#store its so scary.

[the-mozzarella-brothers]

the really cool thing about a lot of my records being from my family in israel is that every once in a while i just see that on the back it has some stuff in hebrew

[dani-the-human]

Yknow what? No. I absolutely will not be normal about these characters! I am sad and life is fleeting, I deserve to obsess over fictional characters. THEYRE FICTIONAL AND IT HURTS NO ONE.

I WILL NOT BE SHAMED FOR FINDING SOMETHING THAT LETS ME HAVE THE FERAL CHILDHOOD EXCITEMENT I WAS DENIED

[creaturefeaster]

I've been meaning to ask but I've been forgetting

Who is this? Is it supposed to be centipede orr is it a mime in puppet form?? If so, who?

That's a really old mime in puppet that, in the original comic, was waiting at the door when his mother opened it up. She got eaten a panel later, though I don't have those pics on hand right now.

It wasn't a fleshed out character, just a one-off mime grunt with no name. There were a lot of those in the old version of the story.

[cockworms]

so I work two jobs, at an auto parts store and a cafe and I've noticed that people at the parts place think im a dude and the cafe customers assume im a girl its so interesting to see

[crybaby-bkg]

having to look for a publishing company is so daunting omg but I don’t wanna self publish again 😭😭😭😭

[dreamdripdistance]

hey why do i work myself up into like genuine panic attack levels of anxiety over just the most stupid shit. rude

[musubiki]

another little lore tidbit: the central kingdoms military is called the "capitol guard," and the m-34th is just one of the probably hundreds of military regiments within it. they all have the same general look/structure to their uniforms (including the color), but only the emblem on the hats and badge thing changes

the m-34th is supposed to be, for the most part, out of the public knowledge, or at least blended into to other capitol guard officers. so youd see a lot of soldiers walking around the capitol but unless youre close enough to see the emblem you dont actually know what regiment theyre from (and 99% of the public doesnt know what any of the emblems even mean, so unless youre a witch you wouldnt be able to pick out an m-34th person until theyre close enough)

the idea is that since there's a lot of magic-erasure in society and witches just blend in, these guys are supposed to as well. so youd see an officer in a white uniform visiting some local business somewhere, and youd think "Oh they're getting lunch." and they MIGHT be, but also it could be one of those witch check-ups kind of thing.

also good for doing missions since theres capitol guard outposts in a lot of cities and towns, so if they needed to dispatch an m-34th officer specially to somewhere outside the central kingdom it wouldnt necessarily raise a lot of eyebrows from the locals or hint at some kind of magic-going-on's in any way

[fellhellion]

Something something the spot’s goofy antics distract from how dangerous his own entitlement and resentment is

[girlwhoisgoingtobeokay]

went twice to the store again to see cute cashier

[call-me-pup2]

Wanting to be in a relationship to have someone to obsess over and get railed 🤝 Not doing anything to actually meet someone and half the time being disgusted at the thought of having a partner again

[zocchini37]

I need to stop accepting commissions bc I haven't been able to draw anything for like two weeks bc of it 🤧 it happens every time and I don't know why. I just want to draw mario 💔

[ryuseitai]

just rmbred today this old man regular customer said smtg like im 'moving up on [his] list' ok well. you are genuinely one o fmy least favorite customers. I DONT WANNA BE ON YOUR LIST

[kaiaprax]

Thank you @batri-jopa for tagging me! I always want to participate in these fun posts but sometimes it's hard on mobile.

[spaghett-onaplate]

made a scary phone call and now i have a great day lined up

[mercumeme]

I have an interview tonight I wanna explode

[analogboii]

everyone at work keeps telling my gm n i how tired we look and how much we both need a break. like yeah, tell the higher ups that. they always help out every other store except ours.