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네 개 ￤ MATCH MY FREAK ──── MASTERLIST.

content. chapter four includes a kpop mv livestream reaction of alternative saja boys' soda pop (alt version). biggest thanks to @skriblobz for rewriting the lyrics and basically contributing to this chapter 😝 all crack and brain rot. does not follow og kpdh plot. 1200+ words.

it was an average saturday night and you’re here, bored of your mind. usually, you’d have debt collectors coming for your throat. and now that all have been paid, all you have is a clingy ghost husband who you swore is some sort of vengeful spirit.

and you’re about to go on live with him.

you see, besides working a mundane office job, you have quite the fun job during the weekends. for the fun of it, you somehow have a streaming account. and tonight, your husband will have his first debut in your social life.

“hi all! welcome back to another live! today’s fun, because i have a special guest which all of you cannot see. don’t fret, he’s very much here with us, and his name is jinu! woo hoo! jinu, say hi to everyone. and everyone, say hi to jinu.”

@skriblobz:

jinu?? blud who the hell bro introducing rn 👁️👁️

@kaiser1ns:

kur

@rirk-ke:

WHO’S JINU WHERE WHAT WHO DARES TO STEAL Y/N AWAY

the man looked at the computer screen, studying this weird rectangular or square device and the comments popping up every second.

“hi.”

you grinned and turned to the camera. “anyways. me and jinu are going to do a live reaction to this music video of… saga dudes…?”

“what the hell kinda name is that,” you murmured and clicked on the music video before pausing at the thumbnail.

“sparkling juice,” jinu read out the title as you hummed in response. “alright guys. let’s watch and review sparkling juice from saga dudes!”

@scara-simp69:

OMG I LOVE SAGA DUDES

@tsukimoon-chan:

the mv is so good! saga dudes fan here (:

@insideoutjulie:

enigma and biceps at the SAME damn time

@snowy-violet:

SAGA DUDES MENTIONED OMFG??*!"?"

*music plays*

SPARKLING JUICE by SAGA DUDES.

[INTRO]

hey, hey

hey, hey

hey

“oh yeah the intro is catchy.”

[VERSE 1: JEANS]

don’t want you, need you

yeah, i need you to match my freak

나는 노력했다

하나를 찾을 수 없습니다

“he looks like you! this black haired guy!” you exclaimed and jinu shook his head. “no. i’m more handsome. and match my freak? what’s that?”

you laughed. “i’ll explain later.”

@aerissblog:

wait so you’re saying jinu looks like jeans? that’s OPPA right there

@queenofklonnie22:

EXPLAIN WHAT LATER 🤨🤨🤨

@lizzie-harper:

JEANS CAN BE UNZIPPED IDC FR #NEEDTHAT

[VERSE 2: ENIGMA, INTIMACY, BICEPS]

lookin’ like snacks ‘cause you got it like that

take a big bite, want another bite, yeah

“oh yeah. he’s hot.”

jinu frowned.

[VERSE 2 CONTINUE]

너의 모든 걸 난 원해, 원해, 원해

너 말곤 모두 뻔해, 뻔해, 뻔해

when you’re in my arms, i struggle a lot (a lot)

when you’re fangirling way too much

“wifey, i’m more attractive than them right? these boys are nothing compared to me!”

“hey hey hey,” you paused the music video and looked at jinu accusingly. then you simply stared at him before resuming the music video.

“you know what? yeah. you are more attractive than them.”

[PRE CHORUS]

cause i need you here with me,

i’m lonely, you feel me

so damn lonely

my little sparkling juice

@heartkaji:

girly did not just say the “invisible” guest is more attractive than intimacy BFFR.

@heartshapedcookiesfordessert:

MY LITTLE SPARKLING JUICE

@y2kuromi:

OMG ITS THAT PART YYYEYEYYSYSYSYS

“is this the trending part?” you asked and watched as the music video changed to all of the saga dudes dancing in the middle of a plaza.

[CHORUS]

you’re all i can goon to,

everytime i feel blue

you’re my sparkling juice,

my little sparkling juice

“wifey, the song is catchy. what is goon?"

“erm. we don't talk about that. why are their legs like that LOL. what the heckies.”

“sparkling juice i love.”

[CHORUS CONTINUE]

cool me down, you’re so hot

pour me out ‘til i spill out

you’re my sparkling juice

my little sparkling juice

“my little sparkling juice~” jinu hums to himself during the instrumental part.

“guys i think jinu likes sparkling juice already. you guys can’t see it but he’s bobbing his head to the beat,” you announced and chuckled at jinu.

[VERSE 3: INFANT, BICEPS]

uh, make me wanna rock on top

한 방울에 i hit the spot

every little flip and flop

rizz and pop

나에게 상처 it's getting rough

“OH HIS VOICE IS LIKE AN OPERA SINGER’S??”

“he looks like a baby though.”

@therooftoprunner:

INFANT IS LITERALLY FELIX

@ianyanko:

RIFJT OMF HES SO CUTE and his voice AAAAHHDHDJ

@fvckcare:

jinu face reveal where

[VERSE 3: BICEPS]

yes, i’m sippin’ when it’s drippin’ now

it’s done? i need a second round

and pour a lot and don’t you stop

til my sparkling juice, spills non-stop

“okay yeah that’s the hot guy.”

“wifey.”

“sorry. it’s the warm guy.”

[PRECHORUS]

i waited so long for someone to match my

match my freak, wait’s over, baby

come and fill me up

just can’t get enough

“what is match my freak???”

you paused the video and looked at jinu. and to everyone else, you’re staring at nothing. which is starting to make them insane but that’s fine, because jinu is happy to be there anyways.

“match my freak means to match someone’s unusual interests. in that case, saga dudes are probably talking about matching their freaks in the terms of sparkling juice? i don’t know.”

the man stared at you, and you stared at him back. then, he pressed on the space bar key, which made the sparkling juice video play again. then you catch a glimpse of something in the screen.

[CHORUS]

[OUTRO: JEANS]

ooh, ooh (2x)

you’re my sparkling juice

never letting you loose

when the music video ends, you sink into the chair and let out a sigh. “wow… that was… wow.”

“right? a bunch of young fellow gentlemen dancing and singing. is this the era now and what it has come to?”

you glared at him. “this is kpop, jinu. welcome to 21st century, man from 400 years ago,” you rolled your eyes and grinned at the webcam.

“so guys! that was me and jinu’s reaction to saga dudes’ sparkling juice music video! honestly, great video, great handsome looking guys, the song is catchy! and yes. match my freak!!”

“yes. match my freak. match me and wifey’s freak,” he spoke and you glanced at him. “oh yeah? you want me to match your freak?”

@iris-arcadia:

MATCH HIS FREAK. MATCH HER FREAK. MATCH MY FREAK.

@livelaughlovekuni:

jinu is so mood like yeah i’ll match whatever INVISIBLE freak he has

@lovely-maryj:

why’s no one talking about how fine enigma and intimacy like OMFG fine SHYTS

@suntizme:

y/n!! learn sparkling juice dance!!

@floralchest:

yeah i paid to watch ts. never fails.

“yes. i want you to match my freak.”

“there you have it chat! jinu wants me to match his freak. by the way he’s my husband. see ya’ll next time!”

you ended the stream then and there. you could sniff the demands for an answer in your social media already—the people revelling in the fact that you dropped such casual words and ended the stream quicker than all your usual other streams. if anything. it felt like a 10 minute stream.

“that was fun,” jinu commented and you raised a brow, a tiny little smile surfacing. “yeah? they can’t see you, y'know?”

“i know. but i like watching whatever this strange device thing with you. it feels nice.”

you leaned back on your chair, smile growing genuine. to show a man from four centuries ago what the modern world looks like was certainly fun. it felt like a history class with a prehistoric dead man.

jinu’s right. it does feel nice. alright tumblr. this is the part when you decide you’re developing a little crush on this ghost. insane.

you saved the screen recording of the live stream and saved it. because how in the world are you going to explain the fact that when jinu pressed the space bar, a very thinly veiled faint image of him appeared on your screen through your webcam?

©SENEON EST. 2025. DO NOT REPOST OR ALTER.

TAGS .𖥔 ݁ everyone mentioned the livestream's comments are the people in the taglist. additionally, @grandlightcandy @karenusia @kpopgirliez @ballads-for-kuni @purplefluffycows @20100165 @mavix @mshope16 @moonjellyfishie @yukimaniac @artistadistrada2002 @sylum @osball @not-morgan @lostsomewhereinthegarden

[kaiser1ns]

IMPORTANT PLEASE READ .ᐟ

hi everyone, it’s me kiki with a quick update!

i’ll be moving blogs to @kisssan, my new space dedicated to ateez and kpop-focused sfw + nsfw content. sadly, i’ve lost the motivation to write for blue lock or other animanga fandoms, so i decided it’s time for a fresh start.

don’t worry, i won’t be deactivating this blog. i’ll still be popping in occasionally, will still be active but i won't write in this blog.

if you enjoy kpop, ateez, or if we’re mutuals and you still want to stay in touch, i’d love to have you there ♡

BEFORE YOU FOLLOW .ᐟ @kisssan:

currenlty blog is still under construction, but i should be posting soon

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minors are asked to block all nsfw tags and interact with sfw posts only. i can’t control what you consume, but please engage responsibly.

blog is 18+ — minors who interact with nsfw, ageless blogs, and blank profiles will be blocked.

thank you for reading and for all the support you’ve shown me. wishing you a lovely day/night wherever you are! 💌

— kiki 🫶🏻

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[kaiser1ns]

IMPORTANT PLEASE READ .ᐟ

hi everyone, it’s me kiki with a quick update!

i’ll be moving blogs to @kisssan, my new space dedicated to ateez and kpop-focused sfw + nsfw content. sadly, i’ve lost the motivation to write for blue lock or other animanga fandoms, so i decided it’s time for a fresh start.

don’t worry, i won’t be deactivating this blog. i’ll still be popping in occasionally, will still be active but i won't write in this blog.

if you enjoy kpop, ateez, or if we’re mutuals and you still want to stay in touch, i’d love to have you there ♡

BEFORE YOU FOLLOW .ᐟ @kisssan:

currenlty blog is still under construction, but i should be posting soon

sfw and nsfw content are both present, and everything will be properly tagged.

minors are asked to block all nsfw tags and interact with sfw posts only. i can’t control what you consume, but please engage responsibly.

blog is 18+ — minors who interact with nsfw, ageless blogs, and blank profiles will be blocked.

thank you for reading and for all the support you’ve shown me. wishing you a lovely day/night wherever you are! 💌

— kiki 🫶🏻

© KAISER1NS thank you

[kaiser1ns]

ITOSHI SAE's cheeks are softer than any mochi, and his lips are sweeter than any dessert in the world. his kisses are like a baby taking its first steps. timid and uncertain at first, but brimming with innocence and hope. he starts slow, unsure like he's standing at a field with no clear direction for the goal. but then he takes a step forward, his hesitance fades away as he finds his path to you. walking closer, each kiss pulling him deeper, until he reaches out for the stars in your eyes, silently wishing that this moment could last forever.

he won’t admit it out loud, his sarcastic remarks and blunt personality wouldn’t allow for such vulnerability, but the truth is there in every kiss. he loves kissing you like there’s no tomorrow, loves the way your warm touch makes him feel, and how your lips whisper promises of forever. and even more, he loves it when you love him.

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[kaiser1ns]

oppa your theme so good!

jinja araso, shibal, saranghae sen-ssi 🫶🏻

[kaiser1ns]

#. JUST COME KISS ME AND BITE ME

featuring 𝘀𝗮𝗷𝗮 𝗯𝗼𝘆𝘀 𝘅 𝗳𝗲𝗺!𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿

fluff + suggestive. (kissing, making out, biting) you knew what you were getting into when you started dating a demon idol, but you didn’t think you’d end up liking his sharp fangs that much.

in his human form, he still shows some of his demonic features, like golden eyes, glowing markings, long claw-like nails, and... fangs. so, the question is: where’s his favorite place to fool you with a kiss and then bite you?

JINU this happens way too often, and somehow, you still can’t get used to it. not fast enough to react, at least not when he kisses you so sweetly, smiling against your lips, with those gentle hands lightly squeezing your waist. one of the many ways he makes you lose your mind, expecting something to happen, maybe somewhere more suited for the moment.

but then he pulls away, his lips trail down your jaw, to your neck, right where your pulse is. he breathes against your skin and smirks. you feel it, his teeth sharpening. oh my god, he pulled up the fangs on purpose. why does he always have to do it...well, not that you have anything against it, but it would be nice if you could stay mentally and emotionally alive afterwards.

“jinu—?”

he’s about to bite. not enough to hurt, or to draw blood, just enough to get a taste. he looks up at you, golden eyes gleaming as they lure you in, soft and dangerous all at once. so beautiful, but so full of secrets, of longings, he can only show, never say.

jinu doesn’t wait. his mouth finds your skin again, biting gently, and your breath hitches. your hands find his shoulders, clutching him, pulling him closer because this is a routine by now.

you think you might have a problem, because you enjoy this too much. and what’s worse than having a demon boyfriend? it's having a demon boyfriend who knows exactly which buttons to push. and maybe the fact that you’re just a little too obsessed with his fangs.

ABBY he’s lying beside you in bed, shirtless, not that you expected him to wear something at all. pinkish hair tousled from sleep, little too awake for this hour. he leans over, tracing lazy patterns with his clawed fingers along the curve of your waist, then down to the exposed skin just above your hipbone where your his shirt has ridden up.

he murmurs something, voice raspy, too deep, and it’s too early in the morning for this. but he is already sliding down to the level of your stomach, lifting your shirt, pressing a slight kiss there first. soft and slow, making you arch your back just a little. as someone who is not human in any way, he knew what and how to do.

resting his head on your abdomen, while gently squeezing your waist, then down to the exposed skin just above your hipbone, where your shirt has ridden up. slowly, his fangs press into the curve of your hip, and you melt, short-circuit, your brain has stopped functioning.

you should feel pain, but it's the complete opposite. it's pleasant, as he bites harder than necessary, meaner than expected, but it only makes your toes curl, fingers gripping in the sheets. then he pulls away with a satisfied hum, dragging lazy kisses up your stomach as he comes to rest beside you again, looking far too pleased with himself, and catching the dazed look on your face.

“what? i barely even bit you.”

ROMANCE prince charming is his middle name, subtle and oddly romantic, like kissing your knuckles, holding your hand like royalty, acting like the man of your dreams and deepest desires. he’s trying to be sweet, really trying to hold back, but the urge still hits, because he is no prince.

he gently took your hand, resting your fingers on his lips, kissing them, and his teeth sharpened; his eyes momentarily lightened to a yellowish-gold color. congratulations, you are doomed. then he turns your hand over, warm breath ghosting over your palm as his lips trace down to your wrist.

“you always tense here when i kiss you there, my love~”

and how can you not when you don't know if he will love you or suck your soul out with just one kiss, just one touch? you feel the graze of his fangs before the bite. it almost doesn't hurt; you barely feel the pain, because even in moments like this, he is tender.

romance’s sink his fangs in just enough to make you gasp. it’s not cruel, but it isn’t soft either. perhaps his sadistic nature is finally starting to show. he likes the way your breath catches, the way your fingers twitch in his grip, the way you don't even resist at all because you like it.

he pulls back, licking over the spot like an apology he doesn’t mean. intertwining the fingers of your hand with his, then flashing you that devilish smile. he could be gentle, but that ain't what you like.

MYSTERY you’re sitting on the couch, playing with his hair as he sits between your legs with his back to you, eyes glued on the tv. unlike the others, he’s calm, at least he pretends to be. but when he’s with you? that’s a whole different person. or in this case... a demon.

when he’s feeling possessive, teasing, or downright feral, he bites your thighs. he just loves it, for some reason. maybe it’s because you get so sensitive, or it’s because the marks are easy to cover and don’t always show. despite that, he gets to walk around barking like a prideful dog, knowing they’re there.

you feel him shift slightly, repositioning .his lips brush your skin softly, almost regretful, like a kiss, warning you for what’s about to happen. your eyes widen. you’re about to yell at him, to tell him no. 

“mystery, don’t you dare—” 

but it’s already too late. he bites you and you gasp, your breath catching in your throat as his fangs sink in slowly, deep right into the tender flesh of your thigh. you tighten your grip in his hair, trying to tug him away.

hissing to make him stop, but he doesn’t budge. if anything, you feel him smirk against your skin. he’s a big animal sometimes, not to say... always.

BABY one thing he did was to really resonate with his name, because just like a baby, he hated letting go of your embrace, and if you dared move, he’d start whining like you just personally ruined his entire day. well, excuse you for needing to go to the bathroom. it was late afternoon, you were in his room, and he was using you as a pillow.

you were looking at something on your phone, as he cuddled up to you, his cheek rested over your chest, right where your heartbeat was, and his breathing was slow, relaxed, completely knocked out, or so you thought. one arm was tossed lazily over your middle, and the other curled beneath him. while you scrolled through social media with one hand, the other absentmindedly combed through his messy hair. he really was just one big baby.

there was a vulnerable, exposed patch of skin where your shirt had slid down your shoulder, and that’s exactly where you felt it. a sharp little nip. you twitched, fingers freezing in his hair. his lips moved upwards, brushing your collarbone with a softness that contrasted with the initial bite. then his fangs grazed back down, slowly and teasingly, he just wanted to see and feel how your body would react. don’t worry, he would give you what you wanted...but only after he had played enough.

and oh, you felt it. you blushed, gasped, and your pulse quickened. when he finally pulled back, you could tell without looking: he left a hickey. not on accident, on purpose. his smile was pressed into your skin like a seal, because you looked too comfy not to mess with.

“should i bite harder next time?” you don’t answer. you can’t, and he definitely takes that as a yes.

taglist: @y2kuromi @irethepotato @justanindiangirl12 @zuhaeri @levifiance @amery-benson-cvii @ririrenni3 @tsukimoon-chan (sorry if i missed someone; please let me know if you'd like to be added to the general kpdh taglist!)

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[kaiser1ns]

Flins

[kaiser1ns]

#. JUST COME KISS ME AND BITE ME

featuring 𝘀𝗮𝗷𝗮 𝗯𝗼𝘆𝘀 𝘅 𝗳𝗲𝗺!𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿

fluff + suggestive. (kissing, making out, biting) you knew what you were getting into when you started dating a demon idol, but you didn’t think you’d end up liking his sharp fangs that much.

in his human form, he still shows some of his demonic features, like golden eyes, glowing markings, long claw-like nails, and... fangs. so, the question is: where’s his favorite place to fool you with a kiss and then bite you?

JINU this happens way too often, and somehow, you still can’t get used to it. not fast enough to react, at least not when he kisses you so sweetly, smiling against your lips, with those gentle hands lightly squeezing your waist. one of the many ways he makes you lose your mind, expecting something to happen, maybe somewhere more suited for the moment.

but then he pulls away, his lips trail down your jaw, to your neck, right where your pulse is. he breathes against your skin and smirks. you feel it, his teeth sharpening. oh my god, he pulled up the fangs on purpose. why does he always have to do it...well, not that you have anything against it, but it would be nice if you could stay mentally and emotionally alive afterwards.

“jinu—?”

he’s about to bite. not enough to hurt, or to draw blood, just enough to get a taste. he looks up at you, golden eyes gleaming as they lure you in, soft and dangerous all at once. so beautiful, but so full of secrets, of longings, he can only show, never say.

jinu doesn’t wait. his mouth finds your skin again, biting gently, and your breath hitches. your hands find his shoulders, clutching him, pulling him closer because this is a routine by now.

you think you might have a problem, because you enjoy this too much. and what’s worse than having a demon boyfriend? it's having a demon boyfriend who knows exactly which buttons to push. and maybe the fact that you’re just a little too obsessed with his fangs.

ABBY he’s lying beside you in bed, shirtless, not that you expected him to wear something at all. pinkish hair tousled from sleep, little too awake for this hour. he leans over, tracing lazy patterns with his clawed fingers along the curve of your waist, then down to the exposed skin just above your hipbone where your his shirt has ridden up.

he murmurs something, voice raspy, too deep, and it’s too early in the morning for this. but he is already sliding down to the level of your stomach, lifting your shirt, pressing a slight kiss there first. soft and slow, making you arch your back just a little. as someone who is not human in any way, he knew what and how to do.

resting his head on your abdomen, while gently squeezing your waist, then down to the exposed skin just above your hipbone, where your shirt has ridden up. slowly, his fangs press into the curve of your hip, and you melt, short-circuit, your brain has stopped functioning.

you should feel pain, but it's the complete opposite. it's pleasant, as he bites harder than necessary, meaner than expected, but it only makes your toes curl, fingers gripping in the sheets. then he pulls away with a satisfied hum, dragging lazy kisses up your stomach as he comes to rest beside you again, looking far too pleased with himself, and catching the dazed look on your face.

“what? i barely even bit you.”

ROMANCE prince charming is his middle name, subtle and oddly romantic, like kissing your knuckles, holding your hand like royalty, acting like the man of your dreams and deepest desires. he’s trying to be sweet, really trying to hold back, but the urge still hits, because he is no prince.

he gently took your hand, resting your fingers on his lips, kissing them, and his teeth sharpened; his eyes momentarily lightened to a yellowish-gold color. congratulations, you are doomed. then he turns your hand over, warm breath ghosting over your palm as his lips trace down to your wrist.

“you always tense here when i kiss you there, my love~”

and how can you not when you don't know if he will love you or suck your soul out with just one kiss, just one touch? you feel the graze of his fangs before the bite. it almost doesn't hurt; you barely feel the pain, because even in moments like this, he is tender.

romance’s sink his fangs in just enough to make you gasp. it’s not cruel, but it isn’t soft either. perhaps his sadistic nature is finally starting to show. he likes the way your breath catches, the way your fingers twitch in his grip, the way you don't even resist at all because you like it.

he pulls back, licking over the spot like an apology he doesn’t mean. intertwining the fingers of your hand with his, then flashing you that devilish smile. he could be gentle, but that ain't what you like.

MYSTERY you’re sitting on the couch, playing with his hair as he sits between your legs with his back to you, eyes glued on the tv. unlike the others, he’s calm, at least he pretends to be. but when he’s with you? that’s a whole different person. or in this case... a demon.

when he’s feeling possessive, teasing, or downright feral, he bites your thighs. he just loves it, for some reason. maybe it’s because you get so sensitive, or it’s because the marks are easy to cover and don’t always show. despite that, he gets to walk around barking like a prideful dog, knowing they’re there.

you feel him shift slightly, repositioning .his lips brush your skin softly, almost regretful, like a kiss, warning you for what’s about to happen. your eyes widen. you’re about to yell at him, to tell him no. 

“mystery, don’t you dare—” 

but it’s already too late. he bites you and you gasp, your breath catching in your throat as his fangs sink in slowly, deep right into the tender flesh of your thigh. you tighten your grip in his hair, trying to tug him away.

hissing to make him stop, but he doesn’t budge. if anything, you feel him smirk against your skin. he’s a big animal sometimes, not to say... always.

BABY one thing he did was to really resonate with his name, because just like a baby, he hated letting go of your embrace, and if you dared move, he’d start whining like you just personally ruined his entire day. well, excuse you for needing to go to the bathroom. it was late afternoon, you were in his room, and he was using you as a pillow.

you were looking at something on your phone, as he cuddled up to you, his cheek rested over your chest, right where your heartbeat was, and his breathing was slow, relaxed, completely knocked out, or so you thought. one arm was tossed lazily over your middle, and the other curled beneath him. while you scrolled through social media with one hand, the other absentmindedly combed through his messy hair. he really was just one big baby.

there was a vulnerable, exposed patch of skin where your shirt had slid down your shoulder, and that’s exactly where you felt it. a sharp little nip. you twitched, fingers freezing in his hair. his lips moved upwards, brushing your collarbone with a softness that contrasted with the initial bite. then his fangs grazed back down, slowly and teasingly, he just wanted to see and feel how your body would react. don’t worry, he would give you what you wanted...but only after he had played enough.

and oh, you felt it. you blushed, gasped, and your pulse quickened. when he finally pulled back, you could tell without looking: he left a hickey. not on accident, on purpose. his smile was pressed into your skin like a seal, because you looked too comfy not to mess with.

“should i bite harder next time?” you don’t answer. you can’t, and he definitely takes that as a yes.

taglist: @y2kuromi @irethepotato @justanindiangirl12 @zuhaeri @levifiance @amery-benson-cvii @ririrenni3 @tsukimoon-chan (sorry if i missed someone; please let me know if you'd like to be added to the general kpdh taglist!)

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[kaiser1ns]

#. THE 'MY EX KEEPS TEXTING ME' AGENDA

featuring 𝗲𝘅!𝗻𝗮𝗴𝗶 𝘀𝗲𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗿𝗼 𝘅 𝗳𝗲𝗺!𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿

fluff. they said leave the past behind you... well, it’s kind of hard when your supposed past keeps texting you about roblox, buys you welkin, and accidentally makes you fall for him again.

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[kaiser1ns]

#. THE 'MY EX KEEPS TEXTING ME' AGENDA

featuring 𝗲𝘅!𝗻𝗮𝗴𝗶 𝘀𝗲𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗿𝗼 𝘅 𝗳𝗲𝗺!𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿

fluff. they said leave the past behind you... well, it’s kind of hard when your supposed past keeps texting you about roblox, buys you welkin, and accidentally makes you fall for him again.

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Yo I drew manager nim and made her goth because I thought it would be a fun dichotomy between her and pastels on the saja boys

WHAT?? A FANART?? IM-- SPEECHLESS WHAT!!?? this is so good omg YOUR STYLE IS SO AMAZING !! tysm for sharing this with me <333

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proposing to you 💍💕

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ABOUT . . . in which, you are broke. and strangely enough, you have just unknowingly married a rich man from the past. will wealth, or the handsome spirit man kiss you?

featuring. ghost¡jinu saja × female¡reader.

contents. sfw. slow-burn rom-com, korean traditions, occasional profanities ( in korean ) , mentions of blood and death themes, does not follow the original kpdh plot.

하나 ￤ INTOXICATION

둘 ￤ THREE KISSES A DAY

삼 ￤ JJAJANGMYEON

and more . . .

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please I have such a good request that I think is funny. After chapter 307, imagine Reader asks Sae if they can buy a pet bunny and he instantly tells her no, and she’s asking why not and he’s like “ No 😐🥀” but like, crack. It can be smau or fic I FEEL IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY THO

i usually don't make written fic requests, only smau ones, but this one really made me laugh. so here we are guys

✶ 𝐌𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 ; take a look, trust me!

it felt strange to have SAE ITOSHI at home for more than three days in a row — strange, but definitely pleasant. the spanish tour had just ended with great results, and that gave him the chance to finally relax a little, in the quiet of his home

it was nice to actually be able to hug him, and not just send a message he’d only read hours later in his hotel room. it was even nice just to spend time together in the same room, too

sae genuinely thought these days would be the best of the month — finally free to train only when he truly felt like it, and most of all, finally able to spend time with you after months of random flights for equally random, short-lived visits

he thought the days would pass by peacefully, with you

big mistake, sae itoshi.

"babe, can you watch the video i sent you?"

"okay. which one of the last... fortytwo?"

it wasn’t anything new to see that many videos waiting when he opened your chat. it was a habit you had since the very beginning of the relationship, and honestly, he didn’t mind it

"you’re not funny! it’s not fortytwo, c'mon..."

"fortysix."

"... just watch the last seven"

opening the chat, the number of bunnies that appears before his eyes is disgustingly disgusting. he sees all kinds: short fur, long fur, white, black, brown, long ears, short ears. his throat tightens almost automatically as he looks up — only to find you already standing in front of him with your phone in hand, with that face that, ever since you two got together, has never once been told no. he sighs bored, as you throw yourself down next to him on the couch, holding your phone right up to his face. instinctively he wraps an arm around your shoulders to pull you closer — but he’d throw that bunny on your screen as far away from him as humanly possible

"look how cute it is! it’s looking for a home, it’s up for adoption at the center near our hom—"

"absolutely not."

you turn surprised, lowering the screen slightly. you press your lips together like you’ve just received the worst news of your life, and sae already regrets having answered so coldly. it’s just that he can’t understand how such a cute animal could have the name of a jerk — the ultimate jerk, the very ultimate jerk

"... you don’t like bunnies?"

oh, he’d definitely like them more if they didn’t remind him so much of that barcha jerk — so jumpy and damn tall. sae clears his throat, moving the screen away from his face

"i don’t like bunnies"

"why? they’re so innocent, they don’t need much attention, and im home most of the time anyway"

"i don’t like them because they’re messy, they smell, they pee everywhere, and they ruin dreams that have nothing to do with them—"

"... i don’t think they do that?"

sae raises an eyebrow, then runs a hand through his hair — just to calm himself down a little. you look at him with that look, the one that’s been his downfall for years now. suddenly, your face is replaced by iglesias’s, and for a moment, sae is completely speechless. only when your actual face comes back into view he let out a sigh of relief, a very long one

"i just don’t think it’s the right pet for us, considering my job and the fact that you want to start university. don’t you think maybe... i don’t know, a dog would be a better choice?"

"but i want a bunny"

"yeah, and i’d like to be a striker, but things don’t always go the way we want"

"i don’t see how that has anything to do with what i said..."

"im just telling you to listen to me, trust me. bunnies are evil"

you give him a bit of a look, then slump against his shoulder with a pout. sae starts running his fingers through your hair, fully aware that maybe — just maybe — he’s won this battle, a battle harder than the one against barcha a few months ago

"i already had a list of names ready"

sae sighs, pressing a kiss to your forehead. the gesture doesn’t quite erase your pout, but your eyebrows are furrowed just a little less. hearing the list can’t possibly cause another mental breakdown… right?

"alright, let’s hear it. what were you thinking?"

"OKAY SO… since we’re in spain, i thought of a spanish name. everyone gives their pets human names, but i want to stand out… with building names. i was thinking of… catedral, colegio, cine, estadio... maybe even tienda, iglesia—"

oh, no bunny will ever cross the threshold of this house as long as sae is alive. neither human nor animal

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is tumblr dead, or am i just flopping?😜 this close to be inactive again 🤏🏻