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[A/N] So like i saw Kevin's Dream Job and I am absolutely foaming at tHE MOUTH FHGRAAAHHH‼️‼️
SOO I'm gonna write about the reader comforting him after his nightmare
ALSO DOUBLE POST TODAY LETS GO POOKS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Take this Lil mini fic while you wait for my other requests ✨️
Now onto the thingy
‧₊˚✧[ 7:00 A.M. ]✧˚₊‧
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(💀🎃💏❤️🩹) - spooky month comfort
(reader type) - androgynous / gender neutral
(‼️warnings) - mentions of death
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You woke up. Why are you awake?
It was 6:51 A.M., about 9 minutes before Kevin's alarm usually went off. You didn't normally wake up before it went off; in fact, he was usually the one to wake up first, so this was an abnormal start to the morning.
You sat up, stretched in bed, and looked to your lover beside you. He seemed to be sleeping soundly. You smiled warmly and rubbed his shoulder before pulling the covers over him to insulate him better.
You lay back down and grab your phone off your side table. You took it off the charger and turned it on, checking your notifications and just scrolling through social media. The room was completely quiet beside the sound of funny videos from your phone and your quiet giggles.
That is, until Kevin's alarm went off.
He didn't wake up at first, so you just let him sleep a bit. He deserved it, anyway. But then he started to toss and turn. You sat up using your elbows and looked to him, then his alarm clock. 7:02 A.M. He.. should've woken up by now. The alarm wasn't particularly quiet.
You gently shook him and whispered his name. "Kevin... Kevin, baby, wake up." You looked at his face and realized he was sweating. Was he too hot? Maybe.
Just in case he was, you reached toward his chest and tried to pull the covers doW—
Kevin shot up from his spot in the bed and gasped for air. He was hyperventilating. His abrupt awakening startled you so bad you let out an audible swear. Quickly realizing he was in a panic, you gingerly placed your hands on his shoulders to attempt to calm him down. "Hey, hey, hey! Calm down, love! It's alright!" You whisper-shouted so you didn't worry him anymore.
Kevin's eyes met yours, and he tried to slow his breathing. "That's right, love," you reassured. "Deep breaths. I'm right here." Eventually, Kevin's irregular breathing stopped. He sighed and held his head in his hands. You reached behind him and shut off his alarm.
"Are you alright now?" You asked. You leaned forward so your head was at the same level as his. He looked to you, one eye still covered by his hands. "I just..." He tried to mumble, but he simply couldn't get the words out. You shook your head. "You don't have to speak right now, Kev. Just.. relax."
And that's what he did. He stayed tense in your arms for a solid 20 minutes. 20 minutes that were supposed to be spent getting ready for work. He sighed and closed his eyes.
"I thought I was dead."
You raised your eyebrows and looked down at him. Was that what his dream was about? You tightened your grip on him. "Do you wanna talk about it?" You asked, gently rubbing him once again. He looked toward the end of the bed.
"That job.. I don't know what it is." He started, letting his body relax. "Maybe it's those kids. I know that's exactly what they are, but.. they just bring me trouble whenever I'm around them. I've been held at gunpoint, stabbed, threatened by a cannibal. I've almost died, like, five times!"
You nodded, pursing your lips. You kissed the top of his head before you suddenly got up from bed and made for the doorway. "Tell your boss you're calling in sick for a couple days. You need a break. I'll make breakfast—your favorite."
Kevin looked up at you, surprised. It had been a while since he had a proper breakfast. It took him a moment to register, but when he did, he gave a tired smile. "Thanks, (N/N)." He whispered as he reached a hand out. You walked over and interlaced your fingers, pulling him in to kiss his forehead. You gave one last smile before turning to go make breakfast like you said.
Kevin lay back down and sighed. He grabbed his phone from the side table and texted his boss, saying he had caught a cold and wouldn't be able to come in for the next few days. He looked to his alarm clock. 7:27 A.M.
Not that the time mattered to him right now.
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#writeblr#comfort#comforting canon#x reader#canon x reader#kevin spooky month#spooky month kevin#kevin spooky month x reader#sm kevin#kevin's dream job#he's so pretty#story stew#oneshot#gender neutral reader#androgynous reader#eat up
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Beelzebub and Mammon made their presence very well known when they entered the living room, with heads held high and chests puffed out proudly. They were a little sweaty and disheveled but strangely upbeat. Beelzebub was clearly concealing something behind his back. Mammon had his nose pointed so far up, it was almost a challenge to the Avatar of Pride's moniker.
You looked up from the couch and asked, "What's up, guys?" Feeling for all the world like a kindergarten teacher about to play a game with their students.
"We got you something," Beelzebub said with a pleasant smile. It was almost entirely drowned out by Mammon's loud boasting.
"You won't believe what I found. You're 'bout to be real grateful, so get our praise ready."
They plopped down into seats on either side of you, Beelzebub careful not to jostle the mystery in his hand.
It wasn't every day they made a big deal out of giving you something. Normally, they'd just do it. Your interest was piqued. "What is it?"
They smirked at each other. Both demons wanted to drag out the suspense, but were also too impatient to wait much longer. Still in their school uniforms, they probably rushed straight home as soon as they procured their present. After grinning for several prolonged seconds in self-satisfaction, Mammon snapped his fingers dramatically. "Show 'em, Beel!"
Beelzebub placed the gift in your lap as if it were made of the finest glass.
It was a potato.
"A human world potato," Beelzebub explained, as if there was any doubt.
"Ya don't see this in the Devildom everyday. We thought you'd like a human treat every once 'n a while."
It was green and wrinkly, with multiple spuds sprouting out the top. It looked like somebody had dropped it behind a shelf and found it months later through smell alone. It was impossible to discern if it had been washed recently or if, at this point, the slimy and moist texture was just this tuber's natural state of existence.
Two sets of eyes filled with anticipation were locked on to your face, scrutinizing its every move. They were waiting for their shower of praise. You forced an awkward smile and laughed with strained excitement. "A potato! Wow, thanks guys!"
"What are you gonna make with it?" Beelzebub was eager to know.
"I'm not sure." You gazed at the gift. You kind of wanted to fling it off your legs before your skin started crawling. Though, you couldn't insult the brothers after their hard work. It was time to start lying through your teeth. "I'm so touched. Really. That you went and got... this potato for me. I kind of want to keep it as a memento!"
Mammon waved his hand to dismiss your idea. "Nah, don't hold back! I paid a pretty hefty sum to get a hold a' this, y'know."
Your heartstrings twinged with guilt. To avoid stirring Beelzebub and his endless stomach, Mammon leaned over towards your ear. "Fry it, bake it, boil it. It's all yours," he whispered. "'Long as you're happy, yeah?"
You were not happy. Every day with these demons brought a fresh source of stress. At least you were never dull.
"Solomon once said that green vegetables are good for humans," Beelzebub revealed.
You twirled your head around so fast that you accidentally bumped Mammon in the nose and asked, "You actually took food advice from Solomon?"
"Only after Belphie confirmed it," he clarified. So they did do their research.
While that was usually true, this was an incredibly unfortunate exception. You could not bring yourself to consume the sad green potato. You needed a new idea.
"Can human plants be cultivated in the Devildom? I want to plant this, and then we'll have more potatoes we can all share." The wet sensation on your leg only grew more unpleasant and you wanted to get rid of it as soon as possible. "Let's go plant it out back and see."
The siblings began talking over one again again, saying, "My human's got a heart of gold" and "I'd like that" while squeezing you with bear hugs from either size. It jostled the potato and you feared it would start leaking more.
"Let's go, let's go!" you ushered, eager to give this old vegetable a proper burial. You could vaguely hear Mammon brag to his younger brother, "I told you this was a great idea, they're gonna be thankin' us for weeks," as you raced towards the doorway.
#MC thanking them for the potato the same way that kid goes “it's an avocado! thanks” in that one video#mammon potato cooking methods asmr. “boil it. mash it. stick it in a stew.” all whispered very seductively#i wanted this to be longer but decided “does a story about a potato really need to be that long” so lots was cut out#thank you for the asks I've gotten in the last couple of weeks!! I'll get to them!!!!#everyone has such good ideas ahh i want to respond properly#zine work takes precedence though so look forward to those as well!#obey me!#obey me shall we date#obey me scenarios#obey me x mc#obey me swd#obey me fanfic#obey me x reader#obey me#obey me fandom#obey me mammon#obey me beelzebub#obey me fic#obey me drabble#obey me x you#omswd#omswd mc#obey me mc
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I hsve an idea. Could u draw rose and ianto as besties
absOLUTELY I CAN
they’re chatting shit (lovingly) about their tall, long-coat-wearing, time-travelling, death-cheating, alien boyfriends who have spikey hair
#Jack is nursing 10s broken nose off screen from where Ianto decked him imo Ianto would not let 10s nonsense with Jack slide#jk Ianto would not punch him he would just make him instant coffee instead of The Ianto Special and then stew silently#doctor who#torchwood#torchwood fanart#rose tyler#dwmmm.ask#ianto jones#SORRY I DISAPPEARED FOR AGES EVERYONE IM BACK HELLO !!!!!!#apologies to all the people who have sent asks that are sitting in my inbox im getting to them soon!!!#also I’m working on a big cool colab which I’m v excited about >:)#this is meant to have the vibes of the school reunion scene with sarah jane and rose laughing at 10!!#Ianto would be besties with all of 10s companions actually#him and martha are already besties & him and donna would get on so well snarky secretary duo#him and rose would not only bond over stories about the 9/jack/rose tardis team but also over being estate kids !!!#him rose and martha hanging out being the only under 25s 🚶♂️#s1 Ianto is the type to still get IDed for redbull#maybe that’s why he really wears the suit so people stop thinking he’s a 16 year old#anyway I digress thank u for the ask I hope this appeases you I love this vision and also hate drawing roses hair it’s SO hard#killer side part#but I loved drawing this bc I love ianto and rose friendship#ps theye matching colours on purpose bc they’re bffs#also like ianto in the audios constantly makes friends with random side characters you can’t convince me this man isn’t extroverted at heart
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"charles's anger issues make him volatile, just look what he did to the night nurse!"
yeah I saw that, second sexiest thing he ever did. "that was extreme" "that was a lot" no it was BASED. sometimes, violence is the answer. sometimes, people make you relive the worst, most traumatic moments of your life in an effort to manipulate you - and in such an event, it very reasonable to beat them up with a music box and feed them to a giant angler fish.
hope this helps.
#honestly kinda do not vibe with this aspect of the story AT ALL#kinda do not like even a little bit how the show reprimanded him for this#how it left that particular moment unresolved#how it let him stew in his self hatred; how the message clearly is Yeah You Should Feel Bad About This#hm#not loving this at all#I was cheering him on when that happened and I honestly thought the show would too but. hmm.#dead boy detectives
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my toxic trait is I’ll think I’m depressed and actually all I need is to eat some raw vegetables
#in which cate tells stories#like I KNOW my body gets nutrients from stews and stuff so WHY is there a level of alertness that I can ONLY achieve WITH A SALAD
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i am once again wishing that reiju was written in a more interesting way in fics. i think she wld be fucked up in the way of "every day i tightrope a line of protecting my brother against a family that wld gladly revoke my favored position" and "am i my brother's keeper". contradictions in contradictions. unable to empathise/incapable of excising her sympathy. equal parts wondrous and revolted by the depth of human emotion that sanji feels. the only one in her family that takes after both her parents' will - her father's soldier and her mother's daughter. yeah sure you could write her as tepid and simply dust your hands off after damning her for her compliance in the abuse cycle but what if we made her interesting.
#[grips you by the shoulders] SHE CLD BE SO INTERESTING....#in an ideal world i wld've loved for reiju to disappear from the story completely#as in she makes it that she is no longer beholden to anyone#not anyone's soldier not anyone's sister not anyone's daughter#i am not looking at this from a chara arc centered around sanji#i think it wld be most fitting for reiju to suddenly be removed from the constant balancing act#smthng smthng butterly motifs ... smthng smthng a poison master that's been stewing in poison for her whole life#oh shit the themes have got m— [line is cut]#vinsmoke reiju
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Good Omens 2 rewrite comic… piece of cake!
#personally would restructure a lot of the beats in this season.. and maybe have the human story echo theirs more where they clearly have#mutual feelings but their personalities and baggage are keeping them from admitting/acting on if..#also I think having someone ask if they’re together maybe ask for advice early so Crowley can stew on it for 5 episodes..#go through denial and finally get to acceptance and he keeps trying to say something but keeps getting interrupted/losing his nerve..#anyway#good omens#good omens 2#aziraphale#crowley#crowly x aziraphale#aziraphale x crowley#my art#my comics
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what if I posted vampire klapollo fic with toxic Kristoph focus. what if I did that. Would any of y'all be interested in that
#spoops speaks#klapollo#kristoph gavin#I have been stewing on this idea for a while#and I'm finally like#rping it out#and I need to finalize it into story#like the bizarreness I feel about it is too much#I can't sleep bc I'm thinking about how evil I'm making Kristoph#and also how much klavier has been molded by it#and how much he wants to help Apollo out of it#but bro it is the blind leading the blind#it is tragedy I think#because imagine not healing fully from your trauma#and then seeing someone else go through that exact same trauma#and then trying to help them out of it#when you haven't even finished helping yourself
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ill write something more coherent when i have the brain power but. man.
the writing for inanimate insanity is fucking brilliant. i have never watched a show before where the plot twist is something i never saw coming and yet makes complete, perfect sense
#orion rambles#ive just been stewing over this for hours. like holy shit#im usually really good at sensing where a story is going but this really threw me for a loop#in the best way possible of course! but just. damn#inanimate insanity#ii movie#ii 16
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[☎👽💭👩❤️💋👩] Nikku x Fem Reader
Oh request open again, yay! Be ready for Nikku request cause again, I like Nikku very very much to the point even my best friend knows it cause I talk/mention about her nonstop ☝
Might as well put me as 🏳🌈 Anon cause I'm going to be requesting some Nikku or other characters but mostly Nikku, you're the only person who writes for hotline 024/sunset hills
Can I request smth where Nikku knows that the reader has a crush on her even though the reader thinks she straight when it's very clear that she has a crush on the polygurian.
That one roblox meme where a guy says "I'M NOT A KISSBOY" instead it's- "I'M NOT A KISSGIRL"
Aaa hello 🏳️🌈 anon! You're so like me in that way
But, yeah, I can definitely do that! Honestly, I wish hotline got slightly more attention just so people would write it about lmao
But thank you for asking!
Now onto the thingy
‧₊˚✧[ Nikku w/ a
Crushing!Reader ]✧˚₊‧
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(☎️👽💭👩❤️💋👩) - sunset hills headcanons + small scenario
(reader type) - feminine / AFAB
(‼️ warnings) - none
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♨ when I say you had it BAD for her please believe it cause holy SHIET
♨ when you two became friends it was an absolute turning point for your emotions just as it was hers
♨ soon after your love was PAINFULLY obvious. like. everyone knew.
♨ Clips knew. Nikku knew. Boyfriend knew. Girlfriend knew. Rude#1 knew. Gogo knew. Momo knew. Hell, LIMUS THE CAT KNEW.
♨ nikku honestly thought it was cute how you thought it was some sort of best friend love or something
♨ everytime someone asks you if you two were dating you bust out into a flustered mess explaining that you were straight and just friends
♨ sometimes, nikku will teasingly flirt and make innuendos with you just to get a reaction
❝ sooo, do you wanna continue the fun in your room? ❞
❝ ndjzKCJDJDJH—WHAT?? ❞
♨ but yeah you're so goofy. and closeted. goofy and closeted.
♨ nikku's kinda 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 when she's around you
♨ "I'M NOT A KISSGIRL" you clarify and scream at the top of your lungs
♨ nikku just probably ends up talking to you about it later when she thinks it's appropriate
♨ let's say you two were watching videos on her phone. she suddenly puts it down and starts to ask about how you feel toward her
♨ you let it RIP (but didn't forget to say, "but I'm straight!" at the end)
❝ so.. random question, but how would you describe me in one word? ❞
❝ oh, I can't just use one! there are so many words to describe you, like funny, smart, cool, pretty, awesome, hot, sweet, pretty.. did I say that already? ❞
❝ and you say you're straight? ❞
♨ After that, nikku had a come-to-asmodeux moment with you about your feelings and all the sappy stuff
♨ you were DYING inside when you finally put two and two together
♨ thankfully, you helped her realize that she liked you back too! .. and a lot of other things I won't get into
♨ and even after all that, you're still a flustered mess
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#🏳️🌈 anon!#headcanons#x reader#headcanons + scenario#scenario#hotline 024 x reader#hotline024#hotline 024#nikku sunset hills#nikku fnf#fnf nikku#nikku#crushing!reader#fem!reader#feminine reader#the reader is queer hehoo#story stew#eat up
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no offense to Mafuyu’s taste i’m sure her mom’s cooking is good most of the time but. Fucking cream stew? Cream? Just cream? In the stew? Beef in fucking milk? Girl get out of that house
#corv's chitterings#Mafuyu asahina#i was reading the main story and like#Girl i appreciate everyone’s opinions but. Are you sure that is your favorite. I know you can’t have your own opinions this early in the-#-story#BUT CREAM STEW???
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on and on and on...
#mary on google what will she find:thinking:#so in case its not clear its been like at least a couple days since the party#and marys just been stewing in bed just about the whole time#believe it or not that gif is 30 REAL LIFE MINUTES#and it was my second take#i was channeling that scene from twilight for the gif#you know the one#sims 4#sims 4 story#gif warning#marigold#marigold:story
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Sometimes you gotta resurect an old oc and turn him into an innkeeper for flavor
His Inn is called The Blind Wolf
#bob the werewolf#i also made him blind in one eye#to fit his inn#andforFLAVOR#he'll serve you warm ale and hot stew of mystery meat and potatoes and listen to your stories#he looks smarmy as hell but hes actually super shy with his feelings#he'll turn you down politely though#he also protects the town from invaders/monsters/the occasional drunk idiots#and he can fix things#he likes flowers and good stories#phone doodle#my oc#bob
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committing atrocities doesn't count if you're a hot bi babygirl <3
[ID: the 'i have done nothing wrong ever' meme where wei wuxian is saying 'i have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life' and lan wangji responds 'i know this, and I love you'. End ID]
#wangxian#wangxian fanart#wangxian meme#the untamed#cql#mdzs#mdzs fanart#wei wuxian#lan wangji#mxtx#mo dao zu shi#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#yes ik this isnt how the story goes. but its funny tho#also totally misssed that guy's head in the foreground lol get ripped whoever u are#this has been living rent free in my brain since. wait i have the exact date i wrote it down as a fanart idea#feb 17 23! a month and more#i did this v quickly and v easily bcs i just had it in me. it brewed. it stewed. mwah#dan draws#edit: ok ive fixed the tiny issues i could see right away and edited the random guy out. goodbye my man
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i am so goddamn tired of every single fantasy story being about men. i am so goddamn tired of women being side characters and love interests and set dressing and an afterthought. i am so goddamn tired of women who are powerful but feminine. women who are "dressed to kill" and they are wearing eyeliner and a dress and heels. i am so goddamn tired of women always being healers and having water magic. i am so goddamn tired of men going on adventures and dying nobly. i am so goddamn tired of never being able to find a story about women that i can fall in love with. i am so goddamn tired of all fandom being about men.
#i have spent the past several weeks becoming increasingly upset about this#hannibal? men. lotr/the hobbit? men. stargate atlantis? men. dragon age inquistion? men. one piece? men.#the handful of superhero's i periodically read about? men. transformers? men. every goddamn anime i've ever loved? men.#the witcher? men. fantasy anachronism? men. literally every single fantasy adventurer series? men.#it's men and men and men and men and men and men and men and men#i just want ONE. one single goddamn story about women that is as well written and well made and as deep as everything else#i want ONE story about a women or women who are noble and honorable and fight in the face of impossible odds#and i don't want them to be pretty and small and feminine#make them hairy and fat and muscular and tall and wear steel toed boots and carry swords and fight monsters and sleep in the woods#and eat stew and carry heavy packs for long distances and be intelligent and sneaky and cowardly and fearful and brave#make them laugh and cry and scream and fall in love and write poetry and books and songs#make them wrestle and pick on each other and pull each others hair and sit around campfires#MAKE THEM GODDAMN PEOPLE#there are books out there about women going on adventures. they exist. i've read some#but they are not the majority and they never get big#and so many end up being poorly written or a romance or a combo of the two#i don't WANT to have to read genderbends just to read about women#i don't want to scroll tumblr and just see men on my dash#all i have ever wanted my whole life is to be a fantasy adventurer. and none of them. not ONE of them looks like me#i am tired of watching youtube critiques of fantasy shows/movies/stories and them just shitting on the women characters#i am just so tired of it
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Maybe you need to take a break Peppino
Overworking isn't healthy you know,,,
How about we focus on Pep! He must be awakened now
Gustavo: "They're right, Peppino, it's okay to have a break. I can finish the order and the rest of the shift today."
Peppino: "..."
Gustavo: "Please...? You've been working yourself to the bone - You barely even took the weekend off after the tower fell-"
Peppino: "I DON'T NEED A BREAK. I AM FINE. I DIDN'T-A RISK MY LIFE SEVERAL TIMES TO SAVE THIS PLACE, JUST FOR IT TO GO UNDER ANYWAYS. I DON'T NEED A THERAPY SESSION WITH-A SOME FUCKING NOSY BOX THAT THAT SICK MOCKERY OF ME BROUGHT IN FROM THE TRASH."
Peppino: "I am- I'm fine."
Gustavo: "Peppino-"
Peppino: "Just get it out of my kitchen. I'm not talking to it anymore."
Gustavo: "..."
Gustavo: "I'm sorry, friends. I didn't realise how pent-up Peppino was. I should have seen it sooner..."
Brick: *happy squeak*
Gustavo: "Oh hi, Brick."
Brick: *questioning squeak*
Gustavo: "Yeah, Peppino's kinda upset right now. I brought up the tower, and on top of everything that's happened today, it set him off."
Brick: *another questioning squeak*
Gustavo: "Yeah, I'll talk to him. Could you watch our friends here? He doesn't want them in the kitchen right now."
Brick: "squeak*
Gustavo: "Thank you. I'll be back."
(Peppino and Gustavo are temporarily unavailable for asks.
But Pep seems to be somewhat awake now)
#pizza tower#peppino spaghetti#gustavo#brick the rat#story post#he is not fine!!!#I guess you can say he is Upsetti Spaghetti#also he didn't mean what he said I promise#he is going through it right now!!!#so many emotions on this day!!!#also I feel bad but it's fun to draw Peppino's anger#okay time for bed as I let you guys stew on this one hehe
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