Durpelton: *hugs* And you're Babey!

Phillip: ...OK, yeah sure. *hugs back*

[comic-based-incorrect-quotes]

Ched: We can't just attach a rope to the switch and, like, pull on it from a mile away? Maybe while enjoying a light snack?

Wammawink: The switch has sensors. It will read whether a person is touching it or not.

Zulius: Does it have to be a live person?

Ched: Seriously?

Horse: No, Zulius is right. If we attach a body to the switch...

Ched: Where are we going to get a body in four minutes?

Glendale: I can get a body in four minutes.

Ched: This is some pretty morbid brainstorming.