#pun intended✨️

[itzzaira]

"Sparklers?" Leonardo asked, sounding confused. But all Mikey did was smile innocently.

"Uh-huh, they were awesome! Other me and his Raph loved them especially." He grinned. The turtle in blue stared at him suspiciously, but didn't say anything. Instead, he sat down again once Mike did, and patted Donatello's shell just cause he could. The genius mumbled something incoherent, but didn't wake. Good.

"Awww." Mikey leaned forward, smiling brightly and held out his hand towards Lee- but stopped. His smile fell for a moment, and he stared down at his shaky hand. Then at Lee again. And lowered his hand without a word. The smile was back, a bit softer. "What an adorable little guy." He let out a pleased churr, eyes lighting up just the tiniest bit when Lee let out the softest chirp he had ever heard. Would Lee grow up to be like his own Leo? He hoped not. Not that his own Leo was bad or anything, Mikey loved his brother. But how could such a sweet, innocent creature ever grow up to be a selfless hero?

When his older counterpart mentioned El, he waved back at the baby snapper. Ohmigosh. "Raph, did you look like that too?"

"How am I supposed to know?" His older brother sounded confused. He walked towards the cooler, and kneeled down. "Dee can take his time. Our Donnie was afraid of new people too when little."

"Hello, mini-me." Mikey grinned at Angie, apparently smiling the same way his other two counterparts did. "You're gonna be just as awesome as me and your uncle, okay? Don't be boring like certain people." Angie, indeed, did not react much to his words. But that was alright. Mike should be a good enough influence on him growing up.

"I heard that." Leonardo was rummaging through a bag, meanwhile. Upon looking over his brother, he had noticed the dum dum hadn't put on any sunscreen. Typical. Was he trying to burn alive? "Do they need sunscreen? Some version of me brought some earlier."

"Don't you need special sunscreen for kids?" Mikey asked, still distracted by his tiny counterpart.

"What do you think we used on yo- oh!" Raph yelped when as soon as he took off the lid of the cooler, a tiny head poked out. The meow that followed made the others freeze. And slowly turn around.

...Well. "How did you get in here..." the snapper muttered to himself, carefully lifting the cat made of ice cream out of the cooler. Icecream Kitty just meowed, happy to finally be free, and licked his nose. "Raph's happy to see you too, Kitty."

"Michelangelo must have snuck her in- did you help him?" Leonardo glared at Mikey, but the box turtle shook his head. For some reason, the leader didn't believe him.

"Are they okay around cats?" Raph asked, just in case, while meanwhile moving her bowl in one hand, using the other to grab the snacks he had originally came for. Like, okay, she had no furr, meant no harm, and was just ice cream- but still. Never too sure.

He put a container with all different kinds of fruits down in front of their guests- strawberries included. Then, he searched for the juice boxes. Kitty made it difficult, however, clearly interested in the babies and holding out her paws, meowing softly. Softer then usual, Leonardo noted, looking up again. The cat purred when Lee chirped again, staring at her.

"Meow!"

@tmnt-fandom-family-reunion

The Wrong Side of the Portal Raph from cabin 10 was wondering if you have enough water before you do anything fun!

"Raph wanted to swim with his family and maybe some new friends if you want to, but it's important to have enough water first. I have some extra water bottles if you need them!"

@tmnt-fandom-family-reunion

"You thirsty?" Mike, a 2k3 Michelangelo in his late twenties, looked down at his nephews, four little recently mutated Rise turtles who he carried around in a sling.

El nodded, cupping his hand to say, "drink!" and then flexing his fingers in the universal request to be handed The Thing.

Mike grinned up at the Raph in front of them. "Why thank you, kind not-so-stranger! My nephews and I were just about to wander over to the lake, too, actually - these little guys would be a little too little for swimming, but if I can get them going on sandcastles, I'd love to check out the water."

@tmnt-fandom-family-reunion

[strawberrylollipopchainsawgirl18]

I want a full poster version of this art, please. 🩷 💛 🍭 💚 💜 ✨️ 💟

Would so buy it. 💸 💰

[readychilledwine]

Trials and Tribulations

Rhysand Week Day 1 - Adolescence

Summary - Rhysand was always a cocky teen, until it came to you at least

Warnings - Childhood crushes, first dates, flirting, Cassian and Azriel being wingmen (no pun intended), mixed ending (some will like it, some won't), reader likes traditional female roles (it makes sense in the end)

A/n- Happy @officialrhysandweek! This is just a short cute fic with Rhys and a childhood crush. I like to imagine Rhys was always really smooth with everyone, but someone he felt genuine emotion for. I feel like that's a skill we are still watching him learn to cope with and tackle with Feyre.

✨️Rhysand Week Masterlist✨️Rhys Masterlist✨️Master Masterlist✨️

Arrogant is a strong word, but it fits how you felt about the male in front of you perfectly. Yes, he was beautiful. His hair dark as night, sharp jawline, eyes so deep and blue they almost appeared purple.

But that smirk. That smirk as he touched you, flirting with you so openly as other Illyrian males and females watched in stunned silence. It was enough to make you feel as though all attraction to him was melting away.

“Remove your hand from my hip or I will have my father remove it for you,” that smirk dropped at your words, his eyes growing wide with shock. Rhysand's hand slowly moved off of you, the strategy Cassian had told him to use not working in the slightest on you.

He glanced back to where his brothers were sitting and watching. Nonverbally begging for help. It wasn't that you didn't want him touching you. He knew that just based on your thoughts, but you were almost upset he had.

6 months. 6 months of you two admiring each other from afar, of shared sneaking glances, of occasional words and smiles shared, but you were rejecting him. Rejecting his advances.

“I- I apologize,” he took in a quick breath before trying Azriel's tactic, one that worked for the mysterious and handsome male without fail. “Do you want to go back to my place and talk?” He watched as your face fell, a glare appearing in those normally bright eyes. “I fucked this up, didn't I?” You only nodded and walked away from him, going back to your older brother and his friends.

Rhys returned to his brothers then, grabbing his drink before walking out of the community dininghall.

Cassian chased after him, Azriel not far behind as Cass yelled, “What the hell happened?!”

“Your ideas didn't work.” Rhys had never sounded so small, so insecure. Being a half illyrian came with challenges, but Rhysand had always been strong through them. He faced adversity with the confidence of a male who knew his worth, even if others felt that worth was lower than he did.

“So we make a new plan,” Azriel was stoic in his response. “I know she likes you. I overheard her telling her friends during chores.” The three of them began replotting the next day. For a week, they formed a new plan for Rhysand to charm you into a date, into a walk, anything.

You shook him to his core. Your smile, your playful eyes, your voice. You knocked him off his pedestal and he had no plans in allowing you to walk away without so much as a single date.

The following Saturday was warm, a full moon in the sky, bonfires all around. You were with your friends, all giggling and laughing while your brother stood guard. The two of them were holding eye contact, your brother almost silently begging Rhysand to try again. The two of them liked each other. Trained together frequently. Discussed you even more frequently.

Your family was more forward-thinking. They believed your worth was equal to your brother's, but oddly, you loved chores. You made the choice not to train. You loved keeping a clean home, baking, cooking. You loved your vegetable garden. Perhaps it was that choice that both drew Rhysand to you and made him struggle in dealing with his feelings for you. So many other Illyrian females were happy to crawl into his bed. To rebel for a few hours or all night. Yet you? You had a healthy home. A happy life. There was no need for you to rebel against a heavy-handed father or a cruel mother.

He had been attracted to you since his mother brought him here. A childhood crush he longed to turn to more. It wasn't until Azriel and Cassian came into the picture that he felt it was possible, though. The three of them were always pushing each other. They motivated each other to be there best, to be strong, to be good males. Rhys knew he could be that for you. He could be strong. He could be confident. He could be all you needed him to be if only he gave himself a chance.

He took his beer like a shot before walking over to you, praying to The Mother the second time would be the charm. “Can we talk,” he offered his hand, waiting for you to place your smaller one in it and smiled when you did.

“How was training this week?” You were hoping to help him relax. He loved when you asked about him, loved when you cared about his week.

“Good. Got to fight Cassian hand to hand.”

“Ah, so you lose again?”

He glared at you playfully, “Barely.”

“How quickly did he take you down?”

“I’ll have you know-”

“So quickly then,” you interrupted with a smirk.

“Smartass.”

“Sore loser,” You shrieked as he spun on you, throwing you over his shoulder. “Rhysand!” He could hear you say his name forever. Listen to your laugh on repeat. He tried to keep his confidence with him as Azriel and Cassian gave him thumbs up from the treeline.

They had figured out that it was Rhysand you liked. Rhysand. Not his looks. Not his money. Not his massive wings. Not even the fact that he was heir to the Night Court. It was him. You liked him. You liked how easy your conversations flowed, how kind he was, how easy it was to push his buttons. You liked the friendship you two shared, the moments of vulnerability and innocence.

Shamelessly, he carried you to a blanket and picnic basket he and his brothers had set up, setting you down with little grace. “I brought snacks."

You blinked at his simple statement, “You brought snacks?”

“For our date, yes,” he sat down without further words, opening the basket. “Are you going to sit or just stand there?” He would never admit how insecure he was feeling right now. That anxious bubbly feeling in his stomach threatening to ruin his plan of wooing and courting you.

It wasn't visible to anyone else, but you saw the change in his eyes as you studied him, the way his glance kept flickering to the trees. “You're kidding me,” your gaze followed his. “You brought Azriel and Cassian?”

His face fell and a blush began to spread, “No! I- no!” He stood again, blocking you from looking over into the trees by flaring out his wings. “Just us. You and me. Me and you.”

“And your friend Az?” Rhysand wanted to melt on the spot as you continued trying to look around with him with a bright smile. “You're normally so confident, Rhysand,” you suddenly stopped and just stared at him.

“You bring out my nerves,” he said calmly. “You're beautiful. You're smart. You're lovely. We're friends. You-”

A voice broke from the tree line, “Stop ranting!”

The two of you began to laugh as he sat back down and you followed him. You had never seen him like this before. A ball of nervous energy just looking for an outlet.

“Relax,” you whispered and leaned your head on his shoulder. “Tell me about what Azriel and Cassian are like.”

Rhysand seemed to find his confidence in that touch, that soft reassurance. The coil in his stomach released, his shoulders falling, “I'm the most handsome out of the three of us,” he said loudly, smiling as you nodded. “And the most delightful. Possibly the most cunning.”

“Definately the most humble,” you mumbled, earning a playful glare. As the date went on, he eased more. His rants about Cassian and Azriel caused loud yells to come from suddenly noisy trees at random times.

It became the first date of many in his late teens. A reference point he now used as he stared in the mirror getting ready to take Feyre out.

You had been his gold standard. A childhood crush turned teenage sweetheart, turned first heartbreak, turned sister. You, in all your tenderness, had helped shape him similar to how Cassian had, to how Azriel had. You were his only true romance before Feyre and one of his hardest lessons in his younger years.

He threw a pillow at you as he entered the living room, “Thanks for baby sitting Nyx tonight.”

You put a finger on your nose, a game all too familiar to you and him, and pointed to Azriel, “All him. But you are welcome.” You adjusted his tie for him. “Relax,” that word rang so many memories in his head. “She loves you."

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[just-another-useless-human]

So I was at a restaurant recently and there was a waiter who looked exactly like goose, only younger and some tattoos on his arm.

The restaurant i was at, was kinda fancy but in a easy way if yk what i mean (you probably have no idea what i mean), it had a really chill vibe and everyone was very nice. I think goose would have definitely fit right in

Ofc my brain went BOOM TOP GUN WAITER AU!!!

So here are some of my thoughts (i dont think i ever did smth like this, let alone publish it but here i go i guess) :

Goose is about 20 bc the waiter looked aroud that age

He just finished school, is broke and had no idea what to do and saw a flyer that says that restaurant, near his and mavs flat, needs staff.

Mav and goose met in high-school and have been besties since

Goose gets the job as a waiter and somehow gets mav in there too. Probably the restaurant needing more staff and goose says "i know exactly the guy you are looking for" with a smirk

Goose meets this sweet and funny lady, who is a regular, he always gets excited when she comes to eat breakfast and he doesn't alow anyone else to serve her. (Do you call it serve or wait idk??)

He massively fails at flirting, mav and the others tease him because of it but carol thinks its cute.

Slider works in the kitchen, as well as merlin and sundown

Hollywood and Wolfman are waiters like goose and maverick

Slider has a good looking friend (ice ofc) who often comes to eat, he even is allowed (more or less) to visit slider in the kitchen and he always sneaks himslef a snack (that man is not sneaky)

All the staff ppl have nicknames (just need an excuse for their ✨️navy codenames✨️) and ofc goose gets his bc of his honking laugh and maverick bc he is in his own world when he is concentrating on his work, better at it when he his doing it on his own and hates it when others stick their nose in his work and disturb him.

Slider got his nickname bc he once dropped soup and sliped on it

Merlin has his because he is magicaly good at seasoning and always seasons the food like a wizard would, to make fun of it, but now its a habit of his

Mav nad ice always banter when ice is there and mav serves him often, they both start to develop a crush but wont tell eachother. They both have to big of an ego to admit to have a crush

Ofc goose knows and teases him because of it, but still tries to wingman the best he can (pun intended)

Mav flirts with customers to see ices reaction but also bc he is mav and he just does that

Also mav nad ice making out in the kitchen after everyone left and ice lingered up until mavs shift ended mmmmmmmmm

Thanks for reading this🫶!! Even though its just me rambling to feed my brain worms.

Maybe i will write more about this idk

<33

[musette22]

In my head canon, Bucky would have loved the solar eclipse yesterday. He would have made to buy proper glasses so he look at it and found the perfect spot.

Oh my god yes, I love this headcanon so much, accepted without question! He would have been over the moon (pun intended) about it and so so excited, preparing properly and talking Steve's ear off with all sorts of eclipse related facts. Steve would have indulged him, obviously, although he'd find it difficult to actually pay attention to what Bucky is saying instead of just gazing fondly at him and cutting off his rambling with kisses every now and then because "you're jusy so cute when you're excited, Buck" ❤️✨️

[lara-cairncross]

Your rottmnt Fairy AU is honestly a really big bright spot in my day ✨️ (pun intended) /pos

Whimsical and sweet with a sprinkling of angst. It's just so different and fun and OMG! Brilliant! Devouring the crumbs you drop of the story and so interested to see where it's going

It's been ages since I've watched the Fairies movies but I'm going around collecting the physical media now because this au makes me want to get lost in the stories again

Dude, 100%, messages like that are what keep me drawing this au ahdhehfheh. I'm so glad it's a bright spot for you!!! My delusions are making people happy this is so wonderful :DDD

If you're collecting the physical media, make sure you pick up the books too!!! The Pixie Hollow books were what introduced me to that whole universe as a kid, and I love them so so much 🥹 and the artstyle is GORGEOUS AHH--

🩵❤️💜🧡

[doodle-pops]

Just a thought popped into my head, since elves have such a signifigance toward their hair, what would the elves think If their hair gets cut off by the enemy or severaly damaged and their s/o used their own hair to make a wig or extensions for their elven lover? (You know since for a human s/o hair would probably not be a big deal)

You know that moment when Rapunzel got her hair cut off? Right. Picture Mother Gothel’s reaction as the elves when their “precious, beautiful” hair got chopped off (even for an inch) 😅. I mean, Tolkien heavily specified that elves have an entire category just for ✨️hair✨️, which we all are aware of. The extra distance to let others know of the high beauty standards they have.

Anyway, before I get carried away. For your question; I see them rather…displeased at your decision because, after all, their hair would grow back eventually. Yes, all their years of caring for their hair and efforts to maintain their beauty standards got cut (pun intended) in a matter of seconds. And while it was touching (which was acknowledged) that you thought about making a wig for them using your hair, in their eyes, it was rather…unnecessary.

Although, you can both regrow your hair at the same time. ✨️couple goals✨️.

Hair overall, both elves and mortals (in Tolkien’s world and at that period), holds great significance. So in my opinion, I don’t see any of them being (immediately) touched by the act, nor do I picture them wearing the wig (wearing your hair makes them feel more guilty cuz if theirs didn’t get chopped off, then likewise yours). Perhaps after a while, they would show better understanding, once you express how much you thought the act would have meant to them if they could “have” long hair again until it regrew. However, they still wouldn’t approve of you making a drastic act like that. You're getting scolded 🫠

I believe they would have looked forward to you comforting them and giving reassurance that the hair loss didn’t strip away their beauty, strength and power. They were still the same as you always saw them and it would never change. Give them a boost of confidence to not hate their appearance and remain positive.

[k9effect]

Oh okay, you've twisted my arm ;) I was gonna ramble anyways. Info under the cut!

So the basis of the story, for some quick context, is that its a new world settlement narrative. Earth is severely over populated and simply cannot house as many people as there is, so since technology and science can allow it, they decide to expand to the stars ✨️✨️✨️ and send out a bunch of settlement missions. A lot of the people on these missions chose to be there. They signed up and understood the gravity (pun intended) of what they were doing, that they'd never be able to come home. But they needed to fill a certain amount of roles and quotas for these missions and when people stopped volunteering, they filled these roles via draft, a population lottery. So not exactly everyone wanted to be there.

Here's some info on my blorbos!

Scuttle is the og oc for this. He was the first fella in my head. (Idk why he's named Scuttle, its probably a nickname that stuck but i havent thought of an actual name for him yet lmao) He's a mechanic who signed on voluntarily. His grandparents, who took care of him and raised him after his mother was gone, had passed away and he was needing some drastic change in his life, lest the grief consume him. So without really thinking, he signed on for the settlement mission as a mechanic. Since he has a degree and a passion for it, he got accepted pretty easily. Admittedly, he shouldn't have passed the medical (he's disabled, has a prosthetic leg after an accident) or the psychological (was doing this for the wrong reasons (to get away from his problems)) but the organisers were desperate for people and he was quite qualified so they overlooked it. He's still happy with his decision, even if he misses home a lot sometimes.

He's kind of a short king, stocky and densely built with muscle. Rocks a mullet, is also a natural ginger.

This is Paxton! He goes by Pax tho. He was an army grunt who took a transfer opportunity to join the defence regiment for the settlement missions. Hes part of the security and defence team in charge of keeping the settlement safe from any hostile life forms on the new worlds that may pose a threat. Spoilers, he gets pretty fucked up by a bear-type alien and, after he's rescued, gets medically discharged from the defence/military team and transferred to a much easier and less stressful job after hes recovered. He ends up worked in the agricultural field, but moreso just keeps to himself tending to a few of the planet's native flowers. He makes some real strides and figuring out how propagation and such work on the planet.

Him and Scutt have kind of a thing going for a while but its not until after his maulling that he really starts to rely on Scuttle's support and they become more of a serious romantic couple.

Pax is tall and lanky, had a lot more muscle on him from his military/defence days but after the maulling, he drops a lot of that and slims down. He has a cute little gap in his front teeth <3

This is Kashvi! More often referred to as just Kash tho. She's the resident smartypants. A desi girl who graduated from university with a major in biology, when she went to further her education (probably headed towards a doctorate or smth) when she was offered a full ride scholarship/opportunity to join the settlement mission on the science team due to her outstanding work. It was a lengthy decision making process but inevitably the deciding factor was that the scholarship included accommodation for herself and her immediate family, meaning they could all come with her. They collectively decided to relocate and join the settlement mission. She then got taken under the wing of the science team and began her training and study in becoming a xenologist (thats the term ive been using anyways ahah idk if there's a better one?? For like, the study of alien life).

Her family kind of adopt Scuttle since him and Kash are very similar ages. They become his family and he has a sibling dynamic with Kash. She also spends a lot of time with Pax post his injury since he has first hand experience and information on the wild life, they form somewhat of a friendship that is only deepened when Pax realises how close she is with Scuttle. Kash, like Scuttle, tends to overwork herself. So the two of them make sure to remind each other to take breaks and drink water and sleep, even if they themself don't follow their own advice lmao.

Now finally we have Leisha. She Does Not want to be here. She was one of the unlucky people who got conscripted/drafted via the population lottery. She is here completely against her will and is not happy about it one bit. She's the newest of the four and is still earlier in development than the rest so she's not as grounded. She's got some very justified and valid anger issues about the whole situation. Spends a lot of her time, along with other conscripted people, trying to forge a plan on how to get back home, but its millions of light years away.

I'm not certain exactly what her role in the settlement is yet. She grows quite close to Kash, it's unintentional but turns out having a friend is good for her. Kash kind of makes this whole situation liveable. Leisha takes interest in her work and quickly takes a more romantic interest in Kash. She's a bit of a bad influence on Kash but in turn Kash is good for her <3

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I love all these lil goobers so much and they are quite literally all I've been thinking about lately. I'm so down to answer questions about them if y'all have any <3 I've been doodling them a bunch so I might do a doodle dump at some point. I'll do more fandom stuff eventually but I'm riding this out right now :)

Tagging some people who may be interested: @catstrophysics @sephieblue @calkale @yeah-w-r-i-t-e

Edit: i do have a little tiny discord server for these guys, just to organise my thoughts and ramble about them in there, so HERE IS THE LINK if you wanna come hang out perchance

[abeldarling]

great thief. ✨️

better husband. ❤️‍🔥

best dad. 💕

back on my bullshit after the species swap.

canonically, Kraikiss and Ember are 'hot as hell' (pun intended) both before, and after they have kids - being sexy and being a parent are certainly not mutually exclusive

[aninamated]

Out now! Episode 3 of The Earth Guy!

I hope you'll enjoy it! It was a blast to make (pun intended) ✨️

[hellcifrogs]

If Itachi somehow lived or came permanently back to life at the end of the war, would you like to see Sasuke reconcile with him?

What does the scene, journey and relationship look like to you?

Damn I would like to see Itachi become hokage! >:o (Once his name is cleared and he's healed) And Sasuke having to go through all stages of grieve because he still supports konoha.

But then Itachi does make some good changes and the world starts to see a new leaf (pun intended) and both Sasuke and Naruto realize that the system was the problem not the common people. Sasuke helps him at first, but Itachi would get to a point where he asks Sasuke to live his life, separared from him, because he's already consumed far too much of his life focusing on Itachi.

So Sasuke goes on his self discovery travels, and once Naruto starts seeing the changes he accepts that he never really wanted to be hokage, and that with the effort he put on that path he actually reached the acceptance from people he wished for and he also already has the friends and family he needs. So he goes travel with Sasuke. :)

And then the two finally get to do something about the world and Naruto's promises to help everyone! And they become the sun and moon heroes of the world!! ✨️lol

[roxy-bat-wolf-pack]

Imagine!

☠️Captain Jack Sparrow gets dropped In Neverland✨️

So they are both owned by Disney right? Why not

Jack lands himself in a predicament, but what else would we expect from the guy

It's what he's good at

He lands in Neverland. Pun intended

Meeting Hook leaves him a little confused

He keeps comparing Hooks hat to Barbosas

Hook is fuming, and honestly, so is Jack

Hook's not ready to deal with any competition

He can barely contend with Peter and the croc

Jack's just mad that someone has a better hat than him

The lost boys find Jack and oh lord.

He's much cooler than mean ol Hook

I'm sure he tells them a tall tale or two about sea turtles

He roped em together with human hair

From his back

He's basically a lost boy

Will he overthrow Peter?

Well, who knows how many years Hook has been trying to take claim of Neverland

It's been multiple lifetimes

Now, this Jack Sparrow guy just shows up and is basically worshiped

"Captain Jack Sparrow," he's sure to correct

But it's not all sunshine and rainbows for Jack

The last time he was dropped on an island and the inhabitants started to worship him

Well...

Not to worry because sooner or later, Peter and Tink decide Jack has to go

I mean Peter...

...Self centered...

...Honestly a little scary...

PETER

Yea, he isn't having any of these lost boys worshipping someone else

Let alone a pirate

"Tink! Dust em!"

Jack's now covered in pixie dust and flying

Eh, he's experienced stranger things

Hook's happy to be done with him

But something strange happens to Jack

As he's traveling back to his world

Back to his ship and all he loves

He gets a memory of a time long ago

When his piracy journey was still in its beginning stages

When he only wanted to do good

And he realizes that Neverland seems a little more familiar than he originally thought

They never could get his name right

[pardonmydelays]

hi 🥰 what are your favourite and least favourite songs from each Taylor’s album and why? ✨

✨ TAYLOR SWIFT ESSAY ✨

this is going to be hard, but i'll try my best... i'm going to include all taylor's versions & vault tracks of course. WARNING: some of my opinions are controversial, sometimes i'm rude, don't read it if you're a sensitive swiftie.

DEBUT 🤠

FAVOURITE SONG: mary's song - great storytelling - what i love the most about taylor - she just tells you a story & you can see it all happen in your head, one of my favourite lyrics on the album, i love the production, i remember i used to cry to this song when i was a teenager so maybe it's just my sentiment... LEAST FAVOURITE SONG: a perfectly good heart - i mean... do i even have to say anything? it's just such a boring song (sorry) & the lyrics? not that great either.

FEARLESS (taylor's version) ✨️

FAVOURITE SONG: mr perfectly fine - i'm not the biggest country taylor fan anymore (i used to be) but shit this one slaps, i love sassy taylor, "but it's wonderful to see that you're ok!" - my favourite line for sure (the way she sings it!!!), i just loooove singing it & like... everything about this song, really. LEAST FAVOURITE SONG: bye bye baby - i despise this song. now - before you all come at me, you have to understand one thing (pun intended) - this used to be my favourite unreleased taylor song back when it was called... "one thing". i absolutely hate all the lyrics changes, i fucking hate that she changed the title, I CAN'T STAND THIS WEAK PRODUCTION (sorry jack, i still love you), this song used to be powerful... now it's just boring. seriously guys, just listen to both & decide which one is better.

SPEAK NOW (taylor's version) 💜

FAVOURITE SONG: long live - i think i don't even have to explain, this is our song & it always will be our song... i still remember little me coming back home from school & watching speak now tour almost every day, this song brings back so many memories... the bridge is everything, it always makes me cry like a baby... can't wait to hear it live in a couple of months! LEAST FAVOURITE SONG: superman - wow, i just realized i like every single song on speak now & i am choosing this one only because i like it a little less than the others, it still slaps, especially taylor's version - it's much better than the og one.

RED (taylor's version) 🧣

FAVOURITE SONG: all too well 10 minute version - i think i even wrote an essay before about how much this one means to me, call me basic, i don't care, i've been waiting nine fucking years for this version, i will die for this song, it's my child, no one gets it like i do, i just can't pick any other song because this one is better than all the others from all the albums. LEAST FAVOURITE SONG: we are never ever getting back together - i mean... it's not like i hate it, but it's just a skip for me... red is my favourite album & i love that it's so all over the place, but this one just... doesn't belong here. like at all. and it's not the best taylor's lyrics ever.

1989 (taylor's version) 🗽

FAVOURITE SONG: wonderland - this song is just doing things to my brain, holy fuck, i love everything about it, the production is just so incredible i wanna fucking scream, the lyrics, "& in the end in wonderland we both went mad!", this is just a perfect pop song, the worst thing is that this album is full of bops, but this one has a very special place in my heart & i could listen to it on repeat for hours. LEAST FAVOURITE SONG: bad blood - it's a good song & i like it, i don't hate it so don't hate me, it's just the one that is not really my favourite & i don't know what else i can say about it (kendrick lamar version is definitely better)

REPUTATION 🐍

FAVOURITE SONG: getaway car - one thing you need to understand is that... i used to hate this album - on my first listen i was like "what the fuck is this" & i was just laughing... sorry for speaking my truth (i love it now, ok?)... getaway car was the only song i liked on my first listen, like really liked, loved even. it has such a broadway vibe for me, i can't explain. i love the lyrics, i love that i could actually relate to this song at one point in my life, it's just so good. it's great. amazing even. still best song on the album. LEAST FAVOURITE SONG: so it goes - it's so fucking boring OMG it's been years & i still don't even remember... how it goes. i'm being serious, i don't remember the melody, i think i just probably listened to it once & never again & i don't even want to, i'm sorry (i'm not).

LOVER 🩷

FAVOURITE SONG: death by a thousand cuts - y'all need to stop with this cruel summer shit, it's a good song but it's so overrated at this point, have you ever heard about dbatc? the production? the bridge? HAVE YOU HEARD? this may be one of taylor's best songs ever, this is my baby & my first url was inspired by this song (i joined tumblr in lover era), i am dbatc stan first, human second. LEAST FAVOURITE SONG: the archer - yes, i know, you all want to cancel me now... i seriously don't understand why it's everyone's favourite, it's boring!!! & as much as i love jack antonoff, this production is just terrible, sorry. it's a huge skip for me, always has been.

FOLKLORE 🪩

FAVOURITE SONG: mirrorball - it's not an easy choice, but i'm going to go with this one, since i relate so much... it's almost scary. i remember when we were watching long pond studio sessions together when we met for the first time & we had a conversation about this song & then it hit me... i'm a fucking mirrorball. this song just means so much to me. LEAST FAVOURITE SONG: epiphany - but only because i had to choose one & this one is a little bit boring (still good!), i love the entire album.

EVERMORE 🥂

FAVOURITE SONG: ivy - so, fun fact: i didn't like it on my first listen, but once you dive into the lyrics, holy fuck... lyrically, i think it's her best song, i also love the production, i just love fucking everything about this song & it's super fun to play on ukulele, the storytelling here, oh my fucking god! this is the taylor i absolutely adore. LEAST FAVOURITE SONG: closure - it grew on me, i don't hate it, i actually even like it now, it's just a bit weird (especially this sound at the beginning???) & i don't think it belongs to that album... but i don't hate it, it's alright, just not my fave.

MIDNIGHTS 💫

FAVOURITE SONG: the great war - you should have seen my face when i was listening to it for the first time & literally burst into tears & then tried to explain it to my ex & started crying even more hahaha (good old days...). this is my song. i am the great war. so once again: it's just so relatable & it makes me feel... less alone. i don't even want to try to explain, but you guys get it. LEAST FAVOURITE SONG: bigger than the whole sky - not a bad song at all, in fact, the lyrics - absolutely amazing, i just don't really listen to it that often, because the production is a bit boring.

[holybananaoafshoe]

✨️Team Dynamics ✨️

Tired Cyro Dads 5/8

One day Kaeya and Klee go into the Fortress with Wrio for a tour, and Kaeya nearly has a fucking stroke trying to keep Klee from accidentally blowing the place up.

He doesn’t know how Albedo does it half the time--sure he does live on Dragonspine so if Klee blows something up it’s not like there’s anyone around that would be hurt

…unless we count poor Mika who has to remake the maps anytime Klee’s explosions change the landscape

Kaeya may look calm and cool all of the time, but internally he’s freaking the fuck out. His blood pressure has never been higher and honestly, if there wasn’t a child around, he’d have a drink on him.

He feels trapped down there, and that’s on childhood trauma

Wrio is having a blast, pun fully intended, during the tour, making some dry jokes here and there about the structure integrity

“oh I heard it’s raining on the surface, now if we feel rain down here that’s not a good sign :)”

He definitely somehow drips water on Kaeya’s head after Klee bonks into something a little too hard and absolutely loses his shit when Kaeya screeches and jumps several feet in the air

Cue a confused Klee, who has no idea what’s going on, but Wrio says it’s okay and he’s the best! So she trusts it’s okay, she’s not sure why Kaeya is on the floor though…

It’s alright, she gives him Dodoco to hold onto for safe keeping, which does help ease his mind slightly

(mostly because he’s not entirely sure if Dodoco is a stuffed animal or a bomb….knowing Alice it could be either)

They both like to mess with people for shits and giggles. It helps the day go by, you know

[fatguarddog]

I am once again being brainrotted by your posts, namely a witches cauldron!

Think your witchy friend lover whomever says they need a new cauldron and you end up helping, unaware of what's to come! So they invite you over for a ✨️enchanted✨️ evening (pun intended) that starts with just a larger then usual dinner, then a equally sized dessert, and somehow a milksahake!? Either way being coaxing, magic, or both you end up eating it all and get belly rubs and praise for a reward before feeling them measure your belly and mummble comments about it. To full to care though you soon find this the new normal! Always being convinced to stay at the person's house for just one more day, one more filling meal until finally your at the size they want! The next snack or meal being just a vial full of a liquid that they make you drink and soon you feel your belly morph and swell to a perfectly rounded shape! It's then they reveal what this was all for and of course you have little complaints! They keel spoiling you after all and soon fill you with a spell that leaves you sloshy and full with a swirling green liquid almost unable to waddle around (yes waddle since walking stopped long ago( and finally after they see some of that green glow shift to you swollen chest they take what they need and leave the rest for later with a pat on your belly and kiss to the forehead. Leaving you momentarily to realize that whatever complaints you have left are gone and replaced by the sloshy full feeling you know you'll now almostcif ever be without now- 💣💥

Exactly! Being a witch's living cauldron with a huge sloshing belly of magic and so much praise would be so dreamy~

And having potions milked out of my swollen chest before the next mixture begins and I get to enjoy that full, warm feeling all over again? Blissful

[badnewlifesmpideas]

Looking at scotts newest episode, it would be really funny if another war about mycelium would happen again in a minecraft smp, right?

Especially with some of these origins having flashbacks about a war similar to that happened in another world a longggg time ago

What would be even funnier if Scar ends up on the opposing side again, rooting (pun intended) for grass blocks

Maybe this war could also grow into a big thing

But eh, its just a thought, surely it wouldn't happen.

R i g h t ?

-✨️anon

Surely not..... that's crazy! Why would anyone fight over something as dumb as terf? Unless of course.... it's about the principle.

-Raven