#stop looking like a sweet and innocent little meow meow

[mischievous-thunder]

Oh yes, the crime vs the criminal scene in the Wilson-Howlett household.

[enhafilthandfiction]

reaction when yall r doing the deed 🗿 and your pet starts barking or meowing (basically stopping yall) at you.

Enhypen Hyungline when your pet interrupts your sexy time 🐾

A/N : Hiii, thankyou for the request! Lmao i love this ask even though i don't have any dogs or cats. Happy reading! :)

Pairing : Bf!Hyungline X Fem!Reader

Warnings : kissing, making out, sex, grinding, Jay getting cockblocked by your pet :(

Word Count : 1,360 Words (About 340 words each)

There might be some (grammatical) errors, so pls let me know!

Masterlist

» Lee Heeseung «

About a year ago or so, you and Heeseung decided to adopt a little kitten which he had fallen in love with. He convinced you to adopt the kitten by telling you that you two can be the parents and practise parenthood together.

Your heart melted at his suggestion and you couldn't help but give in. But soon as the kitten was yours, he started treating it like it was his child and everyone knows that children aren't allowed to be around an intimate couple.

"Fuck Y/n, you feel so good around me" he moaned out, tilting his head back as his hands found your waist, fucking you on him. His hips moved at a quicker pace as he felt you clench around him, both of you close.

"Hee, I-I'm Com-" you got cut off by none other than the little innocent kitten, Ddongsik.

"Meowww" he little fluffy animal walked around the room before jumping on the bed, and snuggling into the pillows.

Heeseung stopped his movements, and even pulled out of you, just to coo at the baby cat. He reached for the kitten and grabbed it, giving it a little kiss and picking it up, ready to take it out.

"Ddongsikkk, you're not allowed in here" your boyfriend whined to the animal in his hands before he set him down and closed the door behind him.

"Heeseung, what the fuck?" you ask him in disbelief "I was so fucking close"

He pouts a little, coming over to you to pat your head. "Sorry baby, I forgot to close the door and Sik was just a little curious" he explains, trying to sweet talk his way out of this situation. "It's okay, we can go again, promise I'll let you sit on my face afterwards" he promises with a wink.

You roll your eyes and lie back down, waiting for him. "Next time don't forget to close that damn door Hee, or we'll never fuck again" you harshly threatened, smiling to yourself.

» Park Jay «

Jay didn't think that he'd fall in love with an animal so much to treat it like his son. You introduced your family dog to Jay not so long ago, but Jay fell in love. You had such a cute dog and Jay loved playing fetch with him or give him belly rubs.

This weekend, your dog was staying at your apartment since your family was out of town and you had to babysit the dog. "Sit!" you ordered the dog and he obeyed "Good boy! Who's a good boy, huh?"

When Jay came back needy from work, he found you playing with the dog, but he hoped you'd give him some attention at least. "I'm home" he announces, making his way over to you and wrapping his arms around your hips. He leans down for a kiss, which you return, immediately getting lost in it as he deepens it.

You almost forget your dog as Jay, with his lips still connected to yours, pushes you on the counter, lifting you up and standing between your legs. He tries to subtly grind into your thigh, but before he can even say anything, he's interrupted by the barking of your sweet dog.

"Woof, woof!" (lmao) the loud barking scares your for a second, Jay haven put you in a trance. You look up at Jay, offering him a sheepish smile before pushing him back and sliding off the counter, making your way over to your dog and cooing at it.

You kneel down, scratching behind the dogs ears. "Aww, sorry baby, I forgot to give you your food" you frown, reaching over the counter for the dog food.

"Y/n?" he asks, bewildered at what just happened. "Did you just pick that dog over me?" he asks again, catching your attention.

"Jay, the dog can't feed itself" you explain, "You can jerk yourself off in the bathroom" you defend the dog.

"Whatever" he rolls his eyes, heading to the bathroom. Damn, he can't wait till that dog goes back home so he can have you all to himself again.

» Sim Jake «

He gently pushes you on the bed, climbing in on top of you until his face was on top of yours. He leans down, capturing your lips in his again, before he gently bites your bottom lip, smirking at you when he pulls away.

His hands explore your body, trailing down between your legs to your core, sliding his hands under your shorts. "Fuck you're so wet for me baby" he points out, biting his lips.

"Need you Jake" you whine, arching your back when he rubs your clit.

"I think I have a condom in the top drawer hold on" he says before getting up and making his way over to his night stand. You lay in his bed, waiting for him, until both of you hear a little noise coming from behind his door.

He looks at you with a raised eyebrow, before dropping the condom back in the drawer and heading to the door, opening it only to find his pet dog Layla, scratching on the door.

"Laylaaa" he whines, dropping to his knees, half naked, and petting the dog on her head "What are you want huh?" he giggles, cocking his head to the side as he watches his dog lie down in a comfortable position in the corner of his room.

You watch in disbelief "Nope, no way I'm fucking you with Layla in here Jake" you tell him when he starts walking back to the bed. He sighs, looking at the ground.

"I can't just kick her out" he reasons, shrugging "Oh come on y/n, pleaseee" he begs, his boner starting to get painful.

"Jake, she's literally watching us" you explain, looking at the innocent dog at the corner of his room.

"I guess you're right" he admits "Will you let me fuck you on the couch?" he asks with his own puppy eyes.

"Fine, but if Layla interrupts us again, just know that you're gonna have to deal with your problem yourself"

» Park Sunghoon «

With his lips on yours, you two stumbled in the bedroom as he hastily closed the door behind you and pushed you against it, his lips suddenly trailing down to your neck, leaving marks behind.

Your hands found his hair "Hoon.." you called out for him "Need you"

He didn't have to hear you say it twice, lifting you up as you wrapped your feet around his waist, letting him carry you to the bed. He threw you on the bed gently, already ready to rip off your panties before-

"Shhk meow" your eyes go wide as you realise that your poor cat was on the bed, and you had lay down on its tail, which was sprawled out on the bed, making it hiss at you.

Hoon looked at you in disbelief, as you grabbed your cat, cradling it in your arms and rubbing it's tail which you accidentally lay down on. "Aw, poor kitty, does your tail hurt?" you asked the cat even though you obviously wouldn't get a reply from, making Hoon roll his eyes.

"Y/n, was that cat seriously watching us make out at your door?" he questions, sighing to himself.

You stopped your movements to think and realised he was right. "Well, its our fault we were to busy making out to notice Luna" you defend you cat, blaming it on you and him.

Your boyfriend stares at your cat in jealousy, wishing he was the one getting the kisses. "I'm sowy Luna, didn't mean to sit on your tail" you apologize to the now unbothered cat.

"Okay so? Can we continue?" he breaks into your trance, making you sigh. You get up with the cat in your hands, giving it a last hug before placing it behind the door and watching it run into the corridor.

"There" you announce, walking back to him and sitting back on the bed in front of him.

"Gosh Y/n, didn't know you had such a perverted pussy cat" he says, referring to the way your cat was just watching you two, making you giggle. "You're more perverted"

Hiii, I hope you enjoyed this one, Idk if its good, i'm a little rusty after not writing for a whole week :( But anyway, have a good day/night and remember that ily <333

[cakerybakery]

An Adam is a Shapeshifter Sinner story

Lucifer mewed as he rolled onto his fluffy kitten back.

Adam knew it was a trap.

No matter how innocent those eyes looked, how soft the fluffy fur was, how cute it was that Lucifer was pawing at the air and making little kitten noises. Adam was not falling for it.

KeeKee hopped down from the couch and joined Lucifer in the sunbeam. She purred as she licked Lucifer’s head.

His mewling became less inviting and more annoyed. Lucifer tried to bat at KeeKee to shoo her away, but his kitten legs couldn’t do more than touch her whiskers. He turned over to get up and she licked his side.

Lucifer couldn’t do much unless he turned back into himself, as KeeKee was determined that he needed a bath.

Adam grinned watching Lucifer be all but sat on by KeeKee to keep him from running off.

He mewled in distress. Those big eyes begging Adam to do something.

So Adam did. He petted Lucifer’s exposed belly.

Lucifer hissed and Adam yanked his hand away before a kitten claw could catch him.

KeeKee turned on the spot, picked up Lucifer by the scruff. And scampered off with him.

Adam laughed, stood himself up, and slowly followed.

KeeKee always went to the same spot when she did this. You’d think Lucifer would stop turning into a kitten. Although, KeeKee was mean if they turned into adult cats. The one time they had KeeKee was scarier than the devil himself.

She didn’t need keys to get into places, she was the key. So the open door to his and Lucifer’s suite was expected.

Adam shut the door behind him. He slipped off his shoes to avoid getting any dirt or mud on his paws. As he walked through the open bedroom door he shifted himself.

He sat down on his fluffy butt and mewled.

Out from under the bed KeeKee poked her head. She padded over, picked him up, and carried him into the cat bed they kept under their bed for her.

Like a bad comedy, Lucifer likely was trying to escape the bed, but one of his claws was stuck in the fabric. By the time he was freed Adam was dropped on him.

Lucifer’s fur was still wet and disheveled from his bath. He wiggled out from under Adam as Adam let KeeKee bathe him. Trying to scamper out of the bed, KeeKee only paused in Adam’s bath to pick Lucifer back up and place him into the bed again.

Once KeeKee was satisfied that her strange, adopted kittens that came and went and seemed to spend more of their time as not kittens, were clean, she curled up around them both and purred.

“You were supposed to rescue me, not join us.” Lucifer grumbled, his eyes already half closed as the warmth and the rhythmic, calming purring was already making him sleepy.

Adam licked Lucifer’s head and purred. “You deserve it for trying to trick me into petting your belly so you could attack my hand.”

Naps with KeeKee were nice. Even if sometimes they had to wait for her to go downstairs to eat before turning back into themselves. Otherwise, she just followed them around meowing at them as she tried to figure out how to get her now giant babies back into her bed to keep them safe.

She was a little confused by the whole thing, but a sweet mama cat.

Lucifer snorted. “So why did you turn into a kitten?”

Even as a kitten, Adam was bigger than Lucifer, so he stood up and flopped down on top of Lucifer. Earning a squeak from Lucifer.

“And miss out on cuddles? Never.”

[bucknastysbabe]

Criston Cole Blurb 18+ - Meow meow eating puppy???

OOP forget to press send @fairysluna

Your boyfriend might be an idiot but he was good in the sack— with a little coaching on some affairs. You pulled gently on dark hair, propped up on the fluffy pillows. Criston’s dark eyes shined as he gazed at you, whining softly into your pussy.

“Focus Criston,” you chided.

He closed those puppy eyes, lashes dark against his tan cheeks. Criston’s hands squeezed and loosened around your thighs rhythmically, you weren’t even sure he was aware of it. The man had returned to lapping eagerly at your soaked cunt, nose bumping against your sensitive clit. He’d sit here for hours if you’d let him.

He moaned again, deep in his chest. Your lidded gaze watched slim hips rut against the bed, although the pitiful Cole was in a thick pair of jeans. The friction couldn’t be that good. You inquired breathily, “Criston, baby, does humping the bed in jeans really feel that good?”

A mournful shake of head between your thighs was his answer.

“Go on, take em off,” you teased. He was clumsily still suckling at your clit, trying to unbutton his pants, all while dummy’s hips were still jerking. Your baby got so stupid sometimes; pussy drunk they called it. With a sigh you firmly stated, “Criston. Baby. Criston.”

A desperate whine and dark eyes moved halfway back on you again. You patted his cheek and sighed, “I’m not going anywhere. Get your pants off first.” He whined again, confused on why his angel would suggest such an awful thing, removing his face from her perfect wet cunt. With a groan of annoyance, you tugged him away from you. Like a scolded pup, he blushed and excused himself.

Soon you could look at pretty ass and thighs too, his cock so hard it was hitting trim stomach. Criston remained silent besides ragged breathing, taking the silky pillow you had handed him with a heated look bordering on embarrassment. He always got a little messy with anything reallll soft.

Criston shoved it under his hips, plump lips falling open with a ‘fffuck’. He got back to the position from before, waiting on permission. You nodded and babied your boyfriend, “Good boy, you can use your fingers too, pretty babyyy.” The man’s hips desperately jerked as he dove back in to frantically lapping at your essence. One of his hands had snaked down to swipe and tug on your clit just how you liked.

You threw your head back when he pumped two fingers into your throbbing pussy, gasping, “Criston- ah- yes!” The bed shifted from his frenetic humping, pressing his sweaty forehead to your thigh to whine. He was always a whiny thing when you got down to brass tacks. You’d say he was a typical man— but.

“Mmm’gonna f-fucking cum! Not yet, not yetttt,” he whimpered miserably. You thumbed his cute nose, watching agony cross sweet features. Feigning innocence, you asked him, “Why so soon baby? You always last for me.” Your eyes nearly crossed with possessive pleasure. Criston choked out, voice cracking, “Feels t’good- gods- baby please!”

Shoving his face back down, Criston licked at your swollen clit, shaking fingers rubbing your inner walls. You pet his curly hair and teased, “Is it because you get too dumb and slutty huh? Too drunk off my pussy to stop fucking the pillow and focus on fucking me with your tongue. My pretty empty-headed, mm, slut.”

The sound he made was utterly divine, thick brows pinching together as the rutting slowed to a slow grind. Your boyfriend thankfully wasn’t too out of it and fucked his fingers up harder, sucking at your slick between deep moans. You felt yourself tightening up, the repetitive movements striking a pleasurable nerve deep within.

Fisting into his inky hair you cried out, back arching and legs clenching around his pretty head. Babbling as the not-so-stupid puppy grazed teeth against your bundle of nerves at the same time he hooked your g-spot. That’s when the dam broke, your head falling forward with a hoarse noise.

“Fuckfuckfuck— mmm mm, gods! Let up let up baby,” you finished with a mewl, falling backwards. Criston licked at your gush of slick, glistening on his shiny lips and your oversensitive cunt. He pathetically shook, the man about to fall apart. “That’s a good little, hah, slut. Fuck my thigh then, you earned it.”

Like a wild animal Criston climbed closer atop you, grinding his soaked cock against giving flesh. Your eyes flickered to the discarded silk pillow, defiled with pre and dripping. He carefully placed his hands on the headboard and rutted with little whines and pleas.

“M’your slut,” he murmured sulkily, eyes darker with arousal.

“Gods!”

“Call me your slut again, please, please, it huuuurts.”

Your boyfriend was leaking all over you, about to some more with the way his eyes were watering up. Tracing fingers around his tender spots you rambled, “Yeah? You are my slut, sweet boy. Thank the seven you’re a loyal puppy, else I’d have to drag you off anyone who made your needy, slutty dick hard.” His eyes scrunched up, mouth falling open to weakly protest, which was more of a weak moan.

You pressed your lips under his pulsing jaw, sucking a little mark. Just so everyone knew your pretty puppy was taken. Criston’s hips stuttered, cock shooting a little. He panted, “Closecloseclose!,” while desperately swallowing down little sobs. You purred, “I know Criston, you’re s’full, wanna feel you paint me.”

Another gorgeous pitchy and broken cry filled the room. “There we go, that’s my little slutty baby, yess!” He sobbed softly, fucking your thigh until he was raw and you had to remove the needy thing. Until he was clinging to your frame again, babbling about his love. You smirked and soothed the man, wondering how long it would take to ride his cock next. Couldn’t be that long.

[kenmjiro]

✩°｡⋆⸜ Headcanons pregnancy (TR MEN)

ஜ ˖ ࣪࿐ྂ Summary: how would you react the characters of Tokyo Revengers to tell her that she is pregnant with them?

⋆⸜ 🎧✮₊˚ Character; Baji, shinichiro, Mitsuya

𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ Keisuke Baji

It was a beautiful afternoon and with really nice weather so you and Baji decided to take a walk in the park closest to your home, you were holding hands when suddenly he stopped when he saw some little kittens in a box . who was under the shade of a tree

“Look y/n, I think they abandoned them!” He blurted out with low concern

You weren't really paying attention and not because you didn't care about them, just like Baji loves animals, but this time you were deep in your own thoughts: you knew you were pregnant and you were eager to tell Baji, but you wanted to tell him in one word. creatively, you wanted him to be totally surprised and that was the problem, you weren't creative at all.

Suddenly the sound of a ferocious cat's meow brought you out of your thoughts. The one who seemed to be the father of the kittens came out from the branches when he saw Baji approaching them.

“Wow, calm down little friend! “I just wanted to help you and your little babies.” Baji said sweetly while petting them.

Sometimes I didn't understand how the man who hit other kids for being sleepy could be so sweet. You smiled when you saw that scene where Baji was really moved to see how that cat took care of its babies.

“Is Kei okay? Has he scratched you?” Asked.

“No baby, he didn't. Look how cute he is!” He smiles, “and if I had, it would be fine, I think a father would do anything for his child and that means protecting them from strangers like me.” When he said that he became a little thoughtful. “I wish I could do that one day.”

His words took you by surprise. “Well, how convenient Keisuke, because our family is about to grow. “You blurted out with a proud tone and being a little mysterious.

"Hey? What do you mean precious? Are you telling me I can take one of them home? He responded innocently.

“No keisuke, I mean soon you will be able to take care of someone else” you took his hand and placed it on your belly.

"CHICK! Que?! WE WILL BE DADS!”He shouted and you nodded with tears in your eyes, he delicately took your face in his hands and gave you a tender smile "Thank you, beautiful" he said to kiss you intensely and then gave you a big smile again but this time accompanied by some tears “I PROMISE YOU I WILL BE THE BEST DAD!”

𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ Shinichiro Sano

Since you and Shinichiro were dating, you always used to talk about how excited you would be to be able to start a family together; They talked about the names they would give them and the number of children they each wanted to have, although Shinichiro wanted a whole crowd, he was aware of and respected the number you wanted. They talked for a long time about the topic and today, finally, that day had arrived.

You guided a blindfolded shinichiro towards the entrance to his workshop. “Walk a little more to the left shin” you asked him.

“Ouch! What was that? “You led me towards a tree?!” He responded by complaining.

“Sorry, I was making sure you weren't really looking,” you laughed, “but now we're in the right place, are you ready?” You told him as you slowly began to remove the blindfold.

“Honey, why did you bring me to the workshop?” He told you as he turned to you to see something disconnected.

“Wait until you see what I have prepared shin.”

You opened the automatic curtain of the workshop, gradually revealing his beloved motorcycle, except that this time it was adorned with two helmets on the seat; one was the well-known shinichiro helmet but... what about the other? It was much smaller than his and looked a little childish.

It took a couple of seconds for his brain to put all the pieces together and understand the meaning of what he was seeing. As he did so he opened his eyes in surprise and froze for a moment “IS THAT WHAT I THINK I AM WEIGHING?!” He said shouting with excitement, showing a big smile on his face.

"YEAH! YOU WILL BE DAD!" You counted with the same emotion.

“I WILL FINALLY BE A DAD! Well, WE WILL BE PARENTS!” He said as he carried you around and kissed your cheeks at the same time. “Thank you y/n! You make me so happy."

𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ Takashi Mitsuya

It was an ordinary morning. The sound of his loud alarm was present in the room. Takashi began to move between the sheets. He refused to open his eyes, but the noise of said alarm irritated him. He half-opened his eyes and the rays of the sun that leaked through the curtain reminded him that he should get up to go. to work; he stretched out his arm to turn off the annoying alarm and be able to sleep for a few more minutes, or at least that's what he planned until he heard a strange sound coming out of the bathroom. If apparently it was you vomited

He hurriedly got out of bed and hurried into the bathroom. “My love, what's wrong? “Is she sick?” He said as he looked worried, he leaned close to you and helped you clean yourself.

“Maybe we went a little overboard with dinner last night, we ate a little more than usual! Does your stomach hurt? ”He questioned helping you stand up.

“I don't think it's dinner…” you blurted out hesitantly.

"No? “So what do you think it was?” He asked even more worried, your health has always been very important to him.

“Taka… it's not the first time he's vomited these last few days and well, actually… all week I've had terrible nausea.” You responded shyly and a little blushing.

Mitsuya's eyes widened. “Do you think you...?” He asked to which you nodded your head with a knowing smile. You barely finished speaking when he ran out, still in his pajamas, to buy a pregnancy test at the pharmacy.

“Is Y/n pregnant?” He thought, his eyes shining as he questioned such a probability “I could have a cute little baby with my y/n” He smiled instantly as he mentalized the image of you with his child in your arms. She took the various pregnancy tests that were on the store shelf and hurried back home.

When he arrived he went up the stairs with the evidence in his hand. “I'm here! I brought 3 different tests! The best and most effective according to the lady at the pharmacy” you smiled when you perceived his excitement, you took them and entered the bathroom.

Minutes later they were both sitting on the floor of the room, with their hands intertwined waiting for the result, he had set a timer for the three tests, they would wait until everyone was ready to see the results; When the first one sounded they both turned to see each other.

“Well, that's the first one, let's see it and then check the others? I honestly can't wait to know my love,” he said impatiently.

“OK! Ready Taka? Let's count up to 3” you proposed and preceded to count.

“A-”he interrupted you.

“TWO THREE!” she said quickly, “YAAA!” He shouted with excitement.

Mitsuya took the test and was perplexed when he saw it “Taka? Hey, don't tell me that n-”

“POSITIVE! WE WILL BE DADS!” He said, pounced on you, filling your face with loving kisses.

“WE WILL BE TAKASHI DADS!!” You repeated excitedly, she got up from the floor and carried you in her arms bridal style, she began to kiss you again, giving it light and careful turns in the air.

“NOW WE WILL BE THREE MY LOVE!” She laid you down on the bed and kissed you on the lips again, this time in a more intense way, she slowly went down your neck, finally leaving your abdomen. “You make me the happiest man in the world y/n,” she said, leaving one last loud kiss on your stomach. “Correction, you make me the happiest man in the world.”

[disappointmentofthefam]

Love? Love. (part 7)

Andy Barber x Reader

warnings- smut, blowjob , daddy kink, fluff

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read previous part here:

The warm glow of the sun through the huge windows in Andy's bedroom cause y/n to stir awake.

Andy's bedroom.

She suddenly became more aware of the heavy weight resting on her waist, holding her closely from behind.

Andy's arm.

Careful not to wake him, she turned her body around to face him, seeing him sleep like a baby.

Andy's snores.

Any girl would foolishly fall in love with the sight y/n was enjoying. But a smart girl like her doesn't fall in love, no.

Girls like her walk into love, with their eyes wide open, holding the hand of the man they choose.

Is this what this is? Is this finally the treacherous path of the infamous L-word?

Is this love? She thinks to herself.

Andy pulls her closer, their naked chests now pressed up against each other under the silky (and probably expensive) sheets.

"You'll squish me to death, you big old man!"

"Oh sweetheart," Andy smiles, "i agree with the 'big' part but calling me old is just mean." He kisses her hair, "Didn't this 'old man' make you cum on his face last night."

y/n blushes at his crude words and playfully pushes herself away from him just enough to roll her eyes at him.

Andy enjoys the way her breath hitches and her cheeks turn pink.

"Tell me angel, who was it screaming last night? 'OH OH RIGHT THERE FUCK DON'T STOP-"

She hits his chest and hides her face back into his chest,

"you're so mean," she pouts.

Andy's expression turns soft as he lifts her face and strokes her hair, gently threading his fingers, wanting to savor the feeling blooming in a place in his heart, which he never knew existed.

Love? Is this Love?

He kisses the pout off of her face,

"You are a pretty girl, y/n, but you look like a miracle in the morning."

He closes his eyes and hugs her to his chest once again, "I could get used to this."

"I'm not sure about this Mr. Barber, you snore a lot," She teases him, which earns her a smack on her ass.

Andy holds the back of her neck and brings her mouth to his, kissing her. He alternates between small licks and bites on her lips.

The two of them spend the morning tangled with each other, taking each other's hands and walking down the path of the sweet and savory, the intricate yet simple 'L-word'.

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Hours later, y/n is sat on Andy's lap, facing him but not being able to look into his eyes. Not when he wasn't wearing a shirt!

Damn you, Andrew! Why do you have to be so hot and half naked!

He is all but amused at the sight before him, his girl, being all cute and flustered, "What's the matter, sweetheart? What's gotten your smart little mouth so quiet?"

"Uhh....um...it's hard to look at you...."

Andy's mouth opens in feign shock, "Are you calling me ugly?"

"NO!....No, you're.... you're absolutely delicious looking." She stammers. "But.....i can't look at you for too long."

"Why, angel?" He lifts her chin to force her eyes onto his.

"Because.... I .....I.. haven't felt this way before....."

"I promise, angel, I feel it too...",He takes her hand and kisses it ever so delicately before placing it on his chest, right where his heart is under, "right here."

This unspoken yet loud confession gives y/n some confidence and she rakes her nails down his firm chest.

Feeling Andy shudder under her actions, she moves with a newfound boldness as her lips reach for his neck and leave wet, open mouthed kisses.

"Y/n, baby," He pants, his chest rising and falling rapidly. "My resolve is hanging by a thread.....if only you knew how i plan to ruin my innocent little angel."

"Then do it." Y/n starts rocking her hips against his growing hard-on.

"I don't want to rush you." His hands stop y/n's hips as a serious expression crosses his face.

y/n bites his ear lobe as she whispers, "I'm starting to think that you're all words no play.....maybe i'd be better off with a 'limpy and lacking frat bo-AAH!

The feeling of Andy's fingers punishingly pinching her nipples makes her yelp.

"Say that again, I fucking dare you," Andy growls and takes her his shirt off of her and sucks a hardened nipple into his mouth.

"You....AH......You're all words Mr. Barber." She manages to croak out in-between moans.

Andy gives her nipple an unforgiving nip with his teeth as his hand harshly twists the other one.

He lets go of her with a loud and lewd pop.

"You want me to play with you, sweetheart?" He holds the back of her neck, "Alright then, we'll start by putting that dumb little mouth of your to work."

Before y/n's hazy mind can register Andy's words, he manhandles her into a kneeling position on the floor, her face being in level with his impossibly rock-hard cock.

He spreads his thighs and darkly chuckles at the dumbfounded expression on y/n's face, "Go on baby, take daddy's cock out."

All the boldness from earlier leaves y/n's body as she shifts on her knees on the hard floor and her eyes try to hide from Andy's intense gaze.

Noticing her discomfort, Andy picks up a cushion and throws it onto the floor beside y/n.

"Here, darlin', put it under your knees."

Ever the gentleman, Mr. Barber, ever the gentleman.

As y/n settles once again, Andy taps her face with his hands, "Come on baby, don't get all shy on me now."

Taking a deep breath, y/n pulls the band of his sweats down along with his underwear.

She gulps at the size of his cock. It's long and thick.

Andy groans as her soft hand wraps around him.

"Andy......" y/n shyly looks upto him.

"It's daddy right now." Andy speaks in an authoritative tone, "You'll call me daddy while we play. Understand?"

"Yes"

"Yes what?"

"Yes daddy."

The hold Andy has on y/n has her positively dripping with need.

"Daddy......um", her voice is sweet, a stark contrast to the dirty position she was in, "i have never done this before."

"Really sweetheart?" The fact that y/n is completely untouched gets Andy off in a taboo manner, not that he would ever admit.

"Mhm....can you teach me how to do it?" she blinks up at him innocently.

That fucking look.

The way she looked at him sweetly while stroking his cock slowly was definitely going to kill him.

His sweet angel, being a filthy slut, just for him.

Andy cups her face and leans down to kiss her lips, "I'll teach you how, but you promise to tell me to stop if you don't feel comfortable."

"I promise, daddy."

"Good girl," He hold her hair into a makeshift ponytail as he guides her mouth towards his aching cock.

She parts her lips and slowly sucks on the head on his cock.

Andy closes his eyes and throws his head back in pleasure,"You're doing so good, baby, so so good," He pushes her mouth to take more of his length,"You can take it, angel, just breath through it."

As y/n takes as much of his cock in her mouth as she can, her mouth drools and her eyeline is laced with tears.

Andy bucks his hips forward, causing her to choke and sputter around him.

He pulls out of her mouth, leaning down to place a kiss on her lips.

The tenderness of his actions are contrasting, choking her on his dick for a moment and kissing her tears away the next.

Y/n looks up at him with hooded and lustful eyes, "I want it again, daddy."

Andy almost comes alone at her words.

Fuck Andrew! Stopstopstopstop! don't cum yet like a teenager having his first blowjob

He once again pushes himself into her mouth.

This time, y/n hollows her cheeks and sets a steady pace of licking, sucking and occasionally moaning around his dick.

The blubbering and squelching sounds of y/n pleasuring her man echo around the room.

Andy holds her head once again, taking control of her movements.

"Take it sweetheart..." he shoves his cock deeper into her throat making her gag, "breath through your nose.....there you go... good girl."

"You like it when daddy fucks your disrespectful little mouth, don't you."

y/n can only moan around him in response which makes Andy increase the pace.

"Gonna cum in your mouth, angel. You're gonna be a good girl and swallow for me. Understand?"

A few more pumps later, Andy cums into her mouth.

Perfection.

He marvels at the sight of his filthy angel, with cum dribbling out of her mouth while she tries to swallow as much as she can.

Her tits on display as she kneels before him and takes it all like a good girl.

His good girl.

Andy pulls her up on the couch and holds her panting body close, whispering sweet praises into her ears and kissing her tenderly.

y/n's lips curve into a mischievous smile, "So....daddy huh?"

He shakes his head as he chuckles, "Yes angel, dirty little girls like you need a daddy."

"Well, fitting title for your age-"

OH THIS BRATTY SHE-DEVIL

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Author's note-sorry for not updating, my grandfather died and i'm fine but it was hectic for a while.

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[satorsra]

Here, Kitty Kitty

wc: 625

notes: first post!! i am so scared LOL but anyways, i'm in love with satoru and cats. and both of em together. enjoy :3

💌.ೃ࿐

“Hello sweet baby! I missed you!” The meow you got in response to your exaggerated baby voice should’ve been a clear indication of who you were talking to as you stepped in through the door. Your pet kitty of course.

Poor little Satoru didn’t get that. Or he did and chose to ignore it. Who knows.

He runs downstairs to greet you at the door, stopping abruptly to dust himself off dramatically. “Hey baby! Missed you so much too!” He beams in a much similar voice that you used with your kitty.

What.

The confusion is short-lived though, you put the pieces together pretty quickly. Being with Satoru long enough, you’ve gotten pretty good at that.

His innocent greeting made you snort, deciding to play with him a bit.

“Oh, hi Satoru.” You smiled at him, too casually for his liking.

“Wha-” He cuts himself off with a frown. “Wow. So am I not your sweet baby? Did you not miss me?” He crosses his arms childishly. “Next you’re gonna tell me you don’t wanna give me a kiss.”

Your lover (who is very much a grown man!) makes it so hard not to make fun of him. It’s just too easy.

“Yeah, you’re right honestly.” You sigh nonchalantly, picking up your cat and walking into the living room with Satoru following you like a puppy. You plop down on the couch, burying your face in your cat’s soft fur and smothering her with kisses.

Satoru just stands infront of you, watching you bombard the feline with affection with his arms still crossed. Your eyes look up to meet his, gaze boring holes into you. “Do you need something? Other than some brown eye contacts, jeez-”

“Shut up!” He stifles a laugh at the familiar joke about his bright blue eyes that you often make. He’s gotta be serious if he wants to steal you away from the cat.

He points at the cat. “Gimme that.”

“No.”

“Why?”

“Because.”

“Because what?!” He’s starting to get impatient while you’re trying your best not to laugh.

“Because I missed her soo much. And look at how she’s cuddling with me, she missed me too.” You say with another kiss to her head.

“Okay? And? I missed you soo much as well!” He mocks your voice at the end there. “She isn’t special!” Rolling his eyes dramatically, he sits down next to you. 

“And…” He starts. “My cuddles are ten times better than hers. Don’t deny it.” Normally he would’ve said that with a cocky smile, but right now, he’s got on the cutest pout. There’s only so much you can pretend to be indifferent to your stupidly cute lover.

Placing kitty on the ground, you let her go. “Alright.” You say in defeat, shifting yourself on the couch to face towards him with your arms open to him. “Come on ‘Toru! C’mere!” If he was gonna be jealous over the cat, you’ll treat him like one.

He blinks a few times at you and pauses to think to himself. If I make fun of her right now, she’s gonna take it back. So he chooses the safer option and indulges you.

A sly smile forms on his face before he dives into your arms, head resting in the crook of your neck. “You’re so mean.”

You run your fingers through his hair. “You make it hard not to be mean to you, kitty.” You chuckle.

“Meanie.” He muffles against your skin, placing small kisses along your neck and collarbone.

“Yeah, yeah, I’m sorry.” You say as you place a kiss on his head and smile to yourself.

“I mean, you coulda just waited your turn for snuggles-”

“No.”

You’re definitely calling him Catoru from now on.

✎ bro is never beating the catoru allegations he's so kitty coded

[cosmerelists]

Why Every Stormlight Character Is Secretly A Cat

Or, you know, as many of them as I can fit into one reasonably sized list!

1. Kaladin: Likes to be high

Kaladin-Kitty: (purring happily on the very tallest cat tree ever)

Hapless Cat-Parent: Yup, he loves being tall!

Hapless Cat-Parent: Hardly ever touches the floor if he can help it!

2. Lift: Knows that YOUR food is simply better

Hapless Cat-Parent: S-Stop trying to steal my pancakes!

Hapless Cat-Parent: You HAVE food!

3. Lopen: Sometimes hurts people when he only meant to play around

Hapless Cat-Parent: Ow!! No biting!!!

Hapless Cat-Parent: I-It’s okay! You know I’ll protect you, even if you hurt me.

4. Lewshi: Likes to Play-Fight

Hapless Cat-Parent: Ha, ha yeah! Lewshi LOVES to wrestle with the other kitties.

Hapless Cat-Parent: Never with murderous intent, of course! She just loves a good play-fight!

5. Szeth: Can see ghosts

Szeth-Kitty: (staring unblinking at a spot across the room)

Hapless Cat-Parent: W-What do you see with your kitty eyes?!?

6. Syl: Sometimes gets the zoomies

Hapless Cat-Parent: Ha, yeah, she loves to race about like this!

Hapless Cat-Parent: Especially when it’s stormy out, for some reason.

7. Nale: Likes the hunt

Nale-Kitty: (laser-focused, butt wiggling)

Hapless Cat-Parent: That stuffed mouse will never escape you!

8. Renarin: Is autistic (since, you know, all cats are autistic)

Hapless Cat-Parent: I just don’t understand people who think cats are hard to read!

Hapless Cat-Parent: All we gotta do is pay attention to your body language, huh, bud?

9. Rock: Knows the importance of cooking

Hapless Cat-Parent: Making biscuits again, huh?

10. Shallan: SUCH a little faker sometimes

Shallan: (the most mournful of kitty cries)

Hapless Cat-Parent: Y-You can’t trick me! I KNOW I already fed you!!

11. Tien: Brings you presents when you’re sad

Hapless Cat-Parent: B-brought me another rock, huh?

Hapless Cat-Parent: Thanks, buddy. I love it.

12. Stormfather: Knocks things over and pretends it wasn’t his fault

Hapless Cat-Parent: H-Hey! Did you knock EVERYTHING off my shelf?!

Stormfather-Kitty: (innocently cleaning his tail)

Hapless Cat-Parent: Uh-HUH.

13. Pattern: Will cockblock you at any opportunity

Romantic Partner: Uh, your cat’s creepy, unblinking gaze is kinda killing the mood here.

Hapless Cat-Parent: Yeah...he does that.

14. Sebarial: Knows the importance of conserving your energy

Hapless Cat-Parent: Napping in the sunshine, huh?

Hapless Cat-Parent: You sure live the good life.

15. Rlain: Changes forms when he needs to

Hapless Cat-Parent: Wow! You’re all poofed up!

Hapless Cat-Parent: You look so big and scary! That dog outside is definitely intimidated. 

16. Rysn: Is not afraid to jump from very high places

Hapless Cat-Parent: Ha ha! Thank goodness cats always land on their feet!

(I’m sorry)

17. Moash: Does NOT accept that humans should be in charge

Hapless Cat-Parent: Oh sweet Moash-kitty, sometimes you stare at me like you’re plotting my demise.

Hapless Cat-Parent: ...Sometimes I think I’m lucky you don’t have thumbs.

18. Cord: “Father, I crave violence.”

19. Navani: A very curious kitty

Hapless Cat-Parent: Yes, yes, I know you must sniff every one of these groceries.

Hapless Cat-Parent: Such an investigative little kitty!

20. Jasnah: Respect must be earned

Human Amaram: I am COVERED in SCRATCHES

Hapless Cat-Parent: You can’t force a cat to like you, you know.

21. Venli: Can’t decide what she wants

Venli-kitty: (mournful meows)

Hapless Cat-Parent: Oh? You want the door open?

Venli-kitty: (mournful meows)

Hapless Cat-Parent: O-Oh? You want it closed now?

Venli-kitty: (ever more mournful meows)

Hapless Cat-Parent: Make up your mind, already!

22. Eshonai: Adapts to communicate with humans

Hapless Cat-Parent: Huh! It says here that adult cats only meow to communicate with humans!

Hapless Cat-Parent: ...Is that your excuse for singing the song of your people every morning at 3:00am, then?

23. Elhokar: Pretends it was all on purpose

Hapless Cat-Parent: Hanging upside down from a claw snag again, huh?

Hapless Cat-Parent: Yes, yes, I’m sure you meant to do that.

24. Dalinar: HATES closed doors

Dalinar-Kitty: (vigorous scratching)

Hapless Cat-Parent: Yes, yes, I’d hate to interrupt your journey to the bathroom.

25. Teft: Shows affection by staying at your side

Hapless Cat-Parent: You’re so sweet, Teft-kitty.

Hapless Cat-Parent: You may be grumpy, but you’re always sitting next to me when I’m sad.

26. Thaidakar: Best not to let him get out

Hapless Cat-Parent: Ha, ha, of COURSE I don’t let my cat outside!

Hapless Cat-Parent: Thaida-kat would destroy the whole ecosystem if he got out.

27. Adolin: Looks great in his little outfits

Adolin-kitty: (purring contentedly)

Hapless Cat-Parent: Yeah, and ever since I put him in that little sweater, he won’t let me take it off!

Hapless Cat-Parent: Such a fashion icon.

[rodolfoparras]

MERRY CHRISTMAS SWEETIE! (And happy holidays in general 🫶)

I ENDED UP NAMING MY PRECIOUS BOY MILO LIKE YOU SUGGESTED! (My Soon to be giant kitty) HE’S GETTING BIGGER ALREADY! AS I WRITE THIS HES CURLED UP WITH ME HAVING A NAP

It’s now stuck in my head that price was the stereotypical type of guy who said he doesn’t want a cat/cats and wouldn’t participate in caring for ‘the little bugger under any conditions’. but ended up getting one for Christmas as a gift from the 141 (I couldn’t chose who this is just in my head and I need to ramble) and to no one’s surprise it became like his child. He’d come home to a little furry bundle weaving around his feet and meowing at him, letting it sleep on his pillow up next to his head and buying it its own presents for special occasions.

That’s my little ramble for the week, Mwah!

-🎸 anon

HELLO 3937:7 I AM SO HONORED SUGAR😭😭 idk why but milo is such a sweet and pretty name and definitely fits ur little baby that will grow into the sweetest AND prettiest boy😌🫶🏻

Hear me out bc I love love love this so much

Let’s say soap picked up a stray took it home back to base and it’s an old chubby feisty little gray cat

While the rest of 141 are getting familiar with the cat price had yet to find out about him because he’d been out on a mission so when Price walks in and goes to sit on his favorite couch he sees an uninvited guest sitting on the spot and price is like what is that ?;?; and soaps acting all innocent like that’s a cat sir and price is like I know that what is it doing in here and soaps like sir we found him outside can we please keep him and price is looking at the rest of 141 for back up but they’re either avoiding his gaze or petting the cat and he’s like fuck me.. alright but keep that thing out of the kitchen and out of my chair and gaz is like his name is Leo and price is like don’t care if I see a single hair in my food all four of you are getting kicked out

So that’s when 141 decide to keep him but price is still very cautious around leo

Leo calls out to price bc he wants pets and price is like nope forget it and leaves the area entirely one time he almost sat directly on top of leo bc he was hiding under a pillow on the couch price jumped so high he’s sure his soul left his body and ever since then he lifts every pillow and check to make sure that he doesn’t squish leo to death with his Voluptuous ass

One night it’s pouring outside and price just happens to look at the spot where leo usually rests and he notices that he isn’t there and he’s thinking to himself he can’t be out there its pouring outside and he scrolls through Channels and tries to think about something else but he can’t help but notice how strong the wind is blowing and he’s cursing under his breath as he walks up to the door, opens it and in flies leo soaked to the bone before he goes to warm up next to one of the old elements and he’s talking to leo like why would even go outside in this weather he’d quickly stop when he realizes he’s basically talking to himself here

Leo starts relying on price to open doors for him when he sneaks out and every time price will scold him like a child before realizing how ridiculous he sounds and one time when he opens the door for Leo, the cat comes up to him asking for pets and he’s like no no you’re wet- (heavy sigh) you don’t really listen do you? He’d said before petting leo gently

[toxicanonymity]

corey being little meow meow

+fluffing his hair

amusement park date with our sweet little meowmeow

Imagine you and Corey go to a theme park as one of your first dates. He's enthusiastic about the amusements, which is adorable, but you know he would be just as excited to be anywhere else, as long as he’s with you.  He’s made that much clear. 

Each time you greet each other he’s  smiling shyly and adjusting his glasses but his eyes are absolutely beaming.  At the beginning of each date, you’ve both been nervously excited.  Without fail, you’re both cozy and giddy by the time you say goodbye.  At this point, the excited nerves still return after not seeing each other for a few days. 

You ride the most intense roller coaster, and he's screaming and laughing the whole time and instinctually grabs your hand for the first time. As the cart slows to a stop his hair is even fluffier than before.  He looks at your hands clasped together and blushes shyly.  Your hand is so much smaller than his. You interlace your fingers so he  can know his affection is reciprocated. 

When you get off the coaster, he's a little dizzy and slightly stumbles into you.  You steady him and walk him to a bench.  He rests his head on your shoulder and you hold him as he regains his balance.  He nuzzles his hair and nose and wraps his massive arms around you.  You trace his large, sculpted knuckles.

You sit on the bench much longer than necessary, until the sun is setting.  You talk about dreams, family, goals, and share long moments of silence.  You feel so warm inside even though your body is chilly.  He notices you’re cold and takes off his large trucker jacket and gives it to you.  You can see his bulky arms even better now through his henley. The top buttons separate slightly from the broadness of his chest.

You go to the Haunted Mansion ride, which winds through a dimly lit indoor canal.  He leans his curly head against yours, and you softly kiss him on the cheek in the dark. There's a sparkle in his eyes, even behind his glasses, even in the dark.  

The exit of the ride is approaching, and before the moment is gone, he kisses you on the lips softly and sweetly.  You cup his strong jaw in your hand, then softly thumb his plush cheek as you kiss him back.  When you pull away, the light is creeping in from outside and you can see he’s blushing like mad.  You kiss his cheek again and fluff his hair.  He blushes more and silently giggles. He smiles widely and rests his temple against yours.  

For the rest of the date, you can’t keep your eyes off each other, and you melt when he blushes.  You also can't keep your hands off each other -- in the cozy and cuddly way, that is. It's pretty innocent for now, but deep down, you can feel the heat turning up. You try to enjoy the purity of this time, because you know it won’t last for long, but you’re even more excited for what comes next.  

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[kaiser1ns]

#. SMITTEN BY KITTENS

featuring 𝗶𝘁𝗼𝘀𝗵𝗶 𝘀𝗮𝗲 𝘅 𝗳𝗲𝗺!𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿

fluff. CAT DAD SAE. the cat distribution system finally chose you, and sae wasn't so happy about it.

As you walk alongside with your boyfriend, words flowing about the new movie you watched. Sae listens to your rambling, of course, dropping a comment here and there saying how the movie was lukewarm and a waste of money, but you like spending his money and he doesn't have anything on else to spend it so, fair enough.

Your story trails off into a comfortable silence, Sae glances at you, but you’re no longer by his side. Frowning, he looks behind him and sees you crouched down on the sidewalk, playing with a group of stray kittens. They purr and nuzzle against your hands, their tiny bodies pressed close to the ground. Suddenly, they scatter, darting behind a nearby cupboard.

"Sae, you just scared them away!" you pout, making gentle motions with your hand to coax the kittens back.

"I do not care. Get up, you said you were hungry." always so grumpy and nonchalant. "I'm not anymore! But they might be. Go buy them some baby cat food!" You sit stubbornly on the sidewalk, your eyes pleading.

"No."

"Pretty please!"

"No," he repeats firmly, but you huff and stand up, determined to feed the little animals.

"Fine, I will go, and you stay here with them." Before he can protest, you’re already heading towards the nearest store. The midfielder watches you go, torn between irritation and a resigned affection. He mutters something about not wanting to deal with your grumpy mood afterwards.

As he stands there, he feels a soft touch against his leg. Looking down, he sees one of the kittens rubbing against him. He frowns, leaning down to shoo it away, but then another kitten appears, and another, until he is surrounded by seven tiny furballs. They meow up at him, eyes wide with innocent curiosity about the new human.

Just then, you return, a small bag of cat food in hand. "Okay, my sweet little babies, here’s the foo—" You stop, overwhelmed by the scene in front of you. Sae usually so composed, is encircled by kittens, their little bodies pressing against his legs.

"Sae~I didn’t know you decided to be their dad. That makes me so proud as their mother," you tease, your eyes twinkling with particularly a heart shape in them.

"Shut up and get them away from me," he grumbles, though there's a softness in his eyes as he looks at you.

With a laugh, you kneel down, opening the bag and pouring some food out for the kittens. They rush towards it, their tiny purrs filling the air. Your boyfriend and now a cat dad, watches you, a big smile on your face as you look at your babies.

Maybe he didn't listen to your movie story, but moments like these were out from a rom-com. "Come on, now. Let's go home and shower, if you have fleas, you stay and sleep with them."

That's funny because the seven kittens are going to sleep with you two in your apartment. He wondered why you left in the middle of the night, and you said something about the cat distribution system finally choosing you. Well, he didn't expect to become a dad so soon, but there's a first time for everything, and giving a bath to little kitties was one thing to check on the to-do list. "You are going to be the death of me..." Well, you're lucky that he loves you.

©2024 kaiser1ns do not copy, repost or modify my work

[unavernales]

while noori meows and purrs for the attention of the waiter, serghei pulls his kitten flush to his side. the dhampir is well aware of the fact that, true to his nature, noori loved to toy with his prey. whether it be serghei or the waiter or both, noori found delight in the press of his claws and teeth, drawing blood calculatingly but not fatally. serghei adores it. although his grumblings and temper would have others believing the contrary, the dhampir was a sucker for noori's sadism. his sweet, deadly kitten. such things only made serghei want to spoil him further.

"chardonnay," he tells the waiter once he's pressed a kiss behind noori's ear.

"would you like that aged, sir?" the waiter doesn't even dare let his eyes wander to farrah or aaron, deathly afraid of serghei's wrath.

"fresh." he liked how noori tasted when he drank the fruitier, sweeter stuff. and serghei was intent on ravishing noori once the date was over. he loved when noori wore all his little trinkets and gold. looked the prettiest under the lighting of serghei's master bedroom in nothing but precious metal and diamonds. the thought alone makes serghei tease fingers at the waistband of noori's pants. he had been disappointed that noori hadn't worn shorts-- or something that flashed a little more skin-- but it would no doubt get him in a sour mood because he hated the thought of anyone seeing parts of noori that were meant only for serghei.

as the waiter gave serghei a small menu and reassurances that the drinks would be out as soon as possible, farrah thumbs over aaron's cheek with a small pout. she knows that serghei is irrationally harsh without much provocation, nevermind when it came to his faux sister. aaron was taking it well, though, and the blonde knows that he's enduring it all just to make her happy. she chases his lips for another quick kiss and leans in to whisper into aaron's ear.

"i want you to cum in all of my holes at the end of the night." her voice is light and promising, and she pulls away with a giggle. sensing tomfoolery afoot, serghei successfully kicks her under the table with a steel toed boot. she jolts, hissing in pain before picking up the nearest thing (a fork) and throwing it at him. serghei, feigning innocence, dodges and rips the fork out of the plush seating behind him.

"what the fuck is the matter with you?" serghei asks, all too knowledgeable on what the fuck is the matter with farrah.

farrah looks to noori. "he's so fucking annoying. how do you deal with him?"

"stop being dramatic and figure out what goddamn salad you're going to eat," serghei retorts and tosses the menu the young dhampir's way.

it was always a salad with farrah. at least, it had been in the past. her loser exes had always steered her towards the lighter options. always treated her like she was some barbie doll that they needed to upkeep. as if a decent meal would render her unloveable. it was something that pissed serghei off to no end. however, he cannot help but notice that farrah has color in her cheeks that isn't makeup. a lively look in her eyes and a decent amount of meat on her bones. she was eating. regularly. dhampirs didn't need to eat, and she had been purposefully starved at the beginning of her turning, so she had horrid habits when it came to food. just because they had no need to eat to survive didn't mean that food wasn't good for them. serghei ate regularly to keep up strength and appearances. it seemed as if farrah was finally feeding herself (or being fed) properly.

so it is no less than shocking for farrah to look at the menu with genuine curiosity.

"ooooh, beef ribs sounds pretty good, yeah?" she muses and looks to aaron. not necessarily for validation, but simply for input. "but i don't like asparagus..."

serghei's brow furrows, watching them talk. watching farrah talking to her boyfriend about eating meat.

unavernales​:

“a successful boxer…” serghei hums moreso to himself. the dhampir takes another puff of his cigar. then it would be easy to find information on him. if aaron was successful, then surely he had some sort of public profile. if not, then his files were somewhere out there. for a price. videos of fights. interviews. medical information, diagnoses, possible penalties… serghei would have to look into it when the night was over. too bad he didn’t have the patience or interest in human sport. maybe he’d have a better arsenal to grill aaron with. “and now you film yourself lifting heavy stuff at the gym, yeah?” leave it to farrah to fall in love with a fucking vlogger. why couldn’t she meet someone in a normal line of work? a mercenary or a drug lord? “i invited farrah. she brought you as a plus one. thank her.” he looks over to the dhampir in question, amused and perhaps even pleased at the fact that she and noori were chatting rather than throwing punches. when he feels noori’s claws dig into the flesh of his own thigh his face remains unfazed. serghei does, however, sneak a hand under noori’s shirt to pinch hard and mean near the flesh of his rib. if they were alone, he’d have tugged at his kitten’s nipple til he was mewling or spanked him raw.

“i’m an entrepeneur.” the easiest explanation. “investments and shit.” at least aaron could keep eye contact. none of farrah’s exes could hold serghei’s gaze.

“ooooooh~” farrah’s eyes shine with interest at seeing those beautiful claws. with the gentleness of a curator, farrah takes his hand and examines closely. “i have, like, one client who’s got this kinda stuff.” farrah isn’t sure what that particular client was, only that she left hefty tips and only saw farrah. out of habit, she begins to massage noori’s fingers and palm as they talk. “they’re so pretty! i would, like, totally love to paint your nails. i could make some super cute designs–” she gasps, looking to aaron in excited epiphany. “cheetah print! oh my god.” the blonde is making a mental note to schedule noori in for a manicure asap!! a giggle follows the cat’s observation of farrah’s own nails. she had done them just earlier that day, wanting to look extra pretty for the double date. pink, sparkly, and stiletto. “oh my god, do you guys have sex, in like, missionary?” her voice lowers conspiratorially. “that’s so romantic. i like getting fucked from behind, but–”

“fucking hell. can we keep the fuckin’ conversation civilized? i’m not tryin’ to puke before i get a fuckin’ entree, yeah?” serghei cuts farrah off abruptly. farrah responds fearlessly with a sneer and a mocking of his thick romanian accent. reduced now to a couple of children, serghei goes to kick her in the shin under the table, which she deflects with a pointed heel to his ankle.

“i’m gonna plant a car bomb in your stupid, ugly bugatti–” farrah’s threat is interrupted by wait staff clearing his throat.

“mr. zugravescu. would you like something for your table?” eyes are trained fiercely on serghei and serghei alone. the staff here had learned that looking at noori would get them in deep shit. serghei straightens out and so does farrah, who flips her blonde hair back and is back to her typical barbie self.

“a bottle of bourbon. and a strawberry daiquiri. make it good.” the request is more of a demand. the waiter underlines something three times on his notepad. “you want something to drink, baby?” serghei turns to murmur in noori’s ear. farrah sputters out a laugh: endeared, horrified, and delighted by how serghei seems so whipped.

“you doin’ okay?” farrah mouths to aaron as she fiddles with his bangs.

There is loads and loads of dirt to dig up on Aaron, the male is aware of that. But he has been honest with Farrah, told her everything about him. So whatever Serghei would find from him, Farrah would most likely already know. His anger issues had gotten the best of him many times, wrong friends at some point of his life, abuse families. Boxing had saved him and after loosing that and not having anyone, it seemed like Farrah once more saved him. “Past tense. I was making a stupid decision that cut my career short.”At least his professional, the days where there was nothing but praise for the champion., when his name was celebrated for getting some gold medals for the states. His head tilts slightly and he has to admit he doesn’t like the way this guy talks about his job, the one he was doing so proudly. “Yes, I get recorded lifting stuff in the gym.” But there was no need to correct this guy. He seemed like that kind of person that found a lot of fun about making people  seem insecure with their achievements. The faint smile was turning into Aaron pressing his mouth into a thin line. “Thank you for inviting Farrah.” He had no issue with rephrasing it. He, for a fact, knew he wasn’t welcome and he was doing this for Farrah only, which he pulled just the tiniest bit closer into his side. His gaze only shortly moves over to the males boyfriend since he heard a tiny wincing noise, but noticing a grin on the cats lips, there seems to be no need to worry and so he is back to watching Serghei. He was doing conversation, after all, no matter how uncomfortable it made him feel. God he wanted the ground to open and swallow him, he was feeling small and something like mediocre. Having his girlfriend burst out into excitement is a welcomed change and it has Aaron chuckle softly while placing a kiss into her hair, a gesture that has Noori smirk. 

He doesn’t mind his hand held by Farrah, the massage to his fingers felt actually pretty nice and adds to the relaxing effect the catnip had on him. He didn’t have much of it, just the tiniest hint to make a double date not seem like the stupidest idea ever. “Cheetah print?” He’s amused, as if Farrah had seen the fuzzy leopard print coat he had worn when coming in here. For now he was just in all black, which was a rather subtle look next to his somewhat extravagant partner. Black turtleneck shirt, suits pants, golden belt and jewelry. Earrings, necklace, bracelets. He was wearing it all. “Maybe not all of them but I could for sure see some cheetah print involved.” Oh he liked that Farrah girl. She was refreshing, a little force, like a tornado. “I love to be missionary when he chokes me.” Both his brows raise once the bickering starts and he finds himself watching Serghei with an amused expression on his face. He’s watching.. god he loves situation like this, when people were at their throats. It was great entertainment, but they get distracted and so he is beaming at the waiter, trying to get his attention. It was a game to him. Would or would he not risk looking at him. The cat sat up straighter, pushing longer strands of brown hair from his face, mumbling things like: “Hey, waiter man, hey..” But the guy seems to be briefed perfectly. Oh Serghei, sweet possessive Serghei. His attention is back at Serghei and he turns his head shortly to nuzzle his nose against his cheek. “Chardonnay. “ Sometimes he is just saying fancy things for the sake of it. He didn’t care much about what wine would be served but to say chardonnay sounded so much nicer than asking for a bottle of white wine, wasn’t it? 

Aaron welcomed the distraction, he was exhaling quietly. Lots of air that needed to leave his body for the moment, making him sink a little in his seat. God.. he wasn’t sure if this was going well at all. He’s looking over at her and while his gaze screams something like please get me out of here, he finds himself smiling instead, nodding, reassuring her. “Of course.” He’s leaning in to steal a quick kiss. 

[lunarmoonanons]

Cat Magnetism

🌕 🌖 🌗 🌘 🌑 🌒 🌓 🌔 🌕

Quirk: Cat Magnetism

YN’s quirk is the strange attraction that brings cats to her automatically. Like a magnet effect that makes cats drawn to her. This quirk can’t be turned off by YN. It has a radius of 15 meters. No matter where YN is, the cats will find their way to be around her or on her, even if the doors and windows are locked.

YN cannot control the cats or command them. But they do feel affection for her.

🌕 🌖 🌗 🌘 🌑 🌒 🌓 🌔 🌕

YN opened her eyes as the sun illuminated her resting figure. Her hair was splayed around her pillow, eyes slightly crusted at the sides, and a heavy fluffy weight sat loafed on her chest. YN smiled, not needing to look down to know that the purring mass on her body was the neighborhood cat “Junes” napping on her. Bringing a hand to rest on his back, YN started to sit up and lean back on her headboard, much to the unhappy meow of Junes.

“I know, I know. But I need to actually get up.” YN sighed and looked around her room, like usual there were cats all over the room. All in various positions of relaxation.

It was like this every morning. Even though she was required by her landlord to lock the windows to at least try to keep the cats out of the building. But they would find their way inside, all feeling a compulsion to be around her. This morning she counted at least 20 cats around her room. None of them bothered to get up as she began her morning routine.

The cats only seemed to follow her when she entered her kitchen, respectfully leaving some cat food out for them. A large orange cat purred on her table as she enjoyed her coffee, her fluffy body vibrating as YN absentmindedly scratched behind her ear. YN’s day began as she made her way out the door toward her job.

Walking down the street, cats would either follow her or turn their attention to her. A circle radius of cats somewhat surrounded her, as YN got closer to the center.

~~~~

YN really loved her job. She was a counselor for children who needed therapy. Her specific therapy involved the cats she would attract for them to cuddle and play with. Helping them with sensory issues, or ptsd, or any ailment that needed them.

Her gym room had it’s windows and doors opened to the outside, instantly her presence called the cats from the center and outside indoors. Slowly her children started to make their way in as well. Each finding a furry companion to play with or cuddle. Some kids had begun to open up to each other and play together. But some others stay away in corners, not ready for such excitement. YN did her job to talk with them, counsel them, and give them a safe space.

There was a new face in one of the corners, a small girl with a cute little horn and pretty red eyes playing with a small black kitten. She looked scared and lonely, such a sweet tiny thing. YN made her way over to the girl, crouching down in front of her.

“Hi there sweetie. My name is YN, I see that you made friends with sniper here.” YN smiled at the girl. She didn’t look up, continuing to pet the kitten’s small fuzzy face.

“I’m impressed that you got sniper to warm up to you so quickly. He’s been so closed off that we began to get worried that he’d never make any friends.” The small girl looked up at YN. “He lost his mommy at a young age, and we had to rescue him from a bad man. But it all worked out. Now he’s made a new friend in you.”

This caused the girl to smile down at the cat. Giving him a tiny peck on the stop of his delicate head.

“Now that you know my name and sniper’s name, may we know your name?” YN gently prodded.

“.....Eri. My name is Eri.”

Now that was a familiar name. YN was caught up on the news about the Hassaikai Incident, and the innocent child that was saved. A few days ago, there was a call made to the center, informing of a new child that would come. When Eraserhead made that call, people became worried about the possible safety of the child. YN was the only worker who volunteered to take her under their wing.

“Well Eri, would you like to play with the other children? Or rather stay here and play with sniper?” Eri thought it over, before pulling sniper closer to her. YN rightfully interpreted her anxiety, and placed a gentle hand on the girls.

“Okay, you can stay over here today. Then tomorrow we can try to get more comfortable with the other children. Is that okay?”

Eri gave a small nod.

~~~

When the day was coming to a close, and the children left with their parents, YN stayed behind longer with Eri as they waited for her guardian to show. The cats all slept around the room, sniper curled up in Eri’s arms. The conversation between the two was interrupted by the entrance of Eraserhead.

YN made her way to the pro hero, shaking his hand.

“You must be very proud of Eri. She’s a very sweet girl, and was able to get our little problem child sniper to open up.”

“Eri’s a very special girl. I’m glad she was able to make a friend.” Aizawa smiled slightly at the woman in front of him. YN talked about Eri taking sniper home with her. But as much as he was interested in talking to YN, his attention was caught by the crowd of cats surrounding them.

YN caught on the confused expression on Aizawa’s face, and laughed slightly.

“Oh that’s just my quirk. Cat’s seem to be attracted to my aura or something like that. It makes my job easy when the kids want something soft to cuddle.”

Eri came to stand beside Aizawa, holding his large hand with her tiny one.

“Can YN come over for dinner?” Eri asked sweetly. Aizawa looked down at the girl, then back at YN with an eyebrow slightly raised in question.

“Oh alright. I’ll come for dinner. But you can’t get mad at me, when 20 or more cats break their way into your home.” YN laughed, as she walked out with them. Striding beside Aizawa, as he chuckled.

“I think that we can manage that. I might just keep you around to fulfill my obsession and need.”

“Oh so you’re gonna use me?” YN teased.

“Absolutely. You have no choice. You’re officially stuck on my side.”

Shouta had always had a small crush on the counselor. She was kind, funny, and brought herds of cats. What more was there to love?

So the three made their way to his home, YN and Shouta laughed whilst getting to know each other better. Small sparks burning between each other.

When they finally found themselves at his door, Shouta held the door for his girl, his crush, and several cats that had been following them. The night and dinner was lovely, Shouta made quite the impression on Yn and the cats.

The cats were very happy as she gushed to them about her new beau.

[dreamyheizou]

genshin boys as types of pet cats

includes: ayato, childe, heizou, itto, kazuha, scaramouche, xiao, and zhongli

genre: fluff, crack (?)

warnings: brief mention of vomit (in ayato's section)

ayato

- a siamese cat (with blue eyes ofc)

- a proper cat ☝🏻

- sits with his two front paws crossed over each other

- loves getting his fur brushed daily

- doesn't fuss when getting his nails trimmed 💅🏻

- refuses to eat dry food!!

- ayato ONLY eats organic food

- vomits if he drinks tap water

- also, DO NOT leave food out on the counter

- he WILL climb onto the kitchen counter and drink your doordash boba tea 🧋

- refuses to go in the litter box if it's dirty

- gives u a dirty look whenever you don't change his litter right after he takes a dump

- acts like the king of the castle 👑

- spoiled kitty fr

childe

- childe would be an orange tabby with blue eyes

- he gives off huge orange tabby vibes

- chaotic and loud ‼️🤪

- steps on your chest when you are sleeping

- meows loudly in your face at exactly 5am in the morning every dingle day to demand food

- shits outside of his litter box if you do something he doesn't like

- has mastered The Head Tilt™️

- begs for treats all the time

- and you can't help but give in

- everything has to go his way

- now, childe LOVES to play with just about anything

- shoelaces, teaser wands, soft plushies, hairbands, your $300 dollar necklace.....

- starts fights with other cats for fun 🤣

- loves annoying scaramouche especially

heizou

- he would be a brown tabby with green eyes

- but has the tortie sass

- sly mf

- constantly has this expression on his face that looks like he knows something you don't 😈

- which honestly is probably the case

- learns tricks very quickly bc he's a smart boy

- but doesn't perform them on purpose whenever you're trying to show your friends 😀

- just to spite you hehe

- like childe, heizou would be a very talkative cat so he'd never shut up

- swats at random things

- you know heizou is judging you whenever he gives you the side glance 👁

itto

- itto would be a maine coon

- a Large boy

- but despite being physically larger in size than most cats

- he is a big babie

- comes running for you whenever he gets startled by the smallest things :(

- not very bright but super sweet

- you know that trend where you hold a cat up against the wall and see if they're smart enough to stop themselves?

- yeah, itto doesn't pass that one

- his face just goes s m a s h into the wall 💥

- when he loafs, he doesn't just look like a loaf of bread 🍞🙅🏻‍♀️

- he looks like a whole ass bakery

kazuha

- kazu would be a white cat with reddish-orange eyes

- you know how some cats have very dilated pupils all the time?

- that's kazuha as a cat

- this feature just makes him look even cuter than he already is

- goes CRAZY over catnip 🍃

- definitely a lap cat

- just wants to cuddle and be held

- purrs a lot and makes biscuits on your lap

- jumps on your bed at night bc he wants to be closer to you 🥰

- loves giving head bonks too 🥹

- likes to sit by the windowsill and watch birds fly around in the backyard 🪟

scaramouche

- i can see scara as a grey tabby

- definitely used to be a stray cat, so he has his left ear tipped

- which gives him a menacing kinda look

- he is a little menace, after all

- hisses at everyone and everything

- people, dogs, squirrels, other cats, etc.

- likes to catch small bugs and spiders and torture them until they die 😼

- will not hesitate to scratch your eyes out with his murden mittens

- bites and clings onto your hand whenever you try to pet him

- and acts all innocent after you retract your hand??? 😇

- one day you decide to risk your life and start scratching under his chin

- at first, scara started clawing at your arm, but then after a few seconds you start to see his eyes kinda close

- as if he was saying, "hey this kinda feels nice......"

- scara eventually gives in and learns to love chin scratches 🤭

xiao

- black cat with golden eyes

- looks like a lil void

- especially when he's hiding in the dark and you see nothing but two big golden eyes staring back

- shy shy shy

- hides from strangers at first

- but warms up after he gets to know them better

- brings back dead animals he caught and drops them in front of you as a gift ❤️

- barely sleeps at night but keeps quiet so he doesn't disturb you

- in fact, he watches over you to make sure you're safe from any danger

- loves to sit in boxes 📦

- it gives him a sense of calm and security

zhongli

- i can see zhongli as a tuxedo cat

- he'd be a super senior cat

- since he is old asf 💯

- every time you take him to the vet, everyone there is amazed at how he is still alive

- his fur is kinda scruffy ngl

- and whiskers are crinkly

- but he is still a handsome kitty regardless 😌

- spends most of his time sleeping due to his age :(

- cleans himself pretty well 🧼🧽

- poosy clean poosy tight poosy fresh

- gets along with other cats, including childe surprsingly

[muite]

Chifuyu is a complete idiot

» fluff + song inspo: I love this song so much I wrote this in 15 minutes ૮₍ ˃̵͈᷄ . ˂̵͈᷅ ₎ა also please look at this I'm simping so hard (0.8k)

In heaven, that's how you felt right now

"it's so sweet of you to take me on a date like this Fuyu"

"I know right? I thought I'd be super romantic to ride a bike with you" he laughed "I mean we always ride my bike but like a bicycle you know"

"I understood the first time, do you think I'm an idiot?"

"I'm sorry!"

you laughed pressing your back to his looking at the scenery

you and hina were just exiting school when he and takemichi appeared, they both left together leaving you and chifuyu to go back home together

though he had other plans in mind, asking you if you wanted to go on a "unexpected but super exciting and romantic" date with him

hence why he was riding a bike with you on the back of it, you didn't question why you were riding to a river and just focused on the pretty sunset that was making you feel this moment impossibly romantic

"we're finally here!"

"eh?" finally snapping out of your haze you looked around the place "but we're under the bridge Fuyu..?"

"yeah come look at this!"

walking up to him you noticed him taking out a little box and a bottle of water out of his backpack while crouching down at a little box

"hello babies! did you miss me?"

five little kittens started meowing as Chifuyu poured them what you now recognized as kitten food from the little box and some water

"ne Fuyu"

"yeah?"

"... is this our 'unexpected but super exciting and romantic' date?"

he answered your question with a bright smile and a exciting "yeah!"

you wanted to punch him

"I'm going home"

"wait wait!" running up to you he hugged your arms to stop you from leaving "I actually wanted to ask you something... for a long time, I just wanted to be brave enough for this moment.."

feeling your heart racing you looked into his eyes, thinking he was just about to prank you but surprised to see him dead serious

is he... ¿¡is he finally asking me to be his girlfriend!?

you always looked at the relationship Hina and Takemichi had with longing eyes, wanting to have a relationship as cute as them would be anyones dream

sadly you were stuck with a complete idiot who just liked to mess around

you knew Chifuyu was a good boy and of course you knew he liked you back and that was exactly why it was so frustrating that he never asked to be something more than whatever the two of you are

you could easily ask him, but seeing him not making any move made you feel uneasy too, so you foolishly continued this child's play with the excuse of let the time do its work

and finally the day has come, Chifuyu was finally ready to ask you to be his girlfriend and you were more than ready to say yes

"wh-what is it that you want to ask me?"

please kamisama, let this idiot ask me out!

seeing him take a deep breath made your cheeks heat up in flames

I'm gonna pass out!

"I know you have a big house and that your parents are super cool so can you please foster the kittens while I find their forever home?"

time stopped just like your heart did, the heat leaving your cheeks and with your eyes leaving their lovesick sparkle you murmured

"I'm definitely going home"

"please y/n! you know I live in a small apartment! please please please do it for meeee"

looking into his puppy eyes and noticing how close he was to your face made you blush sadly you couldn't help but give in to him

It's a total pity I'm in love with this idiot!

"fine but you have to provide them their food, I'm not paying for anything"

"you're truly the best!" Chifuyu exclaimed hugging you

He continued jumping around with you, but your brain was too fried to think about anything other than the heat his body irradiated and just as you started to wrap your arms around him he put distance between you and him

"you have nothing to worry about ok? just make sure they're five when you wake up and that they're still five when you go to sleep"

the sparkle in his eyes made you feel all warm inside, yeah, he didn't ask you to be his girlfriend but you sure did make him feel happy and that was more than enough for your little hopeless heart to stop aching

still feeling ridiculous you laughed and smiled at him

"yeah yeah whatever you say, bring the box over, I can carry it on my lap while you take me home"

"got it!"

and just as you turned around Chifuyu spun you to face him once again and with bright innocent eyes said

"oh yeah I almost forgot, do you wanna be my girlfriend?"

[itzzaira]

"Sparklers?" Leonardo asked, sounding confused. But all Mikey did was smile innocently.

"Uh-huh, they were awesome! Other me and his Raph loved them especially." He grinned. The turtle in blue stared at him suspiciously, but didn't say anything. Instead, he sat down again once Mike did, and patted Donatello's shell just cause he could. The genius mumbled something incoherent, but didn't wake. Good.

"Awww." Mikey leaned forward, smiling brightly and held out his hand towards Lee- but stopped. His smile fell for a moment, and he stared down at his shaky hand. Then at Lee again. And lowered his hand without a word. The smile was back, a bit softer. "What an adorable little guy." He let out a pleased churr, eyes lighting up just the tiniest bit when Lee let out the softest chirp he had ever heard. Would Lee grow up to be like his own Leo? He hoped not. Not that his own Leo was bad or anything, Mikey loved his brother. But how could such a sweet, innocent creature ever grow up to be a selfless hero?

When his older counterpart mentioned El, he waved back at the baby snapper. Ohmigosh. "Raph, did you look like that too?"

"How am I supposed to know?" His older brother sounded confused. He walked towards the cooler, and kneeled down. "Dee can take his time. Our Donnie was afraid of new people too when little."

"Hello, mini-me." Mikey grinned at Angie, apparently smiling the same way his other two counterparts did. "You're gonna be just as awesome as me and your uncle, okay? Don't be boring like certain people." Angie, indeed, did not react much to his words. But that was alright. Mike should be a good enough influence on him growing up.

"I heard that." Leonardo was rummaging through a bag, meanwhile. Upon looking over his brother, he had noticed the dum dum hadn't put on any sunscreen. Typical. Was he trying to burn alive? "Do they need sunscreen? Some version of me brought some earlier."

"Don't you need special sunscreen for kids?" Mikey asked, still distracted by his tiny counterpart.

"What do you think we used on yo- oh!" Raph yelped when as soon as he took off the lid of the cooler, a tiny head poked out. The meow that followed made the others freeze. And slowly turn around.

...Well. "How did you get in here..." the snapper muttered to himself, carefully lifting the cat made of ice cream out of the cooler. Icecream Kitty just meowed, happy to finally be free, and licked his nose. "Raph's happy to see you too, Kitty."

"Michelangelo must have snuck her in- did you help him?" Leonardo glared at Mikey, but the box turtle shook his head. For some reason, the leader didn't believe him.

"Are they okay around cats?" Raph asked, just in case, while meanwhile moving her bowl in one hand, using the other to grab the snacks he had originally came for. Like, okay, she had no furr, meant no harm, and was just ice cream- but still. Never too sure.

He put a container with all different kinds of fruits down in front of their guests- strawberries included. Then, he searched for the juice boxes. Kitty made it difficult, however, clearly interested in the babies and holding out her paws, meowing softly. Softer then usual, Leonardo noted, looking up again. The cat purred when Lee chirped again, staring at her.

"Meow!"

@tmnt-fandom-family-reunion

The Wrong Side of the Portal Raph from cabin 10 was wondering if you have enough water before you do anything fun!

"Raph wanted to swim with his family and maybe some new friends if you want to, but it's important to have enough water first. I have some extra water bottles if you need them!"

@tmnt-fandom-family-reunion

"You thirsty?" Mike, a 2k3 Michelangelo in his late twenties, looked down at his nephews, four little recently mutated Rise turtles who he carried around in a sling.

El nodded, cupping his hand to say, "drink!" and then flexing his fingers in the universal request to be handed The Thing.

Mike grinned up at the Raph in front of them. "Why thank you, kind not-so-stranger! My nephews and I were just about to wander over to the lake, too, actually - these little guys would be a little too little for swimming, but if I can get them going on sandcastles, I'd love to check out the water."

@tmnt-fandom-family-reunion